Castle Taltos

[Hathradic States]

Well, if you're coming with us...
*puts hands above his head*
Then I may as well submit to your idea.

Unic and Hathie have a rather peculiar marriage...
I suppose we shall be entombed in some dreadful prison, now...

Hath: Neither does the UK...

Yes we do.
And no. Merely a temporary detainment center until the battle is over.

The Hathradic States Constitution is a weird document. I should post it some day.

[New East Ireland]

Eh? Unicario occupies United States, Canada, and Western Europe.

I remember you having Russia, too.

I have Ireland, Taiwan, and New Zealand..

*Soviet forces launch another cruise missile at Hathradic terr.*

[Eliasonia]

OOC: NYJ 28 NE 21 FUCK!

[Vandengaarde]

Yeah, probably.
Oh well. At least ya tried.

Perhaps...
*orders marines to stand down*
I feel like a right twit, now...

Oh well, far better than if you actually were a twit and didn't know you had power the whole time, eh?

And your timing wasn't all that bad as they seem to have forgotten we exist.

[Hathradic States]

*cruise missiles are launched at Castle Taltos*

*anti-missile missiles intercept the cruise missiles*

[Unicario]

*is in a bunker beneath F7, the headquarters of La Resistencia*
*I Don't Want to Set The World on Fire is playing on the base intercom*
*explosions occur overhead from stray shells*

I want soldiers seiging the castle on all sides, can that be done?
Yes, Generalissimo.
DO IT.

---

*soldiers begin to surround the Castle, and begin firing an all sides*

[Hathradic States]

OOC: NYJ 28 NE 21 FUCK!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, probably.
Oh well. At least ya tried.

Perhaps...
*orders marines to stand down*
I feel like a right twit, now...

*Marines still spit on Van*

[Saxony Silvia]

Perhaps...
*orders marines to stand down*
I feel like a right twit, now...

Oh well, far better than if you actually were a twit and didn't know you had power the whole time, eh?

And your timing wasn't all that bad as they seem to have forgotten we exist.

*graps your hand and drags you away from the battle*
I must return to my service, presently, comrade. Best wishes!
*returns to the front*

[Unicario]

*a distant echo can be heard over the grounds*

[Vandengaarde]

Oh well, far better than if you actually were a twit and didn't know you had power the whole time, eh?

And your timing wasn't all that bad as they seem to have forgotten we exist.

*graps your hand and drags you away from the battle*
I must return to my service, presently, comrade. Best wishes!
*returns to the front*

No more protesting? What a downer.
Oh well. *starts a pacifist republic*

[Eliasonia]

OOC: NYJ 28 NE 21 FUCK!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Perhaps...
*orders marines to stand down*
I feel like a right twit, now...

*Marines still spit on Van*

OOC: Fuck man, I'm legit pissed .

IC: *troops return to castle*
*Establishes naval supply convoy*

[Hathradic States]

*is in a bunker beneath F7, the headquarters of La Resistencia*
*I Don't Want to Set The World on Fire is playing on the base intercom*
*explosions occur overhead from stray shells*

I want soldiers seiging the castle on all sides, can that be done?
Yes, Generalissimo.
DO IT.

---

*soldiers begin to surround the Castle, and begin firing an all sides*

*Set the World Afire can be heard blaring from the castle's speakers*

*Hathradic States Marines land on the beaches near the castle, and pinch the enemy, with Freedom Party SA and PLA soldiers defending the Castle, whilst Waffen-SS prepare to drop in on the engagement with Hathradic States Army moving in from the mountains*

[New East Ireland]

*Listens to protestors and Al Gore*

*Withdraws Soviets from battle*

[Unicario]

Remember, the war doesn't end until one of the leaders is captured. Me or Hath. I'm in a bunker beneath F7, Hath's... I don't know where.

[Gen. Takahashi, leader of invading troops] We must end this madness! ATTACK!
*millions of troops attack*

[Vandengaarde]

*Listens to protestors and Al Gore*

*Withdraws Soviets from battle*

Yay!
I did something!

[Carcharhinidae primari]

*is in a bunker beneath F7, the headquarters of La Resistencia*
*I Don't Want to Set The World on Fire is playing on the base intercom*
*explosions occur overhead from stray shells*

I want soldiers seiging the castle on all sides, can that be done?
Yes, Generalissimo.
DO IT.

---

*soldiers begin to surround the Castle, and begin firing an all sides*

*Set the World Afire can be heard blaring from the castle's speakers*

*Hathradic States Marines land on the beaches near the castle, and pinch the enemy, with Freedom Party SA and PLA soldiers defending the Castle, whilst Waffen-SS prepare to drop in on the engagement with Hathradic States Army moving in from the mountains*

*orders the castle artillery to be loaded with incindiary shells and stand by in case they are needed*

[Hathradic States]

*a distant echo can be heard over the grounds*

*this blares from every radio on the grounds*

[New East Ireland]

*Listens to protestors and Al Gore*

*Withdraws Soviets from battle*

Yay!
I did something!

Yes.. But it was influenced mainly by the 4,000,000 Soviet deaths..

*Gives Unic supplies to fight Hath*

[Unicario]

*troops begin to fire their Audiweapons*
*several thousand directions of Justin Bieber's Baby play, causing deafness in Hathradic troops*
*La Resistencia troops are wearing earplugs and push forward*

[Dinosaurana]

*I go back to the .50, playing a song on my ipod as I man the gun*

[Eliasonia]

Remember, the war doesn't end until one of the leaders is captured. Me or Hath. I'm in a bunker beneath F7, Hath's... I don't know where.

[Gen. Takahashi, leader of invading troops] We must end this madness! ATTACK!
*millions of troops attack*

*orders Eliasonian troops into a defensive battleplan*
That's it, keep on coming...

[Vandengaarde]

*names the new republic the Peace-wanting Republic of Grassland*

[Hathradic States]

Remember, the war doesn't end until one of the leaders is captured. Me or Hath. I'm in a bunker beneath F7, Hath's... I don't know where.

[Gen. Takahashi, leader of invading troops] We must end this madness! ATTACK!
*millions of troops attack*

*comes out of shadows, smirking*

I am right behind you. And you are under arrest.


[Gen. Tony R. Lee, HSMC, leader of Joint Task Force] Y'all know what to do. Freedom!

*Marine forces seize Washington DC*

[Carcharhinidae primari]

*troops begin to fire their Audiweapons*
*several thousand directions of Justin Bieber's Baby play, causing deafness in Hathradic troops*
*La Resistencia troops are wearing earplugs and push forward*

*orders the artillery to open fire, drowning out all sound with their rolling thunderclaps*
*incindiary shells begin to land around and in the La Resistencia troops*

[Unicario]

Remember, the war doesn't end until one of the leaders is captured. Me or Hath. I'm in a bunker beneath F7, Hath's... I don't know where.

[Gen. Takahashi, leader of invading troops] We must end this madness! ATTACK!
*millions of troops attack*

*comes out of shadows, smirking*

I am right behind you. And you are under arrest.


[Gen. Tony R. Lee, HSMC, leader of Joint Task Force] Y'all know what to do. Freedom!

*Marine forces seize Washington DC*

(OOC: This war is merely F7 only. Why are you attacking my Intl. Incidents nation?)

IC: *Takahashi drives a knife into your shoulder*
I will never surrender! Generalissimo will not allow our army to fall! Viva La Resistencia!