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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:50 am

New East Ireland wrote:
St George of England wrote:Ah, *time morph*
*Statue of Liberty turns into statue of Britannia*
*Washington DC becomes New Georgetown*

*Accidentally stumbles back in time and kills Queen Elizabeth I*
*The Spanish Armada succeeds*

*The Statue of Britannia turns into Statue of Queen Isabella*
*New Georgetown turns into New Madrid*

How? Elizabeth had nothing to do with the failure of the Armada.
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:51 am

Saurisia wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Goes back in time*

*Kills Moses before the Israelities escape Egypt*

*The Statue of Josephine becomes the Statue of Ramases*

*Napoleonopolis becomes New Cairo*
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Dog Bole
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Postby Dog Bole » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:51 am

Saurisia wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*goes even farther back*

*replaces Adam*

*the world is now populated with evil mini-Me's and there is NO HATH*
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:52 am

Saurisia wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Goes back in time*
*Assassinates Napoleon*
*Goes into the 'future'*
*Helps Louis Philippe*
*Statue of Isabella becomes statue of Maria Amalia*

*Napoleonopolis becomes Cardinale*

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:53 am

Conoga wrote:
Dog Bole wrote:Fuck you, Georgie boy!

*razes all of England and Wales*

*Funds Scottish invasion of England and Wales*

*Scots get to Derby, then retreat. Scots are destroyed at second battle of Culloden*
Saurisia wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*Presses reset button*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:54 am

Dog Bole wrote:
Saurisia wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Helps Napoleon win*

*The Statue of Queen Isabella becomes the Statue of Josephine*

*New Madrid becomes Napoleonopolis*

*goes even farther back*

*replaces Adam*

*the world is now populated with evil mini-Me's and there is NO HATH*

*Goes even farther back*

*Plays poker with God, and distracts him from making earth*
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:54 am

*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:56 am

Saurisia wrote:*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*

*Goes into another dimension*
*Comes back at head of pan-dimensional armada*
*Destroys Dinoopolis*
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:56 am

*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:56 am

Saurisia wrote:*Goes way back in time*

*Destroys K-T Asteroid before it impacts*

*Statue of Maria Amalia becomes the Statue of Tyrannosaurus*

*Cardinale becomes Dinoopolis*

*Goes back to present to rule new Dinosaur state*

*Goes back in time*

*Launches 12000 nuclear weapons at the dinosaurs*

*Returrns to an Ape-ruled earth*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:57 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers! :hug:

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:58 am

Conoga wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Goes so far back in time that I kill off God*

Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers! :hug:

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:10 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Conoga wrote:Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers! :hug:

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Yay. :hug:

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:14 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Conoga wrote:Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers! :hug:

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Now you're stuck there...
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:15 pm

St George of England wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*

Now you're stuck there...

Forever...

*Guy's Chat's true nature has been revealed*

*It is where dead Chutulu lies dreaming. And he's finally waking up...*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:15 pm

*Gets a drink*

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:16 pm

Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me. :shock:

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:16 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Conoga wrote:Nightkill! Save me from the time travelers! :hug:

*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*


Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:16 pm

Hathradic States wrote:Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me. :shock:

Link to said scale?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:16 pm

*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:17 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*

Hahahahahahahaha!
Hathradic States wrote:Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me. :shock:

Eh?
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:17 pm

Saurisia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*


Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*

Magic!
*Turns everyone but Saur into a female Dinosaur*

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Everything past Level 5 on the gender inequality scale scares the shit out of me. :shock:

Link to said scale?

This.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:18 pm

Saurisia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Goes back in time*

*Blows up Doc Brown's time machine with a C4*

*Time travel never exists*


Dammit, there goes my chance of ruling a Dino-ruled Earth and being surrounded by Dinosaur females for once in my life!

*Pouts*

Man up.
The Angline-Guanxine Empire
Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
Population: As NS Page
Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
New to NS? TG me if you have questions.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:19 pm

St George of England wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Takes five years to invent a new time machine*

*Accidentally gives America the A-Bomb in 1859*

*The world is ruled by the Global United States*

Hahahahahahahaha!

*Travels back in time to reverse this*

*Ends up giving the British Loyalists the A-Bomb in 1777*

*The world is ruled by the Britannic Empiredom*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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