Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Nantoraka]

“Shlan’ak Phur’an.”
“I’ve been here....2, 3 months? Mainly all I’ve been doing recently is pissing off Sloppy Cloppy over there.”
Phur’an pointed at the general location of each of Afrikaaners Ryk’s characters.

"Keep at it." She winks and chuckles. "It's a lot less...dull now a days."

'Cool though I rather just summon creatures without bothering to use cards.Case in point.'

A nightmare appears then neighs and bites him.

'Oh..sorry.'

Unsummons it.

She chuckles once more. "Yeah. but I like a challenge."

“Anything to spice up the place. Especially what happened over there from what I’ve heard, yeck.”
“Let’s just say that the Afrikaaners down in this ‘Equestria’ were stumbling around their concentration camps feeling drunk and Scottish, and had a bunch of perfectly vulnerable ponies there.”
“...”
“I couldn’t even say that without wanting to gag.”

[Stattr]

"Keep at it." She winks and chuckles. "It's a lot less...dull now a days."


She chuckles once more. "Yeah. but I like a challenge."

“Anything to spice up the place. Especially what happened over there from what I’ve heard, yeck.”
“Let’s just say that the Afrikaaners down in this ‘Equestria’ were stumbling around their concentration camps feeling drunk and Scottish, and had a bunch of perfectly vulnerable ponies there.”
“...”
“I couldn’t even say that without wanting to gag.”

She raises a corner of her lip revealing one fang. The face stat is making is one of disgust. "Yeah. They never tasted good either, too.....sweet for my taste."

[Nantoraka]

“Anything to spice up the place. Especially what happened over there from what I’ve heard, yeck.”
“Let’s just say that the Afrikaaners down in this ‘Equestria’ were stumbling around their concentration camps feeling drunk and Scottish, and had a bunch of perfectly vulnerable ponies there.”
“...”
“I couldn’t even say that without wanting to gag.”

She raises a corner of her lip revealing one fang. The face stat is making is one of disgust. "Yeah. They never tasted good either, too.....sweet for my taste."

Phur’an had a combination of a smirk and a grimace, trying to figure out which one he should use.
“Taste? Sure...Depends on what your definition of eat is.”

[Third Kingdom]

She chuckles once more. "Yeah. but I like a challenge."

'But is it really a challenge though? A challenge would be to reverse it making no wait that's easy....'

Shrugs.

'Guess that would be a challenge.'

[Stattr]

She raises a corner of her lip revealing one fang. The face stat is making is one of disgust. "Yeah. They never tasted good either, too.....sweet for my taste."

Phur’an had a combination of a smirk and a grimace, trying to figure out which one he should use.
“Taste? Sure...Depends on what your definition of eat is.”

She shrugs. "Well normal food is flavorless to me." Her eyes watching him very closely.

She chuckles once more. "Yeah. but I like a challenge."

'But is it really a challenge though? A challenge would be to reverse it making no wait that's easy....'

Shrugs.

'Guess that would be a challenge.'

"Exactly."

[Nantoraka]

Phur’an had a combination of a smirk and a grimace, trying to figure out which one he should use.
“Taste? Sure...Depends on what your definition of eat is.”

She shrugs. "Well normal food is flavorless to me." Her eyes watching him very closely.

'But is it really a challenge though? A challenge would be to reverse it making no wait that's easy....'

Shrugs.

'Guess that would be a challenge.'

"Exactly."

“You’re focused too much on f-“
Phur’an noticed the way she was staring at him, and began to narrow his eyes.
“...You, uh, you have a look on your face. I’m going to guess you’re thinking about eating me.”

[Stattr]

She shrugs. "Well normal food is flavorless to me." Her eyes watching him very closely.


"Exactly."

“You’re focused too much on f-“
Phur’an noticed the way she was staring at him, and began to narrow his eyes.
“...You, uh, you have a look on your face. I’m going to guess you’re thinking about eating me.”

She rolled her eyes. "You're too cute to eat love. Besides, I've already eaten. If you wish to call it that."

[Third Kingdom]

"Exactly."

'But after that what would be next? Having a baby?'

He laughed a lot.

[Nantoraka]

“You’re focused too much on f-“
Phur’an noticed the way she was staring at him, and began to narrow his eyes.
“...You, uh, you have a look on your face. I’m going to guess you’re thinking about eating me.”

She rolled her eyes. "You're too cute to eat love. Besides, I've already eaten. If you wish to call it that."

“Alright, awesome.”
“I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but I haven’t been eaten yet. I’d imagine eating something like me would be equivalent to eating a dead cow with anthrax. You won’t like it, it’s not good for you, and you’re going to get really sick.”
“Anyways!”
“That look creeped me out either way. How come you looked at me like that?”

