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by Old Erisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:10 am
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:12 am
Wied melted it.

by The Zuiderzee » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:12 am

by Eliasonia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:12 am
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Eliasonia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:13 am
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:13 am

by North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:14 am
Great Prusso-Germany wrote:*pulls out grenade*

by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:14 am
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.

by St George of England » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:15 am

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:15 am

by Old Erisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:16 am
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

by St George of England » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:16 am

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 am

by Old Erisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 am
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

by North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 am
Auremena wrote:*takes knife and runs*

by St George of England » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:17 am

by Great Prusso-Germany » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:18 am
North Wiedna wrote:Great Prusso-Germany wrote:*pulls out grenade*
Hey, guess what? I kicked you out of the Bistro. That means get out. viewtopic.php?p=3610607#p3610607 See? I have full authority to enforce the rules put in place by Mama Nana, and, guess what? One is NO FIGHTING. And, guess what? You've broken that rule.
GET THE FUCK OUT.

by New high charity 24 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:18 am
Great Prusso-Germany wrote:*Pulls up in black car with two large men on either side*
*Walks in with hands behind back,two large men on either side*
*says in German accent:*
May I see ze proprietor of zis establishment?
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:18 am
*it too far away for it to work*

by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:19 am
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.

by North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:20 am
Great Prusso-Germany wrote:North Wiedna wrote:Hey, guess what? I kicked you out of the Bistro. That means get out. viewtopic.php?p=3610607#p3610607 See? I have full authority to enforce the rules put in place by Mama Nana, and, guess what? One is NO FIGHTING. And, guess what? You've broken that rule.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
Wow, how did I know you were gonna ruin the fun

by Auremena » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:20 am
*you're too far away from me to eat it*

by Great Prusso-Germany » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:20 am

by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:20 am
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
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