Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Low bloods]

"I chose to stay out of wars, too much deaths, my people thinks the king of corpse causes enough of that, why deal more with war... And the ponies are unpredictable, half if them hate violence the rest are war machines.
And I know not of Africans."

"Well, I'll let you know, Africa itself is basically South America but 100x worse. Regular, black-run African nations can't go a decade without falling into a bloody civil war. The entire reason why we're still functioning is because we removed those savages from the continent before they could harm us any more." Pieter said

"All I've ever had to go to war with were a band of people who swore oath to a queen, it was pretty traumatic for my men, seeing as the enemy collected their tongues to offer as some sort of gift to their queen.
My timeline is way more messed up than this one's, everything still took place but I died way earlier."

"So... No, it won't ever start again." Low sat up and shrugged "We are the embers of a forgotten flame. It has left me feeling a little blank minded because, you know, I can't create a new path still even though all the details to it have been erased. We're stuck on one path, unable to switch away to another because all the others have been whipped off the map, this place... Well I'm not going to act like the rest and say it has no plot and is boring but rather, nobody to make it fun, maybe that's a little insulting... But let's face it our spirits have been broken, our liveliness is faded and cloudy.
How could I ever think to fix somthing if I or even we have been broken all along.
Man I need to stop it with these late night talks, they're always lengthy and often hard to make out what it is."

"What's your story, partner? What brings you to a place like this?" Low chuckles seeming a little interested in his tale.

'But I like it when you do though and yeah boulevard of broken dreams.

"I keep thinking I need to do somthing but even then I don't know what it is."

[Nantoraka]

"I chose to stay out of wars, too much deaths, my people thinks the king of corpse causes enough of that, why deal more with war... And the ponies are unpredictable, half if them hate violence the rest are war machines.
And I know not of Africans."

"Well, I'll let you know, Africa itself is basically South America but 100x worse. Regular, black-run African nations can't go a decade without falling into a bloody civil war. The entire reason why we're still functioning is because we removed those savages from the continent before they could harm us any more." Pieter said

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

[Low bloods]

"Well, I'll let you know, Africa itself is basically South America but 100x worse. Regular, black-run African nations can't go a decade without falling into a bloody civil war. The entire reason why we're still functioning is because we removed those savages from the continent before they could harm us any more." Pieter said

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

"Damn that's mean." Low

[Nantoraka]

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

"Damn that's mean." Low

“Not mean enough.”

[Third Kingdom]

'Is a cold day and the world is running around dazed and lost in space.'

[Low bloods]

'Is a cold day and the world is running around dazed and lost in space.'

The world glitches as a figure walks out of what seems to be thin air.

[Third Kingdom]

'Is a cold day and the world is running around dazed and lost in space.'

The world glitches as a figure walks out of what seems to be thin air.

'But the world got reset weeks ago....'

[Low bloods]

The world glitches as a figure walks out of what seems to be thin air.

'But the world got reset weeks ago....'

Isn't that a sign that the device is going bad?

[Third Kingdom]

'But the world got reset weeks ago....'

Isn't that a sign that the device is going bad?

'Maybe....'

[Afrikaaners Ryk]

"Well, I'll let you know, Africa itself is basically South America but 100x worse. Regular, black-run African nations can't go a decade without falling into a bloody civil war. The entire reason why we're still functioning is because we removed those savages from the continent before they could harm us any more." Pieter said

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

Velding had a small sip of his drink. "Nope, not legitimately at least." He said. "But according to the statistics on pony immigration in my universe, at least 250+ human-pony crossbreeds are on Earth, 60% of that number coming from the United Celtic Peoples. So don't go calling me the horsefucker when there's 250 parental figures that you could easily blame for having sex with these ponies."

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

Velding had a small sip of his drink. "Nope, not legitimately at least." He said. "But according to the statistics on pony immigration in my universe, at least 250+ human-pony crossbreeds are on Earth, 60% of that number coming from the United Celtic Peoples. So don't go calling me the horsefucker when there's 250 parental figures that you could easily blame for having sex with these ponies."

Shang puffed away at a small cigarette.

“We had trouble with ponies in our own land... One of the reasons we had to, well, have our exodus, besides the communist dictatorship and similar issues.

