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Vandengaarde
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Founded: Jun 18, 2009
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:19 pm

Dinosaurana wrote:
Vandengaarde wrote:You all confuse me.

*protests for peace somewhere on the battlefield*


*Shoots pacifist protester with .50*

What!?

How...how...ruthless...
:(
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.

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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:20 pm

*sends troops back to front line after regrouping*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Saxony Silvia
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Founded: May 14, 2010
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Postby Saxony Silvia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:20 pm

Dinosaurana wrote:
Vandengaarde wrote:You all confuse me.

*protests for peace somewhere on the battlefield*


*Shoots pacifist protester with .50*

*blocks the bullet and begins bleeding to death*
...

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Vandengaarde
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Founded: Jun 18, 2009
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:21 pm

Saxony Silvia wrote:
Dinosaurana wrote:
*Shoots pacifist protester with .50*

*blocks the bullet and begins bleeding to death*
...

*gets a protester who is a doctor to help you*
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:21 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*Soviet tanks meet the Hathradic M7 Schwarzkopf Main Battle Tank*


*200mm cannons do the talking*

*The Tank pilots put the tanks on auto pilot and retreat*

*The tanks distract the Hathradic forces in attempt to save the Soviet infantry*

*while the M7s deal with the Soviet tanks, the Freedom Party SA and Hathradic People's Liberation Army move in to engage the infantry*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:22 pm

Saxony Silvia wrote:
Dinosaurana wrote:
*Shoots pacifist protester with .50*

*blocks the bullet and begins bleeding to death*
...

Nein! Meine co-Fuehrerin!

*drags Silvia to a medical tent*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:22 pm

Hath, you have a PLA? That's a little Communist of you.

*massive amounts of soldiers push forward* (there's like, 2,500,000 soldiers fighting)
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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United Districts of 1
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Founded: Aug 14, 2010
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:22 pm

LETS ALL HAVE A WAR IN II!!!!
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx

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Vandengaarde
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Founded: Jun 18, 2009
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:22 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Saxony Silvia wrote:*blocks the bullet and begins bleeding to death*
...

Nein! Meine co-Fuehrerin!

*drags Silvia to a medical tent*

I got help for her way before you did.

Showoff.
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.

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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:23 pm

Unicario wrote:Hath, you have a PLA? That's a little Communist of you.

*massive amounts of soldiers push forward* (there's like, 2,500,000 soldiers fighting)

*Troops dig in and open fire on soldiers*
*105mm howitzers bombard troops*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:24 pm

Unicario wrote:Hath, you have a PLA? That's a little Communist of you.

*massive amounts of soldiers push forward* (there's like, 2,500,000 soldiers fighting)

Actually, the Hathradic States Communist Party has a PLA. However, in the event of a war, all three sides in the Hathradic States Quasi-War will attack the common enemy.

*a much larger amount pushes back (make that more like 6,000,000)*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:25 pm

*grumbles*

WHY ARE COMMUNISTS FIGHTING FOR A FASCIST CAUSE!?!?!

Damn.

OOC: Hath, didn't you agree to me, that Hathradic States was going to take up part of Canada, somewhere near New Brunswick?
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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Saxony Silvia
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Founded: May 14, 2010
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Postby Saxony Silvia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:25 pm

*surveys the army from the front*

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:25 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*The Tank pilots put the tanks on auto pilot and retreat*

*The tanks distract the Hathradic forces in attempt to save the Soviet infantry*

*while the M7s deal with the Soviet tanks, the Freedom Party SA and Hathradic People's Liberation Army move in to engage the infantry*

*The Infantry take cover in a nearby woods*

*Tanks move in to engage your PLA*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Saxony Silvia
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Founded: May 14, 2010
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Postby Saxony Silvia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:26 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*while the M7s deal with the Soviet tanks, the Freedom Party SA and Hathradic People's Liberation Army move in to engage the infantry*

*The Infantry take cover in a nearby woods*

*Tanks move in to engage your PLA*

*orders the artillery and Luftwaffe to assault the tanks*

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:26 pm

Unicario wrote:*grumbles*

WHY ARE COMMUNISTS FIGHTING FOR A FASCIST CAUSE!?!?!

Damn.

OOC: Hath, didn't you agree to me, that Hathradic States was going to take up part of Canada, somewhere near New Brunswick?

Because they are all patriots.


OOC: I remember during the Unicath thing that you and I agreed to give me the CSA, AZ, and NW and I would not keep your half of Unicath once I defeated it. And that I would give up my claims to Kentucky, Ohio, and New York.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Vandengaarde
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Founded: Jun 18, 2009
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:27 pm

*protests by throwing a sharp stick at NEI*
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.

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Carcharhinidae primari
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Founded: Aug 08, 2010
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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:27 pm

Saxony Silvia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*The Infantry take cover in a nearby woods*

*Tanks move in to engage your PLA*

*orders the artillery and Luftwaffe to assault the tanks*

*acknowledges the order, and reassigns all artillery to focus on the enemy tanks*
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:27 pm

Saxony Silvia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*The Infantry take cover in a nearby woods*

*Tanks move in to engage your PLA*

*orders the artillery and Luftwaffe to assault the tanks*

*Hathradic MA-12 (A-10s) strafe the tank divisions*

This is like Kursk, only epic-er!

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Vandengaarde
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Founded: Jun 18, 2009
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Postby Vandengaarde » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:28 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Saxony Silvia wrote:*orders the artillery and Luftwaffe to assault the tanks*

*Hathradic MA-12 (A-10s) strafe the tank divisions*

This is like Kursk, only epic-er!

This is more like a two-sided Auschwitz.
When debating me or discussing something with me, remember five things:
1. I'm not moderate.
2. I'm not fascist/a nazi.
3. I'm conservative on social issues and liberal on economic issues.
4. I won't bother looking for six million sources for you.
5. I'm not always serious!
Also, read this!: A story written by a friend.

Magical Mystery Tour!
I should probably be marrying British East Pacific right now, since I love her and all, but nooooo. >>
Signature husband of KatBoo and Zeth Rekia.

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Dinosaurana
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Founded: Dec 14, 2010
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Postby Dinosaurana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:29 pm

*Ceases firing .50*
*Whips out a number of Javelin missile launchers*
*Fires a Javelin missile at an enemy tank*
RP Note, I am the United Dinosaur States of Saurisia (and yes, you may continue to call me "Saur", "Sauri", and "Saurisia"
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
Note: My actual MT pop is similar to my old nation: 3 billion
Factbook of Saurisia
Amerikians wrote:
Thank you sentient lizard with more awesome than Darth Vader.
Dinosaurs rule!

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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:30 pm

*308th paratrooper battalion parachutes in and re enforces front line troops*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test

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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:30 pm

Vandengaarde wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*Hathradic MA-12 (A-10s) strafe the tank divisions*

This is like Kursk, only epic-er!

This is more like a two-sided Auschwitz.

Odd. The only Jew I see here is me, and I am leading the Hathradic forces. (this not counting the 50% of the Hathradic military that is Jewish, or the 80% of the SA that is*


OOC: Jewish stormtroopers? Am I the only one who thinks that is a little fucked?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Saxony Silvia
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Founded: May 14, 2010
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Postby Saxony Silvia » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:30 pm

Vandengaarde wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*Hathradic MA-12 (A-10s) strafe the tank divisions*

This is like Kursk, only epic-er!

This is more like a two-sided Auschwitz.

...thus is war.

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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:31 pm

*Helicopters rescue the Soviet infantry and retreat to Castle Unica for medical care*

*The tanks self-destruct*
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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