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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:46 pm

BranchLandia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Just search for one and then resize it.


Can you explain to me why I didn't think that? :palm: @me

Be careful resizing, it can really ruin the quality. >.>

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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:46 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:I'd assassinate Nigella Lawson.

And by assassinate, I mean have sex with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQejeG2yUJQ
I think I would breed with that one...

You and I, sir, are one in the same.

Awesome.
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And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
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BranchLandia
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Postby BranchLandia » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:46 pm

St George of England wrote:
BranchLandia wrote:
Can you explain to me why I didn't think that? :palm: @me

becos yur stoopid


NU

Hathradic States wrote:
BranchLandia wrote:
Can you explain to me why I didn't think that? :palm: @me

*shrugs*

Because my Hath greatness blocks rational thought?


I'm a Assassin too and can't be affected by the apple of eden you know.

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
BranchLandia wrote:
Can you explain to me why I didn't think that? :palm: @me

Be careful resizing, it can really ruin the quality. >.>



Thanks!
I am BranchLandia!
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:47 pm

*Everyone is suddenly chained up and the entire Bistro suddenly becomes dark, lit by a very dim, sickly greenish light. An old TV turns on and the static gradually clears...*

Image

"Hello, Bistro-goers. I want to play a game..."
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Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm

*is exempt from the above due to awesomeness*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm

Concordeia wrote:*Everyone is suddenly chained up and the entire Bistro suddenly becomes dark, lit by a very, sickly greenish light. An old TV turns on and the static gradually clears...*

Image

"Hello, Bistro-goers. I want to play a game..."


*fires AK-47 at the TV*
*turns lights back on*
*plays on the stage, with my three clones*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm

Concordeia wrote:*Everyone is suddenly chained up and the entire Bistro suddenly becomes dark, lit by a very dim, sickly greenish light. An old TV turns on and the static gradually clears...*

Image

"Hello, Bistro-goers. I want to play a game..."

*takes out a pump shotgun and repeated fires it at the TV*

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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm

St George of England wrote:*is exempt from the above due to awesomeness*

Agreed.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:49 pm

Concordeia wrote:*Everyone is suddenly chained up and the entire Bistro suddenly becomes dark, lit by a very dim, sickly greenish light. An old TV turns on and the static gradually clears...*

Image

"Hello, Bistro-goers. I want to play a game..."

*yawns and goes back to sleep*

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The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
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Concordeia
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Postby Concordeia » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:51 pm

Unicario wrote:
Concordeia wrote:*Everyone is suddenly chained up and the entire Bistro suddenly becomes dark, lit by a very, sickly greenish light. An old TV turns on and the static gradually clears...*

Image

"Hello, Bistro-goers. I want to play a game..."


*fires AK-47 at the TV*
*turns lights back on*
*plays on the stage, with my three clones*


Little did Unicario know that inside the TV was a deadman's switch, which was connected to a set flamethrowers above the stage, which began spewing napalm as soon as the TV was destroyed...
Funny Quotes:
Falkasia wrote:
Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(

I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:
Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!

I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"


Grossrheinland Reich wrote:
CTALNH wrote:3 words: S&M and BSDM

Let it be known that God hates you.
OOC: so fkn hawt


Take the World Census 2011 at http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=83868
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:51 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
St George of England wrote:*is exempt from the above due to awesomeness*

Agreed.

:eyebrow:
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:52 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Unicario wrote:
*fires AK-47 at the TV*
*turns lights back on*
*plays on the stage, with my three clones*


Little did Unicario know that inside the TV was a deadman's switch, which was connected to a set flamethrowers above the stage, which began spewing napalm as soon as the TV was destroyed...

*catches on fire but doesn't really seem too bother, continue to sleep*

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Old Erisia
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Postby Old Erisia » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:53 pm

St George of England wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:Agreed.

:eyebrow:

*i think she wants in your pants* >_> <_< >_>
Coming eventually
(Apparently 2010's Sexiest Male NSer. Congrats TDH.)
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Weid's "trick". Officially.
From New Hayesalia
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

Remembers the Botafogo
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:53 pm

Who put all my napalm in the attic?
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:53 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
St George of England wrote: :eyebrow:

*i think she wants in your pants* >_> <_< >_>

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:54 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
St George of England wrote: :eyebrow:

*i think she wants in your pants* >_> <_< >_>

Her and everyone else.
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:54 pm

Concordeia wrote:
Unicario wrote:
*fires AK-47 at the TV*
*turns lights back on*
*plays on the stage, with my three clones*


Little did Unicario know that inside the TV was a deadman's switch, which was connected to a set flamethrowers above the stage, which began spewing napalm as soon as the TV was destroyed...

*puts out fire*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:55 pm

*Sips Zweigelt*
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:58 pm

*sigh*

Boredom sucks.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:59 pm

We need more superheroes.
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:59 pm

Hathradic States wrote:*sigh*

Boredom sucks.

Deep fried Cajun whale?
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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Arcad
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Postby Arcad » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:00 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Saurisia wrote:
Ah, thanks!

*Leaves and heads off to Isla Sorna*

*whistles Jurassic Park theme*


*reads "Why Atomic Robo Hates Dr. Dinosaur"*
Licana wrote:You know what...you're awesome.

Mushet wrote:Yes let's not pee on the coke, let's pee on Gallo
I'm Imperial Japan's big brother! Don't mess with him!
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JOIN THE GLOBAL WAR TODAY!
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:00 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*sigh*

Boredom sucks.

Deep fried Cajun whale?

Why not?

Conoga wrote:We need more superheroes.

Yes, yes we do.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Arcad
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Postby Arcad » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:00 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:Deep fried Cajun whale?

Why not?

Conoga wrote:We need more superheroes.

Yes, yes we do.


I'm a superhero! I can summon and control yaks with the powers of my mind!
Licana wrote:You know what...you're awesome.

Mushet wrote:Yes let's not pee on the coke, let's pee on Gallo
I'm Imperial Japan's big brother! Don't mess with him!
SEAL OF APPROVAL, MADE BY CM
JOIN THE GLOBAL WAR TODAY!
JAEGER 7 HQ
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:01 pm

Conoga wrote:We need more superheroes.

>.>
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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