Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Low bloods]

It has been a few hours since Marcus has initially passed out. Partialy because the writer finished his game of Overwatch and his work, so now is the time for some RP. Wait, what?

Anyway, back to the normal program...

Ahh, woooo! That's ONE strong liquor you got there! I got knocked out big time!
- Foresittend Marcus Alan Arielian Maximillian Swifty Felix Prometheus Vt. Lynx Artyom Haydn Reynolds

"It's a trademark, though I can only make it once a month. It's like a little bit of everything, and two different kinds of moonshine." Vixen chuckles "It's a pain to make that stuff.

[The South Falls]

May sat and listened. She petted the Cholatos in one of her pockets, finding these two things made her calm. "Hands on? Sounds just a little... dastardly, does it not?" She laughed, and said. "Progreso? Who was running that cartel?"

"Oh, you know, the usual. Self pretentious, rich-boy Pablo Escobar wannabes who think they're high and mighty because they shot a few guys and gave the other one a Glasgow smile. Anyways, we're tailing this low-life mafia puto for an hour, when stops by this corner store in the hooligan district, but before he can go in, Fernando says 'Well, amigo, we better nab this guy faster than a rabbit in heat on a heated pillow!" And I really couldnt've agreed more at that moment."
Jose said, chuckling a little.
"So then I get out, pull out a 2x4 from the car boot and start pummeling this poor pendejo like a pinata!" He said, standing up and pretending to wave around an invisible club.

May chuckled "You beat a man with a 2x4? That seems excessive. What is a glasgow smile, anyway? Some kind of knife trick? We don't have the mafia, or that much crime, anyway, so I don't really know." She sat down and continued to listen.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Oh, you know, the usual. Self pretentious, rich-boy Pablo Escobar wannabes who think they're high and mighty because they shot a few guys and gave the other one a Glasgow smile. Anyways, we're tailing this low-life mafia puto for an hour, when stops by this corner store in the hooligan district, but before he can go in, Fernando says 'Well, amigo, we better nab this guy faster than a rabbit in heat on a heated pillow!" And I really couldnt've agreed more at that moment."
Jose said, chuckling a little.
"So then I get out, pull out a 2x4 from the car boot and start pummeling this poor pendejo like a pinata!" He said, standing up and pretending to wave around an invisible club.

May chuckled "You beat a man with a 2x4? That seems excessive. What is a glasgow smile, anyway? Some kind of knife trick? We don't have the mafia, or that much crime, anyway, so I don't really know." She sat down and continued to listen.

"Well, it was neccesary. Amigo was being hunted by the government for human trafficking. Actually, more accurately it was Sangrelfa trafficking. Justice can be a bitch sometimes in people's eyes, but we're not really justice, we were just in it for the money." Jose half-laughed. "Also, if you're wondering what a Glasgow Smile is, it's basically cutting the corners of some guy's mouth to his cheek. Something like the Joker or Jeff the Killer."

"Man, Jeff the Killer... haven't heard from that poor bastardo in ages." Fernando mentioned. "Or at least, since my mother who was one of the original Earthlings told me a story about him. Really messed up, but now I realised that the story was pretty mediocre." Fernando chuckled.

[Pax Cybertronian]

A few hours had passed since Megatron last engaged in a conversation in Ram's Head. He was cold and indifferent to Pieter's death, and he decided not to respond to Gikochinai after she left. Megatron would mention to Shockstorm that he left "to resolve a dispute between generals on the Nebulan frontier". After a while, Megatron reserved, wiping energon off of his servos and turned back to Megatron. Finally, he decided to stay at the saloon, and talked to Shockstorm. "I have nothing else to do for a while," Megatron said. "Activate a space bridge. I'm going to the Saloon in person. And when you activate the space bridge, I want you to travel to your assigned planet and conquer it. Am I understood, General?"

