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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:14 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:What is even happening right now? I'm so lost.

Ragnorok. I'd be in a bomb shelter if I was you.

New East Ireland wrote:Don't try it! I've got Superbombs in Richmond, London, Kyoto, Frankfurt, and New York that I can use right now!

Weren't those the cities blown up in Timeline-191?

Some were..
Not Frankfurt or NY.. Or Kyoto.. But yeah..

*Detonates the bombs*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Great Valencia
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Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:16 pm

*clears through*
Ze doctuh vud liek a position as ze Lead Mad Scientist, because ze doctuh lieks BLOOODD AANNNDDD PPAAIIINN!!!
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:16 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Ragnorok. I'd be in a bomb shelter if I was you.


Weren't those the cities blown up in Timeline-191?

Some were..
Not Frankfurt or NY.. Or Kyoto.. But yeah..

*Detonates the bombs*

*Has a Death Star*

Do not make me use it.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Eliasonia
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Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:17 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:What is even happening right now? I'm so lost.

Ragnorok. I'd be in a bomb shelter if I was you.


Ok.
*Gets to secret underground bomb shelter somewhere in the northern most reaches of F7 *
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:17 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Some were..
Not Frankfurt or NY.. Or Kyoto.. But yeah..

*Detonates the bombs*

*Has a Death Star*

Do not make me use it.

*Has Teddy Roosevelt*

Give up?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Licana
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Founded: Jul 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Licana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:17 pm

There's not even a point in posting here anymore, is there? :p
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:19 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Some were..
Not Frankfurt or NY.. Or Kyoto.. But yeah..

*Detonates the bombs*

*Has a Death Star*

Do not make me use it.

*Gathers Al Gore, Barack Obama, Nightkill, our kids, and Nixon's corpse into a spaceship and flies into space*

Ok, you can use it..
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Saxony Silvia
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Founded: May 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Saxony Silvia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:20 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*Has a Death Star*

Do not make me use it.

*Gathers Al Gore, Barack Obama, Nightkill, our kids, and Nixon's corpse into a spaceship and flies into space*

Ok, you can use it..

*has Margaret Thatcher and uses it*
I win... It is so terrible though...
*cries as the world withers and dies*

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:20 pm

Licana wrote:There's not even a point in posting here anymore, is there? :p

Only to have fun.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Great Valencia
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Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:21 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*Has a Death Star*

Do not make me use it.

*Gathers Al Gore, Barack Obama, Nightkill, our kids, and Nixon's corpse into a spaceship and flies into space*

Ok, you can use it..

*gathers ManBearPig, Taliban, Godmodders, pedophiles and Vietnamese into a spaceship and crashes into yours*
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DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)

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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:21 pm

*is in bunker and covers eyes and puts on gas mask as Hath breaches in*
Hath. Come out, you pansy.
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Licana
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Founded: Jul 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Licana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:22 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Licana wrote:There's not even a point in posting here anymore, is there? :p

Only to have fun.

Eh, I found Unicario's initial response to be slightly amusing. I think I'll go back to II now, though, and leave the rest of F7 to their business.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:22 pm

Licana wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Only to have fun.

Eh, I found Unicario's initial response to be slightly amusing. I think I'll go back to II now, though, and leave the rest of F7 to their business.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Licana
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Posts: 16276
Founded: Jul 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Licana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, I found Unicario's initial response to be slightly amusing. I think I'll go back to II now, though, and leave the rest of F7 to their business.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Wha?
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:26 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, I found Unicario's initial response to be slightly amusing. I think I'll go back to II now, though, and leave the rest of F7 to their business.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

What in the?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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New East Ireland
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Posts: 6215
Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:27 pm

*Founds the colony of New Berlin on Mars*

*Accepts refugees from Earth*

*Becomes Lord-Protectorate of New Berlin*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Hathradic States
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Posts: 29895
Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:28 pm

Unicario wrote:*is in bunker and covers eyes and puts on gas mask as Hath breaches in*
Hath. Come out, you pansy.

*throws in a signal flare to blind you and comes in, throwing an EMP grenade to kill the power, plunging the bunker into darkness*


Darkness is my ally, what is yours?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Great Valencia
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Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:30 pm

Great Valencia wrote:*clears throat*
Ze doctuh vud liek a position as ze Lead Mad Scientist, because ze doctuh lieks BLOOODD AANNNDDD PPAAIIINN!!!
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)

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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:32 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:*is in bunker and covers eyes and puts on gas mask as Hath breaches in*
Hath. Come out, you pansy.

*throws in a signal flare to blind you and comes in, throwing an EMP grenade to kill the power, plunging the bunker into darkness*


Darkness is my ally, what is yours?


You forgot, husband. I am a goddess of electricity.

*snaps finger*
*lights come back on*
*aims Revolver at your face*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:34 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*throws in a signal flare to blind you and comes in, throwing an EMP grenade to kill the power, plunging the bunker into darkness*


Darkness is my ally, what is yours?


You forgot, husband. I am a goddess of electricity.

*snaps finger*
*lights come back on*
*aims Revolver at your face*

Fuck.

Oh, and you forgot that I can teleport, it seems.

*teleports behind you, cops a feel, and then starts teleporting all around you*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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New East Ireland
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Posts: 6215
Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:34 pm

*Soviet forces arrive at Tokyo and engage the Hathradic Armies*

*Notifies Unic's forces that my forces have re-entered the war on her side*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Vandengaarde
Minister
 
Posts: 2952
Founded: Jun 18, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:35 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
You forgot, husband. I am a goddess of electricity.

*snaps finger*
*lights come back on*
*aims Revolver at your face*

Fuck.

Oh, and you forgot that I can teleport, it seems.

*teleports behind you, cops a feel, and then starts teleporting all around you*

The i and e should be switched in your sig in liebe btw.
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

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I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
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Eliasonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2144
Founded: Oct 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:36 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Soviet forces arrive at Tokyo and engage the Hathradic Armies*

*Notifies Unic's forces that my forces have re-entered the war on her side*

*Leads SEAL team behind lines*
*Blows up artillery and weapons stockpiles*
*Fade back into the concrete jungle*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:36 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Unicario wrote:
You forgot, husband. I am a goddess of electricity.

*snaps finger*
*lights come back on*
*aims Revolver at your face*

Fuck.

Oh, and you forgot that I can teleport, it seems.

*teleports behind you, cops a feel, and then starts teleporting all around you*


*grabs you while you are teleporting*
*shoots you in the knee*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:37 pm

Vandengaarde wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Fuck.

Oh, and you forgot that I can teleport, it seems.

*teleports behind you, cops a feel, and then starts teleporting all around you*

The i and e should be switched in your sig in liebe btw.

I never noticed I had it spelt wrong until now.

Besides, who is my liebe? Nobody has been clear on that.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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