Castle Taltos

[Hathradic States]

Fuck.

Oh, and you forgot that I can teleport, it seems.

*teleports behind you, cops a feel, and then starts teleporting all around you*

*grabs you while you are teleporting*
*shoots you in the knee*

Goddamn that tickled!

*does a leg sweep to knock you down, and kicks the gun out of your hand*

[Vandengaarde]

The i and e should be switched in your sig in liebe btw.

I never noticed I had it spelt wrong until now.

Besides, who is my liebe? Nobody has been clear on that.

Jesus.

[Hathradic States]

I never noticed I had it spelt wrong until now.

Besides, who is my liebe? Nobody has been clear on that.

Jesus.

That is covered in the first link in my sig. The second is for a woman.

[New East Ireland]

*Soviet forces arrive at Tokyo and engage the Hathradic Armies*

*Notifies Unic's forces that my forces have re-entered the war on her side*

*Leads SEAL team behind lines*
*Blows up artillery and weapons stockpiles*
*Fade back into the concrete jungle*

*Leads KGB team behind lines*
*Destroyes artillery and stockpiles of weapons*
*Dissapears into the city*

[Vandengaarde]

*Leads SEAL team behind lines*
*Blows up artillery and weapons stockpiles*
*Fade back into the concrete jungle*

*Leads KGB team behind lines*
*Destroyes artillery and stockpiles of weapons*
*Dissapears into the city*

*the peace-making republic takes your former land*

[Unicario]

*grabs you while you are teleporting*
*shoots you in the knee*

Goddamn that tickled!

*does a leg sweep to knock you down, and kicks the gun out of your hand*

You would'nt dare kill your wife, would you?

[Eliasonia]

*Leads SEAL team behind lines*
*Blows up artillery and weapons stockpiles*
*Fade back into the concrete jungle*

*Leads KGB team behind lines*
*Destroyes artillery and stockpiles of weapons*
*Dissapears into the city*

*Hunts KGB team*

[Hathradic States]

Goddamn that tickled!

*does a leg sweep to knock you down, and kicks the gun out of your hand*

You would'nt dare kill your wife, would you?

Of course not. Why do you think I threw gas, flashbangs, and shot the lights instead of throwing a real grenade or just shooting you?

[Unicario]

You would'nt dare kill your wife, would you?

Of course not. Why do you think I threw gas, flashbangs, and shot the lights instead of throwing a real grenade or just shooting you?

I'm not surrendering.
*kicks you in the face*
*grabs gun*
*aims gun at your face*

[New East Ireland]

*Leads KGB team behind lines*
*Destroyes artillery and stockpiles of weapons*
*Dissapears into the city*

*Hunts KGB team*

*Hunts SEAL team*

[Vandengaarde]

Of course not. Why do you think I threw gas, flashbangs, and shot the lights instead of throwing a real grenade or just shooting you?

I'm not surrendering.
*kicks you in the face*
*grabs gun*
*aims gun at your face*

You are both losers. >>

[Eliasonia]

*Hunts KGB team*

*Hunts SEAL team*

*Keeps hunting*

[Hathradic States]

Of course not. Why do you think I threw gas, flashbangs, and shot the lights instead of throwing a real grenade or just shooting you?

I'm not surrendering.
*kicks you in the face*
*grabs gun*
*aims gun at your face*

Hello! Regeneration!

*grabs the gun before you even think of pulling the trigger, and melts it*

Now what is your plan?

[Vandengaarde]

*peace-making republic annexes everything but the castle itself*

[Eliasonia]

*peace-making republic annexes everything but the castle itself*

*Troops stationed around castle re- conquer land*

[Vandengaarde]

*peace-making republic annexes everything but the castle itself*

*Troops stationed around castle re- conquer land*

*peace-makers cry*

[Hathradic States]

*Troops stationed around castle re- conquer land*

*peace-makers cry*

*peace makers are raped by elephants*

[Eliasonia]

*peace-makers cry*

*peace makers are raped by elephants*

*Approves*

[Vandengaarde]

*peace-makers cry*

*peace makers are raped by elephants*

WHAT!?

[Unicario]

I'm not surrendering.
*kicks you in the face*
*grabs gun*
*aims gun at your face*

Hello! Regeneration!

*grabs the gun before you even think of pulling the trigger, and melts it*

Now what is your plan?

*you are struck by lightning*
I kick you repeatedly in the face.
Surrender. I have the power of the gods.

[Hathradic States]

*peace makers are raped by elephants*

WHAT!?

*peace makers are raped by elephants*

*Approves*

Total win. Ain't it?

[Eliasonia]

WHAT!?

*Approves*

Total win. Ain't it?

It is

[Hathradic States]

Hello! Regeneration!

*grabs the gun before you even think of pulling the trigger, and melts it*

Now what is your plan?

*you are struck by lightning*
I kick you repeatedly in the face.
Surrender. I have the power of the gods.

*Wolf suit is singed to the point it is now only a Wolf speedo*

Hey! I need my nose! You can't tell I am a Jew with out it!


Gods? What gods? The ones that don't exist? Meh, I'll worry about fairy tales later.

*gets struck by lightning again*

Ow.

[Unicario]

Surrender Hath. I can share this power with you.

[Hathradic States]

Surrender Hath. I can share this power with you.

Share the power and my bed every night and I'll consider. My honor code says surrender is dishonorable, but since when have i listened to it?