The United Church of Reppy

[Warhaven]

So Reppy has wished it; so shall it be!
*continues pigging out while the heretic languishes in the dungeon on bread, water, prunes, and iceberg lettuce*

How dare you give him such lavish delights, do you wish to join him?

Gruel is cruel, and just right for such miscreants.

~ The Inquisition has spoken.

You missed PRUNES. You know what eating too many prunes does, right?

Yes, I know full well what prunes does.

[Milks Empire]

So Reppy has wished it; so shall it be!
*continues pigging out while the heretic languishes in the dungeon on bread, water, prunes, and iceberg lettuce*

How dare you give him such lavish delights, do you wish to join him?
Gruel is cruel, and just right for such miscreants.
~ The Inquisition has spoken.

You missed PRUNES. You know what eating too many prunes does, right?

Yes, I know full well what prunes does.

And besides, I'm a saint. I outrank The Rotan.

[Warhaven]

So Reppy has wished it; so shall it be!
*continues pigging out while the heretic languishes in the dungeon on bread, water, prunes, and iceberg lettuce*

How dare you give him such lavish delights, do you wish to join him?
Gruel is cruel, and just right for such miscreants.
~ The Inquisition has spoken.

You missed PRUNES. You know what eating too many prunes does, right?

Yes, I know full well what prunes does.

And besides, I'm a saint. I outrank The Rotan.

You never asked what the gruel was made of. For goodness sakes man, use you noggin for something other than a hat rack.

[Psybris]

So Reppy has wished it; so shall it be!
*continues pigging out while the heretic languishes in the dungeon on bread, water, prunes, and iceberg lettuce*

How dare you give him such lavish delights, do you wish to join him?
Gruel is cruel, and just right for such miscreants.
~ The Inquisition has spoken.

You missed PRUNES. You know what eating too many prunes does, right?

Yes, I know full well what prunes does.

And besides, I'm a saint. I outrank The Rotan.

You never asked what the gruel was made of. For goodness sakes man, use you noggin for something other than a hat rack.

why not put the gruel in by iv, that way he cant even refuse to eat?

[Milks Empire]

why not put the gruel in by iv, that way he cant even refuse to eat?

We want him alive. Injecting him with gruel would be fatal.

[Psybris]

why not put the gruel in by iv, that way he cant even refuse to eat?

We want him alive. Injecting him with gruel would be fatal.

im sure we can godmod a way to do it

[Milks Empire]

why not put the gruel in by iv, that way he cant even refuse to eat?

We want him alive. Injecting him with gruel would be fatal.

im sure we can godmod a way to do it

Injectable nutrition & hydration. He stays alive and is insanely hungry.

[Psybris]

why not put the gruel in by iv, that way he cant even refuse to eat?

We want him alive. Injecting him with gruel would be fatal.

im sure we can godmod a way to do it

Injectable nutrition & hydration. He stays alive and is insanely hungry.

that works...oh and add pot too, but randomly, so he never knows when its coming

[Mestphalia]

I beleive this should be renamed the "United Cult Of Reppy"

PS: Question, How is this the united CHURCH(A place of worship) of Reply when you worship a temple?

[Milks Empire]

^ Lock this one away with the other one!

[Kelewann]

I find this post very degrading. The fact that such a church is allowed to stand makes me cry. I mean who cant not worship the 1, and all mighty FSM (flying spageti monster). If you would like to know about his teaching so you can learn the "true" way then just ask and I shall show you his noodle goodness.... but to be on topic what are your "holy sites" and holy "books" also is their any "holy" day besides sunday?

[Psybris]

^ Lock this one away with the other one!

*carries out milk's orders*
Anything else, master?

[Milks Empire]

For fuck's sake, if all you're gonna do is peddle your own crap, GET OUT!!!

[Spartzerina]

For fuck's sake, if all you're gonna do is peddle your own crap, GET OUT!!!

Exactly. Or else you'll get your posts deleted by our moddess.

[Mestphalia]

(Cough)modcorruption(Cough)

[Reploid Productions]

(Cough)modcorruption(Cough)

*ignores*

REPPY CAN GO TO HELL!
*throws a molotov cocktail into the church*

*Prays to the moddess that she shall stop these heretic's actions*

REPPY SEZ: I still don't get why the Reppyists can't get along fine with the pastafarians. I mean, I like them, they're fun! And we all like booze, right?

[Twigica]

(Cough)modcorruption(Cough)

*ignores*

REPPY CAN GO TO HELL!
*throws a molotov cocktail into the church*

*Prays to the moddess that she shall stop these heretic's actions*

REPPY SEZ: I still don't get why the Reppyists can't get along fine with the pastafarians. I mean, I like them, they're fun! And we all like booze, right?

Who doesn't. We should make heritics stand in a pool of booze that they can't drink!

[Warhaven]

REPPY SEZ: I still don't get why the Reppyists can't get along fine with the pastafarians. I mean, I like them, they're fun! And we all like booze, right?

Because, because I have an army to feed as The Swarm, and we ate The Flying Spaghetti Monster for breakfast.

I mean, it takes entire worlds to feed The Swarm, and since The Flying Spaghetti Monster simply regenerates, what else are we going to do, unless some nice generous person is willing to donate enough Biomass on a daily basis to meet The Swarm's needs.

[Milks Empire]

REPPY SEZ: I still don't get why the Reppyists can't get along fine with the pastafarians. I mean, I like them, they're fun! And we all like booze, right?

Is it not also true that Reppy our Moddess had a child with the Flying Spaghetti Monster by the name of Cthulhu?

*nails self to a cross and burns it*

Thank you for dealing with the problem.

[Milks Empire]

Those spaghatti monster loving *************s can go ******** ********** **** ******* also!

CTHULHU!!!! COME GET YOUR DINNER!!!!!

[Spredronia]

I'm just gonna screw this whole thing over.

*takes Automag and shoots himself in the temple with it, falling over very much dead*

[Rhodmhire]

~~THE FORUM 7 PANTHEON~~
'פורום שבע פתיאון'

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October 12, 2009



Forum 7 Pantheon Desk of Shit That's Mailed Out
The Hill Where We All Live
Kind of Near the Bowling Alley, but Kind of Far Away
125 Big Ass Fish Street, 01956

Dear United Church of Reppy Members and/or Leaders:

As a major delegate to your church, I would like to inform you that our Pantheonic Biblical manuscripts are under construction.

Posts of Coming Forth by Day.

I bring upon you a question I pray will be recieved and answered with concordance amongst members of your Church.

As you are well aware, Buffett and Colbert is a significant member of your Church and a major delegate to our bridged religious group. I must ask to clarify before I succumb to rational assumptions that are prone to be fallacious and based on bias:

Shall we incoroprate his words in the manuscripts?

We are open to Reppyist interpretations of Forum 7 (פורום שבע) as well as others, and we are open and eager to recieve your response(s).

With Love,

Rhodmhire, Overlord of the Forum 7 Pantheon

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[The Emmerian Unions]

~ The Inquisition has spoken.

Rotan, you are NOT the Inquisition of the UCR. I am. So quiet down, little one.

[Zeppy]

Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

[Reploid Productions]

Can one both worship Reppy and Rhodmhire?

We of course expect you to be on good terms with Rhodmhire's cult. We're close allies; they're the friendliest church/cult to us on Forum 7. I don't know about worshiping them both. Maybe if the moddess edits this post, we'll know for sure.

REPPY SEZ: Don't see why not. I never said I was a jealous moddess. 'Sides, Rhod's a pretty cool guy!