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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:35 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK. Cause if he was Ambiguously Bi, it could lead to a lot of funny situations.

I have one:

Whilst at camp in the snow, Peter and Col. d'Arget have to share at tent. That night, this conversation happens:

PETER: What is that in my trousers?
D'ARGET: Uh...nothing...
PETER: *checks* Why is your hand down my trousers?
D'ARGET: Uh...
PETER: Nevermind, I don't wanna know, just get it out.
D'ARGET: Fine.

:rofl:
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Conoga
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Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:35 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:OK. Cause if he was Ambiguously Bi, it could lead to a lot of funny situations.

I have one:

Whilst at camp in the snow, Peter and Col. d'Arget have to share at tent. That night, this conversation happens:

PETER: What is that in my trousers?
D'ARGET: Uh...nothing...
PETER: *checks* Why is your hand down my trousers?
D'ARGET: Uh...
PETER: Nevermind, I don't wanna know, just get it out.
D'ARGET: Fine.

:rofl:

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:39 pm

*Sticks hand in Hath's trousers*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Sticks hand in Hath's trousers*

Get it out.

NOW!

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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St George of England
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:40 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Sticks hand in Hath's trousers*

*films it*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:40 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Sticks hand in Hath's trousers*

Get it out.

NOW!

*Turns to female form*
Image

*Pouts*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:43 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Get it out.

NOW!

*Turns to female form*
Image

*Pouts*

No. I already have four wives who could do that for me.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Saurisia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:45 pm

Can you turn into female Dinosaur form?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:47 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Turns to female form*
Image

*Pouts*

No. I already have four wives who could do that for me.

*Raeps you anyway*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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St George of England
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:48 pm

What about now?
*snaps fingers*
*Nightkill divides into three*
Image
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:49 pm

St George of England wrote:What about now?
*snaps fingers*
*Nightkill divides into three*
Image

*Three Nightkills are happy*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:No. I already have four wives who could do that for me.

*Raeps you anyway*

*rapes back*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Saurisia
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Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:50 pm

St George of England wrote:What about now?
*snaps fingers*
*Nightkill divides into three*
Image


*Tries to snap fingers and turn them into Anthro Dinosaurs*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:50 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Raeps you anyway*

*rapes back*

*Approves*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:50 pm

Saurisia wrote:
St George of England wrote:What about now?
*snaps fingers*
*Nightkill divides into three*
Image


*Tries to snap fingers and turn them into Anthro Dinosaurs*

*Fails*

*Takes pity and gives you one*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:51 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*rapes back*

*Approves*

*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:52 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Approves*

*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

*tapes*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Saurisia
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Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:52 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Saurisia wrote:
*Tries to snap fingers and turn them into Anthro Dinosaurs*

*Fails*

*Takes pity and gives you one*


*Hugs and kisses Anthro Dinosaur Nightkill gave, tries to get to bed with her*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:53 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Approves*

*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

*Building shakes*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:54 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

*Building shakes*

*keeps taping*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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St George of England
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Posts: 8922
Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:54 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

*tapes*

*sells to papers*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Saurisia
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Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:54 pm

*Finally has sex with Anthro Dinosaur girl in private*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:54 pm

St George of England wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*tapes*

*sells to papers*

*Owns the paper*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*rape turns into hot, steamy sex in the showers here*

*Building shakes*

*walls break*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

User avatar
St George of England
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8922
Founded: Aug 25, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:56 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
St George of England wrote:*sells to papers*

*Owns the paper*

*turns it into porn video*
*makes loads of cash*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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