[Stattr]

"Exactly."

'But after that what would be next? Having a baby?'

He laughed a lot.

"Mmm. I've had two children and watched both die because I couldn't get there in time.....I don't want it to happen again.."

She rolled her eyes. "You're too cute to eat love. Besides, I've already eaten. If you wish to call it that."

“Alright, awesome.”
“I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but I haven’t been eaten yet. I’d imagine eating something like me would be equivalent to eating a dead cow with anthrax. You won’t like it, it’s not good for you, and you’re going to get really sick.”
“Anyways!”
“That look creeped me out either way. How come you looked at me like that?”

She chuckled. "Because it creeped you out. Seducing men is boring."

[Nantoraka]

'But after that what would be next? Having a baby?'

He laughed a lot.

"Mmm. I've had two children and watched both die because I couldn't get there in time.....I don't want it to happen again.."

“Alright, awesome.”
“I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but I haven’t been eaten yet. I’d imagine eating something like me would be equivalent to eating a dead cow with anthrax. You won’t like it, it’s not good for you, and you’re going to get really sick.”
“Anyways!”
“That look creeped me out either way. How come you looked at me like that?”

She chuckled. "Because it creeped you out. Seducing men is boring."

Phur’an blinked.
“Seducing? I never mentioned seducing.”
“That look was definitely not seductive.”

[Stattr]

"Mmm. I've had two children and watched both die because I couldn't get there in time.....I don't want it to happen again.."


She chuckled. "Because it creeped you out. Seducing men is boring."

Phur’an blinked.
“Seducing? I never mentioned seducing.”
“That look was definitely not seductive.”

She shrugged and walked towards the pool. "Not my fault some men like biting."

[Nantoraka]

Phur’an blinked.
“Seducing? I never mentioned seducing.”
“That look was definitely not seductive.”

She shrugged and walked towards the pool. "Not my fault some men like biting."

“Biting. Yep, alright.”
“I’m usually a friendly guy to everyone, but ‘everyone’ sometimes doesn’t include magical man-eating carnivores”
“I know I’m cute and all, but I’m definitely keeping an eye on you. Don’t want you sneaking up on me and tearing my back off, after all.”

[Stattr]

She shrugged and walked towards the pool. "Not my fault some men like biting."

“Biting. Yep, alright.”
“I’m usually a friendly guy to everyone, but ‘everyone’ sometimes doesn’t include magical man-eating carnivores”
“I know I’m cute and all, but I’m definitely keeping an eye on you. Don’t want you sneaking up on me and tearing my back off, after all.”

She stopped and whirled on her heels to face him and growled under her breath. "I do not eat flesh. I drink blood. The worst you could do to make me do that is try and kill me so I suggest you don't." She spun back around and looked into the pool and looked at him.

[Third Kingdom]

"Mmm. I've had two children and watched both die because I couldn't get there in time.....I don't want it to happen again.."

He winced.

'Oh I'm sorry. I had that happen a few times and killed a few of them. It was a bloody mess those times I did.'

She shrugged and walked towards the pool. "Not my fault some men like biting."

“Biting. Yep, alright.”
“I’m usually a friendly guy to everyone, but ‘everyone’ sometimes doesn’t include magical man-eating carnivores”
“I know I’m cute and all, but I’m definitely keeping an eye on you. Don’t want you sneaking up on me and tearing my back off, after all.”

'She's harmless unless pissed off and I like getting bit at certain times....'

[Nantoraka]

“Biting. Yep, alright.”
“I’m usually a friendly guy to everyone, but ‘everyone’ sometimes doesn’t include magical man-eating carnivores”
“I know I’m cute and all, but I’m definitely keeping an eye on you. Don’t want you sneaking up on me and tearing my back off, after all.”

She stopped and whirled on her heels to face him and growled under her breath. "I do not eat flesh. I drink blood. The worst you could do to make me do that is try and kill me so I suggest you don't." She spun back around and looked into the pool and looked at him.

“Wow, aren’t we moody?”
“I don’t usually try to kill people unless you try to kill me, so if you don’t try to kill me, then I won’t try to kill you.”
“Deal?”

[Stattr]

"Mmm. I've had two children and watched both die because I couldn't get there in time.....I don't want it to happen again.."

He winced.

'Oh I'm sorry. I had that happen a few times and killed a few of them. It was a bloody mess those times I did.'

“Biting. Yep, alright.”
“I’m usually a friendly guy to everyone, but ‘everyone’ sometimes doesn’t include magical man-eating carnivores”
“I know I’m cute and all, but I’m definitely keeping an eye on you. Don’t want you sneaking up on me and tearing my back off, after all.”

'She's harmless unless pissed off and I like getting bit at certain times....'

"Eh it's fine. You're not wrong..."

