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The South Falls
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Postby The South Falls » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:31 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
The South Falls wrote:
"Juan, you need Viagra. If you've boned for this long, see a doctor." She laughed, then grew a frown.
"If I were a better person, I'd object to using people's body parts for this kind of modification. People do that back home. Sign their kids up for a hit just for "survival training." We had to carry out some of those hits, but we never would shoot the child. Or, we normally didn't. Some kids died as a part of collateral damage, but we tried to preserve the ones we could. You don't know how many rich asses tried to call hits on their kids."

She gave the doctor a smile.

"Thank you so much, my friend. I'm not Juan, I'll be free from pleasuring myself, and I'll try to fire my guns later. Keep the safety on, ya know?" She buckled the watch around her arm, and the stiches were covered up. She handed him N$D 300, and kissed him on the cheek. "Consider that a present, comrade."

She turned to Juan, and her chest grew slightly bigger. "I've got that covered, my friend. Keep your kink to yourself."

Swooning a little from the kiss and the amount of cash earnt, the Medic turned to her before clearing his breath and regaining his professional attitude. "Not to worry, mein freunde. Remember: anything else big that goes down, I'll just patch you up thereafter, ja?" The Medic winked to the crew before wheeling his gear out.

"Oh, and before I go... Juan... I have some bad news and some good news. Zhe bad news is you have testicular cancer, but the good news is that it hasn't advanced to the major stages! There's also the neutral news of both of your testicles having the cancer strain and that they both need to be severed, but hey, I can always get you good ones. Just need to find some poor dummkopff willing to sacrifice their balls for some insignificant Nueva Venezuelan pervert..." Medic said as, with another heartbroken expression and a sigh, Juan turned away from the somehow-grown-bigger bosom and looked towards his friends, before leaving with the Medic to... *ahem* rid him of the cancer.

She waved to him, yelling out: "Thank you, comrade. May you be safe!" She then sat down, listening to his pronunciation. "W-wait? What? Is this a prank? How would Juan have testicular cancer..." She scratched her newly skinned head. "I don't even know what happens anymore."
This is an MT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.


Political Compass Results:

Economic: -5.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.51
I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that.

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New Castillan Empire
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Founded: Mar 11, 2018
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:37 pm

The South Falls wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:Swooning a little from the kiss and the amount of cash earnt, the Medic turned to her before clearing his breath and regaining his professional attitude. "Not to worry, mein freunde. Remember: anything else big that goes down, I'll just patch you up thereafter, ja?" The Medic winked to the crew before wheeling his gear out.

"Oh, and before I go... Juan... I have some bad news and some good news. Zhe bad news is you have testicular cancer, but the good news is that it hasn't advanced to the major stages! There's also the neutral news of both of your testicles having the cancer strain and that they both need to be severed, but hey, I can always get you good ones. Just need to find some poor dummkopff willing to sacrifice their balls for some insignificant Nueva Venezuelan pervert..." Medic said as, with another heartbroken expression and a sigh, Juan turned away from the somehow-grown-bigger bosom and looked towards his friends, before leaving with the Medic to... *ahem* rid him of the cancer.

She waved to him, yelling out: "Thank you, comrade. May you be safe!" She then sat down, listening to his pronunciation. "W-wait? What? Is this a prank? How would Juan have testicular cancer..." She scratched her newly skinned head. "I don't even know what happens anymore."

"He has a thing for 'rainbow dating'; basically hooking up with people from all over the systems. One of them happened to be a Fantasma like me who lived near a uranium stockpile and became irradiated. I don't even know why a human would want to do it with a Fantasma anywho. I mean, be frank, in a human perspective, do you find anything physically attractive about me?" Jaul said.
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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The South Falls
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Postby The South Falls » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:49 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
The South Falls wrote:She waved to him, yelling out: "Thank you, comrade. May you be safe!" She then sat down, listening to his pronunciation. "W-wait? What? Is this a prank? How would Juan have testicular cancer..." She scratched her newly skinned head. "I don't even know what happens anymore."

"He has a thing for 'rainbow dating'; basically hooking up with people from all over the systems. One of them happened to be a Fantasma like me who lived near a uranium stockpile and became irradiated. I don't even know why a human would want to do it with a Fantasma anywho. I mean, be frank, in a human perspective, do you find anything physically attractive about me?" Jaul said.

"I mean, you're not bad looking. But, let me be frank, I wouldn't date you. You're fine. Anyway, did he know about the radiation? He must have, right? How do you even do it with a fantasma? I've got my suitors, sorry. I mean, he can get it removed, right?" She sat down.
This is an MT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.


Political Compass Results:

Economic: -5.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.51
I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that.

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Low bloods
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Founded: Nov 22, 2013
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:51 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Low bloods wrote:The shadows already started cleaning the mess. One stayed to the side, the one that took the acid.

Vixen had been laughing as he walks out of a shadow, his smile instantly fading to a look of anger as he let out a growl.

"Oh, don't be such a grumpy one! I get into scenarios like this all the time! I usually just stay on the sidelines and patch people up, but sometimes curiosity gets the best of me and before you know it, a portion of your brain is inside a jar! Isn't that just the most morbid thing?" The Medic laughed maniacally. "Honestly, you remind me of this one fellow I met. Edgy, wielded two shotguns, hid in shadows..."

"But seriously, what's gotten you in a twist?" Medic said.

"I'm normal medic." Vixen shook his head.
"And I'm not even mad people for hurt. I'm just mad they got away, better hope they never enter a helicopter anytime soon."
He chuckles "I don't use shotguns, I have a pistol and a smg to deal with my problems, and sharpe objects and shadows."
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New Castillan Empire
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Founded: Mar 11, 2018
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:04 pm

Low bloods wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Oh, don't be such a grumpy one! I get into scenarios like this all the time! I usually just stay on the sidelines and patch people up, but sometimes curiosity gets the best of me and before you know it, a portion of your brain is inside a jar! Isn't that just the most morbid thing?" The Medic laughed maniacally. "Honestly, you remind me of this one fellow I met. Edgy, wielded two shotguns, hid in shadows..."

"But seriously, what's gotten you in a twist?" Medic said.

"I'm normal medic." Vixen shook his head.
"And I'm not even mad people for hurt. I'm just mad they got away, better hope they never enter a helicopter anytime soon."
He chuckles "I don't use shotguns, I have a pistol and a smg to deal with my problems, and sharpe objects and shadows."


"Don't worry, amigo; as much as we want to orbitally bombard them with everything we here and send all the survivors to Nueva Guinea so our African diaspora can get their asses pogromed and raped over and over again in the name of justice, I'm sure his state will fall apart." Jaul stated.

"Anyways, you've presumably calmed down. They're not going to bother us for a while, I hope, so I guess measures shouldn't be made." He said, then opening up his smart watch "Call it off, amigos." He said, as Reaper and Reinhardt from Overwatch were ready to attack Vixen and the Knight respectively, then lowering their weapons as reaper teleported away and Reinhardt simply said that the hammer was for a construction project before running off.

The South Falls wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"He has a thing for 'rainbow dating'; basically hooking up with people from all over the systems. One of them happened to be a Fantasma like me who lived near a uranium stockpile and became irradiated. I don't even know why a human would want to do it with a Fantasma anywho. I mean, be frank, in a human perspective, do you find anything physically attractive about me?" Jaul said.

"I mean, you're not bad looking. But, let me be frank, I wouldn't date you. You're fine. Anyway, did he know about the radiation? He must have, right? How do you even do it with a fantasma? I've got my suitors, sorry. I mean, he can get it removed, right?" She sat down.

"Well, he can get it removed, but at his stage, he'll have to have them cut off." Jaul said. "And having sex with a Fantasma isn't that difficult, actually." He said as he ripped open the skin on his chest through a crease, revealing eight big black-and-white striped tentacles extending forwards.

