Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[The Astral Mandate]

"Another bottle of Guinness, please. Also, do you have Yahtzee in the lounge? If you don't, that's a tragedy on par with human trafficking."


"Bit of an exaggeration, but you get what I mean."

"And haskap wine! You have to have haskap wine! And Yahtzee, too."

The Astrealite turned to Irelandball.

"Well, how are things in New Treyland? I hear it's a nice time of year there."

[Floofybit]

"Another bottle of Guinness, please. Also, do you have Yahtzee in the lounge? If you don't, that's a tragedy on par with human trafficking."


"Bit of an exaggeration, but you get what I mean."

Ashtyn woke up hearing the lounge being brought up. Ashtyn searched the drawers discreetly. He then walked back towards the counter playing with a bag of dice in his paw.

[New Treyland]

"And haskap wine! You have to have haskap wine! And Yahtzee, too."

The Astrealite turned to Irelandball.

"Well, how are things in New Treyland? I hear it's a nice time of year there."

"It sure is! Springtime's one of the only times of year where mangoes can actually grow well! And a Treylandian springtime mango's rare, you know. Extra sweet too. I betcha a farmer could do a better job than the Treylandian Ministry of Agriculture!"

"Another bottle of Guinness, please. Also, do you have Yahtzee in the lounge? If you don't, that's a tragedy on par with human trafficking."


"Bit of an exaggeration, but you get what I mean."

Ashtyn woke up hearing the lounge being brought up. Ashtyn searched the drawers discreetly. He then walked back towards the counter playing with a bag of dice in his paw.

"Well, gotta go. Hey, if you want to see New Treyland some time, I've got a good house in northern Bedston. Catch you around!"

"Never played a 2-player game of Yahtzee with a sentient doggo before. First time for everything."

[Ardchu]

"And haskap wine! You have to have haskap wine! And Yahtzee, too."

The Astrealite turned to Irelandball.

"Well, how are things in New Treyland? I hear it's a nice time of year there."

"It sure is! Springtime's one of the only times of year where mangoes can actually grow well! And a Treylandian springtime mango's rare, you know. Extra sweet too. I betcha a farmer could do a better job than the Treylandian Ministry of Agriculture!"

Ashtyn woke up hearing the lounge being brought up. Ashtyn searched the drawers discreetly. He then walked back towards the counter playing with a bag of dice in his paw.

"Well, gotta go. Hey, if you want to see New Treyland some time, I've got a good house in northern Bedston. Catch you around!"

"Never played a 2-player game of Yahtzee with a sentient doggo before. First time for everything."

Gaekol heard that remark about sentient dogs. All dogs are sentient. Stupid ball. Grrrrr. He took another swig of his drink. He didn't feel anything reach his lips. Damn. He ordered another drink, and waited.

[Creatures known as cryptids]

Mothman sneaks in and quickly scans for cameras, after that he decides to take a seat, "May i have the sweetest whine you got" he asks in a trembling voice. He then proceeds to read a book called "Cryptozoology for beginners" as he waits.

[Floofybit]

Mothman sneaks in and quickly scans for cameras, after that he decides to take a seat, "May i have the sweetest whine you got" he asks in a trembling voice. He then proceeds to read a book called "Cryptozoology for beginners" as he waits.

"Ooh" the small fox creature said. "Am I in that?"

[Creatures known as cryptids]

Mothman sneaks in and quickly scans for cameras, after that he decides to take a seat, "May i have the sweetest whine you got" he asks in a trembling voice. He then proceeds to read a book called "Cryptozoology for beginners" as he waits.

"Ooh" the small fox creature said. "Am I in that?"

"Woah!!, you spooked me, anyways i don't know yet, i haven't read all of it. I'm just looking if we got "all cryptids" in our organization, but hey i did not come here to be boring."

[Low bloods]

"Ooh" the small fox creature said. "Am I in that?"

"Woah!!, you spooked me, anyways i don't know yet, i haven't read all of it. I'm just looking if we got "all cryptids" in our organization, but hey i did not come here to be boring."

