Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Valentine Z]

Hello, Loves! How have you all been? For me, great, you know? 10 more minutes to a Whole New Year!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

[Low bloods]

Hello, Loves! How have you all been? For me, great, you know? 10 more minutes to a Whole New Year!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

"Bit isn't there a 31st so technically we haven't hit new years yet.c
" Vixen nods

[Low bloods]

Happy New Years everybody." Vixen chuckles as he made himself a drink and sighed.

[Christian Kingdom Of Appalachia]

Hey guys, what's going on?

[Low bloods]

"Howdy."

[Third Kingdom]

Comes in few his tails carrying a thin layer of ice.

'I hate the cold.'

[Low bloods]

Comes in few his tails carrying a thin layer of ice.

'I hate the cold.'

"It's The worse."

[Third Kingdom]

Comes in few his tails carrying a thin layer of ice.

'I hate the cold.'

"It's The worse."

'And you know even florida is very cold. Not as cold as northern states but still. Also you got something to take the ice off my tails?'

[Low bloods]

"It's The worse."

'And you know even florida is very cold. Not as cold as northern states but still. Also you got something to take the ice off my tails?'

"You can use my blanket as long as you don't make it smell like wet dog."

[Third Kingdom]

'And you know even florida is very cold. Not as cold as northern states but still. Also you got something to take the ice off my tails?'

"You can use my blanket as long as you don't make it smell like wet dog."

'Rude.'

Uses it to melt clear off the ice then shakes his tails.

'Thanks. And no it smell like nothing.'

[Low bloods]

"You can use my blanket as long as you don't make it smell like wet dog."

'Rude.'

Uses it to melt clear off the ice then shakes his tails.

'Thanks. And no it smell like nothing.'

"Nice, it's just last time somthing with due played down on it I had to wash it like five times."

[Third Kingdom]

'Rude.'

Uses it to melt clear off the ice then shakes his tails.

'Thanks. And no it smell like nothing.'

"Nice, it's just last time somthing with due played down on it I had to wash it like five times."

'Really? Well damn that sucks.'

[Third Kingdom]

'Year of the dog. Awesome.'

[Low bloods]

Low was fiddling with many things.

[Third Kingdom]

'Stop fiddling with the fiddle you fiddler!'

[Nantoraka]

'Stop fiddling with the fiddle you fiddler!'

"Careful, you'll blow a fuse."

[Third Kingdom]

'Stop fiddling with the fiddle you fiddler!'

"Careful, you'll blow a fuse."

'To late the fuse as been lit.'

[Greater South]

Dell Conagher walks in with a stressed look on his face.

"Damnit, I guess some of those dictator folk were right when they said democracy won't work. Now the South's got an election and it's like Trump and Hillary all over again, only ten times worse." Dell sighed.

[Nantoraka]

Dell Conagher walks in with a stressed look on his face.

"Damnit, I guess some of those dictator folk were right when they said democracy won't work. Now the South's got an election and it's like Trump and Hillary all over again, only ten times worse." Dell sighed.

Phur'an slowly clapped.
"I love being right."

[Greater South]

Dell Conagher walks in with a stressed look on his face.

"Damnit, I guess some of those dictator folk were right when they said democracy won't work. Now the South's got an election and it's like Trump and Hillary all over again, only ten times worse." Dell sighed.

Phur'an slowly clapped.
"I love being right."

"I ain't jokin' around, boy. If it was a normal election with candidates that actually made sense like Obama and Sanders then it could work. But no, we've got a big standoff between the two biggest sudden erections in Southern political history." Dell said as he had a large swig of whiskey.

"On one hand you've got John B. Layfield, this weird ole' conservative turned capitalist who literally wants to ransack and exploit our allies and go to war with Mekishima, a folded steel meat grinder that even mah generals don't want to be involved in. On the other, there's Applejack, who wants to completely dissolve the military, focus our main produce on agriculture and turn us into a diplomatic dwarf filled with hicks that'll probably go out massacring the species that that fuckin' pony deems 'harmful to our produce.' This is all damn stupid."

[Low bloods]

Phur'an slowly clapped.
"I love being right."

"I ain't jokin' around, boy. If it was a normal election with candidates that actually made sense like Obama and Sanders then it could work. But no, we've got a big standoff between the two biggest sudden erections in Southern political history." Dell said as he had a large swig of whiskey.

"On one hand you've got John B. Layfield, this weird ole' conservative turned capitalist who literally wants to ransack and exploit our allies and go to war with Mekishima, a folded steel meat grinder that even mah generals don't want to be involved in. On the other, there's Applejack, who wants to completely dissolve the military, focus our main produce on agriculture and turn us into a diplomatic dwarf filled with hicks that'll probably go out massacring the species that that fuckin' pony deems 'harmful to our produce.' This is all damn stupid."

"Yeah, there's lots of folk that wouldn't let that happen where I was at. Well try to... Our government is weird."-Low

[Third Kingdom]

'I dropped the bass and the bass. Letting the vibe do what it will.'

[Low bloods]

'I dropped the bass and the bass. Letting the vibe do what it will.'

The bass becomes a living creature and does whatever it feels like.

[Third Kingdom]

'I dropped the bass and the bass. Letting the vibe do what it will.'

The bass becomes a living creature and does whatever it feels like.

Which would be to drop the bass while playing the bass as a bass.

[Placeville]

The strange creature has been standing there silently for days now. The bar is flooded waist-high with its black, tar-like drippings.