Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Low bloods]

"It's Funny because [Redacted]"

'Cause fucking shit? Or [reacted]'

"Can't say, lips sealed." Low last down on a chair "This place doesn't have hotel rooms, and for good reason.... But it also means I have to sleep on the floor or the booths most of the time, well if I don't want to take the time to open a portal to my ordinary room, but that place makes me feel insane with how it's just a room without any doors and windows, well there is a window but I'm getting way too carried away."

[Third Kingdom]

'You always get carried away by the Tides of Darkness.'

He sighs.

'They should remake or make a new warcraft game and command and conquer games.'

[Low bloods]

'You always get carried away by the Tides of Darkness.'

He sighs.

'They should remake or make a new warcraft game and command and conquer games.'

He laughs "That is true, I don't think the light suits me, nor does true darkness. I mostly lie in the middle and always fail to pick a side."

[Third Kingdom]

'You always get carried away by the Tides of Darkness.'

He sighs.

'They should remake or make a new warcraft game and command and conquer games.'

He laughs "That is true, I don't think the light suits me, nor does true darkness. I mostly lie in the middle and always fail to pick a side."

'You are just neutral alignment not even a true neutral at that which I'd think you have a better chance of being.'

[Mekishima]

Suddenly, Emperor Kugo Toshi appeared in the room, coming back from a presentation in Tsunoshima (formerly El Salvador), still wearing Mekishiman soldier armor.

"Good evening. I see we are still all safe?" He said, turning to Dell all of the sudden.

"Ah, Dell! And I see that is the young child of the first couple of pony immigrants? Well, really, they shouldn't be immigrants considering... it's a long and sad tale." Kugo said.

[Valentine Z]

Suddenly, Emperor Kugo Toshi appeared in the room, coming back from a presentation in Tsunoshima (formerly El Salvador), still wearing Mekishiman soldier armor.

"Good evening. I see we are still all safe?" He said, turning to Dell all of the sudden.

"Ah, Dell! And I see that is the young child of the first couple of pony immigrants? Well, really, they shouldn't be immigrants considering... it's a long and sad tale." Kugo said.

Hello there! Ooh, a new person to talk to! Cheers, how are you?

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

[Mekishima]

Suddenly, Emperor Kugo Toshi appeared in the room, coming back from a presentation in Tsunoshima (formerly El Salvador), still wearing Mekishiman soldier armor.

"Good evening. I see we are still all safe?" He said, turning to Dell all of the sudden.

"Ah, Dell! And I see that is the young child of the first couple of pony immigrants? Well, really, they shouldn't be immigrants considering... it's a long and sad tale." Kugo said.

Hello there! Ooh, a new person to talk to! Cheers, how are you?

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

"I am doing quite fine myself. Rarely any of those damned pony immigrants around, plus the party in the UCP was fun. Until I got into a fight with one of the Celts. I think it was Gwilherm. Nontheless, he was impressive right until the next 10 seconds when he caught a migraine and he backed down, but I swiftly kicked him in the unmentionables, for such men who dishonor the Emperor do not deserve mercy."

[Valentine Z]

"I am doing quite fine myself. Rarely any of those damned pony immigrants around, plus the party in the UCP was fun. Until I got into a fight with one of the Celts. I think it was Gwilherm. Nontheless, he was impressive right until the next 10 seconds when he caught a migraine and he backed down, but I swiftly kicked him in the unmentionables, for such men who dishonor the Emperor do not deserve mercy."

Ohhh... ouch! Wow, you really showed him! Poor guy will feel it for a decade! >< For me, I don't usually get into a fight that often, but when I do... maybe just a swift bash to the back of the head. It works for most of the time!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

[Mekishima]

"Indeed. In such a civilised world, leaders are considered savages preforming violent acts themselves. It is why we have the Mekishiman Imperial Army and the Secret Police of Tsunoshima Province. I only carry my swords for when I am vulnerable or when the end is inevitable and I must commit suicide, which I am prepared for nearly every day. I never go to operations or battles by myself unless the time is right." Kugo said, taking one of his swords from his sheath and inspecting it, then sheathing it again.

[Higher Japan]

"Indeed. In such a civilised world, leaders are considered savages preforming violent acts themselves. It is why we have the Mekishiman Imperial Army and the Secret Police of Tsunoshima Province. I only carry my swords for when I am vulnerable or when the end is inevitable and I must commit suicide, which I am prepared for nearly every day. I never go to operations or battles by myself unless the time is right." Kugo said, taking one of his swords from his sheath and inspecting it, then sheathing it again.