As some time passed a glass appeared by the creature filled with wine. It wasn't crafted by anyone it seemed but it was exactly what was asked for.

[Mindhart]

The protogen jumped. "No, no! Sorry! I've just never seen an... Ah... 'Bear' before. Sorry! My bad." Eyebrows appeared on the visor, scrunched in confusion. "Actually, where am I?"

“Ram’s head saloon. You get drinks here,” Gaekol explained, taking a swig of his drink. This… thing was really getting on his nerves.

The protogen 'blinked'- and suddenly, a sound could be heard, as the screen that seemed to be its face turned blue for several seconds, various noises could be heard from Its mechanical parts as its body seemingly changed, producing a loading screen, before reverting to normal. "So, It's a spacetime pocket that is improbably stable, with a working society and currency? Interesting."

[The Apostles Fields]

Steve sipping some coffee, reaches into his bag of random nick-nacks grabs a BFG(big freaking gun). "Anybody wants this cool weapon i found, its the only thing i can do after my species slaughtered and tortured quazillions.. if not more"

[Mindhart]

Steve sipping some coffee, reaches into his bag of random nick-nacks grabs a BFG(big freaking gun). "Anybody wants this cool weapon i found, its the only thing i can do after my species slaughtered and tortured quazillions.. if not more"

The protogen's eyes glowed brighter. "OOOH! Sounds like My species' creators! Anyways, can I have the gun?" The protogen's face display changed to what could only be described as Puppy dog eyes. "Pleaaassee?"

[Floofybit]

Steve sipping some coffee, reaches into his bag of random nick-nacks grabs a BFG(big freaking gun). "Anybody wants this cool weapon i found, its the only thing i can do after my species slaughtered and tortured quazillions.. if not more"

The protogen's eyes glowed brighter. "OOOH! Sounds like My species' creators! Anyways, can I have the gun?" The protogen's face display changed to what could only be described as Puppy dog eyes. "Pleaaassee?"

In competition, the anthropomorphic dog stretches his eyes to even larger puppy dog eyes. "I'll gladly take that." He gets on all fours, wagging his tail, panting cutely, nudging his head on Steve.

[The Merry-Men]

Suddenly, a loud crash could be heard as a very distinguished gentleman in a purple pinstripe suit and theatrical comedy mask came flying through a window, flopping like a ragdoll down on onto the hard floor in the middle of the saloon before slowly pulling himself up, seemingly unscathed despite the violent entrance and brushing off the shattered glass and dust on him, before looking around to where he was as a car could be heard speeding away from the building in the distance.

"Ohhh... it's only 3pm and this is happening already? Eh. Man can adapt." He said, adjusting his top had before walking over to the bar.

"I'll have a double shot of 95% proof spirits. On the rocks.

[Mindhart]

Suddenly, a loud crash could be heard as a very distinguished gentleman in a purple pinstripe suit and theatrical comedy mask came flying through a window, flopping like a ragdoll down on onto the hard floor in the middle of the saloon before slowly pulling himself up, seemingly unscathed despite the violent entrance and brushing off the shattered glass and dust on him, before looking around to where he was as a car could be heard speeding away from the building in the distance.

"Ohhh... it's only 3pm and this is happening already? Eh. Man can adapt." He said, adjusting his top had before walking over to the bar.

"I'll have a double shot of 95% proof spirits. On the rocks.

At this point, The protogen grabbed the gun and then bounced over to the man. "Hello, sir! Do you want a gun? How are you? Who are you?"

[The Merry-Men]

Suddenly, a loud crash could be heard as a very distinguished gentleman in a purple pinstripe suit and theatrical comedy mask came flying through a window, flopping like a ragdoll down on onto the hard floor in the middle of the saloon before slowly pulling himself up, seemingly unscathed despite the violent entrance and brushing off the shattered glass and dust on him, before looking around to where he was as a car could be heard speeding away from the building in the distance.

