Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[The South Falls]

May glared right back at him. Who was he, to rebuke her like that? "Ah. Alright. You just stay in the wings over there, and sneer at what you need. Just because you're noble, you don't have to do jackshit. I see it." She sneered back at him. "Worried you're going to get yourself hurt? Ha, haha." She laughed, sarcastically.

"Oh please, little girl, I crushed you in three hits and overwhelmed you in one. You should learn to recognize your superiors. I'm higher by default because of my blood but your weakness widens the gap further and further!"

Noel crossed his arms again and chuckled.

May began to laugh herself. "I have to hand it to you. You really... really want a fight, don't you? Still trying to kill me, eh? Anyway, we're not measured on the same scale "by blood"." She lit a cigarette and blew the smoke in his face. "Smell it. It smells like bitterness, does it not?"

[Teutonican Empire]

"Oh please, little girl, I crushed you in three hits and overwhelmed you in one. You should learn to recognize your superiors. I'm higher by default because of my blood but your weakness widens the gap further and further!"

Noel crossed his arms again and chuckled.

May began to laugh herself. "I have to hand it to you. You really... really want a fight, don't you? Still trying to kill me, eh? Anyway, we're not measured on the same scale "by blood"." She lit a cigarette and blew the smoke in his face. "Smell it. It smells like bitterness, does it not?"

He was frankly unamused.

"It smells like you're off your pills."

He'd chuckle and his guards would too.

"By the way, you are no longer a challenge to me. I have no particular interest in fighting you because I'd fall asleep."

[The South Falls]

May began to laugh herself. "I have to hand it to you. You really... really want a fight, don't you? Still trying to kill me, eh? Anyway, we're not measured on the same scale "by blood"." She lit a cigarette and blew the smoke in his face. "Smell it. It smells like bitterness, does it not?"

He was frankly unamused.

"It smells like you're off your pills."

He'd chuckle and his guards would too.

"By the way, you are no longer a challenge to me. I have no particular interest in fighting you because I'd fall asleep."

May erupted in fake laughter. "Ah. Hahahaha! You're so funny." She then rolled her eyes.

"It does, really? I didn't know you could smell anger. Wow."

May got up, extinguished her cigarette on the table, and lit another one.

"Bye, Lord Ass." A man or two chuckled in the South Fallsian line, as May walked to the bar.

[Teutonican Empire]

Noel grinned, clearly enjoying both the anger he inflicted on May and perhaps his victory in the argument. He uncrossed his arms.

"I can't smell anger but I can feel her Terran woman hormones from a mile away." Noel said to his guards as May took a seat at the bar.

"Hahahaha, that's funny, boss!" said Noel's right-hand guard.

"Shouldn't be, you're a woman."

"Eh, but it's true. Terran girls, am I ri-" said Noel's left-hand guard before being interrupted by Noel.

"Okay, shut it, I get the point!"

[The South Falls]

Noel grinned, clearly enjoying both the anger he inflicted on May and perhaps his victory in the argument. He uncrossed his arms.

"I can't smell anger but I can feel her Terran woman hormones from a mile away." Noel said to his guards as May took a seat at the bar.

"Hahahaha, that's funny, boss!" said Noel's right-hand guard.

"Shouldn't be, you're a woman."

"Eh, but it's true. Terran girls, am I ri-" said Noel's left-hand guard before being interrupted by Noel.

"Okay, shut it, I get the point!"

May's eyes burned red. "Alright, alright, ha." She turned towards the right-hand guard. "You seriously think that's funny? What has he done to you, you're like a bunch of drones! Doesn't look like you can think for yourselves, Noel provides all your damn entertainment." She shook her head, and chugged her beer.

[Teutonican Empire]

May's eyes burned red. "Alright, alright, ha." She turned towards the right-hand guard. "You seriously think that's funny? What has he done to you, you're like a bunch of drones! Doesn't look like you can think for yourselves, Noel provides all your damn entertainment." She shook her head, and chugged her beer.