"We usually use these to scare people, but occasionally we use them to grab things, climb upwards, and yes, one of these tentacles also functions like a penis, and you can tell which one it is because down near the end into my chest crevice it has a longer stripe layer." Jaul explained before tucking away the tentacles back into his chest. "But I'm essentially exposing myself here, so that's enough of that."
Last edited by New Castillan Empire on Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Eien no Yorokobi
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Postby Eien no Yorokobi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:11 pm

Gikochinai gave off a cheerful hum as she once again entered the Ram’s Head Saloon. Her attire was identical to last time- and indeed, most of her official business. Not exactly an official uniform, but she enjoyed using it, and so naturally did what she enjoyed. There was no denying the fact that she was a rather impulsive young woman, but she didn’t see any problems with that. In her mind it was to better honest and impulsive than deceitful and calculating. As long as nobody was hurt by it, there wasn’t a problem that way, was there?

”Hi everyone!” She gave a cheerful wave to everyone in sight, accompanied by a wide smile.
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Yes, this is Kyoki Chudoku.
This is probably one of my more optimistic nations. That’s kind of sad really. This nation is mainly for fun and messing around. Please keep that in mind.
This nation doesn’t represent my views and doesn’t use NS stats.
If you think this nation is insane...you’re probably right.
Feel free to ask questions and stuff! I enjoy conversations.

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New Castillan Empire
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:12 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai gave off a cheerful hum as she once again entered the Ram’s Head Saloon. Her attire was identical to last time- and indeed, most of her official business. Not exactly an official uniform, but she enjoyed using it, and so naturally did what she enjoyed. There was no denying the fact that she was a rather impulsive young woman, but she didn’t see any problems with that. In her mind it was to better honest and impulsive than deceitful and calculating. As long as nobody was hurt by it, there wasn’t a problem that way, was there?

”Hi everyone!” She gave a cheerful wave to everyone in sight, accompanied by a wide smile.

"Hola, amiga." Faustin and the conquistadors greeted her. "You missed out on alot."
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Low bloods
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Founded: Nov 22, 2013
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:13 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I'm normal medic." Vixen shook his head.
"And I'm not even mad people for hurt. I'm just mad they got away, better hope they never enter a helicopter anytime soon."
He chuckles "I don't use shotguns, I have a pistol and a smg to deal with my problems, and sharpe objects and shadows."


"Don't worry, amigo; as much as we want to orbitally bombard them with everything we here and send all the survivors to Nueva Guinea so our African diaspora can get their asses pogromed and raped over and over again in the name of justice, I'm sure his state will fall apart." Jaul stated.

"Anyways, you've presumably calmed down. They're not going to bother us for a while, I hope, so I guess measures shouldn't be made." He said, then opening up his smart watch "Call it off, amigos." He said, as Reaper and Reinhardt from Overwatch were ready to attack Vixen and the Knight respectively, then lowering their weapons as reaper teleported away and Reinhardt simply said that the hammer was for a construction project before running off.

"Whoever said I was going to interfere,
Me and Vixen are just guides, Vixen is more of a watchdog."


"I can't orbital strike them but at any given moment I can kick them down a flight of stairs if I want."
Vixen laughs a little nervously.
"I keep a shadow creature implanted in just about everyone that walks in, kinda like cams. And if I wanted I can make a rather good explosion."
He snaps as a shadow creature explodes before reforming,
And crawling into a shadow.
"I've grown to be rather dangerous, I'm all bite, and little talk." He snickers


"Also keep the dirty talk on the downlow,
It's ok for little hints, but keep it on the vary, vary, vary downlow. You know the universe ended by twerking, right?"
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If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook is always rework in progress]
We dont use NS stats here.
Am I too active on some threads, probably, sorrynotsorry!
I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
Multiversal advertisement: feeling bored and don't know what to do? Come to the Ram's head saloon and have a drink. We don't bite.