With a "Yes, my lord," Shockstorm would go outside the Saloon and construct a miniature space bridge within ten minutes. Soon after, a bright purplish, greenish vortex, which was capable of a few Transformers coming through, would open, and Megatron and Soundwave, who had a sleek, futuristic design, as well as having the ability to have several tentacle-like 'arms' protrude from his back to aid his mobility and combat proficiency in battle, would leave it. Shockstorm would then decide to leave the Saloon and travel to Glaxios to command the Decepticon army there in the battle against the Quintessons.

"Shockstorm has left to annex Glaxois," Megatron explained to no one in particular - seemingly to everyone . "He'll be back once he does as he's told, to put it bluntly. Now, then..." Megatron sat down on a chair next to his minions and activated his datapad. "I have nothing else to do today, hence why I'm here," he said to his Decepticon soldiers - "I'll just observe the wars that we're involved and observe the organics' conversations."

[The South Falls]

May chuckled "You beat a man with a 2x4? That seems excessive. What is a glasgow smile, anyway? Some kind of knife trick? We don't have the mafia, or that much crime, anyway, so I don't really know." She sat down and continued to listen.

"Well, it was neccesary. Amigo was being hunted by the government for human trafficking. Actually, more accurately it was Sangrelfa trafficking. Justice can be a bitch sometimes in people's eyes, but we're not really justice, we were just in it for the money." Jose half-laughed. "Also, if you're wondering what a Glasgow Smile is, it's basically cutting the corners of some guy's mouth to his cheek. Something like the Joker or Jeff the Killer."

"Man, Jeff the Killer... haven't heard from that poor bastardo in ages." Fernando mentioned. "Or at least, since my mother who was one of the original Earthlings told me a story about him. Really messed up, but now I realised that the story was pretty mediocre." Fernando chuckled.

May's smile turned nervous. "Freelance police still doesn't sound like something good, but it was in the past" as he thought about something. "I saw someone try to feel up Clarissa yesterday. Where's that bastard? I need to give him a... sort of telling off. You don't grab up someone like that without their consent." Her eyebrows furrowed.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Well, it was neccesary. Amigo was being hunted by the government for human trafficking. Actually, more accurately it was Sangrelfa trafficking. Justice can be a bitch sometimes in people's eyes, but we're not really justice, we were just in it for the money." Jose half-laughed. "Also, if you're wondering what a Glasgow Smile is, it's basically cutting the corners of some guy's mouth to his cheek. Something like the Joker or Jeff the Killer."

"Man, Jeff the Killer... haven't heard from that poor bastardo in ages." Fernando mentioned. "Or at least, since my mother who was one of the original Earthlings told me a story about him. Really messed up, but now I realised that the story was pretty mediocre." Fernando chuckled.

May's smile turned nervous. "Freelance police still doesn't sound like something good, but it was in the past" as he thought about something. "I saw someone try to feel up Clarissa yesterday. Where's that bastard? I need to give him a... sort of telling off. You don't grab up someone like that without their consent." Her eyebrows furrowed.

"Oh, you mean Juan? He's right here." Jose said, pointing to Juan, who was exhausted from a kick to his stomach. "He's already learnt his lesson, it seems." The three conquistadors chuckled.

"Speaking of feeling up, what's going on with the Queen and that other chick? They have been doing it for four days. Four days. That should not be humanly possible." Faustin brought up. "all this, several fights, many, MANY gruesome and tense moments, and they haven't stopped, been thrown off or anything at all. Dios mio, they could be dead for all we know!"

[The South Falls]

May's smile turned nervous. "Freelance police still doesn't sound like something good, but it was in the past" as he thought about something. "I saw someone try to feel up Clarissa yesterday. Where's that bastard? I need to give him a... sort of telling off. You don't grab up someone like that without their consent." Her eyebrows furrowed.

"Oh, you mean Juan? He's right here." Jose said, pointing to Juan, who was exhausted from a kick to his stomach. "He's already learnt his lesson, it seems." The three conquistadors chuckled.