The guards just snickered and Noel grinned. "I'm a good entertainer, aren't I?" Noel said, shrugging. "Figured I should introduce you to my elite guard. Do your thing, whatever, just make it quick..." Noel looked away and groaned.

"Yes, sir!" Both guards said in unison. Suddenly, the guards flipped high up in the air and landed in front of Noel and struck dramatic action poses.

"We are... the Red Force Guard!" said both guards in unison.

"Undefeated and glorious!" said the left-hand guard, who was a tall, burly mint-green-blue Teutonican with a frizzy head of long green tentacle hair.

"Valiant and victorious!" said the right-hand guard, who was a female Teutonican of pretty average stature. She had obsidian colored skin, and her red hair-tentacles were webbed like the tentacles of a Vampire Squid, giving her a sort of cutesy bob haircut.

"I am the Marquis' left-hand guard, the unstoppable Enzo!"

"I am the right-hand guard of Lord Noel himself, the splendorous Adele!"

[Low bloods]

The knight walks in and takes a seat and let's out a sigh.

For the moment people were active, but only a short burst of time.

[Low bloods]

May's eyes burned red. "Alright, alright, ha." She turned towards the right-hand guard. "You seriously think that's funny? What has he done to you, you're like a bunch of drones! Doesn't look like you can think for yourselves, Noel provides all your damn entertainment." She shook her head, and chugged her beer.

The guards just snickered and Noel grinned. "I'm a good entertainer, aren't I?" Noel said, shrugging. "Figured I should introduce you to my elite guard. Do your thing, whatever, just make it quick..." Noel looked away and groaned.

"Yes, sir!" Both guards said in unison. Suddenly, the guards flipped high up in the air and landed in front of Noel and struck dramatic action poses.

"We are... the Red Force Guard!" said both guards in unison.

"Undefeated and glorious!" said the left-hand guard, who was a tall, burly mint-green-blue Teutonican with a frizzy head of long green tentacle hair.

"Valiant and victorious!" said the right-hand guard, who was a female Teutonican of pretty average stature. She had obsidian colored skin, and her red hair-tentacles were webbed like the tentacles of a Vampire Squid, giving her a sort of cutesy bob haircut.

"I am the Marquis' left-hand guard, the unstoppable Enzo!"

"I am the right-hand guard of Lord Noel himself, the splendorous Adele!"

(I was expecting starwars, but mockingly though Ginyu squad.
Then clicked the link to find it's probably the other way around.)

[The South Falls]

May's eyes burned red. "Alright, alright, ha." She turned towards the right-hand guard. "You seriously think that's funny? What has he done to you, you're like a bunch of drones! Doesn't look like you can think for yourselves, Noel provides all your damn entertainment." She shook her head, and chugged her beer.

The guards just snickered and Noel grinned. "I'm a good entertainer, aren't I?" Noel said, shrugging. "Figured I should introduce you to my elite guard. Do your thing, whatever, just make it quick..." Noel looked away and groaned.

"Yes, sir!" Both guards said in unison. Suddenly, the guards flipped high up in the air and landed in front of Noel and struck dramatic action poses.

"We are... the Red Force Guard!" said both guards in unison.

"Undefeated and glorious!" said the left-hand guard, who was a tall, burly mint-green-blue Teutonican with a frizzy head of long green tentacle hair.

"Valiant and victorious!" said the right-hand guard, who was a female Teutonican of pretty average stature. She had obsidian colored skin, and her red hair-tentacles were webbed like the tentacles of a Vampire Squid, giving her a sort of cutesy bob haircut.

"I am the Marquis' left-hand guard, the unstoppable Enzo!"

"I am the right-hand guard of Lord Noel himself, the splendorous Adele!"

May chuckled. That chuckle broke into a full laugh. May found herself rolling on the floor laughing at the performance of the Teutonican troops.

"I didn't know you recruited a gymnastics team. But, I mean, it was rehearsed I guess? At the expense of training, it seems. I have to give you this, though. You all's hair is amazing. Huh. Enzo, and Adele, eh? More normal than Noel. Sounds like Christmas, looks like a funeral." She continued to laugh.