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Eien no Yorokobi
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Postby Eien no Yorokobi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:18 pm

”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.
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Yes, this is Kyoki Chudoku.
This is probably one of my more optimistic nations. That’s kind of sad really. This nation is mainly for fun and messing around. Please keep that in mind.
This nation doesn’t represent my views and doesn’t use NS stats.
If you think this nation is insane...you’re probably right.
Feel free to ask questions and stuff! I enjoy conversations.

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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:20 pm

After seeing all the action, Sylvie was still a tad tired, partly because of the summoning and opening up The Void for the Great One to get His robot sacrifice and whatnot.

Well, I am a little tired, so I guess I will go and rest. Goodbye for now, you all have been great, really!
- 3rd Lt. Sylvie Peyton Amy Ximena Melanie Ying Kristina Rakocevic Sharrat-Sippar Jovana Katrin

After Sylvie was out, in came Clarissa in her new body, as if on cue. They met at the door, exchanged some words, and Sylvie disappeared/disintegrated back to Valentine Z. It's been a while since we have seen the 8-meter tall robot of love and laughter around.

Ooh, hello to you guys! Hahahaha, such a nice little place, with all the people around!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.


Ahh, it's so nice to see someone as cheerful as me! Hellloooo! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆ =^._.^= ∫

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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:24 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.

"You seem to be having fun." The shadow that was healing from the Acid turned out to be Kairi in disguise. She sar in a booth seeming vary calm but injured in a way. "Want a soda?"
Valentine Z wrote:After seeing all the action, Sylvie was still a tad tired, partly because of the summoning and opening up The Void for the Great One to get His robot sacrifice and whatnot.

Well, I am a little tired, so I guess I will go and rest. Goodbye for now, you all have been great, really!
- 3rd Lt. Sylvie Peyton Amy Ximena Melanie Ying Kristina Rakocevic Sharrat-Sippar Jovana Katrin

After Sylvie was out, in came Clarissa in her new body, as if on cue. They met at the door, exchanged some words, and Sylvie disappeared/disintegrated back to Valentine Z. It's been a while since we have seen the 8-meter tall robot of love and laughter around.

Ooh, hello to you guys! Hahahaha, such a nice little place, with all the people around!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.


Ahh, it's so nice to see someone as cheerful as me! Hellloooo! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

"Oh shoot, it's you. Every Lowblood ruler loves you."
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(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook is always rework in progress]
We dont use NS stats here.
Am I too active on some threads, probably, sorrynotsorry!
I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
Multiversal advertisement: feeling bored and don't know what to do? Come to the Ram's head saloon and have a drink. We don't bite.

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Eien no Yorokobi
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Founded: Jul 10, 2018
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Postby Eien no Yorokobi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:32 pm

Gikochinai waved hello to the giant robot. ”Oh! Hello! You’re so tall! And cheerful too? Do you love everyone too?”

She then faced Kairi, of course having no idea who that actually was. ”I always try to have fun! Yes please, I’ll take one!”
Leader
Yes, this is Kyoki Chudoku.
This is probably one of my more optimistic nations. That’s kind of sad really. This nation is mainly for fun and messing around. Please keep that in mind.
This nation doesn’t represent my views and doesn’t use NS stats.
If you think this nation is insane...you’re probably right.
Feel free to ask questions and stuff! I enjoy conversations.

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New Castillan Empire
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Posts: 182
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:36 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.

"If you're wondering what happened, May returned all scarred up and cyborg-ish, the Afrikaaners come along, Jaul exposes them by showing them a couple of their past experiments and before you know it one of the Afrikaaners shoots and skins May's teacup bunny, Vixen traps them as a punishment, a spy comes in, screws her up Terminator-style with a flamethrower, wrecks the whole place and filled it with toxic gas, which I had to clean up because Fernando got the vampire treatment and one of our best doctors just gave may a whole new look, making her slightly less ugly than usual." Jose joked.

"Now, it's essentially confirmed at this point that you're the only one here who seems to think he's worthy of redemption."
Valentine Z wrote:After seeing all the action, Sylvie was still a tad tired, partly because of the summoning and opening up The Void for the Great One to get His robot sacrifice and whatnot.

Well, I am a little tired, so I guess I will go and rest. Goodbye for now, you all have been great, really!
- 3rd Lt. Sylvie Peyton Amy Ximena Melanie Ying Kristina Rakocevic Sharrat-Sippar Jovana Katrin

After Sylvie was out, in came Clarissa in her new body, as if on cue. They met at the door, exchanged some words, and Sylvie disappeared/disintegrated back to Valentine Z. It's been a while since we have seen the 8-meter tall robot of love and laughter around.

Ooh, hello to you guys! Hahahaha, such a nice little place, with all the people around!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Oh, I did? What happened? Was it fun!? Or just bad? Or both?” Gikochinai, naturally excitable and energetic, refused to stay still as she talked. Instead she was pacing around, almost running, but doing her best not to disrupt anyone. Patience had never been her strong point.


Ahh, it's so nice to see someone as cheerful as me! Hellloooo! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi


The rest of the conquistadors were chattering, but the two creatures, Faustin and Jaul, gave a knowledging wave and also said "Hola."
Last edited by New Castillan Empire on Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:38 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Low bloods
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Founded: Nov 22, 2013
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:40 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai waved hello to the giant robot. ”Oh! Hello! You’re so tall! And cheerful too? Do you love everyone too?”

She then faced Kairi, of course having no idea who that actually was. ”I always try to have fun! Yes please, I’ll take one!”

(Yeah nobody knows this character. but I do have a little info deal in my factbook, or the link in my sig deal. *wink*check it yo.)

She hands her a can "No problem." She snickers
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If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook is always rework in progress]
We dont use NS stats here.
Am I too active on some threads, probably, sorrynotsorry!
I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
Multiversal advertisement: feeling bored and don't know what to do? Come to the Ram's head saloon and have a drink. We don't bite.

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:40 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Oh shoot, it's you. Every Lowblood ruler loves you."


Oooh, thank you very much, haha! It's nice to be appreciated! :P
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai waved hello to the giant robot. ”Oh! Hello! You’re so tall! And cheerful too? Do you love everyone too?”


Hahaha, of course, my friend! And yes, I like to think of myself as the most cheerful robot! A robot with a happy human mind, hm hm! I do love everyone, though I find it hard to like some people... Still, that doesn't mean that I will shun them!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

New Castillan Empire wrote:The rest of the conquistadors were chattering, but the two creatures, Faustin and Jaul, gave a knowledging wave and also said "Hola."


Clarissa waved back with delight, and energy.

Ooh, hi! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi
• Don't use the Z for your violent nonsense. ♥
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 60
Valentijn now a She!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• A wise man says: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Low bloods
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:43 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Oh shoot, it's you. Every Lowblood ruler loves you."


Oooh, thank you very much, haha! It's nice to be appreciated! :P
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai waved hello to the giant robot. ”Oh! Hello! You’re so tall! And cheerful too? Do you love everyone too?”


Hahaha, of course, my friend! And yes, I like to think of myself as the most cheerful robot! A robot with a happy human mind, hm hm! I do love everyone, though I find it hard to like some people... Still, that doesn't mean that I will shun them!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

New Castillan Empire wrote:The rest of the conquistadors were chattering, but the two creatures, Faustin and Jaul, gave a knowledging wave and also said "Hola."


Clarissa waved back with delight, and energy.

Ooh, hi! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

"Any time, any time."
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Eien no Yorokobi
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Postby Eien no Yorokobi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:46 pm

Upon hearing what’d happen, Gikochinai let out a short gasp of shock. It was a little overly dramatic, but it was crazy what sort of thing happened in here. Then again, reality was crazy sometimes. Even she was crazy to most people. ”That’s terrible! But it’s my job to have hope where no-one else does!”