She stopped and whirled on her heels to face him and growled under her breath. "I do not eat flesh. I drink blood. The worst you could do to make me do that is try and kill me so I suggest you don't." She spun back around and looked into the pool and looked at him.

“Wow, aren’t we moody?”
“I don’t usually try to kill people unless you try to kill me, so if you don’t try to kill me, then I won’t try to kill you.”
“Deal?”

She rolled her eyes. "Not moody, making a point. Move forward three feet towards me and stand there. I wanna try something. Mmmm, I'll think about it." She jumped into the pool and dissapeared.

[Nantoraka]

He winced.

'Oh I'm sorry. I had that happen a few times and killed a few of them. It was a bloody mess those times I did.'


'She's harmless unless pissed off and I like getting bit at certain times....'

"Eh it's fine. You're not wrong..."

“Wow, aren’t we moody?”
“I don’t usually try to kill people unless you try to kill me, so if you don’t try to kill me, then I won’t try to kill you.”
“Deal?”

She rolled her eyes. "Not moody, making a point. Move forward three feet towards me and stand there. I wanna try something. Mmmm, I'll think about it." She jumped into the pool and dissapeared.

“Hahaha.”
“I’m not falling for that one.”

Phur’an shifted a piece of dark orange biomass into the floor, which connected to his foot via a long, yet elastic and tough, pseudopod-like tentacle. He walked towards where the woman told him to stand, the pseudopod slowly transferring his biomass towards the pod he left behind.

[Stattr]

"Eh it's fine. You're not wrong..."


She rolled her eyes. "Not moody, making a point. Move forward three feet towards me and stand there. I wanna try something. Mmmm, I'll think about it." She jumped into the pool and dissapeared.

“Hahaha.”
“I’m not falling for that one.”

Phur’an shifted a piece of dark orange biomass into the floor, which connected to his foot via a long, yet elastic and tough, pseudopod-like tentacle. He walked towards where the woman told him to stand, the pseudopod slowly transferring his biomass towards the pod he left behind.

She whispered in his ear into his mind. Tricky tricky tricky I see. Tell me phur'an do you think that will work? She chuckled and a stat popped up in front of him, behind the original spot he was and on either side of him.

[Low bloods]

Low chuckles "Hey guys, how's about we all get along and not fight." Low eyes everyone "Yes?no? Do I need to interfere?" He looks around for a response.

[Nantoraka]

“Hahaha.”
“I’m not falling for that one.”

Phur’an shifted a piece of dark orange biomass into the floor, which connected to his foot via a long, yet elastic and tough, pseudopod-like tentacle. He walked towards where the woman told him to stand, the pseudopod slowly transferring his biomass towards the pod he left behind.

She whispered in his ear into his mind. Tricky tricky tricky I see. Tell me phur'an do you think that will work? She chuckled and a stat popped up in front of him, behind the original spot he was and on either side of him.

Stat?
“Yes, actually. I’m an Evolved, derived from James Abrasax’s lineage. I’m more than capable of sneaking around. Blacklight and Exophage require only a small bit of biomass to reproduce and I’m giving them that biomass. So you can do what you want, I’m still coming out of this alive.”

[Third Kingdom]

"Eh it's fine. You're not wrong..."

'Good and eh. Speaking of kids I should see my oldest ones later.'

Low chuckles "Hey guys, how's about we all get along and not fight." Low eyes everyone "Yes?no? Do I need to interfere?" He looks around for a response.

'No one is fighting though.'

[Nantoraka]

Low chuckles "Hey guys, how's about we all get along and not fight." Low eyes everyone "Yes?no? Do I need to interfere?" He looks around for a response.

“Low, if the crazy lady tries killing me, I’m going to get break the brakes on this pain train.”

[Low bloods]

"Eh it's fine. You're not wrong..."

'Good and eh. Speaking of kids I should see my oldest ones later.'

Low chuckles "Hey guys, how's about we all get along and not fight." Low eyes everyone "Yes?no? Do I need to interfere?" He looks around for a response.

'No one is fighting though.'

"You never know how fast somthing will start so I figured I'd try to release the tension that is around."

[Stattr]

She whispered in his ear into his mind. Tricky tricky tricky I see. Tell me phur'an do you think that will work? She chuckled and a stat popped up in front of him, behind the original spot he was and on either side of him.

Stat?
“Yes, actually. I’m an Evolved, derived from James Abrasax’s lineage. I’m more than capable of sneaking around. Blacklight and Exophage require only a small bit of biomass to reproduce and I’m giving them that biomass. So you can do what you want, I’m still coming out of this alive.”

She chuckled and all the forms moved into one in front of him as she was now closer than before. "Was never a fan of Abrasax." She walked past him to low. "Lowwwww" She mused singfully.