Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Floofybit]

An Austriaball walks in, with a fedora. Hungaryball stumbles in.

"Tell me about it. I can't afford a Central African Republicball, and that's on a Europol agent salary!" Austriaball says.
"And I can't buy any more croissants!"
"You spent all your salary on them, Hungary."

Ashtyn laughs to himself. "I guess Hungary was sure hungry," he mutters, amused.

[New Treyland]

"Anyways, one Coke Zero, please." Hungary said. "I can't be drinking alcohol. What if there's a case I need to solve?"

"Then we'll go solve it, Hungary." said Austria, drinking his Bud Light.

[Low bloods]

As the time passed a creature walked in, if it would be considered a creature.

A suit of armor trudged in through the saloon doors, the armor twisted and battered a substance it seemed not human from a mechanical whir, but it had flesh of sorts.

It took a seat and pointed at a bottle. Suddenly a glass appeared in front of the armor.

[Mindhart]

"Well, hello!", sings the protogen, "Who might you be?"

[Low bloods]

"Just a lonely dreg, a remnant of a war. I've had my connection to the hivemind severed and now."

The armor looks around almost as if it just now noticed it was having conversation.

"I'm lost. When our vessel crashedi drifted throughthe cold void of space fo so long I though I'd just disappear.
I thought when one lost connectionto the gods they'd just melt away only leaving the augmentation and armor."

[Mindhart]

"Just a lonely dreg, a remnant of a war. I've had my connection to the hivemind severed and now."

The armor looks around almost as if it just now noticed it was having conversation.

"I'm lost. When our vessel crashedi drifted throughthe cold void of space fo so long I though I'd just disappear.
I thought when one lost connectionto the gods they'd just melt away only leaving the augmentation and armor."

The proto nodded. "Yeah, happened to me before, except I was stuck at the bottom of the ocean! then, I saw this door, so I Checked for any signal strength! Right now, I've connected with my high command!" the Robotic anthro crossed its arms. "I've been on hold for five days."

[Low bloods]

"Just a lonely dreg, a remnant of a war. I've had my connection to the hivemind severed and now."

The armor looks around almost as if it just now noticed it was having conversation.

"I'm lost. When our vessel crashedi drifted throughthe cold void of space fo so long I though I'd just disappear.
I thought when one lost connectionto the gods they'd just melt away only leaving the augmentation and armor."

The proto nodded. "Yeah, happened to me before, except I was stuck at the bottom of the ocean! then, I saw this door, so I Checked for any signal strength! Right now, I've connected with my high command!" the Robotic anthro crossed its arms. "I've been on hold for five days."

"I've been at the bottom of the sea, It has a sense of horror, but if you are a creature of such design you fit in quite well. We use to pop because of the pressure and take a moment to take a more suitable shape."

It glanced at the shape it taken through the glass before taking a drink.

"Those were times I was just a grunt. It's been a long time since then. As for the hivemind, I don't know, I feel aimless."

[Mindhart]

'oooh! I can change too!" The protogen smashes it's visor into the counter, revealing a malformed, face of an anthro fox.

[Low bloods]

'oooh! I can change too!" The protogen smashes it's visor into the counter, revealing a malformed, face of an anthro fox.

"I was wondering how much of you was machine and how much was human.
So, you are a living creature. I am somewhat considered a simulacrum of sorts. I had a mind of my own but I gave it away."
The armor touches the snout of the protogen as a dark liquid of sorts leaks from its finger, spreading out to take the form of the visor, though in a more uncanny version.

"You'd fit in with us quite well."

[Floofybit]

'oooh! I can change too!" The protogen smashes it's visor into the counter, revealing a malformed, face of an anthro fox.

Ashtyn looked up startled. He gasped. "Oh my! You look so cute!"

[Mindhart]

'oooh! I can change too!" The protogen smashes it's visor into the counter, revealing a malformed, face of an anthro fox.

"I was wondering how much of you was machine and how much was human.
So, you are a living creature. I am somewhat considered a simulacrum of sorts. I had a mind of my own but I gave it away."
The armor touches the snout of the protogen as a dark liquid of sorts leaks from its finger, spreading out to take the form of the visor, though in a more uncanny version.

"You'd fit in with us quite well."

"Ah, thank you! It was getting rather hard to breathe!

[Low bloods]

"Such strange creatures. But beast kin are common in my lands so I'm not all too unfamiliar with the concept."

The armor nods

[Third Kingdom]

'Why do some women become bitter old bitches and sometimes without a males fault?' sighs and drinks then sighs again 'Well doesn't matter i guess no matters a little but I'll never get an answer even if i ask.'

