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Transnapastain
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:03 pm

Auremena wrote:Less polytikz moar stripping!
*looks around and sees that I'm the only female in the place*
brb
*goes to a back room*


Stripping...always a good decision....kinda like Sam Adams...I believe I'll have one...wonder if lime goes with it, too?
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:25 pm

Well, since this evidently is a strip bar.


*band plays this*

Ask where we got the motorcycles from later...

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:26 pm

*walks in, obviously drunk*
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.
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Postby Eliasonia » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:27 pm

North Wiedna wrote:*walks in, obviously drunk*

Hey Wied.
*downs more ouzo*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:27 pm

North Wiedna wrote:*walks in, obviously drunk*


Someones been pre-gaming! What can I get you?
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Transnapastain
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Postby Transnapastain » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:21 am

*Pours myself yet another shot of bourbon, a shot of scotch, and a tall beer...*
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Auremena
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Postby Auremena » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:46 am

*crashing can be heard in the back*
They'll be ready by morning.
NS's aviation and train sabelotodo.
Post-left anarchist and sad about it.
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016. Cover the world in trains 2030
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:47 am

*thrashes on guitar, making enough noise it can be heard in neighboring states*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Transnapastain
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Postby Transnapastain » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:53 am

Auremena wrote:*crashing can be heard in the back*
They'll be ready by morning.


Did I miss something? What will be ready in the morning?
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Postby Auremena » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:46 am

Transnapastain wrote:
Auremena wrote:*crashing can be heard in the back*
They'll be ready by morning.
Did I miss something? What will be ready in the morning?
More of me. There's a Japanese me, a brunette me, a readhead me, a latina me, a dinosaur me (for Sair. Poor guy), and a crapload of others that I don't even remember.
NS's aviation and train sabelotodo.
Post-left anarchist and sad about it.
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016. Cover the world in trains 2030
COYS!
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Postby Licana » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:50 am

Auremena wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:Did I miss something? What will be ready in the morning?
More of me. There's a Japanese me, a brunette me, a readhead me, a latina me, a dinosaur me (for Sair. Poor guy), and a crapload of others that I don't even remember.

:eyebrow: Mind = Blown
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

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Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

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Postby Hironeidan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:57 am

*jolts upwards*

Well, that was a nice rest.

I'm too early aren't I?
The Factbook of Hironeidan

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice."

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Postby Auremena » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:59 am

Hironeidan wrote:*jolts upwards*
Well, that was a nice rest.
I'm too early aren't I?
Never too early!
NS's aviation and train sabelotodo.
Post-left anarchist and sad about it.
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016. Cover the world in trains 2030
COYS!
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:59 am

Auremena wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:Did I miss something? What will be ready in the morning?
More of me. There's a Japanese me, a brunette me, a readhead me, a latina me, a dinosaur me (for Sair. Poor guy), and a crapload of others that I don't even remember.

And for all your sexiness, we've still not seen a picture of you. :P
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
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Hironeidan
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Postby Hironeidan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:02 am

Auremena wrote:Never too early!


Well in that case, to the poles!

Up up and away!

*Jumps up to the stage and flies off.*

No, not really.

*Jumps up to the stage and starts dancing again*
The Factbook of Hironeidan

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice."

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.49
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Postby Auremena » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:02 am

South Asia Minor wrote:
Auremena wrote:More of me. There's a Japanese me, a brunette me, a readhead me, a latina me, a dinosaur me (for Sair. Poor guy), and a crapload of others that I don't even remember.
And for all your sexiness, we've still not seen a picture of you. :P
Like I've said so many times, I hate pictures, you'd never get me to post one.
NS's aviation and train sabelotodo.
Post-left anarchist and sad about it.
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016. Cover the world in trains 2030
COYS!
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:16 am

*Walks in with Dread locks* Whats Popping Rasta?!
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.

Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
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Grittonia wrote:Aww, it's a man with a soft side. :p

Who said we all have to be clones of Sylvester Stallone?
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Vaugania wrote:I wouldn't do that to my favorite city.

Do you require a therapist?

Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:17 am

New high charity 24 wrote:*Walks in with Dread locks* Whats Popping Rasta?!

*gives odd stare*
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
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Hironeidan
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Postby Hironeidan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:24 am

New high charity 24 wrote:*Walks in with Dread locks* Whats Popping Rasta?!


Yo, wag'wan, wag'wan? Cam'in man we fix you up with some proper drinks 'ere.
The Factbook of Hironeidan

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice."

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.49
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:25 am

Hironeidan wrote:
New high charity 24 wrote:*Walks in with Dread locks* Whats Popping Rasta?!


Yo, wag'wan, wag'wan? Cam'in man we fix you up with some proper drinks 'ere.

What did you just say!?
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.
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Hironeidan
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Postby Hironeidan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:30 am

Vandengaarde wrote:
Hironeidan wrote:
Yo, wag'wan, wag'wan? Cam'in man we fix you up with some proper drinks 'ere.

What did you just say!?



"Hello, what's going on? Come in sir, we provide excellent beverages in this establishment."
The Factbook of Hironeidan

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice."

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.49
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:31 am

Hironeidan wrote:
Vandengaarde wrote:What did you just say!?



"Hello, what's going on? Come in sir, we provide excellent beverages in this establishment."

Oh, ok.
*gives you a confused stare still*
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.
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Power and Stability
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Postby Power and Stability » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:32 am

Hironeidan wrote:
Vandengaarde wrote:What did you just say!?



"Hello, what's going on? Come in sir, we provide excellent beverages in this establishment."

Well, that's a fine way to put it.
The People's Union
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Hironeidan
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Postby Hironeidan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:37 am

Vandengaarde wrote:*gives you a confused stare still*


*Slams a shot down in front of you.*

Just drink.
The Factbook of Hironeidan

"Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realise how little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice."

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.49
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Vandengaarde
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:39 am

Hironeidan wrote:
Vandengaarde wrote:*gives you a confused stare still*


*Slams a shot down in front of you.*

Just drink.

*drinks slowly*
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.
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