Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[New Castillan Empire]

Meanwhile, as Jose, Fernando and the Queen were relaxing, two alien comrades entered: good old Faustin Meñacabatiz as well as his new comrade Anton walked into the saloon.

"...and then the Sangrelfa said 'amigo, we got to give the horse a break some time!'" Anton said as they both laughed. "Anyways... you were going to tell me?"

"Well, I'm actually going to be out of the town for a while. Just got the bit for an actor in this film called 'the Shape of Water'. Going to be filmed down in Nueva Carolinas." Faustin said.

"Dios mio, that's amazing! Shame us Gabitos never get good film roles. In any sort of role, people just tend to laugh at us..." Anton said

[Valentine Z]

With Jacob making a leave and waving his goodbyes to everyone, our excitable and jolly Clarissa hit the scene! This time, she got herself a more human-like body, and to coincide with her Japanese name. The 8 meter height still applies.

Helloooo, everyone! Ooh, it's been a while since I last came here!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[New Castillan Empire]

With Jacob making a leave and waving his goodbyes to everyone, our excitable and jolly Clarissa hit the scene! This time, she got herself a more human-like body, and to coincide with her Japanese name. The 8 meter height still applies.

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Helloooo, everyone! Ooh, it's been a while since I last came here!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

"Same." Faustin said as he laid back onto a couch with Anton.

"Oh, and this Gabito friend of mine next to me is Anton." Faustin said as the 3-foot-tall Gabbit waved.

[Valentine Z]

"Same." Faustin said as he laid back onto a couch with Anton.

"Oh, and this Gabito friend of mine next to me is Anton." Faustin said as the 3-foot-tall Gabbit waved.

* Kneels Down * Ooh, hello, Anton! Sooo nice to see you all here, haha!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[New Castillan Empire]

"Same." Faustin said as he laid back onto a couch with Anton.

"Oh, and this Gabito friend of mine next to me is Anton." Faustin said as the 3-foot-tall Gabbit waved.

* Kneels Down * Ooh, hello, Anton! Sooo nice to see you all here, haha!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

Anton swooned, seeing Clarissa in her new form.
"And it's nice to see you too, baby..." Anton said in a sultry tone.

"Sorry, amigo, but I don't think she's interested in dating short one-legged frog people." Faustin snarked.

"Hey, don't get all show-offy because you got a part in a movie! Besides, you don't look to impressive yourself." Anton snapped.

"Yeah, well just be glad you get the honor of seeing up her skirt, Tyri-One-Leggister." the Volano said as the Gabbit gave him a dirty look.

[Valentine Z]

Anton swooned, seeing Clarissa in her new form.
"And it's nice to see you too, baby..." Anton said in a sultry tone.

"Sorry, amigo, but I don't think she's interested in dating short one-legged frog people." Faustin snarked.

"Hey, don't get all show-offy because you got a part in a movie! Besides, you don't look to impressive yourself." Anton snapped.

"Yeah, well just be glad you get the honor of seeing up her skirt, Tyri-One-Leggister." the Volano said as the Gabbit gave him a dirty look.

Clarissa was highly amused, as per usual for her. Nothing up her skirt, because... robot.

Hahaha, my friends, I like you all just the way you are! Though... I'm not exactly in dating anyone yet, desole ! We can be friends!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[Low bloods]

Outside a van suddenly comes to a hard stop making a screeching noise.
A loud thump followed as muffled voices spoke to one another.
Finally a yoyo flung through the door with a well thrown precision that wrapped around the Neko before tightening up he pushed his coat togeather, it functioning as a shield. He knew the case of what was going to happen next as the wire ignites in a neon blue closed in on him putting him in a tight wrap.
The car screaches as it drives off, sending Raven flying out the door. "You gotta be kidding me!" He said as he tried to resist the pull with the end result failing, still getting sent through the door

[Valentine Z]

Clarissa was a little frightened and exclaimed a little.

Ahh, what is that noise and commotion? Hm hm, this place is as always as eventful as I came in that time!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[Low bloods]

Clarissa was a little frightened and exclaimed a little.

