The United Church of Reppy

by **Milks Empire** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:04 pm

Reppy our Moddess wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

REPPY SEZ: Don't see why not. I never said I was a jealous moddess. 'Sides, Rhod's a pretty cool guy!

Our Moddess has spoken.

by **Rhodmhire** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:18 pm

Spartzerina wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

We of course expect you to be on good terms with Rhodmhire's cult. We're close allies; they're the friendliest church/cult to us on Forum 7. I don't know about worshiping them both. Maybe if the moddess edits this post, we'll know for sure.

REPPY SEZ: Don't see why not. I never said I was a jealous moddess. 'Sides, Rhod's a pretty cool guy!

Awh, thanks you two. You guys aren't half bad yourselves.

And worship is one thing, tolerance is another.

Through interpretaion misconceptions we are divided, through workings and purpose we are one.

by **Pokemonman** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:59 pm

Zeppy wrote:Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

The moddess allows you. YES YOU MAY. You have gotten a saints approval (me), Rhodmire's, and Reppy's.

by **Spartzerina** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:20 pm

Pokemonman wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

The moddess allows you. YES YOU MAY. You have gotten a saints approval (me), Rhodmire's, and Reppy's.

Yep, Reppy has spoken, and we may if we wish!

by **Warhaven** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:24 am

Well, the excitement has worn me out, so I'm going to go retire to my room.

*Goes to private room for tired worshippers*

*Makes sure no one is around, or paying attention, and no devices are watching or recording*

*Opens secret panel in wall, enters, and closes it behind himself*

*Descends into darkness, into the secret temple within the church he built when no one was looking*

*Goes to the dark alter of the other Reppy*

Oh Dark Moddess, ye who art named Reploid Seductions, the bastard NS Moddess from hell, hear my words, thine opposite has worshippers aplenty, but whom do you have to call your own, who do you have to carry out thine will and thine instruction?

I pray to thee Dark Moddess, let me be your voice, and your will, let me be the instrument by which you show these puny mortals the power of a true Moddess. Let me be more than High Priest, let me be more than saint, or acolyte, let me be Disciple, your chosen follower, and I promise to spread your words, your dark powers among those who dare to worship the false Mod Reploid Productions, the Moddess of light.

Never will I allow the darkness to be beaten by the light, even if death should overtake me.

Bet no one saw that coming. I wonder if anyone remembers, or even knows of the NS Bastard Mods from Hell, the dark alternates of our own mods. There were a few threads on them some time back, and Reppy even started one here on these boards, but they died. I remember though. I also remember hints by our favorite moddess about a confrontation in the future between the two set of Mods, and so I have found my place, follower of Reppy, the dark Reppy that everyone else unfairly ignores . BTW Reploid Seductions = the evil Reploid Productions, thus, as this is the church of Reppy, it belongs here, for it was never specified which Reppy was followed. Don't worry Dark Moddess, we'll show them how grave a mistake they made in doing that.

And don't forget Reppy's command from the first post, don't take this seriously. Every religion has its demons...

by **Milks Empire** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:09 pm

*bug implanted in Warhaven's skin during the scuffle sends alert to High Priest's messages*
O-ho! So it was Warhaven working to sabotage us...
*seals Warhaven's room in the X-Zone*

by **Spartzerina** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:26 pm

Warhaven wrote:
for it was never specified which Reppy was followed.

*Specifies*

By the way, I think the follower of the dark one forgot about the invisible security cameras in all rooms of the Reppyist temples...

REPPY SAYETH: You think that measely cameras will protect you now that I have been invoked?

by **F1-Insanity** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:46 pm

I worship Reppy some more today.

by **Warhaven** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:49 pm

*looks around X-zone*

I must remember to thank Milks by sending a demon after him. Oh, what's this? A wall of literature has appeared. Demons of The Dark Mods, what an interesting title. I think I'll read it.

by **Warhaven** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:51 pm

*looks around X-zone*

I must remember to thank Milks by sending a demon after him. Oh, what's this? A wall of literature has appeared. Demons of The Dark Mods, what an interesting title. I think I'll read it.

by **Spartzerina** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:59 pm

Reploid Seductions, the Dark One wrote:REPPY SAYETH: You think that measely cameras will protect you now that I have been invoked?

