Nap's Boozery Positions open for Wenches, inquire within!

[Power and Stability]

*wheels back in*
I'll take whatever drink you'll give me.

Get this nice man some Jameson, on the double!

[Transnapastain]

*wheels back in*
I'll take whatever drink you'll give me.

I'll tend because the Wenches are doing one of the things they do best....

Eli, have a Rustholi!

*Pours Russian Standard and Stholi into a Mason jar, adds lime, and serves to Eli*

[Power and Stability]

*pours out another shot for Power, and hands it over, before leaping on to next pole besides Gallade*

*sits and enjoys the music*

[Mosasauria]

*Serves Jamesons*

[Transnapastain]

*Serves Jamesons*

Sorry man, thought you were gone. *Walks back around the bar, and watches the Wenches do their thang*

Can I get an Original Sin?

[Gallade]

*pours out another shot for Power, and hands it over, before leaping on to next pole besides Gallade*

*sits and enjoys the music*

*stares pointedly at tits for tips jar*

[Hathradic States]

Hey, Napper, mind sliding me a drink?

Yes mien Kaiser! *laughs, as I slide a bottle of cinnamon schnapps down the bar to the Obrestfuhrer after pouring myself a shot*

They call it Fire Water! Haha, lets do some shots of that bad boy!

Let's do it!

[Mosasauria]

*sits and enjoys the music*

*stares pointedly at tits for tips jar*

*Grabs your hand, puts a dollar in it, then forces your hand into jar*

[Eliasonia]

*wheels back in*
I'll take whatever drink you'll give me.

I'll tend because the Wenches are doing one of the things they do best....

Eli, have a Rustholi!

*Pours Russian Standard and Stholi into a Mason jar, adds lime, and serves to Eli*

Thank you very much.
*drinks*

[Power and Stability]

*slides a $5 into the jar*

[Transnapastain]

Yes mien Kaiser! *laughs, as I slide a bottle of cinnamon schnapps down the bar to the Obrestfuhrer after pouring myself a shot*

They call it Fire Water! Haha, lets do some shots of that bad boy!

Let's do it!

*Opens the bottle...and pours out two shots of Fire Water* Careful, Hath, this stuff burns....*I say before throwing the glass back, slamming it down with bang*

[Transnapastain]

*slides a $5 into the jar*

A fucking five? Thats all shes worth to you....? I say shes at least worth a 50.... *Suits actions to words, puts another 50 in the "Tits for Tips" jar

[Gallade]

*slides a $5 into the jar*

For 5 dollars you get this lovely commemorative yugioh card:

makes a wonderful christmas present to younger children, and older children who are a tiny bit "odd".

....the joys of internet boredom

[Power and Stability]

Sorry, it's the alcohol
*puts in 5 $20's*

[Hironeidan]

*wanders off behind the bar, and proceeds to fall flat on her face unconscious*

[Gallade]

*slides a $5 into the jar*

A fucking five? Thats all shes worth to you....? I say shes at least worth a 50.... *Suits actions to words, puts another 50 in the "Tits for Tips" jar

Thanks boss! *blows kiss*

[Transnapastain]

*slides a $5 into the jar*

For 5 dollars you get this lovely commemorative yugioh card:

makes a wonderful christmas present to younger children, and older children who are a tiny bit "odd".

....the joys of internet boredom

Holy. Crap...thats hilarious.

[Transnapastain]

*wanders off behind the bar, and proceeds to fall flat on her face unconscious*

"You....uh...okay? Want some water?" *Helps you up and sets you down on a chair, hands you a glass of water*

[Power and Stability]

For 5 dollars you get this lovely commemorative yugioh card:

makes a wonderful christmas present to younger children, and older children who are a tiny bit "odd".

....the joys of internet boredom

Holy. Crap...thats hilarious.

Agreed

[Mosasauria]

I will pay you $50000 for this:

[Transnapastain]

Lets play some old school 80's movie themes up in here.

Maybe followed by a little trip into the danger zone

[Hathradic States]

Let's do it!

*Opens the bottle...and pours out two shots of Fire Water* Careful, Hath, this stuff burns....*I say before throwing the glass back, slamming it down with bang*

*does the same*

Oh, that is a good burn.

[Gallade]

*Sigh* I'm liking this bar too much. Hey Trans, how bout we go into business together? I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of pulling a pint

[Transnapastain]

*Sigh* I'm liking this bar too much. Hey Trans, how bout we go into business together? I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of pulling a pint

I thought we were in business together lol Besides, how could I say no to the pretty face.

What did you have in mind? Haha, I had some plans to open a bar with some friends down in Texas...whatever town A&M is in.

[Mosasauria]

*Plays this on radio*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII