Guy's Chat 3

[St George of England]

Ah, *time morph*
*Statue of Liberty turns into statue of Britannia*
*Washington DC becomes New Georgetown*

*Accidentally stumbles back in time and kills Queen Elizabeth I*
*The Spanish Armada succeeds*

*The Statue of Britannia turns into Statue of Queen Isabella*
*New Georgetown turns into New Madrid*

How? Elizabeth had nothing to do with the failure of the Armada.

[New East Ireland]

*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Goes back in time*

*Kills Moses before the Israelities escape Egypt*

*The Statue of Josephine becomes the Statue of Ramases*

*Napoleonopolis becomes New Cairo*

[Dog Bole]

*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*goes even farther back*

*replaces Adam*

*the world is now populated with evil mini-Me's and there is NO HATH*

[Conoga]

*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Goes back in time*
*Assassinates Napoleon*
*Goes into the 'future'*
*Helps Louis Philippe*
*Statue of Isabella becomes statue of Maria Amalia*

*Napoleonopolis becomes Cardinale*

[St George of England]

Fuck you, Georgie boy!

*razes all of England and Wales*

*Funds Scottish invasion of England and Wales*

*Scots get to Derby, then retreat. Scots are destroyed at second battle of Culloden*

*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Presses reset button*

[New East Ireland]

*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*goes even farther back*

*replaces Adam*

*the world is now populated with evil mini-Me's and there is NO HATH*

*Goes even farther back*

*Plays poker with God, and distracts him from making earth*

[Saurisia]

*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*

[St George of England]

*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*

*Goes into another dimension*
*Comes back at head of pan-dimensional armada*
*Destroys Dinoopolis*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*

[New East Ireland]

*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*

*Goes back in time*

*Launches 12000 nuclear weapons at the dinosaurs*

*Returrns to an Ape-ruled earth*

[Conoga]

*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers!

[New East Ireland]

*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers!

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

[Conoga]

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers!

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Yay.

[St George of England]

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers!

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Now you're stuck there...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Now you're stuck there...

Forever...

*Guy's Chat's true nature has been revealed*

*It is where dead Chutulu lies dreaming. And he's finally waking up...*

[Conoga]

*Gets a drink*

[Hathradic States]

Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me.

[Saurisia]

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers!

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me.

Link to said scale?

[New East Ireland]

*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*

[St George of England]

*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*

Hahahahahahahaha!

Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me.

Eh?

[Conoga]

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*

Magic!
*Turns everyone but Saur into a female Dinosaur*

[New East Ireland]

Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me.

Link to said scale?

This.

[St George of England]

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*

Man up.

[New East Ireland]

*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*

Hahahahahahahaha!

*Travels back in time to reverse this*

*Ends up giving the British Loyalists the A-Bomb in 1777*

*The world is ruled by the Britannic Empiredom*