Blah, I'll take a Bozar, M72 Scoped Gauss Rifle, or a Pancor Jackhammer.
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by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:28 pm

by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:30 pm

by Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:45 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Threlizdun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:13 pm

by Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:16 pm
Threlizdun wrote:*walks back through temporal rift from Faerun* Is the fighting over now?
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Threlizdun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm

by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:19 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Threlizdun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:20 pm

by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:21 pm

by Threlizdun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:23 pm

by Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:23 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:25 pm

by Moradinia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:26 pm

by Unicario » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:28 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:30 pm
Unicario wrote:*punches Ellasonia*
*extracts blood out of nose*
*runs off*
*enters lab*
*puts blood sample into cloning tank*
*turns on terminal*
UnicOS v1.10a
(C)2010 Unicarion Computer Systems
> application dnascan.uni
Loading DNA Scanner...
cloningtk1> scan sample
Scanning Sample.....
Identified.
Name: Ellasonia
Subject Health: Optimal
DNA corruption: 0%
New member to castle
cloningtk1> load sample \harddisk\dnafiles\ella.dna
Processing DNA sample...
Processed.
Uploading into ella.dna...
Complete. DNA Stored.
cloningtk1> exit
> logoff
- Session Terminated, Please Press CTRL+F1 to return to logon -
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by UberWeegeeia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:30 pm

by Unicario » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:31 pm

by Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:32 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Conoga » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:33 pm
Unicario wrote:Conoga wrote:I thought that. Then Hath started shooting Archies.
God. Hey, Hath, can I make a SMART Conoga?
*presses CTRL+F1*
*types in login info*
*starts DNA Modifier*
*modifies Conoga's saved DNA chain to increase intelligence about 200%, and saves it into smart_con.dna*
Hehe.
*loads STG-44*
*holsters*
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