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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:18 pm

Transnapastain wrote:
Gallade wrote:*Sigh* I'm liking this bar too much. Hey Trans, how bout we go into business together? I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of pulling a pint :lol:


I thought we were in business together ;) lol Besides, how could I say no to the pretty face. :P

What did you have in mind? Haha, I had some plans to open a bar with some friends down in Texas...whatever town A&M is in.

I think going along with the layout of this would be hilarious. Me actually on a poll on top of a bar with a near-lethal quantity of alcohol in me.... there'll be political upheaval by the end of the night. :lol:
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Postby Power and Stability » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:19 pm

I would so go to your bar
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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:20 pm

Power and Stability wrote:I would so go to your bar

Same, although, after a period of time, I think Gallade would get tired of all the drunken groping.
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[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

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Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:21 pm

I don't know about that.

I'm from Ohio, but I have a friend stationed at Ft George in Georgia...and he told me of a bar called Tipsy McStaggers...where if you pay a few extra bucks...you can do shots from the crouches of the female bartenders...who, mind you, are clad in mini-skirts, and ted up school girl uniform shirts. So he says.

If THEY can do THAT....we'll be fine.

As far a pole dancing goes..I wouldn't know, but I'd rather see you drunk, dancing, and having a good time...then strung out on crack...like most strippers I've met.
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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:22 pm

Transnapastain wrote:I don't know about that.

I'm from Ohio, but I have a friend stationed at Ft George in Georgia...and he told me of a bar called Tipsy McStaggers...where if you pay a few extra bucks...you can do shots from the crouches of the female bartenders...who, mind you, are clad in mini-skirts, and ted up school girl uniform shirts. So he says.

If THEY can do THAT....we'll be fine.

As far a pole dancing goes..I wouldn't know, but I'd rather see you drunk, dancing, and having a good time...then strung out on crack...like most strippers I've met.

That's...pretty awesome
*writes down the name of that bar*
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Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:23 pm

Licana wrote:
Power and Stability wrote:I would so go to your bar

Same, although, after a period of time, I think Gallade would get tired of all the drunken groping.

You've clearly never seen me on a Saturday night. >.>
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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:23 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:Same, although, after a period of time, I think Gallade would get tired of all the drunken groping.

You've clearly never seen me on a Saturday night. >.>

Hmm....
*realizes it's a Saturday night*
*gropes*
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:24 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:Same, although, after a period of time, I think Gallade would get tired of all the drunken groping.

You've clearly never seen me on a Saturday night. >.>


Is thinking I'd like to see you on a Saturday night :P

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Postby Power and Stability » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:24 pm

Transnapastain wrote:
Gallade wrote:You've clearly never seen me on a Saturday night. >.>


Is thinking I'd like to see you on a Saturday night :P

Agreed
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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:25 pm

Licana wrote:
Gallade wrote:You've clearly never seen me on a Saturday night. >.>

Hmm....
*realizes it's a Saturday night*
*gropes*

I was meant to go out tonight.... *grumbles incoherently*
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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:26 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:Hmm....
*realizes it's a Saturday night*
*gropes*

I was meant to go out tonight.... *grumbles incoherently*

So, why aren't you out?
(not that any of us want you to go away)
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:26 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:Hmm....
*realizes it's a Saturday night*
*gropes*

I was meant to go out tonight.... *grumbles incoherently*


I miss being able to go out and party on the weekends....damn work.

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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:27 pm

Licana wrote:
Gallade wrote:I was meant to go out tonight.... *grumbles incoherently*

So, why aren't you out?
(not that any of us want you to go away)

Friends cancelled :unsure:

Transnapastain wrote:
Gallade wrote:I was meant to go out tonight.... *grumbles incoherently*


I miss being able to go out and party on the weekends....damn work.

Ah the joys of being a college student. Days of the week dont apply :p
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:29 pm

Well, I guess I'm still like that...because I treat my days off like they're the weekend, and get drunk accordingly!

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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:31 pm

Probably not good to dance to...but I love this song.

I'm making a house rule...there's to be no hatred of Journey in this bar!

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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:33 pm

Transnapastain wrote:Probably not good to dance to...but I love this song.

I'm making a house rule...there's to be no hatred of Journey in this bar!

Oooh.... im going to find that a very hard rule to obey....
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:33 pm

Gallade wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:Probably not good to dance to...but I love this song.

I'm making a house rule...there's to be no hatred of Journey in this bar!

Oooh.... im going to find that a very hard rule to obey....


Awww, really? You don't like Journey? Why?

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Postby Power and Stability » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:34 pm

*sings in a drunkenly manner*
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:34 pm

Power and Stability wrote:*sings in a drunkenly manner*


Thank you for highlighting EXACTLY what Journey is good for.

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Postby Mosasauria » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:34 pm

*Serves more beer*
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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:35 pm

Transnapastain wrote:
Gallade wrote:Oooh.... im going to find that a very hard rule to obey....


Awww, really? You don't like Journey? Why?

They're alright... just not my cup of tea.
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:36 pm

Gallade wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:
Awww, really? You don't like Journey? Why?

They're alright... just not my cup of tea.


That....that makes me very sad. Tell me what you DO like then?

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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:36 pm

Mosasauria wrote:*Serves more beer*

Thank you.

*considers going back to groping*
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Gallade » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:37 pm

Licana wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Serves more beer*

Thank you.

*considers going back to groping*

I will bend those fingers back, buddy! *gives the eye*
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
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Postby Licana » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:38 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:Thank you.

*considers going back to groping*

I will bend those fingers back, buddy! *gives the eye*

*decides against groping*
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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