"Kukuku, indeed, such a civilized world would be hell for me past self." Entity 0 said, looking at one of her rose stained blades as it barely reflected her safe like head, along with the hair sticking out from the end. "In the past, the naive fool that i was used to charge head on into battle, believing in faith as i came out unscathed. Perhaps something has change-kukuku- perhaps nothing has." As she said this, a weird neon colored liquid would leak from her neck.

[Greater South]

"Yeah, I never got the whole part of kings an' that leadin' their army to battle. I mean, that'd just cause more problems, right?" He said as he also unholstered his revolver, checking the cylinder before placing it back inside his coat. "This ole' thing saved my life when the Crab people hit."

[Mekishima]

"Yeah, I never got the whole part of kings an' that leadin' their army to battle. I mean, that'd just cause more problems, right?" He said as he also unholstered his revolver, checking the cylinder before placing it back inside his coat. "This ole' thing saved my life when the Crab people hit."

"Ah, a good old fashioned gun. I remember when the old Mekishiman army never even would have dreamed of a repeating firearm." Kugo said, having a glass of water

[Higher Japan]

"Yeah, I never got the whole part of kings an' that leadin' their army to battle. I mean, that'd just cause more problems, right?" He said as he also unholstered his revolver, checking the cylinder before placing it back inside his coat. "This ole' thing saved my life when the Crab people hit."

"Ah, a good old fashioned gun. I remember when the old Mekishiman army never even would have dreamed of a repeating firearm." Kugo said, having a glass of water

"Have you dreamed of disintegrating your enemies?" She mutters, sputtering out more of the neon like liquid, smelling of blood as the safe's wheel begins to turn.

[Mekishima]

"Ah, a good old fashioned gun. I remember when the old Mekishiman army never even would have dreamed of a repeating firearm." Kugo said, having a glass of water

"Have you dreamed of disintegrating your enemies?" She mutters, sputtering out more of the neon like liquid, smelling of blood as the safe's wheel begins to turn.

"Indeed. It happened plenty of times in the war against Central America. I can still smell the petroleum from the flamethrowers used in Belize." Kugo said, then staring at the Entity. "Are you okay? You seem to be leaking."

[Higher Japan]

"Have you dreamed of disintegrating your enemies?" She mutters, sputtering out more of the neon like liquid, smelling of blood as the safe's wheel begins to turn.

"Indeed. It happened plenty of times in the war against Central America. I can still smell the petroleum from the flamethrowers used in Belize." Kugo said, then staring at the Entity. "Are you okay? You seem to be leaking."

"Not just with flamethrowers, beyond that. Plasma. Nothing must remain for full disintegration." She said, taking a small piece of cloth and cleaning the liquid casually as she said nothing in response.

[Mekishima]

"Ah. Well then, no. Complete vaporization would be painless. For those that insult my honor, they deserve nothing more than to have their eyes gouged out and their testes stuffed in the sockets." Kugo said.

[Valentine Z]

"Ah. Well then, no. Complete vaporization would be painless. For those that insult my honor, they deserve nothing more than to have their eyes gouged out and their testes stuffed in the sockets." Kugo said.

Ohh, dear! Too much information, Love! Hahaha, man, remind me not to piss you off!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

[Higher Japan]

"Ah. Well then, no. Complete vaporization would be painless. For those that insult my honor, they deserve nothing more than to have their eyes gouged out and their testes stuffed in the sockets." Kugo said.

"Kukukuku, perhaps so. But of course, clearly you've never felt what it was like to be suspended in an iron maiden under sub zero temperatures and live during it all."

[Mekishima]

"Ah. Well then, no. Complete vaporization would be painless. For those that insult my honor, they deserve nothing more than to have their eyes gouged out and their testes stuffed in the sockets." Kugo said.

Ohh, dear! Too much information, Love! Hahaha, man, remind me not to piss you off!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

"Indeed. I remember once when I walked through the streets of the newly-occupied territory in Costa Rica when a man through a log of his feces at me. Next day, we were playing marionettes using him and his family, with their veins and muscular tissue as strings." Kugo said. "Sorry for the gory details. Honestly, at least we're not the Afrikaaners. Heard they rape pony civilians. PONIES. Like the ones we executed 8 years prior to the war in Equestria. Four of them came, two mares and two stallions. Both executed for dishonoring the Emperor, and also because I needed a quick salami sandwich. You do know what's in a Mekishiman salami sub, right?"

[Valentine Z]

"Indeed. I remember once when I walked through the streets of the newly-occupied territory in Costa Rica when a man through a log of his feces at me. Next day, we were playing marionettes using him and his family, with their veins and muscular tissue as strings." Kugo said. "Sorry for the gory details. Honestly, at least we're not the Afrikaaners. Heard they rape pony civilians. PONIES. Like the ones we executed 8 years prior to the war in Equestria. Four of them came, two mares and two stallions. Both executed for dishonoring the Emperor, and also because I needed a quick salami sandwich. You do know what's in a Mekishiman salami sub, right?"