"Ohhh... it's only 3pm and this is happening already? Eh. Man can adapt." He said, adjusting his top had before walking over to the bar.

"I'll have a double shot of 95% proof spirits. On the rocks.

At this point, The protogen grabbed the gun and then bounced over to the man. "Hello, sir! Do you want a gun? How are you? Who are you?"

He would slowly turn around to the protogen, looking him in the eye through his mask.

"Hello, I'm Fred. I honestly forgot the last ten minutes, but yes. What make's the gun and how much of a pretty penny does it cost?"

[Mindhart]

At this point, The protogen grabbed the gun and then bounced over to the man. "Hello, sir! Do you want a gun? How are you? Who are you?"

He would slowly turn around to the protogen, looking him in the eye through his mask.

"Hello, I'm Fred. I honestly forgot the last ten minutes, but yes. What make's the gun and how much of a pretty penny does it cost?"

The protogen displayed a smile." I dunno, I took it from that guy who said 'who wants a free gun 'cause my nation does slavery and murder?' And then I stole it, so..." the protogen began to make a whirring noise, and it's screen displayed a loading wheel. "Do you have a charger? perhaps some RAMen? I can print out some money for you to pay me but-" The protogen shakes it's head violently, "Oh, right, that's not how your 'money' works!"

[Floofybit]

He would slowly turn around to the protogen, looking him in the eye through his mask.

"Hello, I'm Fred. I honestly forgot the last ten minutes, but yes. What make's the gun and how much of a pretty penny does it cost?"

The protogen displayed a smile." I dunno, I took it from that guy who said 'who wants a free gun 'cause my nation does slavery and murder?' And then I stole it, so..." the protogen began to make a whirring noise, and it's screen displayed a loading wheel. "Do you have a charger? perhaps some RAMen? I can print out some money for you to pay me but-" The protogen shakes it's head violently, "Oh, right, that's not how your 'money' works!"

The fox-dog looked at the protogen in annoyance. He snatched the gun and darted away. He made sure to drop a charger in its spot. He's not that heartless.

"You'll have to come and take it if you want it back."

He started tinkering with it, trying to jam the gun

[The Apostles Fields]

The protogen displayed a smile." I dunno, I took it from that guy who said 'who wants a free gun 'cause my nation does slavery and murder?' And then I stole it, so..." the protogen began to make a whirring noise, and it's screen displayed a loading wheel. "Do you have a charger? perhaps some RAMen? I can print out some money for you to pay me but-" The protogen shakes it's head violently, "Oh, right, that's not how your 'money' works!"

The fox-dog looked at the protogen in annoyance. He snatched the gun and darted away. He made sure to drop a charger in its spot. He's not that heartless.

"You'll have to come and take it if you want it back."

He started tinkering with it, trying to jam the gun

"Steve looks over, "Hey im no expert on anything but i think that stealing is bad? perhaps give that thingy back?"
he then continues to look through his bag and finds a shiny thing, which he stares at for a bit.

[Floofybit]

The fox-dog looked at the protogen in annoyance. He snatched the gun and darted away. He made sure to drop a charger in its spot. He's not that heartless.

"You'll have to come and take it if you want it back."

He started tinkering with it, trying to jam the gun

"Steve looks over, "Hey im no expert on anything but i think that stealing is bad? perhaps give that thingy back?"
he then continues to look through his bag and finds a shiny thing, which he stares at for a bit.

"Yeah, I guess so. Just taking a look."

He gives it back but the gun needs a bit of work to make it fire again

[The Merry-Men]

He would slowly turn around to the protogen, looking him in the eye through his mask.

"Hello, I'm Fred. I honestly forgot the last ten minutes, but yes. What make's the gun and how much of a pretty penny does it cost?"

The protogen displayed a smile." I dunno, I took it from that guy who said 'who wants a free gun 'cause my nation does slavery and murder?' And then I stole it, so..." the protogen began to make a whirring noise, and it's screen displayed a loading wheel. "Do you have a charger? perhaps some RAMen? I can print out some money for you to pay me but-" The protogen shakes it's head violently, "Oh, right, that's not how your 'money' works!"

