Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

by **Wesslavian Siganture Test** » Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:49 pm

Eh, we've made this place quiet too much, how about this?
Kommon takes out his phone, and hosts a Nationket.

"The code is 98221, get your phones ready."

by **Mindhart** » Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:39 am

A woman walks through the door, wearing a heavyduty hazmat suit. She yawns, reaching for a switch that isn't there. She stumbles, looking around, confused. "What? Where am I? I'm meant to be in the Decon chamber."

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Tue Dec 05, 2023 11:21 am

High Prophet Ra'key notices the new arrival.
"I - I don't exactly know. It looks to be a pub on the outside, but I have a feeling this place isn't as it seems..."
Ra'key downs another bowl of Rukel Juice. "Do I know you?"

by **Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:09 am

Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations wrote:High Prophet Ra'key notices the new arrival.
"I - I don't exactly know. It looks to be a pub on the outside, but I have a feeling this place isn't as it seems..."
Ra'key downs another bowl of Rukel Juice. "Do I know you?"

"HAHA, Correction my five-legged crusteacean - It IS a bar? Do you follow? I don't, yeah, I had too much to drink, let me clear my head. OYE BARTENDER! ZTRAWBERRY MILKZHAKE!" he shouted, clearly drunk.

by **Nova Tero** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:55 pm

A man wearing a mesh tank top, leather hot pants and strappy gladiator sandals bounces in. 'Howzit, handsome', he speaks in a voice oozing of gay sexiness. 'Do you have more of that strawberry milkshake? Yoh, but it's hot this side of the Atlantic, ne?' He then unfolds a hand fan, frantically waving it at himself. His other hand reaches for his pocket, and he pulls out a fifty euro banknote. 'Come on now, be a dear and let me have a drink of you- oops, your milkshake- ag, excuse me. Just give me a cool drink, thanks.'

by **To Vasileio tis Lavas** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:23 am

A man made of literal lava walks in with heat insulation around his clothes to not burn anything. He is well aware of his heat.

“Oh my, this place is very well decorated.” He looks around and sits at a chair to think about possibilities.

by **Essic** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 5:11 am

Ramin and Miria fall through a wormhole and hit the Saloon's floor, hard.

Ughhhhh.... n############ what? He rubs his head painstakingly.
She looks around rapidly. Oh crap bro! We might be in Texas!
Great. That's just perfect sis.

by **To Vasileio tis Lavas** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 5:23 am

Magnus decides he would like a drink today. He walks to the counter and looks at the menu.
“Hmm.. I’m wondering, does this place accept gold coins as payment? And is wine still available?”

by **Mindhart** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:57 am

She tosses her helmet to the ground, near the door. "Well... It's okay. anyone have cash?"

by **Naui Tu** » Tue Dec 12, 2023 3:27 am

However, new president (new IC president) Jacob Romez enters the saloon and drops down his rich bag of money. He asks for a haircut (look at the post title) and one lemonade.

by **Simonia** » Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:13 pm

*Simoniaball enters*
Hello there! How's everyone doing so far?

by **Low bloods** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:38 pm

A knight covered in ash and smut walks into the saloon and takes a seat. Calmly asking the bartender for a drink.

One of the bartenders looking almost demonic in features walks over and poured the worn soul a drink. The two speak in a joking manner towards eachother.

by **Zysland** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:03 am

Mindhart wrote:She tosses her helmet to the ground, near the door. "Well... It's okay. anyone have cash?"

A robotic copy of King Zujoren that’s remotely controlled by him sits down next to the woman. It hands her a handful of tin coins.

“Buy something,” it says.

by **Galmat** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:55 am

The doors creaked open, as a somewhat short reptilian creature, with the head of what seems to be a combination of a velociraptor and a dragon, and wearing ornate eastern royal clothes walked in. His sharp, grey-blue eyes darted around the room, filled with a mix of confusion and curiosity.

"It seems my court mage had sent me to the wrong plane of existence! May I ask anyone among me, what exactly is the nature of this place?" the figure inquired the room.

by **Zysland** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 1:26 pm

Galmat wrote:The doors creaked open, as a somewhat short reptilian creature, with the head of what seems to be a combination of a velociraptor and a dragon, and wearing ornate eastern royal clothes walked in. His sharp, grey-blue eyes darted around the room, filled with a mix of confusion and curiosity.

"It seems my court mage had sent me to the wrong plane of existence! May I ask anyone among me, what exactly is the nature of this place?" the figure inquired the room.

