Unicario wrote:SAM sites and AA guns monitor the skies over Tokyo.
High= Way out of ranger for that
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by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:44 pm
Unicario wrote:SAM sites and AA guns monitor the skies over Tokyo.

by Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:46 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:49 pm

by Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm

by Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Eliasonia wrote:I know how. Don't worry.
Good. Because it is either that or die when I crash this plane into a building.
*pushes you out of the plane, along with a squad of Navy SEALs*
*arms the explosives in the plane and heads for the Imperial Palace*
*laughs at some bitter irony as I go kamakazi against the Japanese*
I probably should bail before I crash...
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:53 pm
Unicario wrote:*watches the Imperial Palace blow up*
... That son of a bitch. He thinks... that he can destroy history like that.
*walks into back of bunker, and grabs a Revolver*
*puts on kevlar vest*
*sits in chair in front of entrance, and waits*

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:55 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:55 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:57 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Marriage spats are so much more dangerous when you own entire countries.
Unicario wrote:*loads Revolver*
Generalissimo. They are coming.
Don't bother. I'm facing off with Hath on my own.

by Licana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:57 pm
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.
Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

by New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:59 pm

by Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:00 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:04 pm
New East Ireland wrote:*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:05 pm
New East Ireland wrote:*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*

by New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:06 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:07 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Points out the German Army slaughtered far more than that in the battle of Stalingrad*
Did you think that I was going to take over Berlin? No, of course not.. I'm going to destroy it.![]()
*The Soviet Commander activates a Thermonuclear bomb, and Berlin is destroyed*

by Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:09 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:09 pm

by Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:10 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:10 pm
Eliasonia wrote:What is even happening right now? I'm so lost.

by Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:11 pm
Great Valencia wrote:*walks into castle dressed like a mad scientist*
Ahem.. yesh.. Qualifications?
F7 gentics lab, La Resistancia, 7 years working on secret projects for ze illuminati.
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm
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