Castle Taltos

by **Unicario** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:02 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:Surrender Hath. I can share this power with you.

Share the power and my bed every night and I'll consider. My honor code says surrender is dishonorable, but since when have i listened to it?

I'm not being your concubine, you sex-driven fuck.

by **Eliasonia** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:04 pm

*Wonders what to do*
*Takes SEAL team out to dinner*

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:04 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Share the power and my bed every night and I'll consider. My honor code says surrender is dishonorable, but since when have i listened to it?

I'm not being your concubine, you sex-driven fuck.

Actually, a warm body would just be nice. Do you have any idea how cold it is in Siberia? I didn't think so.

Okay, at least sleep with me once a week. We are married and I don't remember doing it since waaaaaaay back when.

by **New East Ireland** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:05 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Share the power and my bed every night and I'll consider. My honor code says surrender is dishonorable, but since when have i listened to it?

I'm not being your concubine, you sex-driven fuck.

Yeah Hath! God, you Fascist get like this every Spring..

by **Vandengaarde** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:08 pm

*throws a sandwich at Hath*

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:09 pm

Vandengaarde wrote:*throws a sandwich at Hath*

*catches on sai*

Yummy.

by **Unicario** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:09 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
I'm not being your concubine, you sex-driven fuck.

Actually, a warm body would just be nice. Do you have any idea how cold it is in Siberia? I didn't think so.

Okay, at least sleep with me once a week. We are married and I don't remember doing it since waaaaaaay back when.

Fine. I want you to surrender.

by **New East Ireland** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:10 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
I'm not being your concubine, you sex-driven fuck.

Actually, a warm body would just be nice. Do you have any idea how cold it is in Siberia? I didn't think so.

Okay, at least sleep with me once a week. We are married and I don't remember doing it since waaaaaaay back when.

I understand.. I feel the same way..

by **Vandengaarde** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:10 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Actually, a warm body would just be nice. Do you have any idea how cold it is in Siberia? I didn't think so.

Okay, at least sleep with me once a week. We are married and I don't remember doing it since waaaaaaay back when.

I understand.. I feel the same way..

Ew.

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:11 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Actually, a warm body would just be nice. Do you have any idea how cold it is in Siberia? I didn't think so.

Okay, at least sleep with me once a week. We are married and I don't remember doing it since waaaaaaay back when.

Fine. I want you to surrender.

Meh, okay. Though I am still called Kaiser.

*writes up a treaty*

by **Eliasonia** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:13 pm

*Finishes dinner with SEAL team*
*Bill arrives*
*Refuses to pay*
*Restaurant owner threatens to call cops*
*Shoots up restaurant and leaves*

by **Unicario** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:13 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
Fine. I want you to surrender.

Meh, okay. Though I am still called Kaiser.

*writes up a treaty*

Aye. You will turn temporary government control to my guerrillas. You will also surrender part of your military aswell.

You will retain your rank as Kaiser.

You will also fund all restoration funds to restore your Castle, and Tokyo.

by **New East Ireland** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:15 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Meh, okay. Though I am still called Kaiser.

*writes up a treaty*

Aye. You will turn temporary government control to my guerrillas. You will also surrender part of your military aswell.

You will retain your rank as Kaiser.

You will also fund all restoration funds to restore your Castle, and Tokyo.

*Storms in*

I demand to be part of this! I lost millions in the fighting!

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:15 pm

Eliasonia wrote:*Finishes dinner with SEAL team*
*Bill arrives*
*Refuses to pay*
*Restaurant owner threatens to call cops*
*Shoots up restaurant and leaves*

That wins the "Act of the Day" award.

Unicario wrote:Aye. You will turn temporary government control to my guerrillas. You will also surrender part of your military aswell.

You will retain your rank as Kaiser.

Shall do. So long as the sex part is still going on I won't, say, pull a Germany and secretly hide my military

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:15 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Unicario wrote:
Aye. You will turn temporary government control to my guerrillas. You will also surrender part of your military aswell.

You will retain your rank as Kaiser.

You will also fund all restoration funds to restore your Castle, and Tokyo.
*Storms in*

I demand to be part of this! I lost millions in the fighting!

*gives you Poland to shut you up*

by **Eliasonia** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:16 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Unicario wrote:
Aye. You will turn temporary government control to my guerrillas. You will also surrender part of your military aswell.

You will retain your rank as Kaiser.

You will also fund all restoration funds to restore your Castle, and Tokyo.
*Storms in*

I demand to be part of this! I lost millions in the fighting!

So did I. I was the only one here to defend in the beginning.

by **Eliasonia** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:17 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*Finishes dinner with SEAL team*
*Bill arrives*
*Refuses to pay*
*Restaurant owner threatens to call cops*
*Shoots up restaurant and leaves*

That wins the "Act of the Day" award.

by **New East Ireland** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:17 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Storms in*

I demand to be part of this! I lost millions in the fighting!

*gives you Poland to shut you up*

No. I want full control of Eastern Europe so I can restore the USSR fully..

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:17 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*gives you Poland to shut you up*

No. I want full control of Eastern Europe so I can restore the USSR fully..

Take it up with Eastern Europe and TNF.

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:18 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Storms in*

I demand to be part of this! I lost millions in the fighting!

So did I. I was the only one here to defend in the beginning.

*points to Playboy mansion*

That help make up for it?

by **Unicario** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:18 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:No. I want full control of Eastern Europe so I can restore the USSR fully..

Take it up with Eastern Europe and TNF.

Hath, you will fund the restoration of Tokyo's Imperial Palace, and you will still fund the restoration of ya Castle.

by **Eliasonia** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:18 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:So did I. I was the only one here to defend in the beginning.

*points to Playboy mansion*

That help make up for it?

Yes it does.

by **New East Ireland** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:19 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:No. I want full control of Eastern Europe so I can restore the USSR fully..

Take it up with Eastern Europe and TNF.

*Invades Eastern Europe and makes every country a SSR*

*Becomes Premier of the Soviet Union*

by **Hathradic States** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:19 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Take it up with Eastern Europe and TNF.

Hath, you will fund the restoration of Tokyo's Imperial Palace, and you will still fund the restoration of ya Castle.

Okay, I smell Trearty of Versialles.

I am not settling for a one sided treaty.

by **Unicario** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:19 pm

Hath, sign the Treaty of Tokyo.

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