"Oh, quiet, you. Merrycoin is an efficient system, and if you give me a little time, I can explain to you how it all works... and I have a card for this." He said, pulling out a shiny purple card with the Cheshire smile on it. "Got a scanner on that thing?"

However, as the events unfolded in front of him, he looked over, beginning to seem slightly frustrated at the sights he was seeing.

"What the hell is he doing with that gun? Hey you! I was going to buy that, you technicolour mutt!" He yelled out to him. "You're not going to bloody yiff it, are ya!?"

He then tried to compose himself, taking a deep breath as he looked back over to the protogen. 'If you can get that gat out of his hands and into mine, I'll do you 60 Merrycoin. At the rate of $12,000 NSD to 1ℳ, it's an easy profit for you. What do ya say?"

[Mindhart]

The protogen displayed a smile." I dunno, I took it from that guy who said 'who wants a free gun 'cause my nation does slavery and murder?' And then I stole it, so..." the protogen began to make a whirring noise, and it's screen displayed a loading wheel. "Do you have a charger? perhaps some RAMen? I can print out some money for you to pay me but-" The protogen shakes it's head violently, "Oh, right, that's not how your 'money' works!"

"Oh, quiet, you. Merrycoin is an efficient system, and if you give me a little time, I can explain to you how it all works... and I have a card for this." He said, pulling out a shiny purple card with the Cheshire smile on it. "Got a scanner on that thing?"

However, as the events unfolded in front of him, he looked over, beginning to seem slightly frustrated at the sights he was seeing.

"What the hell is he doing with that gun? Hey you! I was going to buy that, you technicolour mutt!" He yelled out to him. "You're not going to bloody yiff it, are ya!?"

He then tried to compose himself, taking a deep breath as he looked back over to the protogen. 'If you can get that gat out of his hands and into mine, I'll do you 60 Merrycoin. At the rate of $12,000 NSD to 1ℳ, it's an easy profit for you. What do ya say?"

"It's a done deal!" The protogen chirruped, and in one swift movement, they grabbed the gun, and delivered it to the man. "Done~"

[New Treyland]

"Well, I better get going," said the Irelandball, clearly disturbed.

"Hey, look out for my friend Hungary and his buddy Austria. He'll be looking out for pastries."

[The Merry-Men]

"Oh, quiet, you. Merrycoin is an efficient system, and if you give me a little time, I can explain to you how it all works... and I have a card for this." He said, pulling out a shiny purple card with the Cheshire smile on it. "Got a scanner on that thing?"

However, as the events unfolded in front of him, he looked over, beginning to seem slightly frustrated at the sights he was seeing.

"What the hell is he doing with that gun? Hey you! I was going to buy that, you technicolour mutt!" He yelled out to him. "You're not going to bloody yiff it, are ya!?"

He then tried to compose himself, taking a deep breath as he looked back over to the protogen. 'If you can get that gat out of his hands and into mine, I'll do you 60 Merrycoin. At the rate of $12,000 NSD to 1ℳ, it's an easy profit for you. What do ya say?"

"It's a done deal!" The protogen chirruped, and in one swift movement, they grabbed the gun, and delivered it to the man. "Done~"

"Aha... thank ye,good sir!" He said, holding the firearm in his hands with joy as he would lean over to wave his Merrycoin card in front of his face or wherever he though there'd be a sensor. "Er... is they anywhere I can scan a card? Or do you want me to just give details and have it put straight into the account?"

[Mindhart]

"So how's everyone doing? Car insurance too high?"

[New Treyland]

An Austriaball walks in, with a fedora. Hungaryball stumbles in.

"Tell me about it. I can't afford a Central African Republicball, and that's on a Europol agent salary!" Austriaball says.
"And I can't buy any more croissants!"
"You spent all your salary on them, Hungary."