How did you get Mod Powers? :blink:

by **Psybris** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:01 pm

Warhaven wrote:*looks around X-zone*

I must remember to thank Milks by sending a demon after him. Oh, what's this? A wall of literature has appeared. Demons of The Dark Mods, what an interesting title. I think I'll read it.

Double posting heretic! BURN IN JOLT!
Fixed it

REPPY SEZ: Jolt?

by **Spartzerina** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:22 pm

The Mysterious One wrote:REPPY SAYETH: Despite my best efforts, I haven't got mod powers here.
Yet.

Then how did you edit his post?

Our Moddess Reppy wrote:REPPY SEZ: Jolt?]

*Prays to our Moddess to remove the evil being*

by **Takaram** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:27 pm

Our Moddess Reppy wrote:REPPY SEZ: Jolt?]

AH! Of course! Banish the blasphemer from the glorious NS forum, and send him to that hellhole. Your brilliance is astounding.

*Bows*

by **Psybris** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:28 pm

Reppy, I pray thee remove this trolling heretic from our peaceful forum, or at least let me deliver thine holy wrath in the form of a BFG stomping his face.

REPPY SEZ: Despite my evil alterego running amok, the heretic's vanished into the void between posts.

And from mine. I must pray more. :bow:

by **TheCapitalWasteland** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:32 pm

What? I am not trolling, I am just telling the truth.

REPPY SAYETH: Eh, these worshipping lusers have it easy and aren't worth your effort anyway. Productions isn't nearly ruthless enough to be a mod. Pity really, the potential is there.

by **Psybris** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:36 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:What? I am not trolling, I am just telling the truth.

REPPY SAYETH: Eh, these worshipping lusers have it easy and aren't worth your effort anyway. Productions isn't nearly ruthless enough to be a mod. Pity really, the potential is there.

BURN IN JOLT FALSE MODDESS!!!

REPPY SEZ: Indeed! Begone back to your Bastard Mod from Hell dimension, evil clone!

by **Reploid Seductions** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:38 pm

Oh damnit, now I can't edit posts! Damn you, Productions! :evil:

REPPY SEZ: And thus the Moddess of Cruelty was knocked back down where she belongs

by **Spartzerina** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:40 pm

Reploid Seductions wrote:Oh damnit, now I can't edit posts! Damn you, Productions!

Thank Reppy!

by **Allied Governments** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:43 pm

This seems oddly similar to the worship of the God-Emperor of Mankind in Warhammer 40k.

by **Takaram** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:43 pm

Evil Incarnate;p="760528 wrote:Oh damnit, now I can't edit posts! Damn you, Productions!

REPPY SEZ: And thus the Moddess of Cruelty was knocked back down where she belongs

Feast anyone?

by **Spartzerina** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:44 pm

Maybe this was in celebration of our thread hitting 100 pages! I agree with Takaram, make it a feast day!

by **Takaram** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:45 pm

Spartzerina wrote:Maybe this was in celebration of our thread hitting 100 pages! I agree with Takaram, make it a feast day!

I'm making it now

by **Psybris** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:38 pm

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!!!!!!!!!

REPPY SEZ: Mmm, feasting sounds good! I've got the BBQ tritip and steaks!

by **Mestphalia** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:42 pm

Reploid Seductions wrote:Oh damnit, now I can't edit posts! Damn you, Productions!

REPPY SEZ: And thus the Moddess of Cruelty (Myself who edits peoples post to make them look like their breaking rules and banning random people because im corrupt) was knocked back down where she belongs

Fixed that for reppy

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