The moon has been destroyed.

[Almajoya]

To: Daiwiz
From the Desk of Temporary Emperor Shawn Johessman

Ms. Shama-llama-ding-dong,

Be advised that we are sending all of our spare rations of prunes and prune juice posthaste.

Best of luck to thee,

Shawn Johessman

[Daiwiz]

Thank you. He is atleast farting now. Granted, that may not be a good thing...

[Belkaland]

Thank you. He is atleast farting now. Granted, that may not be a good thing...

You must stop him from doing that! The powerful waves coming off it is pushing the planet towards the sun and is killing people due to the stench. If he does not stop, Belkaland will be forced to use the V2 Mass Retailiation Weapon on him, which will kill him.

[Anemos Major]

After many days of intense thinking, the Problem Solving Branch of the Oh Shit The Moon's Been PWNED Emergency Council has decided to place a giant lamp in geostationary orbit until further notice.

[Bisgea]

After weeks of discussion, the Bisgean Moon Destruction Emergency Council has decided to ignore the moon's destruction and urges all Bisgeans to imagine that the moon is still there.

[Profound Darkness]

It is clear to us now that our presence and influence in the universe is already being felt. So, you've destroyed your planet's moon. We would like to have a look at your fusion device....in exchange, our Godking, Dark Force, has given us authorisation to allow you a glimpse into the awesome destructive power of the Black Energy Wave.

We were discussing your proposal at the local Sapphire Tuesday's restaurant when our waitress blurted out "That's racist!" upon hearing the mention of a black energy wave having destructive power. In fear of having my medium steak served to me medium well I assured the waitress that we would turn down the proposal. Tell Dark Force we at the confederation are very sorry for not being able to go through with the arrangement and that we left her a very small tip to make this up to him. That will show her whose boss!

BLAST! We had warned our Godking about the possible implications of the name he had selected for such a powerful destructive magick. Curses be upon your universe's devotion to "political correctness." Our lord was much displeased when he heard the news. Yet in his infinite wisdom (or madness perhaps), he has demanded that we submit to you another offer which you may find intriguing. Your universe doubtlessly posses vast technical prowess that we lack in the void. HOWEVER! There is no reason to assume that we have nothing to offer. His Evilness has given us, the humble representatives of a much greater power, a second chance in persuading you. It is with much honor then, that we present to you, as a means of opening negotiations, with all the materials necessary to construct a psionic-transparency field generator.

We would also like to make the offer to you to visit our Godking, who has once again made the offer of exchanging WMDs for massively destructive magicks. Representatives of your federation are invited to bear witness to the new and improved Negative Energy Wave in exchange for a look at your fusion device.