The moon has been destroyed.

[Parthenon]

At approximately 11:00 PM eastern time the Parthenese Confederation has blown up the moon by means of a concentrated fusion detonation. This is a great day for the Parthenese Confederation and the planet Earth as we will no longer be plagued with varying tide levels and the troublesome seconds of darkness that accompany eclipses.

[Allied Governments]

The Federation is happy to note this is mere propaganda, as such a destruction would be both idiotic and suicidal.

[Brogavia]

At approximately 11:00 PM eastern time the Parthenese Confederation has blown up the moon by means of a concentrated fusion detonation. This is a great day for the Parthenese Confederation and the planet Earth, no longer will we be plagued with varying tide levels and the troublesome seconds of darkness that accompany eclipses.

I think some mad scientist just used a tractor beam to rearrage the debris to say epic fail...

[Reijvajik]

Official Response of the Greater Republic of Reijvajik

The Republic condemns your actions. You shall ruin the lives of millions of Asians, who shall no longer be able to sell tasty moon cakes due to their irrelevance, now that the Earth lacks a moon.
For shame.

Olimar Seukle-Van Kabrinsky
President of the Greater Republic of Reijvajik

[Parthenon]

The Federation is happy to note this is mere propaganda, as such a destruction would be both idiotic and suicidal.

The Parthenese Confederation would like to know if the entire Federation of Allied Governments is deaf and blind or just those issuing statements on their behalf. The sound and sight of the moon being destroyed is not something that could be faked in a studio.

[Clamparapa]

With the moon being destroyed, thousands of pieces landed all over the NS world killing billions. Fortunately, our hemisphere was facing the other way

[Garimidia]

[Allied Governments]

The Federation is happy to note this is mere propaganda, as such a destruction would be both idiotic and suicidal.

The Parthenese Confederation would like to know if the entire Federation of Allied Governments is deaf and blind or just those issuing statements on their behalf. The sound and sight of the moon being destroyed is not something that could be faked in a studio.

How would you possibly hear it?

[The Horned Rat]

The Council of Thirteen applauds this act of destroying the moon in the effort of eradicating werewolves wherever they may be found. The Under-Empire is in your debt good sirs.

[Ralkovia]

LOL epic win

[Garimidia]

The Federation is happy to note this is mere propaganda, as such a destruction would be both idiotic and suicidal.

The Parthenese Confederation would like to know if the entire Federation of Allied Governments is deaf and blind or just those issuing statements on their behalf. The sound and sight of the moon being destroyed is not something that could be faked in a studio.

Why not? They did a moon landing in one

Joking, joking.

[Cabickstan]

Oh well that's just great I was going to put a space station on there!

[Reijvajik]

The Parthenese Confederation would like to know if the entire Federation of Allied Governments is deaf and blind or just those issuing statements on their behalf. The sound and sight of the moon being destroyed is not something that could be faked in a studio.

You forget, sir, that there is no sound in space.

[Clamparapa]

As someone famous once said, "In space, no one can hear you blow up the moon."

[OMGeverynameistaken]

The Awesome Land of The Extremely Cool and Hansom Fred greets this announcement with extreme glee, for now no longer will the alien space lizards be able to beam their spacerays into his head. Supreme High Chancellor of Awesome Fred has dispatched Grand General Alfred Alexander Abelson Engelbert Von Humberson III to thank the leaders of Parthenon, however, as Mr. Von Humberson is a cat, this will probably not be as successful as he hopes at improving relations. He does, however, bear a gift of a dead bird.
Chancellor Fred has announced that he will begin a program of construction in order to ready his nation to take the war to the space lizards. A fleet of 500,000,000 Ubar class doomkroozars will be constructed at the shipyards of his mothers backyard. He has also conscripted his entire population of 200 plastic army men for this endeavor and has asked their wives (the dolls of the girl next door, Supreme Secretary Susan, currently on trial on suspicion of having cooties) to be prepared in case they do not come back.

