Georgetpwn wrote:i was IGNORing the moon blowup, but had to comment on the jokes being made
The comment about the thread burning a hole in your cable wasn't about the jokes though...
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by Garimidia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:13 pm
Georgetpwn wrote:i was IGNORing the moon blowup, but had to comment on the jokes being made
by Parthenon » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:18 pm
by Euroslavia » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:18 pm
Georgetpwn wrote:i was IGNORing the moon blowup, but had to comment on the jokes being made
Hobbes City has recreated all of the air for NSworld!
if anyone says that is a godmod, then blowing up the moon is one too!
by Super fluffy » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:35 pm
by Profound Darkness » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:46 pm
by Parthenon » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:56 pm
Profound Darkness wrote:It is clear to us now that our presence and influence in the universe is already being felt. So, you've destroyed your planet's moon. We would like to have a look at your fusion device....in exchange, our Godking, Dark Force, has given us authorisation to allow you a glimpse into the awesome destructive power of the Black Energy Wave.
by Kagetora » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:38 pm
OMGeverynameistaken wrote:The Awesome Land of The Extremely Cool and Hansom Fred greets this announcement with extreme glee, for now no longer will the alien space lizards be able to beam their spacerays into his head. Supreme High Chancellor of Awesome Fred has dispatched Grand General Alfred Alexander Abelson Engelbert Von Humberson III to thank the leaders of Parthenon, however, as Mr. Von Humberson is a cat, this will probably not be as successful as he hopes at improving relations. He does, however, bear a gift of a dead bird.
Chancellor Fred has announced that he will begin a program of construction in order to ready his nation to take the war to the space lizards. A fleet of 500,000,000 Ubar class doomkroozars will be constructed at the shipyards of his mothers backyard. He has also conscripted his entire population of 200 plastic army men for this endeavor and has asked their wives (the dolls of the girl next door, Supreme Secretary Susan, currently on trial on suspicion of having cooties) to be prepared in case they do not come back.
by Balrogga » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:32 am
by Bluth Corporation » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:04 am
by Palmouth » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:24 am
by Derscon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:52 am
Parthenon wrote:Derscon wrote:Parthenon wrote:Greetings Velisomething long and unpronounceable!
Stock in the Confederation's extensive air freshener holdings is publicly traded on the Parthenese market at 141 penicas a share. If you wish to make a bulk purchase we are willing to issue additional shares at the reduced price of 120 each under the condition that you provide our chief scent creator, Lord Nose Abjork, with exciting new smells from your journeys through space. We have heard great things about the smell of a Tetrillium Icecreambeetle!
Dear Sir,
Space scents may be provided, should the Andropov family be able to purchase enough shares to buy approximately one quarter of your company.
Also, the Tetrillium Icecreambeetle is, in fact, cultivated in one of our colonies. They may be sold to you for a negotiated cost.
Sincerely,
Veliky Kynaz Tarakh Andropov
OOC: So what's the corporation? This is selective canonicy. I'm in ur rp buying ur companiez
You drive a hard bargain Mr. Veli long name!
We agree to the terms of 25% of the Parthenese air freshener conglomerate, Fabrese, transferring to the nation of Derscon at 120 penicas a share under the condition of extra-planetary scents being introduced to the earth market under the Fabrese name. Prior to any negotiations on the importation of Icecreambeetles beginning, Lord Nose would like a juvenile sample of the species for his own personal amusement and the right to brag about being the first person on Earth to own one. If this can be arranged we would be most delighted.
by Derscon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:53 am
by Derscon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:53 am
Balrogga wrote:OOC:
You just have to love these parodies. I will make a little FT contribution to it.
IC:
Nearby, one of the Ta’Nar ships was watching. They were here just to scan the Earth they had left so long ago to see if anyone had bothered to destroy the place yet. With the threat of nuclear war happening almost every day, it was decided to leave the suicidal inhabitants behind and strike off for the stars. It was only curiosity that caused the Fallen Empire to send a recon ship to check to see if they all had off’ed themselves yet.
The latest report only showed they were continuing along the predicted and foreseen path. They had obliterated their own moon. The detrimental effects should take out a number of the smaller cannon fodder nations effortlessly and the lasting effects of atmospheric poisoning from the green cheese would eventually finish the remainder. The trouble was to distract them so they did not try to clean up the mess of Cheese Impacts so the green foul stuff could fester in the hot sun until it poisoned the place. Not even the mighty air fresheners would remove the deadly gas, only make it smell prettier.