Drone Zujoren spins around in its stool to face the lizard nobleman. It says:

“It’s a Class-Absolute Dimensional Anomaly by the classifications of the dimensional researchers of my home world. It seems to be a prime location to get a drink. I don’t know much about this place beyond that.”

by **Galmat** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 1:49 pm

Zysland wrote:
Galmat wrote:The doors creaked open, as a somewhat short reptilian creature, with the head of what seems to be a combination of a velociraptor and a dragon, and wearing ornate eastern royal clothes walked in. His sharp, grey-blue eyes darted around the room, filled with a mix of confusion and curiosity.

"It seems my court mage had sent me to the wrong plane of existence! May I ask anyone among me, what exactly is the nature of this place?" the figure inquired the room.

Drone Zujoren spins around in its stool to face the lizard nobleman. It says:

“It’s a Class-Absolute Dimensional Anomaly by the classifications of the dimensional researchers of my home world. It seems to be a prime location to get a drink. I don’t know much about this place beyond that.”

The nobleman's perplexity deepened, his brows furrowing slightly at the mention of dimensional anomalies and classifications. He seemed momentarily lost in thought, grappling with the unfamiliar term.

"Ah, a Class-Absolute Dimensional Anomaly, you say?" He mused aloud, trying to grasp the concept. "No, I mean, is this the plane of souls, plane of fire, plane of the fathers, Plane of the Holy Lord Iszharam?"

by **Zysland** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 4:01 pm

Galmat wrote:
Zysland wrote:Drone Zujoren spins around in its stool to face the lizard nobleman. It says:

“It’s a Class-Absolute Dimensional Anomaly by the classifications of the dimensional researchers of my home world. It seems to be a prime location to get a drink. I don’t know much about this place beyond that.”

The nobleman's perplexity deepened, his brows furrowing slightly at the mention of dimensional anomalies and classifications. He seemed momentarily lost in thought, grappling with the unfamiliar term.

"Ah, a Class-Absolute Dimensional Anomaly, you say?" He mused aloud, trying to grasp the concept. "No, I mean, is this the plane of souls, plane of fire, plane of the fathers, Plane of the Holy Lord Iszharam?"

Drone Zujoren looks equally perplexed now.

"I'm afraid I don't know what any of those things are."

Drone Zujoren turns its back to the nobleman and says something to the bartender Mister Mouffan. A moment later, it turns back around and presents a pina colada.

"I propose that we discuss this over a drink. I'm afraid I can't drink here in my current form, but I do believe you can."

by **Tradwife Republic** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:17 am

*gets sign* BRING BACK C/CLT’S! THERE IS NO REASON TO BAN THEM!

by **Low bloods** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:34 am

Tradwife Republic wrote:*gets sign* BRING BACK C/CLT’S! THERE IS NO REASON TO BAN THEM!

You preach to to the gods and they will not hear your pleads but instead, leave you in the depths to rot.
Just like I have.

by **Rusrunia** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:06 am

_{HENRY
───────────────────────
···At the Lounge...···

... “ 'Ello, everyone. ” and looked around. In his mind, he thought, why would I spend enough time detailing all of this “Nationstates Roleplay”. Anyways, going away from the “Out-of-Character” things, he went back to reality and continued his thing ...

... “ Where should I sit? Hmm...? ” I'd asked to the people who are there, waiting for a response ...}

by **2nd Imperium Francicum** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:14 am

King Augustus suddenly materializes out of nowhere

“Wh- wuh- what?”

by **Low bloods** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:15 am

A man walks through a shadow dressedin a fashion that resembled a bartender.
He looks around at all the misplacedfolks taking note of those looking around in a confused manner and the others that came here by pure coincidence or by their own free will."You all seem to have struggled on the journeyii, perhaps some oasis water will help refresh your steps so that you can stand firm on those heels!"

He announced as a round of glasses suddenly sprang out in a welcoming manner. The man then fills a pitcher awaiting any that are in need of a drink this hot day

by **2nd Imperium Francicum** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:21 am

Low bloods wrote:A man walks through a shadow dressedin a fashion that resembled a bartender.
He looks around at all the misplacedfolks taking note of those looking around in a confused manner and the others that came here by pure coincidence or by their own free will."You all seem to have struggled on the journeyii, perhaps some oasis water will help refresh your steps so that you can stand firm on those heels!"

He announced as a round of glasses suddenly sprang out in a welcoming manner. The man then fills a pitcher awaiting any that are in need of a drink this hot day

“Thank you.” He took a glass and drank the water inside

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