"Speaking of feeling up, what's going on with the Queen and that other chick? They have been doing it for four days. Four days. That should not be humanly possible." Faustin brought up. "all this, several fights, many, MANY gruesome and tense moments, and they haven't stopped, been thrown off or anything at all. Dios mio, they could be dead for all we know!"

May thought about it. "How the fuck have they been in there for four days? We need to check on them, right now." She armed herself, loading the multitude of weapons she carried in. "Are they nymphomaniacs or something? I can't see you holding that love for this long, in these circumstances. I think I'm going to break in." She strapped her weapons.

[Eien no Yorokobi]

”Hi everyone!” Gikochinai rushed imto room, cheerful as ever. She skipped over to a table and took a seat- then immediately got back up again to wave hello to everyone in sight. ”How is everyone?”

[Planet Illysia]

A child soldier walked in. He wore baggy grey pants tucked under a pair of metal boots, and a sort of raggedy brown ballistic vest placed over a beige top. He had a white scarf around his neck and a green army beret with a little gold logo on it. He had a sort of backpack with a blanket with it, and he carried what appeared to be some futuristic fusion between an AK-47 and a Dragonov with a big machine-gun sling, with an old ring bayonet welded onto it. While his age suggested little battle experience his raggedy appearance, x-shaped scar on the bridge of his nose, and war paint suggested he was a fierce warrior who entered his practice at a dangerously young age.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Oh, you mean Juan? He's right here." Jose said, pointing to Juan, who was exhausted from a kick to his stomach. "He's already learnt his lesson, it seems." The three conquistadors chuckled.

"Speaking of feeling up, what's going on with the Queen and that other chick? They have been doing it for four days. Four days. That should not be humanly possible." Faustin brought up. "all this, several fights, many, MANY gruesome and tense moments, and they haven't stopped, been thrown off or anything at all. Dios mio, they could be dead for all we know!"

May thought about it. "How the fuck have they been in there for four days? We need to check on them, right now." She armed herself, loading the multitude of weapons she carried in. "Are they nymphomaniacs or something? I can't see you holding that love for this long, in these circumstances. I think I'm going to break in." She strapped her weapons.

"Hold on, hombre, I got this. No need to bust in on them while they're doing their thing." Carlos said, picking up his musket and dialing a number on his smartwatch. "I know a nina. She's got permits to intrude on her ground. Plus, exclusive x-ray technologies that she can use without looking like a pervert." He said as he talked into his wrist. "¿Hola? Sabrina. Soy yo, Carlos. Tenemos otra situación con la Reina otra vez. Sí, una sucia, otra vez. Te necesitamos aquí, con urgencia. Encima." He relayed as suddently, through a teleportation device, a young girl in conquistador armor teleported in suddenly.

"What's going on now, por el amor de Dios?" She sighed as she walked up to Carlos.

"The Queen and some other chick have been getting it on for four days. We don't know what's been going on, and we fear something might have happened." Jose stated as Sabrina started bursting into laughter.

"*chortle* F-four days, hm? God, that's gotta be a record. Hold on, let me just intrude on this first before any comfirmation." Sabrina said as he stared into the bathroom door with an X-ray visor activated.

[The South Falls]

”Hi everyone!” Gikochinai rushed imto room, cheerful as ever. She skipped over to a table and took a seat- then immediately got back up again to wave hello to everyone in sight. ”How is everyone?”

Before May battered down the bathroom doors, she strode over to Giko. Without sitting, she addressed her. "Hello, Gikochinai." She developed a sheepish look, and scratched her neck. "Sorry about last night. I... lost control, would you say."

[New Castillan Empire]

A child soldier walked in. He wore baggy grey pants tucked under a pair of metal boots, and a sort of raggedy brown ballistic vest placed over a beige top. He had a white scarf around his neck and a green army beret with a little gold logo on it. He had a sort of backpack with a blanket with it, and he carried what appeared to be some futuristic fusion between an AK-47 and a Dragonov with a big machine-gun sling, with an old ring bayonet welded onto it. While his age suggested little battle experience his raggedy appearance, x-shaped scar on the bridge of his nose, and war paint suggested he was a fierce warrior who entered his practice at a dangerously young age.