[Teutonican Empire]

May chuckled. That chuckle broke into a full laugh. May found herself rolling on the floor laughing at the performance of the Teutonican troops.

"I didn't know you recruited a gymnastics team. But, I mean, it was rehearsed I guess? At the expense of training, it seems. I have to give you this, though. You all's hair is amazing. Huh. Enzo, and Adele, eh? More normal than Noel. Sounds like Christmas, looks like a funeral." She continued to laugh.

Noel growled, flustered and enraged. "You're named after a month! And I didn't train these two imbeciles to do that! I let them do it because I'm a nice person!"

"She's making fun of us!" said Enzo.

"You've done it now, Terran whore!" said Adele. The two guards activated their blasters and converted to bulk forms like Noel did.

"Enzo, Adele, I'm going to snap your necks and cannibalize your corpses if you even move an inch towards the girl."

"YesbosspleaseforgivemeLordNoel." both guards quickly said before disengaging.

[Valentine Z]

(I have to hit the hay. Good night, everyone! And thanks for the crazy RP we had this evening. )

[The South Falls]

May chuckled. That chuckle broke into a full laugh. May found herself rolling on the floor laughing at the performance of the Teutonican troops.

"I didn't know you recruited a gymnastics team. But, I mean, it was rehearsed I guess? At the expense of training, it seems. I have to give you this, though. You all's hair is amazing. Huh. Enzo, and Adele, eh? More normal than Noel. Sounds like Christmas, looks like a funeral." She continued to laugh.

Noel growled, flustered and enraged. "You're named after a month! And I didn't train these two imbeciles to do that! I let them do it because I'm a nice person!"

"She's making fun of us!" said Enzo.

"You've done it now, Terran whore!" said Adele. The two guards activated their blasters and converted to bulk forms like Noel did.

"Enzo, Adele, I'm going to snap your necks and cannibalize your corpses if you even move an inch towards the girl."

"YesbosspleaseforgivemeLordNoel." both guards quickly said before disengaging.

"You? Nice person? Ha!" She kept rolling on the floor, now out of spite as opposed to genuine laughter. "Oh, Enzo. You've figured it out. I've made fun of you, and you have reacted." She got up but continued to laugh. "We're playing nice, aren't we? Calling me a whore isn't the nicest thing you could do, dearie." The laughing stopped, and she drank her beer. "Well, I guess, thanks, Noel. Putting your soldiers on a leash was the least you could do. Better than normal, I'll say."

[Danceria]

A silver haired gentleman and a rather jolly armoured man with a blazing sun their heads in "I heard that there was fabulous posing-" "And ve vhill not be denied!"
with that, the two exploded onto the scene, striking their own pose

[Teutonican Empire]

"You? Nice person? Ha!" She kept rolling on the floor, now out of spite as opposed to genuine laughter. "Oh, Enzo. You've figured it out. I've made fun of you, and you have reacted." She got up but continued to laugh. "We're playing nice, aren't we? Calling me a whore isn't the nicest thing you could do, dearie." The laughing stopped, and she drank her beer. "Well, I guess, thanks, Noel. Putting your soldiers on a leash was the least you could do. Better than normal, I'll say."

He took on a sort of mock dramatic tone. "Of course I am! When you attacked me, I merely fought my hardest to protect myself! And then you tried to bully little 'ol me into partaking in gang warfare...how cruel of you, May, and now you bully my innocent friends."

He grinned. It seemed his earlier anger was all an act. His face became one of borderline psychopathic intent to kill, a cold, soulless smile.

"Now, do be quite grateful, because I tend not to be so generous with mercy."

[Frievolk]

"Do we butt in with the 'alright, break it up' yet?" Johann mumbled at the Knight

[The South Falls]

"You? Nice person? Ha!" She kept rolling on the floor, now out of spite as opposed to genuine laughter. "Oh, Enzo. You've figured it out. I've made fun of you, and you have reacted." She got up but continued to laugh. "We're playing nice, aren't we? Calling me a whore isn't the nicest thing you could do, dearie." The laughing stopped, and she drank her beer. "Well, I guess, thanks, Noel. Putting your soldiers on a leash was the least you could do. Better than normal, I'll say."

