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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:33 pm

Eliasonia wrote:*Is still bleeding on the ground*

*Soviet occupational forces help you*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:33 pm

Eliasonia wrote:*Is still bleeding on the ground*

*patches you up and brings you to the 4077th MASH*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:39 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*Is still bleeding on the ground*

*patches you up and brings you to the 4077th MASH*

Thanks. And where?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:44 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*patches you up and brings you to the 4077th MASH*

Thanks. And where?

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:46 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Thanks. And where?

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Ah.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:48 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Ah.

*M*A*S*H* theme music plays as you are rushed to the OR*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:01 pm

*Calls several shady associates*
*Chats with them in a secure shady ass room*
*Emerges with Vodka*
Anyone want?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:02 pm

I'll take some.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:04 pm

Hathradic States wrote:I'll take some.

*Gives you some vodka*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:15 am

*walks around with 50 soldiers*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Great Valencia
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Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:47 am

BWAHAHAHHAHA! ZE BLOOD! IT DOES EXIST! COME, MY BRUZZERS !!

*1,000 zombies emerge from the lab*
MWAHAHHA! VE SHAL- wha.... vut are you doing!!?!?
OSHIIIITTT!!

GUARDS! LA RESISTANCE! ZE ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING!
DEFCON 5
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One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:55 am

*Does more shady things with random associates*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:57 am

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I'll take some.

*Gives you some vodka*

*drinks vodka and smokes a very funny smelling cigar*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:58 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*Gives you some vodka*

*drinks vodka and smokes a very funny smelling cigar*

Even more funny smelling than normal ones?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:00 am

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*drinks vodka and smokes a very funny smelling cigar*

Even more funny smelling than normal ones?

Like....yeah...special blend....

*hands you a tobacco and pot cigar*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:01 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Even more funny smelling than normal ones?

Like....yeah...special blend....

*hands you a tobacco and pot cigar*

Oh?

*Lights and smokes*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:03 am

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Like....yeah...special blend....

*hands you a tobacco and pot cigar*

Oh?

*Lights and smokes*

These would make Castro jealous.

*takes a deep drag, and then blows a smoke ring*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:07 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Oh?

*Lights and smokes*

These would make Castro jealous.

*takes a deep drag, and then blows a smoke ring*

Yes they would.

*Calls another random associate*
*Disappears back into shady room*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:07 am

*walks around with the SA, looking important*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Unicario
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Posts: 7474
Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:10 am

Hathradic States wrote:*walks around with the SA, looking important*


*La Resistencia soldiers look at you suspiciously*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:11 am

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*walks around with the SA, looking important*


*La Resistencia soldiers look at you suspiciously*

*an SA Sturmmann flips off the LR soldiers*

*the others laugh*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Unicario
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Posts: 7474
Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:13 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
*La Resistencia soldiers look at you suspiciously*

*an SA Sturmmann flips off the LR soldiers*

*the others laugh*


*La Resistencia soldiers open fire*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:13 am

*Walks around with SEAL team*
*Plays some poker*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:16 am

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*an SA Sturmmann flips off the LR soldiers*

*the others laugh*


*La Resistencia soldiers open fire*

*SA and I take cover in a convient trench and return fire*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:16 am

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*an SA Sturmmann flips off the LR soldiers*

*the others laugh*


*La Resistencia soldiers open fire*

*SEAL team medic carries him to a medical bay*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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