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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:44 pm

Unicario wrote:SAM sites and AA guns monitor the skies over Tokyo.

High= Way out of ranger for that

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:46 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:Sir yes sir.

*teleports you into a C-130 high above Tokyo*

You have a parachute. I hope you know how to use it.

I know how. Don't worry.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:49 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*teleports you into a C-130 high above Tokyo*

You have a parachute. I hope you know how to use it.

I know how. Don't worry.

Good. Because it is either that or die when I crash this plane into a building.

*pushes you out of the plane, along with a squad of Navy SEALs*


*arms the explosives in the plane and heads for the Imperial Palace*

*laughs at some bitter irony as I go kamakazi against the Japanese*

I probably should bail before I crash...

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm

*watches the Imperial Palace blow up*
... That son of a bitch. He thinks... that he can destroy history like that.

*walks into back of bunker, and grabs a Revolver*
*puts on kevlar vest*
*sits in chair in front of entrance, and waits*
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Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:I know how. Don't worry.

Good. Because it is either that or die when I crash this plane into a building.

*pushes you out of the plane, along with a squad of Navy SEALs*


*arms the explosives in the plane and heads for the Imperial Palace*

*laughs at some bitter irony as I go kamakazi against the Japanese*

I probably should bail before I crash...

*Just before falling*
Yeah you should.
*Falls into the night and pulls chute cord*
*Slowly floats down*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm

*Leads a force of 1,000,000 Soviet forces into Denmark*

*Waits*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:53 pm

Unicario wrote:*watches the Imperial Palace blow up*
... That son of a bitch. He thinks... that he can destroy history like that.

*walks into back of bunker, and grabs a Revolver*
*puts on kevlar vest*
*sits in chair in front of entrance, and waits*

*comes out of wreckage, coughing smoke*

That was fun. I should do that next time I am in London. Now, on to that bunker.

*changes into Wolf suit and looks for bunker*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:55 pm

Marriage spats are so much more dangerous when you own entire countries.
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:55 pm

*loads Revolver*
Generalissimo. They are coming.
Don't bother. I'm facing off with Hath on my own.
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Marriage spats are so much more dangerous when you own entire countries.

:rofl:


Unicario wrote:*loads Revolver*
Generalissimo. They are coming.
Don't bother. I'm facing off with Hath on my own.

*door to bunker opens a little*

*three things of Tabon gas get chucked into the room, followed by a flash-bang grenade*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:57 pm

Hydra Base

The mountain was again dominated by the sound of stressed pieces of steel and composites as the massive GLOAG's adjusted their position. Two now aimed for a "Castle Unica", while the other two aimed for Military Command centers flagged by INOPS to be part of the Resistencia. The first strike had momentarily routed the Resistencia forces attacking "Castle Taltos", but it would not be the end of this. The only way to truly end this was to crush the enemy, both morally and physically. Cut the head, and the body would die.

A booming voice dominated the airspace over the facility, coming from several mega-phones uplinked to the underground firing control center. "Loading operation complete, all personnel to designated safe-zones." It commanded in an almost god-like manner to the people operating the base. In but a minute, the entire surface of the base was deserted, and the guns cleared to fire. The distinctive static cackling could be heard even deep inside of Hydra Base, and what was to come next would be heard for miles around. The sharp boom echoed throughout the mountains, and the sky was lit up by the cool mountain air, suddenly superheated to a plasma state from the extreme heat of the barrel.

The rounds went into the upper atmosphere, two heading for "Castle Unica", and another two heading for vital command centers for Resistencia forces. The Kinetic rounds would land at their respective targets in less than one minute. Hopefully, this would be the strike that ended this pointless war. If not, Artemis would be more than happy to continue slamming the Resistencia forces into complete annihilation.
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So was the M-16.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:59 pm

*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:00 pm

*Lands with group of SEAL's*
*Searches for revolutionary HQ*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:04 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*

*Points out the German Army slaughtered far more than that in the battle of Stalingrad*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:05 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*

*points out that it would take more than that to defeat Western Europe*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*Sends the Soviet Army of 1,000,000 to Berlin for a peace parade*

*Points out the German Army slaughtered far more than that in the battle of Stalingrad*

Did you think that I was going to take over Berlin? No, of course not.. I'm going to destroy it. :twisted:

*The Soviet Commander activates a Thermonuclear bomb, and Berlin is destroyed*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:07 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*Points out the German Army slaughtered far more than that in the battle of Stalingrad*

Did you think that I was going to take over Berlin? No, of course not.. I'm going to destroy it. :twisted:

*The Soviet Commander activates a Thermonuclear bomb, and Berlin is destroyed*

*activates chrono-bomb*

I'll blow time up, bitches!

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:09 pm

What is even happening right now? I'm so lost.
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:09 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Did you think that I was going to take over Berlin? No, of course not.. I'm going to destroy it. :twisted:

*The Soviet Commander activates a Thermonuclear bomb, and Berlin is destroyed*

*activates chrono-bomb*

I'll blow time up, bitches!

Don't try it! I've got Superbombs in Richmond, London, Kyoto, Frankfurt, and New York that I can use right now!
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Great Valencia
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:10 pm

*walks into castle dressed like a mad scientist*
Ahem.. yesh.. Qualifications?
F7 gentics lab, La Resistancia, 7 years working on secret projects for ze illuminati.
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:10 pm

Eliasonia wrote:What is even happening right now? I'm so lost.

Ragnorok. I'd be in a bomb shelter if I was you.

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*activates chrono-bomb*

I'll blow time up, bitches!

Don't try it! I've got Superbombs in Richmond, London, Kyoto, Frankfurt, and New York that I can use right now!

Weren't those the cities blown up in Timeline-191?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Eliasonia
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:11 pm

Great Valencia wrote:*walks into castle dressed like a mad scientist*
Ahem.. yesh.. Qualifications?
F7 gentics lab, La Resistancia, 7 years working on secret projects for ze illuminati.

Maybe you shouldn't have included that one...
*Has you shot*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm

*The Russian Army receives a call*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Great Valencia
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:*walks into castle dressed like a mad scientist*
Ahem.. yesh.. Qualifications?
F7 gentics lab, La Resistancia, 7 years working on secret projects for ze illuminati.

Maybe you shouldn't have included that one...
*Has you shot*

I quit ze Resistance, I work for ze illuminati
Last edited by Great Valencia on Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:12 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:*walks into castle dressed like a mad scientist*
Ahem.. yesh.. Qualifications?
F7 gentics lab, La Resistancia, 7 years working on secret projects for ze illuminati.

Maybe you shouldn't have included that one...
*Has you shot*

*awards 2000f*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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