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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:06 am

Low bloods wrote:"I pick up odd jobs, but never been in wars,
Well, pointless ones that were out of petty arguments... unless I got a bone to pick with the opposing side." Blood nods "You seem like my type of guy, a rage filled soul."


Let's say they have not only invaded and killed my friends, and invaded cities, but... they have killed my pet rabbit. Ekkor haláluk biztos. 1
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1: That's when their death is certain.
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:44 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Next invasion? From who? I'll just tell you this, amigo, if you need our help, we'll be glad to hand it to ya." the Queen said. "Anyways, you want a meal too? My blood elf amiga is hosting her own fast food stand across the way."


Well, if you would like to, I always welcome an extra hand. Demonic invasion, is what I am saying. And I got a great communicator for them.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

From his pocket dimension a la most game characters, he took out an extremely beefy and huge chainsaw. Slighty used with some blood on it.

"Wait... demonic?" Celaeno said. "Yeah, that's out of my league. Most I can do is send the Bishop of Leon."

Suddenly, Jose and Fernando walked in with a man resembling an assassin being restrained in his arms. "Mi reina, we caught this man snooping around armed with many concealed weapons, a potential assassin if you will."

"LET ME GO, YOU PIGS! THIS QUEEN MUST DIE! She has oppressed us Westorosi for too long." the assassin screamed.

"Oooh, an assassin! Lovely time to test out this new doctrine on torture we've been working on." Celaeno chuckled as she took the man outside and warped in a chair to strap him to with the guards holding him down as she pulled out a briefcase.
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:00 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Wait... demonic?" Celaeno said. "Yeah, that's out of my league. Most I can do is send the Bishop of Leon."

Suddenly, Jose and Fernando walked in with a man resembling an assassin being restrained in his arms. "Mi reina, we caught this man snooping around armed with many concealed weapons, a potential assassin if you will."

"LET ME GO, YOU PIGS! THIS QUEEN MUST DIE! She has oppressed us Westorosi for too long." the assassin screamed.

"Oooh, an assassin! Lovely time to test out this new doctrine on torture we've been working on." Celaeno chuckled as she took the man outside and warped in a chair to strap him to with the guards holding him down as she pulled out a briefcase.


He couldn't help it. He should probably mind his own business, but at the same time, he needs to know what is happening.

Well, sorry for the intrusion, but... what's all this going to be? Who is this man?
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:14 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Wait... demonic?" Celaeno said. "Yeah, that's out of my league. Most I can do is send the Bishop of Leon."

Suddenly, Jose and Fernando walked in with a man resembling an assassin being restrained in his arms. "Mi reina, we caught this man snooping around armed with many concealed weapons, a potential assassin if you will."

"LET ME GO, YOU PIGS! THIS QUEEN MUST DIE! She has oppressed us Westorosi for too long." the assassin screamed.

"Oooh, an assassin! Lovely time to test out this new doctrine on torture we've been working on." Celaeno chuckled as she took the man outside and warped in a chair to strap him to with the guards holding him down as she pulled out a briefcase.


He couldn't help it. He should probably mind his own business, but at the same time, he needs to know what is happening.

Well, sorry for the intrusion, but... what's all this going to be? Who is this man?
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel


"Oh! I forgot to tell you, I revamped the law, so now we hold torture as a legal doctrine that I can permit sagains my attempted assassins!" Queen Celaeno said

"Hah! I have lost many parts of my body to injury and torture. Try your worst." The assassin said before making a scared expression as Celaeno pulled out a briefcase and pulled out an ostrich feather.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:18 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Oh! I forgot to tell you, I revamped the law, so now we hold torture as a legal doctrine that I can permit sagains my attempted assassins!" Queen Celaeno said

"Hah! I have lost many parts of my body to injury and torture. Try your worst." The assassin said before making a scared expression as Celaeno pulled out a briefcase and pulled out an ostrich feather.


That sounds dangerous... Torture to be legal and all. Heh, what are you doing to do, tickle him to death?
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Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:22 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Oh! I forgot to tell you, I revamped the law, so now we hold torture as a legal doctrine that I can permit sagains my attempted assassins!" Queen Celaeno said

"Hah! I have lost many parts of my body to injury and torture. Try your worst." The assassin said before making a scared expression as Celaeno pulled out a briefcase and pulled out an ostrich feather.