Ahh, what is that noise and commotion? Hm hm, this place is as always as eventful as I came in that time!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

Raven walks back in being roughed up a bit."Not tight enough, I guess those guys did survive a ship crash, I mean how do you manage that?"He sighed and took a seat again and finishes his drink
A loud pop could be heard in the distance.
"Sticky grenades do wonders."

[The South Falls]

May strode into the bar, her hair still cut short. She drank from a flask on her belt, the only implement that existed there. Her gun and array of knives were concealed within her. She was alone this time, for a reason she did not care to explain. She'd taken her old face, the round, pale, visage that had served her so well in the past. Her neck bore more scars than could be concealed with the high collar of her uniform. The field-green of the uniform was the same type that had made up her shirts and pants in the time frame before. She was not covered in blood as she often was when she entered the bar. Her uniform was clean, and pressed, unlike her normally. She was about 7 feet tall, a departure from her average of 6 feet and 1 inch. She walked herself towards the table, and asked for a single vodka, with not so much as another word.

[New Castillan Empire]

Anton swooned, seeing Clarissa in her new form.
"And it's nice to see you too, baby..." Anton said in a sultry tone.

"Sorry, amigo, but I don't think she's interested in dating short one-legged frog people." Faustin snarked.

"Hey, don't get all show-offy because you got a part in a movie! Besides, you don't look to impressive yourself." Anton snapped.

"Yeah, well just be glad you get the honor of seeing up her skirt, Tyri-One-Leggister." the Volano said as the Gabbit gave him a dirty look.

Clarissa was highly amused, as per usual for her. Nothing up her skirt, because... robot.

Hahaha, my friends, I like you all just the way you are! Though... I'm not exactly in dating anyone yet, desole ! We can be friends!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

"Awww, I got friendzoned... But, hey, at least you're not calling me a disgusting freak. Most people look at us Gabitos like that. At least with the Volanos and that, they are somewhat homonid in their physical appearance... but with me, I just look like a freak..." Anton said as he started whimpering and crying.

[Valentine Z]

Clarissa saw May coming in and ordering a drink without a word. She figured that she would leave her alone for a while, given the perceived mood.

"Awww, I got friendzoned... But, hey, at least you're not calling me a disgusting freak. Most people look at us Gabitos like that. At least with the Volanos and that, they are somewhat homonid in their physical appearance... but with me, I just look like a freak..." Anton said as he started whimpering and crying.

Clarissa crouched down besides the Gabito and gave him a friendly hug. Not too tight, but also pretty genuine... well, genuine for a robot with a human mind.

There, there... It's okay, my friend... I don't think of you that way. You have quite a beautiful personality inside of you! Besides, there doesn't need to be a single standard for a beauty!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[The South Falls]

Clarissa was highly amused, as per usual for her. Nothing up her skirt, because... robot.

Hahaha, my friends, I like you all just the way you are! Though... I'm not exactly in dating anyone yet, desole ! We can be friends!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

"Awww, I got friendzoned... But, hey, at least you're not calling me a disgusting freak. Most people look at us Gabitos like that. At least with the Volanos and that, they are somewhat homonid in their physical appearance... but with me, I just look like a freak..." Anton said as he started whimpering and crying.

May stared at the Gabito. Not for too long, but for a short amount of time. She wrenched her eyes away as she processed what she saw before her. It was a slimy half-humanoid, with one central leg as opposed to two. The rest of the Castilians were there as well, so she decided to just walk towards them.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Awww, I got friendzoned... But, hey, at least you're not calling me a disgusting freak. Most people look at us Gabitos like that. At least with the Volanos and that, they are somewhat homonid in their physical appearance... but with me, I just look like a freak..." Anton said as he started whimpering and crying.

May stared at the Gabito. Not for too long, but for a short amount of time. She wrenched her eyes away as she processed what she saw before her. It was a slimy half-humanoid, with one central leg as opposed to two. The rest of the Castilians were there as well, so she decided to just walk towards them.

