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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:11 am

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Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:O.O I don't think a restaurant is the safest place to deliver a baby.

Depends on whether or not we're eating said baby.

That would be rather mean.
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Postby Concordeia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:12 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Oh yeah? Well prove it! Show me your marriage certificate!

Image


*Puts on a pair of glasses and examines the image*

*slowly takes off glasses*

It's a fake.
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Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


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The Zuiderzee
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Postby The Zuiderzee » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:12 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
The Zuiderzee wrote:Depends on whether or not we're eating said baby.

:eyebrow: Uhm, no.

Awwwww.....I never get to have any fun.
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:14 am

The Zuiderzee wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote: :eyebrow: Uhm, no.

Awwwww.....I never get to have any fun.

Sorry. :hug:

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Wieds wife Samus
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Postby Wieds wife Samus » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:15 am

Concordeia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
Image


*Puts on a pair of glasses and examines the image*

*slowly takes off glasses*

It's a fake.

Your glasses are fake.
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:15 am

Wieds wife Samus wrote:
Concordeia wrote:
*Puts on a pair of glasses and examines the image*

*slowly takes off glasses*

It's a fake.

Your glasses are fake.

Yeah.
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Wieds wife Samus
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Postby Wieds wife Samus » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:18 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Wieds wife Samus wrote:Your glasses are fake.

Yeah.

*gives you a kiss*

Are you ready for Wednesday?
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:18 am

North Wiedna wrote:
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@.@

Duh......
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:18 am

Wieds wife Samus wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Yeah.

*gives you a kiss*

Are you ready for Wednesday?

Definately! I can't wait! :)
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Wieds wife Samus
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Postby Wieds wife Samus » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:20 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Wieds wife Samus wrote:*gives you a kiss*

Are you ready for Wednesday?

Definately! I can't wait! :)

;) When shall the wedding be?
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:20 am

Wieds wife Samus wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Definately! I can't wait! :)

;) When shall the wedding be?

How does the next Monday sound?
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Wieds wife Samus
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Postby Wieds wife Samus » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:21 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Wieds wife Samus wrote: ;) When shall the wedding be?

How does the next Monday sound?

Beautiful.
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:22 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Wieds wife Samus wrote:Your glasses are fake.

Yeah.


*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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The Zuiderzee
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Postby The Zuiderzee » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:24 am

Concordeia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Yeah.


*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!

GASP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
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North Weidna
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Postby North Weidna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:26 am

Concordeia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Yeah.


*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!

If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.
"The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but it's only money... they don't know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination." - Alan Watts
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:28 am

North Weidna wrote:
Concordeia wrote:
*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!

If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.

Wait... when was I wearing pants?
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Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
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Postby The Zuiderzee » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:28 am

North Weidna wrote:
Concordeia wrote:
*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!

If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.

Aw do I have to? I like to feel the breeze on my man-parts.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953, a speech to the American Society of Newspaper Editors
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North Weidna
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Postby North Weidna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:29 am

Old Erisia wrote:
North Weidna wrote:If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.

Wait... when was I wearing pants?

If you have them on, keep them on. If you're not wearing them, that's fine too.

*drinks most of the beer in the Bistro*
"The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but it's only money... they don't know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination." - Alan Watts
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Postby Old Erisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:30 am

North Weidna wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:Wait... when was I wearing pants?

If you have them on, keep them on. If you're not wearing them, that's fine too.

*drinks most of the beer in the Bistro*

Well alright then.

*waits for Weid to take a gulp, uncrosses and recrosses legs slowly*
Coming eventually
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Weid's "trick". Officially.
From New Hayesalia
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

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Postby Concordeia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:31 am

North Weidna wrote:
Concordeia wrote:
*puts on his glasses*

Indeed they are. However I can tell you exactly why your marriage certificate is fake. Samus Aran is a fictional character, and you, North Wiedna, are a user on the NationStates forum website. You two occupy completely separate realms of existence. Plus, there is no indication of which state's jurisdiction the marriage was authorized under indicated in the marriage certificate, thus, the certificate itself if a work of fiction.

All of this can only mean one thing...

*takes off the fake glasses and points dramatically at Wieds wife Samus*

You are an imposter!

If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.

And you are...?
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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Postby Banded Nations » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:31 am

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North Weidna
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Postby North Weidna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:32 am

Old Erisia wrote:
North Weidna wrote:If you have them on, keep them on. If you're not wearing them, that's fine too.

*drinks most of the beer in the Bistro*

Well alright then.

*waits for Weid to take a gulp, uncrosses and recrosses legs slowly*

*isn't looking*

*puts on this*
"The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but it's only money... they don't know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination." - Alan Watts
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Postby Conoga » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:34 am

North Weidna wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:Well alright then.

*waits for Weid to take a gulp, uncrosses and recrosses legs slowly*

*isn't looking*

*puts on this*

*Drains out*
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:34 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Wieds wife Samus wrote: ;) When shall the wedding be?

How does the next Monday sound?

Can I be Priest? or Entertainer?
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.

Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Chocolate Jesus™
Rajesthan wrote:
Grittonia wrote:Aww, it's a man with a soft side. :p

Who said we all have to be clones of Sylvester Stallone?
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Vaugania wrote:I wouldn't do that to my favorite city.

Do you require a therapist?

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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:35 am

North Weidna wrote:If anyone's an imposter, it's me. Yes, I have arrived, please keep your pants on.

Fuck you, get back in there.
New high charity 24 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:How does the next Monday sound?

Can I be Priest? or Entertainer?

Give me a sample of your priesting.
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