That sounds dangerous... Torture to be legal and all. Heh, what are you doing to do, tickle him to death?
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Percisely." Celaeno said as she pressed a button on her briefcase to reveal an array of tools, including a feather duster, a toothbrush and a drill with a fuzzy end.

"Oh god... anything but this..." the Assassin said in a genuinely concerned manner.
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-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:24 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Percisely." Celaeno said as she pressed a button on her briefcase to reveal an array of tools, including a feather duster, a toothbrush and a drill with a fuzzy end.

"Oh god... anything but this..." the Assassin said in a genuinely concerned manner.


Jacob simply shrugged.

Well, this won't be too bad.
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:37 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Percisely." Celaeno said as she pressed a button on her briefcase to reveal an array of tools, including a feather duster, a toothbrush and a drill with a fuzzy end.

"Oh god... anything but this..." the Assassin said in a genuinely concerned manner.


Jacob simply shrugged.

Well, this won't be too bad.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel


"Please, no! YOU LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW PAINSTAKING THIS IS! I AM LITERALLY GOING TO-" The assassin screamed in horror as he was gagged and his boots and shirt was removed.

"You know, I actually feel a little creative with this. Fernando! Kick the stereo." Celaeno commanded as the soldier pulled out a portable tape recorder and played "Stuck In The Middle With You" loudly as the Queen started iconically dancing as she approached the stocked, gagged assassin.

"I know there was a particular TV series that beat me to the punchline, but hey... oppurtunity presents itself." She said as she gave and evil smile as she leveled the feather to the assassin's feet.

"Damn shame Juan was gone. He would have wanted to see this." Jose joked.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:44 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Please, no! YOU LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW PAINSTAKING THIS IS! I AM LITERALLY GOING TO-" The assassin screamed in horror as he was gagged and his boots and shirt was removed.

"You know, I actually feel a little creative with this. Fernando! Kick the stereo." Celaeno commanded as the soldier pulled out a portable tape recorder and played "Stuck In The Middle With You" loudly as the Queen started iconically dancing as she approached the stocked, gagged assassin.

"I know there was a particular TV series that beat me to the punchline, but hey... oppurtunity presents itself." She said as she gave and evil smile as she leveled the feather to the assassin's feet.

"Damn shame Juan was gone. He would have wanted to see this." Jose joked.


And this certainly is something I don't see every day. Did you practice this, or is this your first time?
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Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:59 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Please, no! YOU LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW PAINSTAKING THIS IS! I AM LITERALLY GOING TO-" The assassin screamed in horror as he was gagged and his boots and shirt was removed.

"You know, I actually feel a little creative with this. Fernando! Kick the stereo." Celaeno commanded as the soldier pulled out a portable tape recorder and played "Stuck In The Middle With You" loudly as the Queen started iconically dancing as she approached the stocked, gagged assassin.

"I know there was a particular TV series that beat me to the punchline, but hey... oppurtunity presents itself." She said as she gave and evil smile as she leveled the feather to the assassin's feet.

"Damn shame Juan was gone. He would have wanted to see this." Jose joked.


And this certainly is something I don't see every day. Did you practice this, or is this your first time?
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel


"Trust me, that part is confidential." The Queen said as she mercilessly tickled the assassin.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:02 am

As the Celts drank inside the bar, Bradwr looked back outside.

"Aye, that bloody queen's a lush looker! Sure wish I was in that seat..." the Welshman said.

"Don't you have sheep to be buggering somewhere, Roberts?" Wurgent snapped.

"Easy, lad, a man can dream..." Bradwr snarked.
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:11 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I pick up odd jobs, but never been in wars,
Well, pointless ones that were out of petty arguments... unless I got a bone to pick with the opposing side." Blood nods "You seem like my type of guy, a rage filled soul."


Let's say they have not only invaded and killed my friends, and invaded cities, but... they have killed my pet rabbit. Ekkor haláluk biztos. 1
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

1: That's when their death is certain.

Vixen laughs "Dejavu."

"Most of the time demons fight over the dumbest of things, as do angels. I'd rather not get caught up in any of it." Blood shook his head.
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:14 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Trust me, that part is confidential." The Queen said as she mercilessly tickled the assassin.


Hmm, all righty, then. Just make sure he doesn't break his laugh box, or something.
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Low bloods wrote:Vixen laughs "Dejavu."

"Most of the time demons fight over the dumbest of things, as do angels. I'd rather not get caught up in any of it." Blood shook his head.