"Oh, hey, May, amiga, long time no see!" Celaeno called out. "yeah, things really haven't been the same around here for a bit. I had basically enacted a lighthearted form of torture on an attempted assassin, Sabrina hung herself, we have a weird Gabito friend and also Eliah has gotten a bit.. big." She said, nodding toward the stand outside as Eliah turned around and waved, her chubby stomach peeking out of the uniform top. "Anyways, how's life for you?"

[Valentine Z]

Clarissa finished hugging the little guy, so she then got up, sat cross-legged, and waved at May.

Ooh, hello there, my friend! Hahaha, I would talk to you just now, but you looked so intense!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[The South Falls]

May stared at the Gabito. Not for too long, but for a short amount of time. She wrenched her eyes away as she processed what she saw before her. It was a slimy half-humanoid, with one central leg as opposed to two. The rest of the Castilians were there as well, so she decided to just walk towards them.

"Oh, hey, May, amiga, long time no see!" Celaeno called out. "yeah, things really haven't been the same around here for a bit. I had basically enacted a lighthearted form of torture on an attempted assassin, Sabrina hung herself, we have a weird Gabito friend and also Eliah has gotten a bit.. big." She said, nodding toward the stand outside as Eliah turned around and waved, her chubby stomach peeking out of the uniform top. "Anyways, how's life for you?"

May cradled her head in her left hand, her right reaching into her pocket. "Sabrina hung herself?" She put her gun on the table, continuing to drink. "Where is she buried? I have one last thing I need to do."

[The South Falls]

Clarissa finished hugging the little guy, so she then got up, sat cross-legged, and waved at May.

Ooh, hello there, my friend! Hahaha, I would talk to you just now, but you looked so intense!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

May acknowledged her with a quick wave, really trying to get to Sabrina's burial spot.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Oh, hey, May, amiga, long time no see!" Celaeno called out. "yeah, things really haven't been the same around here for a bit. I had basically enacted a lighthearted form of torture on an attempted assassin, Sabrina hung herself, we have a weird Gabito friend and also Eliah has gotten a bit.. big." She said, nodding toward the stand outside as Eliah turned around and waved, her chubby stomach peeking out of the uniform top. "Anyways, how's life for you?"

May cradled her head in her left hand, her right reaching into her pocket. "Sabrina hung herself?" She put her gun on the table, continuing to drink. "Where is she buried? I have one last thing I need to do."

"Sabrina was buried in San Miguel in her hometown back on the planet of Nueva Venezuela. I'd warp you there, but there's only two warp locales active on it at the moment, and they're pretty far away from the town. Don't worry, she had a wonderous funeral. It even inspired me to enact a law to give compensation to the families and veterans of those who serve." Celaeno said. "Yeah, I'm not happy about it either. In fact, pretty much anyone who knew her is just devastated, but at least she's with her little hermana. Or, actually, she's in hell, as those who suicide are, but hopefully she coaxes Him into living with him once more. She always captures someone's heart when she wants to."

[The South Falls]

May cradled her head in her left hand, her right reaching into her pocket. "Sabrina hung herself?" She put her gun on the table, continuing to drink. "Where is she buried? I have one last thing I need to do."

"Sabrina was buried in San Miguel in her hometown back on the planet of Nueva Venezuela. I'd warp you there, but there's only two warp locales active on it at the moment, and they're pretty far away from the town. Don't worry, she had a wonderous funeral. It even inspired me to enact a law to give compensation to the families and veterans of those who serve." Celaeno said. "Yeah, I'm not happy about it either. In fact, pretty much anyone who knew her is just devastated, but at least she's with her little hermana. Or, actually, she's in hell, as those who suicide are, but hopefully she coaxes Him into living with him once more. She always captures someone's heart when she wants to."

May's face became a grimace. "Well... there's nothing I can do. We are only allowed to conduct salutes of foreigners on neutral soil, or our own soil. I... wish that I could have cut her down, or said goodbye to her. I have no idea as to how to help her. I fucking hate all of this death. I just want us to live for fuck's sake!" She thought about putting the gun to her own head, starting her own explosion so she'd just leave this place. She took her hand off her weapon, and the Queen's 'you're going to hell'.

