Castle Taltos

[Unicario]

*calls in naval bombardment*
*Several 16'' shells land among invading troops*

*Stands beside you*
Get me a LDS!

What the fuck?!

YOU TRAITOR!

[United Districts of 1]

*Godmod is ignored*
*They kill dozens of dragons while losing several of their own due to overwhelming numbers*

You godmodded about destroying the castle. *the dragons attack one giant at a time, minimizing losses and maximizing damage because for others to attack they would have to strike the one being attacked*

*Due to lack of intelligence the abominations stay disorganized and are killed off*
*In the sky several hundred spacecraft come out of FTL each almost ten miles long*

[Hathradic States]

*orders for Operation: Rolling Thunder to commence*


*tells all to listen to final link in sig*

[Unicario]

*orders for Operation: Rolling Thunder to commence*


*tells all to listen to final link in sig*

*has soldiers launch missiles at the Castle non-stop*
OOC: One-sided war is One-sided.

[New East Ireland]

*Stands beside you*
Get me a LDS!

What the fuck?!

YOU TRAITOR!

You still want to ally?

*Is dressed like Josef Stalin*

[Unicario]

What the fuck?!

YOU TRAITOR!

You still want to ally?

*Is dressed like Josef Stalin*

Yes, comrade.
*is dressed like Castro, with a Che Guevara beret*

[New East Ireland]

You still want to ally?

*Is dressed like Josef Stalin*

Yes, comrade.
*is dressed like Castro, with a Che Guevara beret*

Good.

*Soviet Armies continue to fire at the Castle's forces*

[Izandai]

You godmodded about destroying the castle. *the dragons attack one giant at a time, minimizing losses and maximizing damage because for others to attack they would have to strike the one being attacked*

*Due to lack of intelligence the abominations stay disorganized and are killed off*
*In the sky several hundred spacecraft come out of FTL each almost ten miles long*

*an equivalent number of spacecraft, each with an enormous energy charge in the front is waiting, they all fire massive bursts of energy simultaneously, decimating your fleet*

[Izandai]

Yes, comrade.
*is dressed like Castro, with a Che Guevara beret*

Good.

*Soviet Armies continue to fire at the Castle's forces*

*the dragons land among your troops, instilling fear, and start attacking*

[United Districts of 1]

*Due to lack of intelligence the abominations stay disorganized and are killed off*
*In the sky several hundred spacecraft come out of FTL each almost ten miles long*

*an equivalent number of spacecraft, each with an enormous energy charge in the front is waiting, they all fire massive bursts of energy simultaneously, decimating your fleet*

*Fascist fleet is destroyed by other fascist fleet*

[Izandai]

*an equivalent number of spacecraft, each with an enormous energy charge in the front is waiting, they all fire massive bursts of energy simultaneously, decimating your fleet*

*Fascist fleet is destroyed by other fascist fleet*

I'm not facist.

[United Districts of 1]

*Fascist fleet is destroyed by other fascist fleet*

I'm not facist.

HATH IS!!!!!

[Eliasonia]

*Has troops dig in and spray rounds downrange*

[Hathradic States]

I'm not facist.

HATH IS!!!!!

I am an anarcho-fascist.


*Hathradic B-53 bombers attack Unica's forces night and day*

[Vandengaarde]

HATH IS!!!!!

I am an anarcho-fascist.


*Hathradic B-53 bombers attack Unica's forces night and day*

That's contradictory.

[New East Ireland]

Good.

*Soviet Armies continue to fire at the Castle's forces*

*the dragons land among your troops, instilling fear, and start attacking*

*Soviet Cyborgs, with no emotions, kill your dragons*

*Soviet Armies continue marching toward the castle*

[Dinosaurana]

I am an anarcho-fascist.


*Hathradic B-53 bombers attack Unica's forces night and day*

That's contradictory.

Hey, if there are Anarcho-Communists, then why not Anarcho-Fascists?

[United Districts of 1]

*Has troops dig in and spray rounds downrange*

*Sits with you*

[Vandengaarde]

That's contradictory.

Hey, if there are Anarcho-Communists, then why not Anarcho-Fascists?

Because communism is the slow destruction of government.

[United Districts of 1]

HATH IS!!!!!

I am an anarcho-fascist.


*Hathradic B-53 bombers attack Unica's forces night and day*

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

[Hathradic States]

*the dragons land among your troops, instilling fear, and start attacking*

*Soviet Cyborgs, with no emotions, kill your dragons*

*Soviet Armies continue marching toward the castle*

*Soviet Armies run into the Hathradic Armies I am borrowing from II*

[United Districts of 1]

*Soviet Cyborgs, with no emotions, kill your dragons*

*Soviet Armies continue marching toward the castle*

*Soviet Armies run into the Hathradic Armies I am borrowing from II*

We can borrow from II?
*Fifteen foot tall vasari hunter units arrive and tear through red armies like paper*
*Fleet of Five hundred ships sits over the battlefield killing reds*

[New East Ireland]

Hey, if there are Anarcho-Communists, then why not Anarcho-Fascists?

Because communism is the slow destruction of government.

I'd like to point out the Communist symbol in your flag..

[Vandengaarde]

Because communism is the slow destruction of government.

I'd like to point out the Communist symbol in your flag..

...why?

[Unicario]

*smirks*

Power Armored Troops from Mainland Unicario begin to start their attack.