Well, well... I have mercy for those that didn't blow my head off of tried to cut me into pieces. The act of just gunning everything is still around, but I would at least shoot one non-lethal plasma round before they react. If they still charge at me, then tough luck.
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:37 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Trust me, that part is confidential." The Queen said as she mercilessly tickled the assassin.


Hmm, all righty, then. Just make sure he doesn't break his laugh box, or something.
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Low bloods wrote:Vixen laughs "Dejavu."

"Most of the time demons fight over the dumbest of things, as do angels. I'd rather not get caught up in any of it." Blood shook his head.


Well, well... I have mercy for those that didn't blow my head off of tried to cut me into pieces. The act of just gunning everything is still around, but I would at least shoot one non-lethal plasma round before they react. If they still charge at me, then tough luck.
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"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey
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-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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Postby Teutonican Empire » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:14 pm

United Celtic Peoples wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:
Hmm, all righty, then. Just make sure he doesn't break his laugh box, or something.
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Well, well... I have mercy for those that didn't blow my head off of tried to cut me into pieces. The act of just gunning everything is still around, but I would at least shoot one non-lethal plasma round before they react. If they still charge at me, then tough luck.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel



"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey


"Now that sounds like fun." Zero-Two said. He stood up and did a few stretches.
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Postby San Lumen » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:42 pm

Low bloods wrote:
San Lumen wrote:"everything ok my friend." Leo asked concerned

"I'm fine just half awake for the most part,
My sleeps is a bit far off." Vixen shook his head.

Valentine Z wrote:
Well, if you would like to, I always welcome an extra hand. Demonic invasion, is what I am saying. And I got a great communicator for them.
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From his pocket dimension a la most game characters, he took out an extremely beefy and huge chainsaw. Slighty used with some blood on it.

"Eh, just as long as I'm not on the receiving end, and I've been on the wrong end of those things. Oh the pain." He said as he pats a scar on his shoulder."


"anything I can do to help?" Leo asked as he sat down in a chair.

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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:17 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:
United Celtic Peoples wrote:

"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey


"Now that sounds like fun." Zero-Two said. He stood up and did a few stretches.


"I wouldn't say that all too well. While Scotland is usually grand for rough housin', Glasgow is just ripe with street crime, drugs an' the like. Though, if that's yer thing..."
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-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:31 pm

United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey


People tend to listen if you have a rocket launcher or a BFG pointed towards them. Though it was a bad form of me to do that all the time.
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Postby New Wolvers » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:56 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey


People tend to listen if you have a rocket launcher or a BFG pointed towards them. Though it was a bad form of me to do that all the time.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

I know of people who wouldn;t listen neither if they were to face the most brutal of the Van Helsing Method Regiment of my army
Replied Mark, hearing the conversation
I mean, I remember a certain Tavish - not you, Tavish, another one - while I attended the university of Saxton. They would not listen my orders whenever I told them to do it, and they were just merely pretending to do things. At one point I got enraged and slapped the s**t outta him. And boi, it was the best thing ever.
Mark kept sipping the cider he ordered.
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:13 pm

New Wolvers wrote:I know of people who wouldn;t listen neither if they were to face the most brutal of the Van Helsing Method Regiment of my army
Replied Mark, hearing the conversation
I mean, I remember a certain Tavish - not you, Tavish, another one - while I attended the university of Saxton. They would not listen my orders whenever I told them to do it, and they were just merely pretending to do things. At one point I got enraged and slapped the s**t outta him. And boi, it was the best thing ever.
Mark kept sipping the cider he ordered.


Heh, slaps are the most humiliating thing ever. And it is equal justice to someone who is giving you crap. Fortunately, I never had that with my soldiers before... well, not yet.
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Postby Low bloods » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:52 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:Vixen laughs "Dejavu."

"Most of the time demons fight over the dumbest of things, as do angels. I'd rather not get caught up in any of it." Blood shook his head.


Well, well... I have mercy for those that didn't blow my head off of tried to cut me into pieces. The act of just gunning everything is still around, but I would at least shoot one non-lethal plasma round before they react. If they still charge at me, then tough luck.
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"I don't remember receiving a plasma round."
Blood laughs "Guess you find this place peaceful? Or perhaps you have kept your cool?"

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Low bloods wrote:"I'm fine just half awake for the most part,
My sleeps is a bit far off." Vixen shook his head.


"Eh, just as long as I'm not on the receiving end, and I've been on the wrong end of those things. Oh the pain." He said as he pats a scar on his shoulder."


