Guy's Chat 3

[Conoga]

Here's a question, why are girls so disgusted by farts when in fact I have heard more lady farts than man farts?

*Shrug*

[Minnysota]

Ugly.

No she's hot. And she's all mine.

*Kisses her*

*steals her and bangs her*

*brings in Jessica Alba and does the same to her*

[Conoga]

*Drains out noise with music*

[Minnysota]

*Drains out noise with music*

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

*she moans so loud the music can't stop it from being heard*

[Conoga]

*Drains out noise with music*

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

*she moans so loud the music can't stop it from being heard*

*Drains out with Ace Of Spades*

[Minnysota]

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

*she moans so loud the music can't stop it from being heard*

*Drains out with Ace Of Spades*

*Jessica Alba climaxes and is louder than the music*

*I finish up*

Damn.. I'm sore now

[Conoga]

*Drains out with Ace Of Spades*

*Jessica Alba climaxes and is louder than the music*

*I finish up*

Damn.. I'm sore now

*Prescribes opium*

[Minnysota]

*Jessica Alba climaxes and is louder than the music*

*I finish up*

Damn.. I'm sore now

*Prescribes opium*

*gives opium to China*

*hears Conoga's music*

Turn that down!

*turns off music*

[Conoga]

*Prescribes opium*

*gives opium to China*

*hears Conoga's music*

Turn that down!

*turns off music*

Fine.
How about this?

[Minnysota]

Since I don't want to wake up the sleeping dog and the pissed off sisters next to me, I won't listen to that.

*sits down next to Conoga*

Con, I think we have to have a talk.. about girls..

[Conoga]

Since I don't want to wake up the sleeping dog and the pissed off sisters next to me, I won't listen to that.

*sits down next to Conoga*

Con, I think we have to have a talk.. about girls..

We do?

[Olthar]

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

Let's do a bit of math, shall we? Now, let's be generous and say that you can last a whole three minutes. Then, given a normal fifteen minute waiting period after each time, we come to a grand total of over 34 thousand years to have sex that many times, assuming you don't take any additional breaks.
I really don't think this thread will be around that long.

[Conoga]

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

Let's do a bit of math, shall we? Now, let's be generous and say that you can last a whole three minutes. Then, given a normal fifteen minute waiting period after each time, we come to a grand total of over 34 thousand years to have sex that many times, assuming you don't take any additional breaks.
I really don't think this thread will be around that long.

[Minnysota]

*has intercourse with Jessica Alba 1 billion more times*

Let's do a bit of math, shall we? Now, let's be generous and say that you can last a whole three minutes. Then, given a normal fifteen minute waiting period after each time, we come to a grand total of over 34 thousand years to have sex that many times, assuming you don't take any additional breaks.
I really don't think this thread will be around that long.

You just had to bring out your fancy math, didn't you?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*The thread approves*

[Conoga]

*The thread approves*

...

Of what...?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Come and get it.

[Conoga]

Come and get it.

No. I'm fine.

[New East Ireland]

Come and get it.

*Gets it and comes*

[Eliasonia]

Come and get it.

*Comes and gets it*

[Conoga]

Too much coming.
*Cleans it up*
*Cleans self up*

[Conoga]

*Whistles music for the hell of it*

[Eliasonia]

*Jumps*

[Conoga]

*Dies*

[Eliasonia]

*Dies*

*Cries*