"Damn, that is just a sad display... child soldiers, eh? Wow. It reminds me too much of the Ryk." Jaul said, his hand over his Fantasma face.

[Planet Illysia]

The child soldier stared at Jaul with a perhaps soulless look before finding a seat in which he was relatively secluded. It was clear his service as a soldier costed him vital emotional development.

[Eien no Yorokobi]

”It’s fine! We all do sometimes!” Gikochinai continued to smile. She certainly knew how it felt to have irresistible impulses, although she was mostly able to control such things now. ”I hope you’re ok now!”

She then noticed the child soldier. Not wanting to cause herself more trouble at the moment, she quickly waved hello and smiled. He didn’t seem very happy- much to her own relief. She then turned back to May again.

[New Castillan Empire]

The child soldier stared at Jaul with a perhaps soulless look before finding a seat in which he was relatively secluded. It was clear his service as a soldier costed him vital emotional development.

"OK, keep it together, Jaul, he's probably just some kid with a toy gun. Si, that's it, just an ordinary child, dressed VERY convincingly ass a commando, maybe even some type of Rambo..." Jaul murmured to himself before turning to the child.

"So, um... hey, kid! What's up with the gun?" Jaul said to him in a sotto tone.

[The South Falls]

”It’s fine! We all do sometimes!” Gikochinai continued to smile. She certainly knew how it felt to have irresistible impulses, although she was mostly able to control such things now. ”I hope you’re ok now!”

She then noticed the child soldier. Not wanting to cause herself more trouble at the moment, she quickly waved hello and smiled. He didn’t seem very happy- much to her own relief. She then turned back to May again.

May remembered last night, the psionic attack, the brutal beatings, stabbings, and murder. She'd bit the man, drained him of his blood, before dropping him to the ground. She pushed it out of her mind. It was done. "Well, I'm fine. Washed the blood out of my suit, and the few cuts I had were sealed. How are you?" She turned to the child soldier, but abated as he was talking to Jaul.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Jesus, this is just... just... wow." Sabrina exclaimed under her breath as she viewed through the X-Ray vision into the women's bathroom.

[The South Falls]

"Jesus, this is just... just... wow." Sabrina exclaimed under her breath as she viewed through the X-Ray vision into the women's bathroom.

Akas walked over to her "What's happening there?" She asked in her comically high voice.

[Eien no Yorokobi]

Gikochinai hadn’t witnessed the event itself...only the aftermath. Even that had been enough to cause her issues. She tried not to focus on that. It was over now. Moving forward was often a good idea. Staying stuck in the past would often just lead to needless problems, or so she saw it. ”I’m fine! I just played a lot of games and did other things! Oh! And ruled the country! That’s pretty important too! But it’s fun being here! Though it’s pretty extreme sometimes! But that’s ok! I still like it here! And I like you too!”

[New Castillan Empire]

"Jesus, this is just... just... wow." Sabrina exclaimed under her breath as she viewed through the X-Ray vision into the women's bathroom.

Akas walked over to her "What's happening there?" She asked in her comically high voice.

"Don't worry, it's nothing violent. It's just Marhis and Celaeno. Just sleeping. Naked. And there's fluids everywhere. Nothing gory or anything, just fluids. Lots of fluids. And bottles and syringes, too. I'm going to get my ass booted by the greater gods if I go into anymore detail, but it's clearly a very relieving and at the same time disturbing sight. I even have a monitor on my wrist that can relay this... pleasing sight... to you, if you need it." Sabrina explained.

[Planet Illysia]

The child soldier stared at Jaul with a perhaps soulless look before finding a seat in which he was relatively secluded. It was clear his service as a soldier costed him vital emotional development.