[Low bloods]

Raven took his coat off and pats it down getting all the dust off, he mumbles to himself as he does so.
His ears perk up as he noticed there were quite the amount compared to prior moments. He saw so many people but didn't know any, yet the place still felt kind of familiar to him.
However he shook this feeling knowing it was far from the same that he had once expirenced.

[New Castillan Empire]

"Sabrina was buried in San Miguel in her hometown back on the planet of Nueva Venezuela. I'd warp you there, but there's only two warp locales active on it at the moment, and they're pretty far away from the town. Don't worry, she had a wonderous funeral. It even inspired me to enact a law to give compensation to the families and veterans of those who serve." Celaeno said. "Yeah, I'm not happy about it either. In fact, pretty much anyone who knew her is just devastated, but at least she's with her little hermana. Or, actually, she's in hell, as those who suicide are, but hopefully she coaxes Him into living with him once more. She always captures someone's heart when she wants to."

May's face became a grimace. "Well... there's nothing I can do. We are only allowed to conduct salutes of foreigners on neutral soil, or our own soil. I... wish that I could have cut her down, or said goodbye to her. I have no idea as to how to help her. I fucking hate all of this death. I just want us to live for fuck's sake!" She thought about putting the gun to her own head, starting her own explosion so she'd just leave this place. She took her hand off her weapon, and the Queen's 'you're going to hell'.

"Well... that's just the cycle of life. I already gave her a posthumous reward and also heard a mention of you in her memorial service, so that should be good enough, really." Celaeno said. "And while I'd love to see it, really, death happens all around us, every day, violent or not. There's no promises that we won't stop anyone else from killing each other or themselves, but maybe, just maybe, the light will break through the clouds, and that glimmer of hope, peace, happiness and all will shine upon this bar. Metaphorically speaking, of course. It's actually nice and sunny around here. I wonder why." Celaeno said as her eyes widened.

"Oh, dios mio, that reminds me! I left that assassin on the torture rack outside! It must be a whole hour now!" Celaeno said as she sprung up.

"Don't worry, she means tickling. Really, it's one of the only permitted forms of torture we have." Anton said. "Just be thankful he wasn't forced to listen to Celine Dion on loop."

[The South Falls]

May's face became a grimace. "Well... there's nothing I can do. We are only allowed to conduct salutes of foreigners on neutral soil, or our own soil. I... wish that I could have cut her down, or said goodbye to her. I have no idea as to how to help her. I fucking hate all of this death. I just want us to live for fuck's sake!" She thought about putting the gun to her own head, starting her own explosion so she'd just leave this place. She took her hand off her weapon, and the Queen's 'you're going to hell'.

"Well... that's just the cycle of life. I already gave her a posthumous reward and also heard a mention of you in her memorial service, so that should be good enough, really." Celaeno said. "And while I'd love to see it, really, death happens all around us, every day, violent or not. There's no promises that we won't stop anyone else from killing each other or themselves, but maybe, just maybe, the light will break through the clouds, and that glimmer of hope, peace, happiness and all will shine upon this bar. Metaphorically speaking, of course. It's actually nice and sunny around here. I wonder why." Celaeno said as her eyes widened.

"Oh, dios mio, that reminds me! I left that assassin on the torture rack outside! It must be a whole hour now!" Celaeno said as she sprung up.

"Don't worry, she means tickling. Really, it's one of the only permitted forms of torture we have." Anton said. "Just be thankful he wasn't forced to listen to Celine Dion on loop."

May's expression hardened, and she pulled her revolver out once more. "I heard there was a slavery in this building. I cannot arrest him, but I can give him a piece of my mind. A bloody piece." She produced an unmarked spray can, and pressed it to the table alongside the revolver. She placed a gas mask on her face. The knives under her shirt would come out later. "Where is he?" She asked, fists gripping the weapon. "I will show him a little surprise."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Well... that's just the cycle of life. I already gave her a posthumous reward and also heard a mention of you in her memorial service, so that should be good enough, really." Celaeno said. "And while I'd love to see it, really, death happens all around us, every day, violent or not. There's no promises that we won't stop anyone else from killing each other or themselves, but maybe, just maybe, the light will break through the clouds, and that glimmer of hope, peace, happiness and all will shine upon this bar. Metaphorically speaking, of course. It's actually nice and sunny around here. I wonder why." Celaeno said as her eyes widened.