He took on a sort of mock dramatic tone. "Of course I am! When you attacked me, I merely fought my hardest to protect myself! And then you tried to bully little 'ol me into partaking in gang warfare...how cruel of you, May, and now you bully my innocent friends."

He grinned. It seemed his earlier anger was all an act. His face became one of borderline psychopathic intent to kill, a cold, soulless smile.

"Now, do be quite grateful, because I tend not to be so generous with mercy."

May grinned herself, exposing her fangs to the air. "Oh no, must I bow? Should I curtsy? Beg on my knees for your goddamned mercy?" May scoffed. "Man, sometimes I wonder if you ever have friends. And no, I don't count your guards. They're more like subservient slaves to you, no?" She drank the last of her beer and put her still-burning cigarette back in her mouth.

[Teutonican Empire]

May grinned herself, exposing her fangs to the air. "Oh no, must I bow? Should I curtsy? Beg on my knees for your goddamned mercy?" May scoffed. "Man, sometimes I wonder if you ever have friends. And no, I don't count your guards. They're more like subservient slaves to you, no?" She drank the last of her beer and put her still-burning cigarette back in her mouth.

He'd shrug and give a little chuckle. "Me? Friends with these two? They're barely even guards to me -- as I'm far stronger than them both; I'm practically their babysitter."

"B-boss! You don't actually mean that, do you?" said Enzo.

"Of course I do." He'd chuckle and look back at May. "Well, I find myself falling asleep listening to your weak attempts at sass because all you tend to be able to come up with is basic children's drivel. Evidently, the art of words is beyond you but you can at least fight well enough that I don't slay you in the first hit -- bravo! I have to congratulate you on that. Unfortunately my guards disappoint me at the moment, so why don't you humor me and let's see if they can defeat you outside?"

[The South Falls]

May grinned herself, exposing her fangs to the air. "Oh no, must I bow? Should I curtsy? Beg on my knees for your goddamned mercy?" May scoffed. "Man, sometimes I wonder if you ever have friends. And no, I don't count your guards. They're more like subservient slaves to you, no?" She drank the last of her beer and put her still-burning cigarette back in her mouth.

He'd shrug and give a little chuckle. "Me? Friends with these two? They're barely even guards to me -- as I'm far stronger than them both; I'm practically their babysitter."

"B-boss! You don't actually mean that, do you?" said Enzo.

"Of course I do." He'd chuckle and look back at May. "Well, I find myself falling asleep listening to your weak attempts at sass because all you tend to be able to come up with is basic children's drivel. Evidently, the art of words is beyond you but you can at least fight well enough that I don't slay you in the first hit -- bravo! I have to congratulate you on that. Unfortunately my guards disappoint me at the moment, so why don't you humor me and let's see if they can defeat you outside?"

May sat in her chair and crossed her legs. "I've reserved my right to say no thus far, and I'll exercise it. My skin is still healing on to this cyborg skeleton, and I'll give it time before it gets singed off by lasers. And mind you, I have no problem with that. If I'm still here, you can call on me next week. But, currently, it's doctor's orders, comrade. And, anyway, my sass is not normally practiced. I'd have thought you needed a bottle to sleep, but people are different." She took a long drag on her cigarette.

[Teutonican Empire]

May sat in her chair and crossed her legs. "I've reserved my right to say no thus far, and I'll exercise it. My skin is still healing on to this cyborg skeleton, and I'll give it time before it gets singed off by lasers. And mind you, I have no problem with that. If I'm still here, you can call on me next week. But, currently, it's doctor's orders, comrade. And, anyway, my sass is not normally practiced. I'd have thought you needed a bottle to sleep, but people are different." She took a long drag on her cigarette.

"Oh please, didn't you accuse me of being afraid of pain a few moments ago? Well then, next week it is." He'd cross his arms, and one of his hands seemed to be missing. He'd sigh and start walking towards the bar.

