Mama Nana's Bistro & Capital City of F7: MERRY XMAS F7!!!

[Conoga]

*Attempts to tackle all 3 of them and arrests them*

*Fires a concentrated blast of electricity at you*

[Hathradic States]

*Goes closer*

*Shoves into oven*

Teehee!

*Puts outfit under a pot with a stick of lit dynamite*

*Sits on pot*

*boom*

OOC: Lady Axis wore that outfit when she fought Wolf in Berlin after both of them got sent back to 1938. The Gestapo tried to kill her, and it survived that. It survived Stalingrad unharmed, it then survived the Mongolian heat. Nothing destroys that outfit.

[South Asia Minor]

*Shoves into oven*

Teehee!

*Puts outfit under a pot with a stick of lit dynamite*

*Sits on pot*

*boom*

OOC: Lady Axis wore that outfit when she fought Wolf in Berlin after both of them got sent back to 1938. The Gestapo tried to kill her, and it survived that. It survived Stalingrad unharmed, it then survived the Mongolian heat. Nothing destroys that outfit.

I just did.

With a pot and a stick of dynamite.

[BranchLandia]

*Attempts to tackle all 3 of them and arrests them*

*Fires a concentrated blast of electricity at you*

*Dodges*

*Takes away your water-gun*

[Hathradic States]

*Attempts to tackle all 3 of them and arrests them*

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

[Vandengaarde]

*Attempts to tackle all 3 of them and arrests them*

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*shoots you*

Yay!

[Conoga]

*Fires a concentrated blast of electricity at you*

*Dodges*

*Takes away your water-gun*

*Doesn't have a water gun*
*Traps you in a box of violet energy*

[South Asia Minor]

*Attempts to tackle all 3 of them and arrests them*

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

[Hathradic States]

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*shoots you*

Yay!

*bullets gets stuck in metal skull*

Ha!

*flings three darts at you*

[BranchLandia]

*Puts on capitalist steryotype suit*

*Hits with Cane*

[Vandengaarde]

*shoots you*

Yay!

*bullets gets stuck in metal skull*

Ha!

*flings three darts at you*

*dodges said darts*
*pulls out giant magnet*

[St George of England]

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

*trips*

[Conoga]

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

*Shoots rays of heat with flame*

[Hathradic States]

*grabs you with legs, and throws you into wall*

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

*comes out, coassack hat and flag burnt, but Wolf Suit unharmed*
Sam must become Lady Axis VII!

*throws Captain America's shield at her*

[Conoga]

*Puts on capitalist steryotype suit*

*Hits with Cane*

*Rubs head*
I ran out of energy.
*Weak punch*

[Hathradic States]

*bullets gets stuck in metal skull*

Ha!

*flings three darts at you*

*dodges said darts*
*pulls out giant magnet*

OOC: This is going to be fun

*due to the amount of metal is mine skeleton, I am fly towards you*

[Arcad]

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

*comes out, coassack hat and flag burnt, but Wolf Suit unharmed*
Sam must become Lady Axis VII!

*throws Captain America's shield at her*

*smashes through door atop a pirate yak*
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEENKIIIIINS!!!!!

[Vandengaarde]

*dodges said darts*
*pulls out giant magnet*

OOC: This is going to be fun

*due to the amount of metal is mine skeleton, I am fly towards you*

*tosses magnet while you still fly towards it, and the magnet lands in a giant pit of magma*

[BranchLandia]

*Puts on capitalist steryotype suit*

*Hits with Cane*

*Rubs head*
I ran out of energy.
*Weak punch*

*Punch bounces off cane*

*Falcoln punches you with cane*

[Conoga]

*Continues weakly punching Branch*

[South Asia Minor]

*While Hath is distracted...*

*Shoves cossack hat on Hath's head and sticks a Soviet flag in his ear*

*Shoves into oven*

*Flees*

*Shoots rays of heat with flame*

>.>

Did you just shoot me with a flame?

*Throws a barrell of napalm at Hath*

*Retreats into barrell of whiskey*

*Seals lid*

OOC: The whiskey barrell is lead-lined and titanium-plated ever since the stairs incident.

[Unicario]

*puts on Nazi outfit, but with a communist band instead of a Nazi one*

I'm a SS-Commie!

[Hathradic States]

OOC: This is going to be fun

*due to the amount of metal is mine skeleton, I am fly towards you*

*tosses magnet while you still fly towards it, and the magnet lands in a giant pit of magma*

*magma would melt the magnent, so now the pull is too dispersed to pull me anywhere*

[Vandengaarde]

*puts on Nazi outfit, but with a communist band instead of a Nazi one*

I'm a SS-Commie!

*shoots for being weird*

[South Asia Minor]

*puts on Nazi outfit, but with a communist band instead of a Nazi one*

I'm a douchebag!

Hooray!