Having completed her statement, she immediately stating taking sips from the soda can, enjoying the flavour. She finished it within seconds. ”Thank you!”

Gikochinai then spun around to face Clarissa. ”Oh wow! You’re a robot? I guess that explains how you can be so tall! I love everyone too! A lot! As in, actually love them! Apparently that’s a bit weird. But that’s fine! I’m used to it!”
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If you think this nation is insane...you’re probably right.
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:46 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Oh shoot, it's you. Every Lowblood ruler loves you."


Oooh, thank you very much, haha! It's nice to be appreciated! :P
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai waved hello to the giant robot. ”Oh! Hello! You’re so tall! And cheerful too? Do you love everyone too?”


Hahaha, of course, my friend! And yes, I like to think of myself as the most cheerful robot! A robot with a happy human mind, hm hm! I do love everyone, though I find it hard to like some people... Still, that doesn't mean that I will shun them!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

New Castillan Empire wrote:The rest of the conquistadors were chattering, but the two creatures, Faustin and Jaul, gave a knowledging wave and also said "Hola."


Clarissa waved back with delight, and energy.

Ooh, hi! :D
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi


"Can you do me a favour, amiga? Just turn that high heel of yours into something resembling a bare human foot. and lightly tread on my face, if that is not any trouble." Juan said.

"Wait, Juan, weren't you getting castrated because of a cancer cell?" Jaul asked.

"No, that was an excuse to get out of the place so I can stop at that Luigi's Pizza for a bit down the road, and also get away from you assholes, but as soon as I saw the giant woman, I decided to come back."

"...Yeah, if I were you, I wouldn't do what he says. He has a thing for feet AND giantesses, and the two combined at this point have eliminated any proper thinking he could do." Faustin said.

"...also, he does realize it's a robot? It wouldn't be different to, say, licking a toaster or your car door."
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:49 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai then spun around to face Clarissa. ”Oh wow! You’re a robot? I guess that explains how you can be so tall! I love everyone too! A lot! As in, actually love them! Apparently that’s a bit weird. But that’s fine! I’m used to it!”


Hm hm, yes! I used to be 8 ft tall, but now I am 20 feet! Some teleportation thingy happened. :P Well, the world needs more love, and you're great for that!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Can you do me a favour, amiga? Just take your socks and shoes off and lightly tread on my face, if that is not any trouble." Juan said.

"Wait, Juan, weren't you getting castrated because of a cancer cell?" Jaul asked.

"No, that was an excuse to get out of the place so I can stop at that Luigi's Pizza for a bit down the road, and also get away from you assholes, but as soon as I saw the giant woman, I decided to come back."

"...Yeah, if I were you, I wouldn't do what he says. He has a thing for feet AND giantesses, and the two combined at this point have eliminated any proper thinking he could do." Faustin.


Hahaha, I'm afraid I can't do that! My shoes are attached to my feet! Like robo feet, you know? :P But... why would you want someone's feet to be on your face? It seems gross with all the smell.
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• Don't use the Z for your violent nonsense. ♥
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆ =^._.^= ∫

Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec Photography Stuff Project: Save F7. Stats Analysis

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 60
Valentijn now a She!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• A wise man says: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:50 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Eien no Yorokobi wrote:Gikochinai then spun around to face Clarissa. ”Oh wow! You’re a robot? I guess that explains how you can be so tall! I love everyone too! A lot! As in, actually love them! Apparently that’s a bit weird. But that’s fine! I’m used to it!”


Hm hm, yes! I used to be 8 ft tall, but now I am 20 feet! Some teleportation thingy happened. :P Well, the world needs more love, and you're great for that!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Can you do me a favour, amiga? Just take your socks and shoes off and lightly tread on my face, if that is not any trouble." Juan said.

"Wait, Juan, weren't you getting castrated because of a cancer cell?" Jaul asked.