Nhur-Galladu thought long and hard, about twelve minutes in total before he was struck with an idea. He quickly contacted a couple of his ESUS contacts and made an order to be delivered to the orbit of Earth.
Later, a single huge cargo hauler dropped out of a worm hole. The thing was truly immense and everyone would be able to see it in the night sky. Massive doors slowly opened and a single object was allowed to drift out using heavy industrial tractor beams. After delivering it’s payload, the cargo ship pulled away from the object and closed the doors before returning through another artificial wormhole.
Left floating in the same orbit was a giant muffin the size of a moon.
A chocolate chip muffin.
With frosting.
And Sprinkles.
Written across the white frosting was the message “Congratulations”.
by Bluth Corporation » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:05 am
Derscon wrote:OOC: lol Bluth, of course the only thing an Austrian cares about is propert damage. XD
by Derscon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:38 pm
Bluth Corporation wrote:Derscon wrote:OOC: lol Bluth, of course the only thing an Austrian cares about is propert damage. XD
er, what?
by Daiwiz » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:44 pm
by Kanuckistan » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:08 pm
by Techno-Soviet » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:13 pm
Balrogga wrote:OOC:
You just have to love these parodies. I will make a little FT contribution to it.
IC:
Nearby, one of the Ta’Nar ships was watching. They were here just to scan the Earth they had left so long ago to see if anyone had bothered to destroy the place yet. With the threat of nuclear war happening almost every day, it was decided to leave the suicidal inhabitants behind and strike off for the stars. It was only curiosity that caused the Fallen Empire to send a recon ship to check to see if they all had off’ed themselves yet.
The latest report only showed they were continuing along the predicted and foreseen path. They had obliterated their own moon. The detrimental effects should take out a number of the smaller cannon fodder nations effortlessly and the lasting effects of atmospheric poisoning from the green cheese would eventually finish the remainder. The trouble was to distract them so they did not try to clean up the mess of Cheese Impacts so the green foul stuff could fester in the hot sun until it poisoned the place. Not even the mighty air fresheners would remove the deadly gas, only make it smell prettier.
Nhur-Galladu thought long and hard, about twelve minutes in total before he was struck with an idea. He quickly contacted a couple of his ESUS contacts and made an order to be delivered to the orbit of Earth.
Later, a single huge cargo hauler dropped out of a worm hole. The thing was truly immense and everyone would be able to see it in the night sky. Massive doors slowly opened and a single object was allowed to drift out using heavy industrial tractor beams. After delivering it’s payload, the cargo ship pulled away from the object and closed the doors before returning through another artificial wormhole.
Left floating in the same orbit was a giant muffin the size of a moon.
A chocolate chip muffin.
With frosting.
And Sprinkles.
Written across the white frosting was the message “Congratulations”.
by Daiwiz » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:19 pm
Balrogga wrote:OOC:
You just have to love these parodies. I will make a little FT contribution to it.
IC:
Nearby, one of the Ta’Nar ships was watching. They were here just to scan the Earth they had left so long ago to see if anyone had bothered to destroy the place yet. With the threat of nuclear war happening almost every day, it was decided to leave the suicidal inhabitants behind and strike off for the stars. It was only curiosity that caused the Fallen Empire to send a recon ship to check to see if they all had off’ed themselves yet...
by Balrogga » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:02 am
Techno-Soviet wrote:((OOC: This deserves to be sigged. So badly.))
by Bluth Corporation » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:49 am
Derscon wrote:Bluth Corporation wrote:Derscon wrote:OOC: lol Bluth, of course the only thing an Austrian cares about is propert damage. XD
er, what?
OOC...
You. You are an Austrian economist, yes?
by Trefoilland » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:51 am
by United Dependencies » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:57 am
Parthenon wrote:Garimidia wrote:So you destroyed the moon because it gives you seconds of darkness?
So, what do you plan to do about that 12 hours of nighttime?
Plans are being drawn up for the creation of a second sun to combat those wasted hours as we speak. If you would like to contribute a delegate to the discussion we would be more than happy to accept one.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.
by Spredronia » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:07 am
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