[The South Falls]

May sat in her chair and crossed her legs. "I've reserved my right to say no thus far, and I'll exercise it. My skin is still healing on to this cyborg skeleton, and I'll give it time before it gets singed off by lasers. And mind you, I have no problem with that. If I'm still here, you can call on me next week. But, currently, it's doctor's orders, comrade. And, anyway, my sass is not normally practiced. I'd have thought you needed a bottle to sleep, but people are different." She took a long drag on her cigarette.

"Oh please, didn't you accuse me of being afraid of pain a few moments ago? Well then, next week it is." He'd cross his arms, and one of his hands seemed to be missing. He'd sigh and start walking towards the bar.

"Oh, give me a break." She walked away from Noel.

Meanwhile, Lt. Hardiman walked into the bar. His metal parts were still broken, so he was vibrating with every step, electricity coursing through his body. He walked over to where Noel was sitting, and depressedly lowered himself into the seat outside Enzo.

[Teutonican Empire]

"Oh, give me a break." She walked away from Noel.

Meanwhile, Lt. Hardiman walked into the bar. His metal parts were still broken, so he was vibrating with every step, electricity coursing through his body. He walked over to where Noel was sitting, and depressedly lowered himself into the seat outside Enzo.

"What is your name, Earthling? I am Marquis Noel, Commander of the Teutonican Red Force. And I have a proposition for you."

Noel's guards looked at each other nervously, trying to figure out what their master was up to.

[Low bloods]

Vixen was testing out a few drinks he had randomly strung together with a mixer.
The first he attempted to taste made him shiver with a rather sour look on his face.

"Do we butt in with the 'alright, break it up' yet?" Johann mumbled at the Knight

"OH SHI-! I haven't been paying attention. I never really step in, it's always best to ask the barkeep these things. I'll always stay neutral.... UNLESS YOU SHOOT ME!" He growls

[The South Falls]

"Oh, give me a break." She walked away from Noel.

Meanwhile, Lt. Hardiman walked into the bar. His metal parts were still broken, so he was vibrating with every step, electricity coursing through his body. He walked over to where Noel was sitting, and depressedly lowered himself into the seat outside Enzo.

"What is your name, Earthling? I am Marquis Noel, Commander of the Teutonican Red Force. And I have a proposition for you."

Noel's guards looked at each other nervously, trying to figure out what their master was up to.

Hardiman nodded, and put his head up. "My name is Lt MacIntosh Sanders-Hardiman, Thirty-Third Division. What is your proposition?" A frown grew upon his face, thinking that it would be another mean joke.

[Teutonican Empire]

"What is your name, Earthling? I am Marquis Noel, Commander of the Teutonican Red Force. And I have a proposition for you."

Noel's guards looked at each other nervously, trying to figure out what their master was up to.

Hardiman nodded, and put his head up. "My name is Lt MacIntosh Sanders-Hardiman, Thirty-Third Division. What is your proposition?" A frown grew upon his face, thinking that it would be another mean joke.

"To begin, I heard of your experiences. Your division was wiped out and you were left as a rotting cyborg. Everyone forgot about you and abandoned you. That is betrayal, don't you think? How does that make you feel, Mr. Hardiman, if I may call you by that?"

[The South Falls]

Hardiman nodded, and put his head up. "My name is Lt MacIntosh Sanders-Hardiman, Thirty-Third Division. What is your proposition?" A frown grew upon his face, thinking that it would be another mean joke.

"First off, I heard that everyone betrayed you. Your division was wiped out and you were left as a rotting cyborg. Everyone forgot about you and abandoned you. That is betrayal, don't you think? How does that make you feel, Mr. Hardiman, if I may call you by that?"

Hardiman thought about it for a moment. Everyone had abandoned him. Except for that red-hair who carried him back to base. They forgot about her, except for the vampire who'd gave her blood to him. "I-i-i... I was betrayed. They l-l-left me to die, among the grass. I-i was tossed aside." Hw had a tear roll down his cheek. "But... there was one person who cared for me. Who loved me. I remember her."