"No, that was an excuse to get out of the place so I can stop at that Luigi's Pizza for a bit down the road, and also get away from you assholes, but as soon as I saw the giant woman, I decided to come back."

"...Yeah, if I were you, I wouldn't do what he says. He has a thing for feet AND giantesses, and the two combined at this point have eliminated any proper thinking he could do." Faustin.


Hahaha, I'm afraid I can't do that! My shoes are attached to my feet! Like robo feet, you know? :P But... why would you want someone's feet to be on your face? It seems gross with all the smell.
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi

"The smell makes it even better for him. He has very strange turn-ons, really." Jaul commented. "It's the Queen's fault, I'd say; she lets him give foot rubs, and I use the term 'foot rubs' very loosely because he essentially does whatever he wants with them, and it amuses the queen rather than disgusts her."
Last edited by New Castillan Empire on Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:52 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:52 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:"The smell makes it even better for him. He has very strange turn-ons, really." Jaul commented


Hahaha, but then again, shouldn't you wash your face? You know, the feet is not exactly the most hygienic. Still, a weird fetish, but I won't judge! Everyone has their own turn-ons, even if strange!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi
• Don't use the Z for your violent nonsense. ♥
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆ =^._.^= ∫

Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec Photography Stuff Project: Save F7. Stats Analysis

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 60
Valentijn now a She!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• A wise man says: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Low bloods
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Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:53 pm

Kairi chuckles I did say you and me are going to get along well, didn't I?" She said to Gaiko "We are both cheerful, in a wonderful universe that I have yet to see."
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If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook is always rework in progress]
We dont use NS stats here.
Am I too active on some threads, probably, sorrynotsorry!
I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
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Founded: Jul 10, 2018
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Postby Eien no Yorokobi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:56 pm

”Werd teleportation thingies sound bad! What if they teleported you away somewhere? I alway get worried about weird stuff like that!” Gikochinai made no comment on the other matter being discussed. She wasn’t really familiar with it.

She then turned to answer Kairi. ”I hope we can be good friends! I like it when other people are cheerful!” She nodded furiously.
Leader
Yes, this is Kyoki Chudoku.
This is probably one of my more optimistic nations. That’s kind of sad really. This nation is mainly for fun and messing around. Please keep that in mind.
This nation doesn’t represent my views and doesn’t use NS stats.
If you think this nation is insane...you’re probably right.
Feel free to ask questions and stuff! I enjoy conversations.

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:59 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Werd teleportation thingies sound bad! What if they teleported you away somewhere? I alway get worried about weird stuff like that!” Gikochinai made no comment on the other matter being discussed. She wasn’t really familiar with it.

She then turned to answer Kairi. ”I hope we can be good friends! I like it when other people are cheerful!” She nodded furiously.

"You can never have enough of them." Kairi had a long tail that had sharp scales on it that frequently swayed.
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook is always rework in progress]
We dont use NS stats here.
Am I too active on some threads, probably, sorrynotsorry!
I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
Multiversal advertisement: feeling bored and don't know what to do? Come to the Ram's head saloon and have a drink. We don't bite.

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:00 pm

Eien no Yorokobi wrote:”Werd teleportation thingies sound bad! What if they teleported you away somewhere? I alway get worried about weird stuff like that!” Gikochinai made no comment on the other matter being discussed. She wasn’t really familiar with it.

She then turned to answer Kairi. ”I hope we can be good friends! I like it when other people are cheerful!” She nodded furiously.


Ahh, I have to at that part! My homeworld used to be some other place, actually, not Valentine Z. Then, just one day, everyone vanished! Like, everyone! I don't know what happened to them, and I have to use a portal in a building, because I was running low on energy.
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn V. Clementine Harumi
• Don't use the Z for your violent nonsense. ♥
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆ =^._.^= ∫

Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec Photography Stuff Project: Save F7. Stats Analysis

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 60
Valentijn now a She!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• A wise man says: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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