"Oh, dios mio, that reminds me! I left that assassin on the torture rack outside! It must be a whole hour now!" Celaeno said as she sprung up.

"Don't worry, she means tickling. Really, it's one of the only permitted forms of torture we have." Anton said. "Just be thankful he wasn't forced to listen to Celine Dion on loop."

May's expression hardened, and she pulled her revolver out once more. "I heard there was a slavery in this building. I cannot arrest him, but I can give him a piece of my mind. A bloody piece." She produced an unmarked spray can, and pressed it to the table alongside the revolver. She placed a gas mask on her face. The knives under her shirt would come out later. "Where is he?" She asked, fists gripping the weapon. "I will show him a little surprise."

As May finished her speech, suddenly Sultan Mehmet and two of his guard would wander into the saloon, along with poor Zara, who had her face concealed with ahijab as she looked down, not wanting anyone to see her busted lip and black eye.

"Ah, it is good to be back here again. Hopefully this time there shall be no more trouble." Mehmet said before turning to Celaeno. "Or, as little trouble as there will be without this damned kafir pretender being in my presence. And she's made some new friends too, methinks!" The Turkish sultan laughed.

[Valentine Z]

As May finished her speech, suddenly Sultan Mehmet and two of his guard would wander into the saloon, along with poor Zara, who had her face concealed with ahijab as she looked down, not wanting anyone to see her busted lip and black eye.

"Ah, it is good to be back here again. Hopefully this time there shall be no more trouble." Mehmet said before turning to Celaeno. "Or, as little trouble as there will be without this damned kafir pretender being in my presence. And she's made some new friends too, methinks!" The Turkish sultan laughed.

Helloooo there! Hmm, what's wrong with her?
// EM SPECTRUM ANALYSIS COMPLETE. SUBJECT HAS MULTIPLE WOUNDS ON THE FACIAL AREA. //
Hmm... is she okay?

- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Vt. Clementine Harumi

[New Castillan Empire]

May's expression hardened, and she pulled her revolver out once more. "I heard there was a slavery in this building. I cannot arrest him, but I can give him a piece of my mind. A bloody piece." She produced an unmarked spray can, and pressed it to the table alongside the revolver. She placed a gas mask on her face. The knives under her shirt would come out later. "Where is he?" She asked, fists gripping the weapon. "I will show him a little surprise."

As May finished her speech, suddenly Sultan Mehmet and two of his guard would wander into the saloon, along with poor Zara, who had her face concealed with ahijab as she looked down, not wanting anyone to see her busted lip and black eye.

"Ah, it is good to be back here again. Hopefully this time there shall be no more trouble." Mehmet said before turning to Celaeno. "Or, as little trouble as there will be without this damned kafir pretender being in my presence. And she's made some new friends too, methinks!" The Turkish sultan laughed.

"How about you fuck off, you fat Muslim prick?" Celaeno jeered as she then turned to May.
"This guy is just a complete asshole. We used to be comrades, the Castillans and the Turks, but then he came to the throne and fucked everything up. Now he goes around running his mouth like a faucet and with it his disgusting Arab janissaries and that 'comfort woman' of his, which is probably most certainly a former member of royalty from a nation he conquered. Seriously, what Noel is to you, Mehmet is like that, except I have to spend at least one moment of my time every day hearing about that fat bearded fuck and his stupid Sharia. It's like the spot you can't wash off the dish that turns into a fungal infection, or acne behind the ear." Celaeno angrily stated.

"Actually, the Turk guards themselves aren't that bad. Right, Yousef?" He said as he looked to an Ottoman guard who smiled at the Gabito.