[Jenrak]

OOC: Perhaps this is the wrong place for me, but how are you able to be given funding to enact such a project? How are your council able to get past any sort of sober second thought that would likely do such a thing? What about members of cabinet that might find the idea less than helpful to the whole situation and try to stop them? Rather than try to RP the moon having been blown up, I suggest you RP the problems that come with such a crazy idea and what happens to those who try to fight it, just as a subtle display of your government's power.

[Parthenon]

The Federation is happy to note this is mere propaganda, as such a destruction would be both idiotic and suicidal.

The Parthenese Confederation would like to know if the entire Federation of Allied Governments is deaf and blind or just those issuing statements on their behalf. The sound and sight of the moon being destroyed is not something that could be faked in a studio.

How would you possibly hear it?

Although sound cannot travel through a vaccum the vast quantity of debris tumbling through Earth's atmosphere certainly does...

Any subsequent denying of moon destruction by your petty nation and you shall be marked as a nation of conspiracy loons not worthy of being traded with. As the Parthenese Confederation manufactures some of the highest quality air fresheners in the universe I doubt that is something you would like to see happen.

[Daiwiz]

OOC:Oh god, killed myself laughing here Good idea though lol.

IC:

We regret the act of your nation detonating the moon. As such, we are sending up a team of 6th Graders armed with Crazy Glue, and gum, so as to put the moon back together. If they do well, they will get a star and an A+.

[Georgetpwn]

State Department
Republic of Hobbes City

oh shit! moon shit's falling on Hobbes City!

lol no we still see the moon from where we are.
this is an act of fail as you can not blow up the moon.
that is an epic godmod.

[Parthenon]

The Council of Thirteen applauds this act of destroying the moon in the effort of eradicating werewolves wherever they may be found. The Under-Empire is in your debt good sirs.

The Parthenese Confederation did not take this benefit of moon destruction into account during the planning phase but are very excited at the outcome. We accept your praise and will also accept your monetary gifts should you choose to grant them.

[Telvira]

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The Solar Empire of Telvira would like to thank you for ridding that eyesore from our sky. Now we can see your planet more clearly, and thus it will be easier to plan and complete our successful invasion.

[Forgotten Americans]

The President Of Forgotten American's has ordered a celebration to be caried out after the destruction of the moon!

The Army will do a huge parade, the Airforce Will put on a fireworks show and refreshments will be served!


Date: July 10th 10:00 AM
Admission- $6

[Allied Governments]

Although sound cannot travel through a vaccum the vast quantity of debris tumbling through Earth's atmosphere certainly does...

Any subsequent denying of moon destruction by your petty nation and you shall be marked as a nation of conspiracy loons not worthy of being traded with. As the Parthenese Confederation manufactures some of the highest quality air fresheners in the universe I doubt that is something you would like to see happen.

Do they come in Pine or Citrus?

[Parthenon]

Although sound cannot travel through a vaccum the vast quantity of debris tumbling through Earth's atmosphere certainly does...

Any subsequent denying of moon destruction by your petty nation and you shall be marked as a nation of conspiracy loons not worthy of being traded with. As the Parthenese Confederation manufactures some of the highest quality air fresheners in the universe I doubt that is something you would like to see happen.

Do they come in Pine or Citrus?

We currently have a lineup of 141 exciting scents including both Pine and Citrus. I suggest you buy in bulk as the eradication of the world's Pine forests is next on our agenda.

[Allied Governments]

Although sound cannot travel through a vaccum the vast quantity of debris tumbling through Earth's atmosphere certainly does...

Any subsequent denying of moon destruction by your petty nation and you shall be marked as a nation of conspiracy loons not worthy of being traded with. As the Parthenese Confederation manufactures some of the highest quality air fresheners in the universe I doubt that is something you would like to see happen.

Do they come in Pine or Citrus?

We currently have a lineup of 141 exciting scents including both Pine and Citrus. I suggest you buy in bulk as the eradication of the world's Pine forests is next on our agenda.

We shall buy enough to emulate the great pine forests of The Atlas Mountains.