"anything I can do to help?" Leo asked as he sat down in a chair.

"Hmm? Oh I'm fine." Vixen yawns and rests his head on the bar counter.
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:25 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Honestly, that reminded me a little of myself. Some joker thinks he's better than me, and I mouth him off and make sure it gets through his blood 'ead that he's a worthless scrappy cunt. He gets all alpha and tries ta' go toe-to-toe with me, and then.... *chuckles* ah, I have some beautiful memories of life black in good ol' Glasgow." Tavish laughed as he sipped his whiskey


People tend to listen if you have a rocket launcher or a BFG pointed towards them. Though it was a bad form of me to do that all the time.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Well, back where I'm from, down in Aberdeen, we just laugh whenever someone carries a gun. I mean, with the situation of the country and the Galician wars and that, we've become a bunch of hardy cunts." Tavish chuckled. "...If ya' wanna know an example, we had 3 school shootings last year. All of them ended with one casualty; the shooter themselves, covered in bruises and curlin' on the ground like a baby."
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:30 pm

Low bloods wrote:"I don't remember receiving a plasma round."
Blood laughs "Guess you find this place peaceful? Or perhaps you have kept your cool?"



I am not exactly as bloodthirsty as the media describe me to be. I just want to make Hell a hell for things that run the place. No offense to any of ya, you are all good by me.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Well, back where I'm from, down in Aberdeen, we just laugh whenever someone carries a gun. I mean, with the situation of the country and the Galician wars and that, we've become a bunch of hardy cunts." Tavish chuckled. "...If ya' wanna know an example, we had 3 school shootings last year. All of them ended with one casualty; the shooter themselves, covered in bruises and curlin' on the ground like a baby."


School shooters... more horrible than a demon. Such sick minds that should be banished into the depths and never to return.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel
• Don't use the Z for your violent nonsense. ♥
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Postby Low bloods » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:42 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I don't remember receiving a plasma round."
Blood laughs "Guess you find this place peaceful? Or perhaps you have kept your cool?"



I am not exactly as bloodthirsty as the media describe me to be. I just want to make Hell a hell for things that run the place. No offense to any of ya, you are all good by me.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Well, back where I'm from, down in Aberdeen, we just laugh whenever someone carries a gun. I mean, with the situation of the country and the Galician wars and that, we've become a bunch of hardy cunts." Tavish chuckled. "...If ya' wanna know an example, we had 3 school shootings last year. All of them ended with one casualty; the shooter themselves, covered in bruises and curlin' on the ground like a baby."


School shooters... more horrible than a demon. Such sick minds that should be banished into the depths and never to return.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Oh I'm banished from He'll in like, three different dimensions." Vixen shrugs
"I'm only banished from one, due to being related to him." Blood nods
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Postby United Celtic Peoples » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:44 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I don't remember receiving a plasma round."
Blood laughs "Guess you find this place peaceful? Or perhaps you have kept your cool?"



I am not exactly as bloodthirsty as the media describe me to be. I just want to make Hell a hell for things that run the place. No offense to any of ya, you are all good by me.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

United Celtic Peoples wrote:"Well, back where I'm from, down in Aberdeen, we just laugh whenever someone carries a gun. I mean, with the situation of the country and the Galician wars and that, we've become a bunch of hardy cunts." Tavish chuckled. "...If ya' wanna know an example, we had 3 school shootings last year. All of them ended with one casualty; the shooter themselves, covered in bruises and curlin' on the ground like a baby."


School shooters... more horrible than a demon. Such sick minds that should be banished into the depths and never to return.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Aye, but in the end, they're just sick kids. But who gives a shite? I can only remember an article from a decade or so ago that in the Isle of Man an anime-loving 'otaku' was literally lynched in his own backyard by an angry nationalist mob. Don't worry, Alice here has made things slightly better." Tavish said, petting her on the back.

"Slighty better, huh? Compared to youse, that's quite the understatement." the Manx girl said.
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-The UCP has disbanded and now has turned into independent nations working closely as the Celtic Union
-Welshman is stuck in a garbage chute in an attempt to flee his wife
-Irishman makes a signal fire climbing up a mountain in Kerry Country; accidentally sets entire mountain town on fire
-Scotsman has foot amputated after he shoved it too far up his girlfriend's ex's arse
-5 drunken men dead in Cornwall after attempting to stop an oncoming train dressed as Gandalf

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