The United Church of Reppy

[Reploid Productions]

We exist alongside the entity Anonymous. We shall taunt you a second time.

Get out! *whacks Tunizcha out of church w/ leek*
home run....

Should I start calling you Farfetch'd?

ok.

REPPY SEZ: Rawr. I was about ready to go all "Old Testament" or something on people today. Oddly, watching the Station fire burning like crazy across the valley was.... really rather relaxing!

[Spartzerina]

I think we'll have to excommunicate Demen from the Church of Reppy, as he's joined the other admin worshiping church, and is in fact their Pope. I'll begin voting on the forums.

I think we should sue the other admin worshiping church for copyright infringement

Would you like to be in charge of that?

[Anemos Major]

*chucks in a few more bits of corn on the cob*

I really don't know what to do with all this stuff...

*gramophone comes bouncing into Church, followed by record player and hundreds of Queen records*

...huh. What's this?

*jars of jam begin rolling into church*

Go figure. And this...?

*Tunizcha rolls in, unconscious, followed by sacks of leeks*

When did I get that...? Ah well.

[Triblios]

Farfetch'd, Farfetch'd
*hops over to sacks of leeks*

[Kinstantia]

That's quite the grouping you have there.....

[Tybra]

*Sneak around the church, suddenly in the hall of the mountain king starts playing*

Ah crap, not this song!

*Sneaks around faster to steal reppy's relics*

*even faster, as the song reaches the grand finale*

*ninja cats suddenly pop up to steal the reppy relics.*

Almost..*finale start playing* DAMN!

[Kinstantia]

*Suddenly the Renocerous appears and devours Tybra and his ninja cats*

Well, a few hours in her digestive track and he'll be back.

[Komaac]

Hey, its Tez. This is my puppet. I formally Resign.

[Kinstantia]

Your puppet nation is called Komaac? Sounds remarkably close to another nation called Comaack. Maybe, since they are so close, you are an imposter and are the original Comaack who was a member of another church?

HERETIC! * Calls Great Lord Tiger to consume your soul!*

[Spredronia]

REPPY SEZ: Rawr. I was about ready to go all "Old Testament" or something on people today. Oddly, watching the Station fire burning like crazy across the valley was.... really rather relaxing!

Eh. Probably because some idiots were in the fire. People who were DEATed.

Oh, I also modified your combat robot. It can now convert the life force (yes, really, get over it if you don't like it everyone else) of enemies you DEAT into a substance that repairs the robot. This way, less maintenance is required.

[Pokemonman]

TYBRA!

*pulls out lightsaber* Well Tybra...

CTHULTU! *cthultu comes in and wacks Tybra in the mouth*

[Takaram]

REPPY SEZ: Rawr. I was about ready to go all "Old Testament" or something on people today. Oddly, watching the Station fire burning like crazy across the valley was.... really rather relaxing!

Eh. Probably because some idiots were in the fire. People who were DEATed.

Oh, I also modified your combat robot. It can now convert the life force (yes, really, get over it if you don't like it everyone else) of enemies you DEAT into a substance that repairs the robot. This way, less maintenance is required.

So that's what hell is. The raging fires where all those who are DEATed go.
And I just got an idea for a psalm
"Yea, though I walk the valley of the shadow of DEAT, I shall fear no flaming: for Reppy is with me; thy purple name and thy sword of DEAT they comfort me"

[Spartzerina]

* Calls Great Lord Tiger to consume your soul!*

No, don't do that.

*Sacrifices Tezdrian to Reppy*

[Tunizcha]

* Calls Great Lord Tiger to consume your soul!*

No, don't do that.

*Sacrifices Tezdrian to Reppy*

*eats a cat*

[Milks Empire]

REPPY SEZ: Rawr. I was about ready to go all "Old Testament" or something on people today. Oddly, watching the Station fire burning like crazy across the valley was.... really rather relaxing!

Eh. Probably because some idiots were in the fire. People who were DEATed.

Oh, I also modified your combat robot. It can now convert the life force (yes, really, get over it if you don't like it everyone else) of enemies you DEAT into a substance that repairs the robot. This way, less maintenance is required.

So that's what hell is. The raging fires where all those who are DEATed go.
And I just got an idea for a psalm
"Yea, though I walk the valley of the shadow of DEAT, I shall fear no flaming: for Reppy is with me; thy purple name and thy sword of DEAT they comfort me"

I love it!

[Spredronia]

Eh. Probably because some idiots were in the fire. People who were DEATed.

Oh, I also modified your combat robot. It can now convert the life force (yes, really, get over it if you don't like it everyone else) of enemies you DEAT into a substance that repairs the robot. This way, less maintenance is required.

So that's what hell is. The raging fires where all those who are DEATed go.
And I just got an idea for a psalm
"Yea, though I walk the valley of the shadow of DEAT, I shall fear no flaming: for Reppy is with me; thy purple name and thy sword of DEAT they comfort me"

I love it!

Very good. As for an alternate:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of DEAT, I shall fear no flaming or hacking: for Reppy has given me enlightenment, and I am now a badass.

[Tybra]

TYBRA!

*pulls out lightsaber* Well Tybra...

CTHULTU! *cthultu comes in and wacks Tybra in the mouth*

ugh, this has gone far enough.

*snaps fingers*

Ah can you hear it? the music (i'm into classical music lately), the trumpets, the cannons and the bells.

And now the grand finale!
*Blows up cthultu with fireworks and the entire laser light show making sure the permanent destruction is a pretty one*

[Demen]

Why was I removed?

[Takaram]

Why was I removed?

You have been listed as the Pope of that Heretic Church.

[Spartzerina]

Why was I removed?

You have been listed as the Pope of that Heretic Church.

Yeah, we thought if you weren't loyal to us, joining another Heretical church (and, in addition to that, becoming their pope), we should excommunicate you.

[Pokemonman]

TYBRA!

*pulls out lightsaber* Well Tybra...

CTHULTU! *cthultu comes in and wacks Tybra in the mouth*

ugh, this has gone far enough.

*snaps fingers*

Ah can you hear it? the music (i'm into classical music lately), the trumpets, the cannons and the bells.

And now the grand finale!
*Blows up cthultu with fireworks and the entire laser light show making sure the permanent destruction is a pretty one*

*respawns Cthultu*

[Spredronia]

*Uses multi-godism to call down Ceiling Cat Laser Turret*

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*Ceiling Cat Turret explodes Tybra with laser eyes*

[Spartzerina]

*Sacrifices random troll to Reppy, drums beating in the background*

[Tybra]

*Ninja cats jump into each other forming a new tybra*

that's getting...*cough* *cough* hairball *spits out an acid hairball* getting really really annoying.

*Activates Catzord to fight ceiling cat while sucking the life out of a random bystander*

[Milks Empire]

*Ninja cats jump into each other forming a new tybra*

that's getting...*cough* *cough* hairball *spits out an acid hairball* getting really really annoying.

*Activates Catzord to fight ceiling cat while sucking the life out of a random bystander*

*allows life force to be taken*
Great! I'm in the Catzord!
*uses Reppy Magic to take control of Catzord with Tybra still inside*