[Low bloods]

'Why do some women become bitter old bitches and sometimes without a males fault?' sighs and drinks then sighs again 'Well doesn't matter i guess no matters a little but I'll never get an answer even if i ask.'

"It's one of lifes greatest mysteries I guess." The dark figure laughs.

[Floofybit]

'Why do some women become bitter old bitches and sometimes without a males fault?' sighs and drinks then sighs again 'Well doesn't matter i guess no matters a little but I'll never get an answer even if i ask.'

Sometimes I wish I knew. I'll end up finding a cute girl to keep the monarchy going, but my biromantic single self is just, and forgive me for the pun, "bi" myself

[Third Kingdom]

'Why do some women become bitter old bitches and sometimes without a males fault?' sighs and drinks then sighs again 'Well doesn't matter i guess no matters a little but I'll never get an answer even if i ask.'

"It's one of lifes greatest mysteries I guess." The dark figure laughs.

'Yes it sure is and it'll never be solved.'

'Why do some women become bitter old bitches and sometimes without a males fault?' sighs and drinks then sighs again 'Well doesn't matter i guess no matters a little but I'll never get an answer even if i ask.'

Sometimes I wish I knew. I'll end up finding a cute girl to keep the monarchy going, but my biromantic single self is just, and forgive me for the pun, "bi" myself

'I forgive you that was a good pun.'

[Ardchu]

Gaekol kept on drinking, but he had switched to water at this point. He knew when to stop.

[Floofybit]

Gaekol kept on drinking, but he had switched to water at this point. He knew when to stop.

Ashtyn didn't. He kept slugging down his orange juice. Infinite orange juice, what a heaven

[New Treyland]

"That's a lot of orange juice," said Hungary, looking at the sentient fox creature. "More than I use when I make an orange cheesecake."
"Oh yeah. You should make that more," said Austria.

[Floofybit]

"That's a lot of orange juice," said Hungary, looking at the sentient fox creature. "More than I use when I make an orange cheesecake."
"Oh yeah. You should make that more," said Austria.

Ashtyn's ears perked up. "I know like 40 recipes for that. I could give you some!"

[Ardchu]

"That's a lot of orange juice," said Hungary, looking at the sentient fox creature. "More than I use when I make an orange cheesecake."
"Oh yeah. You should make that more," said Austria.

Ashtyn's ears perked up. "I know like 40 recipes for that. I could give you some!"

Gaekol scoffed at this. He thought that Blueberries were better, but he was a bear, so he was biased.

[New Treyland]

Ashtyn's ears perked up. "I know like 40 recipes for that. I could give you some!"

"There's no such thing as too much orange cheesecake!" Hungary said. "So what recipes do you have? I need ones that are more sweet or creamy."

[Floofybit]

Ashtyn's ears perked up. "I know like 40 recipes for that. I could give you some!"

"There's no such thing as too much orange cheesecake!" Hungary said. "So what recipes do you have? I need ones that are more sweet or creamy."

"I think I know which one you're looking for." Ashtyn hands Hungary a paper with cute writing. "It uses sweet Kandyyd tangerines and a modest helping of milkberries to be both sweet and creamy." He then gives Hungary is small box. "Here's some of the ingredients! Straight from the jungles of Floofybit! What? Why are you looking at me like that? I always bring it around with me in case of emergencies."

[Ardchu]

"There's no such thing as too much orange cheesecake!" Hungary said. "So what recipes do you have? I need ones that are more sweet or creamy."

"I think I know which one you're looking for." Ashtyn hands Hungary a paper with cute writing. "It uses sweet Kandyyd tangerines and a modest helping of milkberries to be both sweet and creamy." He then gives Hungary is small box. "Here's some of the ingredients! Straight from the jungles of Floofybit! What? Why are you looking at me like that? I always bring it around with me in case of emergencies."

"You think that's weird to carry around for emergencies?" Gaekol said, pulling an Anduin Eel out of a sack. "Try this, it will be the best seafood you'll have ever had."

[New Treyland]

"I think I know which one you're looking for." Ashtyn hands Hungary a paper with cute writing. "It uses sweet Kandyyd tangerines and a modest helping of milkberries to be both sweet and creamy." He then gives Hungary is small box. "Here's some of the ingredients! Straight from the jungles of Floofybit! What? Why are you looking at me like that? I always bring it around with me in case of emergencies."

"Well, you can never be too prepared," Austria chuckled.
Hungary bit into a milkberry.
"Tastes like if you added 2 cups of sugar to a glass of milk. And it has the texture of straight-up coffee creamer. I'm on board," said Hungary. Austria took one too.
"Hungary's right." said Austria. "These are good."
"Hey, is it true your nation's chocolate company was sold?" said Hungary, sadly. "I loved their chocolate, but it's not just the same."