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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:34 pm

*Morphs into bishie form*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:37 pm

*pours everyone a glass of vodka*
Is my own special kind. 195 proof!
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:45 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:*pours everyone a glass of vodka*
Is my own special kind. 195 proof!

*drinks*
thanks comrade
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
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The Nuclear Fist
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Founded: May 02, 2010
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:46 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:*pours everyone a glass of vodka*
Is my own special kind. 195 proof!

*drinks*
thanks comrade

*drinks straight from the bottle*
No problem. You wanna know why it's got a little more kick than normal?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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East germanias
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Founded: Aug 13, 2010
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Postby East germanias » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:47 pm

walks in*

holds up lightsaber
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Conoga
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Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:47 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*drinks*
thanks comrade

*drinks straight from the bottle*
No problem. You wanna know why it's got a little more kick than normal?

You pissed in it?
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:50 pm

Conoga wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:*drinks straight from the bottle*
No problem. You wanna know why it's got a little more kick than normal?

You pissed in it?

*takes another drink*
Nope. Secret is...enbalming fluid. Gives real good kick, da?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:52 pm

East germanias wrote:walks in*

holds up lightsaber

Oh my god! What are you gonna do with that glowing dildo?!?!?!?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:55 pm

East germanias wrote:walks in*

holds up lightsaber

don't hurt yourself
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Voltronica
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Founded: Aug 19, 2009
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Postby Voltronica » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:38 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
East germanias wrote:walks in*

holds up lightsaber

Oh my god! What are you gonna do with that glowing dildo?!?!?!?

Its not called a candlestick for nothing... ;)
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:39 pm

*walks out of band chamber*

Since when to people play with lightsabers?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:43 pm

Hathradic States wrote:*walks out of band chamber*

Since when to people play with lightsabers?

Don't let your eyes fool you Hath. That is actually a glow-in-the-dark dildo.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Conoga
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Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:44 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*walks out of band chamber*

Since when to people play with lightsabers?

Don't let your eyes fool you Hath. That is actually a glow-in-the-dark dildo.

:lol2:
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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
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Postby Unicario » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:44 pm

*grabs real lightsaber*
*turns on*
C'mon.
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Conoga
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Founded: Nov 25, 2009
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Postby Conoga » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:46 pm

Unicario wrote:*grabs real lightsaber*
*turns on*
C'mon.

*Grabs real barab ore Retrosabre*
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:50 pm

Oy vey.


*goes back inside of bandchamber and drowns this non-sense out*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:03 pm

*walks into the woods surrounding the castle*
*lights cigarette and sits under tree*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
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Postby Unicario » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:03 pm

Eliasonia wrote:*walks into the woods surrounding the castle*
*lights cigarette and sits under tree*


*creates Ellasonia clone*
*uses clone as shooting target*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:05 pm

Unicario wrote:
Eliasonia wrote:*walks into the woods surrounding the castle*
*lights cigarette and sits under tree*


*creates Ellasonia clone*
*uses clone as shooting target*

why are clones of me being used for target practice?
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:08 pm

Cause my clones are too strong.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Unicario
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Founded: Nov 27, 2009
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Postby Unicario » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Cause my clones are too strong.

*makes Nightkill clone*
*kills using Panzer*
Dai Ginkaigan Teikoku
Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:10 pm

Unicario wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Cause my clones are too strong.

*makes Nightkill clone*
*kills using Panzer*

*shrugs*
Whatever
*continues smoking*
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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Voltronica
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Founded: Aug 19, 2009
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Postby Voltronica » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:15 pm

there are 19,827,637,482,927,637,183,781,728,921,982,180 reasons why you can't have this chocolate ice cream cone i have.
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Eliasonia
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Founded: Oct 15, 2009
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Postby Eliasonia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:19 pm

*finishes and returns to castle*
Hmmmm, What to do...
*loads and holsters m1911*
*grabs m249 and begins to patrol the castle perimeter *
╬ The Iron Party ╬
Liberals: Promoting Freedom, unless it's guns, hunting, tobacco, food, what you can drive, how much money you can make, what you can say, and where you can pray
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

New East Ireland wrote:
East germanias wrote:no"
*continues to cry*

*Gives a stuffed Hath doll*
Here you go.. When you squeeze its weenier, it talks and shoots fire from it's eyes..

Mushet wrote:
Necro-Paroom wrote:*Leaks pus*

*leaks cum*
:blush: I'm just very excited to be here
Economic Left/Right: 3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.31
Political Test
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The Nuclear Fist
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Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:20 pm

Eliasonia wrote:*finishes and returns to castle*
Hmmmm, What to do...
*loads and holsters m1911*
*grabs m249 and begins to patrol the castle perimeter *

*grabs gold-plated AK-47 and gold-plated Mauser c96 and joins you, while drinking from gold-plated vodka flask*
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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