But really, we were actually researching a cure for crossbreeds at the time- genetic modification to bring them to fully-human bodies. The concept was always there, but we never had the tech to ever pull it off.”

[Low bloods]

"How distasteful."

[Third Kingdom]

'I hate the fucking cold'

[Nantoraka]

“Hey, it’s the beasty boys!”
“Have any half pony half human kids, yet?”

Velding had a small sip of his drink. "Nope, not legitimately at least." He said. "But according to the statistics on pony immigration in my universe, at least 250+ human-pony crossbreeds are on Earth, 60% of that number coming from the United Celtic Peoples. So don't go calling me the horsefucker when there's 250 parental figures that you could easily blame for having sex with these ponies."

Phur’an coughed, and made an exaggerated smell noise.
“Ahah, so you’re as bad as the Scottish!”
“I thought I could sniff that yiff coming from you.”

[Low bloods]

'I hate the fucking cold'

"I hate the cold along with a lot of other things." Low nods

[Third Kingdom]

'I hate the fucking cold'

"I hate the cold along with a lot of other things." Low nods

'You hate everything even your parents.'

[Stattr]

"Intriguing." Is playing with card in her hand and some that are floating around her.

[Nantoraka]

"Intriguing." Is playing with card in her hand and some that are floating around her.

Phur’an startled and yelled.
“AH!”
“The hell did you come from?”

[Third Kingdom]

"Intriguing." Is playing with card in her hand and some that are floating around her.

'Is it really intriguing or integrity.'

[Stattr]

"Intriguing." Is playing with card in her hand and some that are floating around her.

Phur’an startled and yelled.
“AH!”
“The hell did you come from?”

She looked at this person "Hell, you?"

"Intriguing." Is playing with card in her hand and some that are floating around her.

'Is it really intriguing or integrity.'

"It's intriguing. See this monster card?" She floated the card over to the person. "I want to make it come to life from the card as a 3d creature that does actual creature damage though."

[Nantoraka]

Phur’an startled and yelled.
“AH!”
“The hell did you come from?”

She looked at this person "Hell, you?"

'Is it really intriguing or integrity.'

"It's intriguing. See this monster card?" She floated the card over to the person. "I want to make it come to life from the card as a 3d creature that does actual creature damage though."

Phur’an pointed his thumb at the door.
“Outside. Anyways, who’re you?”

[Stattr]

She looked at this person "Hell, you?"


"It's intriguing. See this monster card?" She floated the card over to the person. "I want to make it come to life from the card as a 3d creature that does actual creature damage though."

Phur’an pointed his thumb at the door.
“Outside. Anyways, who’re you?”

"I am Stat. I've been here since the beginning. You are?"

[Nantoraka]

Phur’an pointed his thumb at the door.
“Outside. Anyways, who’re you?”

"I am Stat. I've been here since the beginning. You are?"

“Shlan’ak Phur’an.”
“I’ve been here....2, 3 months? Mainly all I’ve been doing recently is pissing off Sloppy Cloppy over there.”
Phur’an pointed at the general location of each of Afrikaaners Ryk’s characters.

[Third Kingdom]

"It's intriguing. See this monster card?" She floated the card over to the person. "I want to make it come to life from the card as a 3d creature that does actual creature damage though."

'Cool though I rather just summon creatures without bothering to use cards.Case in point.'

A nightmare appears then neighs and bites him.

'Oh..sorry.'

Unsummons it.

[Stattr]

"I am Stat. I've been here since the beginning. You are?"

“Shlan’ak Phur’an.”
“I’ve been here....2, 3 months? Mainly all I’ve been doing recently is pissing off Sloppy Cloppy over there.”
Phur’an pointed at the general location of each of Afrikaaners Ryk’s characters.

"Keep at it." She winks and chuckles. "It's a lot less...dull now a days."

"It's intriguing. See this monster card?" She floated the card over to the person. "I want to make it come to life from the card as a 3d creature that does actual creature damage though."

'Cool though I rather just summon creatures without bothering to use cards.Case in point.'

A nightmare appears then neighs and bites him.

'Oh..sorry.'

Unsummons it.

She chuckles once more. "Yeah. but I like a challenge."