"OK, keep it together, Jaul, he's probably just some kid with a toy gun. Si, that's it, just an ordinary child, dressed VERY convincingly ass a commando, maybe even some type of Rambo..." Jaul murmured to himself before turning to the child.

"So, um... hey, kid! What's up with the gun?" Jaul said to him in a sotto tone.

He stared for a brief moment at Jaul, then at his gun. He held up the gun and pointed at it, then to himself.

[New Castillan Empire]

"OK, keep it together, Jaul, he's probably just some kid with a toy gun. Si, that's it, just an ordinary child, dressed VERY convincingly ass a commando, maybe even some type of Rambo..." Jaul murmured to himself before turning to the child.

"So, um... hey, kid! What's up with the gun?" Jaul said to him in a sotto tone.

He stared for a brief moment at Jaul, then at his gun. He held up the gun and pointed at it, then to himself.

"I'm guessing you're trying to say the gun is yours. So... um... the gun was given to you, huh? Or, like, mmm, err.... You have, uhh..." Jaul said, making himself look stupid. "Be a bit less vague, amigo. Like, where did you get it from and why did you have it? You seem way, way to young to have that sort of thing on you!" Jaul stated to the child.

[The South Falls]

Akas walked over to her "What's happening there?" She asked in her comically high voice.

"Don't worry, it's nothing violent. It's just Marhis and Celaeno. Just sleeping. Naked. And there's fluids everywhere. Nothing gory or anything, just fluids. Lots of fluids. And bottles and syringes, too. I'm going to get my ass booted by the greater gods if I go into anymore detail, but it's clearly a very relieving and at the same time disturbing sight. I even have a monitor on my wrist that can relay this... pleasing sight... to you, if you need it." Sabrina explained.

Akas took a paper out of her pocket. "She needs to leave soon. Her leave is up in a week, and if she stays too long, they consider it desertion." She handed Sabrina the leave notice. "Anyway, what's your name?" She asked, trying to make small talk.

[The South Falls]

Gikochinai hadn’t witnessed the event itself...only the aftermath. Even that had been enough to cause her issues. She tried not to focus on that. It was over now. Moving forward was often a good idea. Staying stuck in the past would often just lead to needless problems, or so she saw it. ”I’m fine! I just played a lot of games and did other things! Oh! And ruled the country! That’s pretty important too! But it’s fun being here! Though it’s pretty extreme sometimes! But that’s ok! I still like it here! And I like you too!”

May brightened a little bit, and her smile widened. There were other things in this life than sadness and pain, and Gikochinai was helping her see that. Her face still hurt, but the Castilians had fixed her up well. "Aw, Giko. Do you mind if I call you that? I like you too, you're so bright, and happy, and make the world shine. I love you!" She went in for a hug.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Don't worry, it's nothing violent. It's just Marhis and Celaeno. Just sleeping. Naked. And there's fluids everywhere. Nothing gory or anything, just fluids. Lots of fluids. And bottles and syringes, too. I'm going to get my ass booted by the greater gods if I go into anymore detail, but it's clearly a very relieving and at the same time disturbing sight. I even have a monitor on my wrist that can relay this... pleasing sight... to you, if you need it." Sabrina explained.

Akas took a paper out of her pocket. "She needs to leave soon. Her leave is up in a week, and if she stays too long, they consider it desertion." She handed Sabrina the leave notice. "Anyway, what's your name?" She asked, trying to make small talk.

"Sabrina Alexandra Velázquez of the 2nd Nueva Venezuelan Women's Infantry Corps." Sabrina said, taking the leave notice and sliding it under the bathroom floor with discreteness. "Obliged to serve my empire and Queen with honor. Also, just to get it out of the way, I am also the big sister of Juan here." She said, Jose chuckling a little as Juan turned to her, still seated.

"Si. You are a good big sister, no!?" Juan mention as Sabrina rolled her eyes and sighed, because let's just say first things first she didn't treat her little bro like any other big sister would, and Juan isn't the most discrete.