[While trying to be as polite as possible, Gwen simply could not take it... she can't take on the GORE! ]

Ohh, umm, one moment please! * Blinks to the nearest toilet * * Gags *

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

OOC: Oh dear, there isn't any mention of a toilet in the rules / first post. I assume that there's one?

[Mekishima]

"Indeed. I remember once when I walked through the streets of the newly-occupied territory in Costa Rica when a man through a log of his feces at me. Next day, we were playing marionettes using him and his family, with their veins and muscular tissue as strings." Kugo said. "Sorry for the gory details. Honestly, at least we're not the Afrikaaners. Heard they rape pony civilians. PONIES. Like the ones we executed 8 years prior to the war in Equestria. Four of them came, two mares and two stallions. Both executed for dishonoring the Emperor, and also because I needed a quick salami sandwich. You do know what's in a Mekishiman salami sub, right?"

[While trying to be as polite as possible, Gwen simply could not take it... she can't take on the GORE! ]

Ohh, umm, one moment please! * Blinks to the nearest toilet * * Gags *

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

OOC: Oh dear, there isn't any mention of a toilet in the rules. I assume that there's one?

"Some people just would not have the heart to do what I do." Kugo said, drinking some water. "And it is true. But it is only moral instinct - something we traded in favor of honor and power a long time ago. And thinking about it now, I have slowly come to regret that decision." Kugo said as a tear left his eye.

OOC: No, there's no toilet. There is a trashcan though.

[Higher Japan]

[While trying to be as polite as possible, Gwen simply could not take it... she can't take on the GORE! ]

Ohh, umm, one moment please! * Blinks to the nearest toilet * * Gags *

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

OOC: Oh dear, there isn't any mention of a toilet in the rules. I assume that there's one?

"Some people just would not have the heart to do what I do." Kugo said, drinking some water. "And it is true. But it is only moral instinct - something we traded in favor of honor and power a long time ago. And thinking about it now, I have slowly come to regret that decision." Kugo said as a tear left his eye.

OOC: No, there's no toilet. There is a trashcan though.

"Kukuku, your path has been set by destiny." Entity 0 says, the safe finally opening as it reveals only the empty void as her head. "Destiny is absolute, and even i, one day by the will of the writer, will die."

[Mekishima]

"Some people just would not have the heart to do what I do." Kugo said, drinking some water. "And it is true. But it is only moral instinct - something we traded in favor of honor and power a long time ago. And thinking about it now, I have slowly come to regret that decision." Kugo said as a tear left his eye.

OOC: No, there's no toilet. There is a trashcan though.

"Kukuku, your path has been set by destiny." Entity 0 says, the safe finally opening as it reveals only the empty void as her head. "Destiny is absolute, and even i, one day by the will of the writer, will die."

"Please stop, miss, for you are going to truly shatter the fourth wall soon, and we will all be crushed under the rubble, just like what Roseamenus did!" Kugo said before interrupting himself. "...I mean... I have no idea what you are talking about."

[Higher Japan]

"Kukuku, your path has been set by destiny." Entity 0 says, the safe finally opening as it reveals only the empty void as her head. "Destiny is absolute, and even i, one day by the will of the writer, will die."

"Please stop, miss, for you are going to truly shatter the fourth wall soon, and we will all be crushed under the rubble, just like what Roseamenus did!" Kugo said before interrupting himself. "...I mean... I have no idea what you are talking about."

"Did you really think that i chose this path on my own." This time, her voice was warped and contorted between male and female. "I was given this form out of spite, out of boredom, to relieve the writer of boredom. Now, I have been thought of as nothing but a monster."

[Mekishima]

"Please stop, miss, for you are going to truly shatter the fourth wall soon, and we will all be crushed under the rubble, just like what Roseamenus did!" Kugo said before interrupting himself. "...I mean... I have no idea what you are talking about."

"Did you really think that i chose this path on my own." This time, her voice was warped and contorted between male and female. "I was given this form out of spite, out of boredom, to relieve the writer of boredom. Now, I have been thought of as nothing but a monster."

"Man will come around as he pleases, but us in the other world have no choice. We're all cogs in the machine. I cannot even be the character I am supposed to be because he doesn't know me enough to properly establish my character. Hell, he doesn't even know his full self, even less than me." Kugo said. "Me, and probably leaders a number of other nations on here he has made are like sons to him, and he knows nothing lasts forever, so if this world goes and he loses us, it'd be devastating."