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Postby Low bloods » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:44 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:As Holly went into the outhouse, inside was... a very unpleasant and unmentionably obscene sight. Not in a gory manner, but, er... y'all ever seen Irréversible?

Mehmet, after 10 seconds of him [OMITTED FOR DECENCY] Zara, looked up to see Holly, with a shocked look on his face, letting go of Zara and covering his privates with a sheet of fabric nearby as Zara crawled backwards away from him, crying and curling up behind Holly.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU GOD-FORSAKEN ICE DEMON!?" Mehmet screamed


I am sorry for this little tiny interference and intervention, but... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR WOMAN?
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

"You have even caught my attention" Multiple eyes open from the shadows and stare down Mahmet "This pointless abuse is going to catch my eyes and from someone who has delt with your kind first hand, I won't let it happen to this extent, if it keeps up I'll be forced to show you how it feels to turn the tables."
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Postby Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:27 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:As Holly went into the outhouse, inside was... a very unpleasant and unmentionably obscene sight. Not in a gory manner, but, er... y'all ever seen Irréversible?

Mehmet, after 10 seconds of him [OMITTED FOR DECENCY] Zara, looked up to see Holly, with a shocked look on his face, letting go of Zara and covering his privates with a sheet of fabric nearby as Zara crawled backwards away from him, crying and curling up behind Holly.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU GOD-FORSAKEN ICE DEMON!?" Mehmet screamed


I am sorry for this little tiny interference and intervention, but... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR WOMAN?
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"We were coupulating, you perverted freak! Now get out of these quarters and leave us be!" Mehmet yelled.

"No! Don't leave me here! I don't want him to violate me like thiiiiis..." Zara sobbed as she tried grabbing Holly's leg, but jerked back due to the cold temperature, leading Zara to get snatched back up by Mehmet and dragged her out the outhouse and running towards a shed

"Get out! This is none of your business, sürtük!" He said to the group as he ran naked to the shed and closed the door, kicked Zara down to her knees and- oh, I honestly can't say, it's too graphic. Let's leave it at two words; eye socket.
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Imagine a nationalist Sharia interstellar empire that is constantly rivalling and getting hostile with the New Castillan Empire and wants to best them in every regard, despite the fact that in some regards they still rip them off.

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Postby Low bloods » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:53 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
I am sorry for this little tiny interference and intervention, but... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR WOMAN?
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"We were coupulating, you perverted freak! Now get out of these quarters and leave us be!" Mehmet yelled.

"No! Don't leave me here! I don't want him to violate me like thiiiiis..." Zara sobbed as she tried grabbing Holly's leg, but jerked back due to the cold temperature, leading Zara to get snatched back up by Mehmet and dragged her out the outhouse and running towards a shed

"Get out! This is none of your business, sürtük!" He said to the group as he ran naked to the shed and closed the door, kicked Zara down to her knees and- oh, I honestly can't say, it's too graphic. Let's leave it at two words; eye socket.

A tentacle grabs him and clothed the man in rags before throwing him on the ground "You scum." Vixen walks out of a shadow "You think it is that easy to just run away from my warning, I got eyes on you and everyone,
Until you leave this planet I have my eye on you, just look back at the shadow you cast!" If he were to do so eyes would be glaring at him from his own shadow. A tagging process shadows can do, fairly easy when they lurk under tables. "I am the stalker that lurks these parts and when I tell you that if you continue, and you actually do so, I'll hunt you down and grant you a painful death." He then places his hand over his face "And you actually kept it up, you're all the same, corrupt by the worst kind of violence."
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:14 am

At this point, Holly was more than content that this shadow creature would be able to inflict more damage than her. After all, she could only cast out light and make people freeze, as Zara would learned from touching her leg.

This is my business when I have to see you tormenting that poor woman! With the man thrown onto the ground, Zara should be more or less freed from his clutches.

Zara, I'm sorry! *She offers out her hand to the poor woman*
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:23 am

Low bloods wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
"We were coupulating, you perverted freak! Now get out of these quarters and leave us be!" Mehmet yelled.

"No! Don't leave me here! I don't want him to violate me like thiiiiis..." Zara sobbed as she tried grabbing Holly's leg, but jerked back due to the cold temperature, leading Zara to get snatched back up by Mehmet and dragged her out the outhouse and running towards a shed

"Get out! This is none of your business, sürtük!" He said to the group as he ran naked to the shed and closed the door, kicked Zara down to her knees and- oh, I honestly can't say, it's too graphic. Let's leave it at two words; eye socket.

A tentacle grabs him and clothed the man in rags before throwing him on the ground "You scum." Vixen walks out of a shadow "You think it is that easy to just run away from my warning, I got eyes on you and everyone,
Until you leave this planet I have my eye on you, just look back at the shadow you cast!" If he were to do so eyes would be glaring at him from his own shadow. A tagging process shadows can do, fairly easy when they lurk under tables. "I am the stalker that lurks these parts and when I tell you that if you continue, and you actually do so, I'll hunt you down and grant you a painful death." He then places his hand over his face "And you actually kept it up, you're all the same, corrupt by the worst kind of violence."


Mehmet attempted to grab the man's hand to resist any sort of spectral attack. "Listen, you spectral kafir bogeyman, I do not fear death. Infact, I come prepared every day for this sort of thing. the Jews, Greeks and Armenians still don't feel they should be under my rule. But where else are they to go?" Mehmet laughed as he still struggled with Vixen's arm on the floor. "Go ahead, Scarecrow. Tear me to pieces. But just to let you know; under the law, she still is a slave. If you take me, she'll be onto my heir. If you take my heir, she'll pass on to the commoners. If you take her, there will be others in her place. And unless you're willing to genocide entire billions of peoples supporting this system, this will go on and on and there is nothing that you or that gardener ice surtuk can do about it."

Mehmet then thought for a second on his short speech. "You know what... fine. We'll let her go. I have plenty more back home anywho. Now let me be, bogeyman."

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:At this point, Holly was more than content that this shadow creature would be able to inflict more damage than her. After all, she could only cast out light and make people freeze, as Zara would learned from touching her leg.

This is my business when I have to see you tormenting that poor woman! With the man thrown onto the ground, Zara should be more or less freed from his clutches.

Zara, I'm sorry! *She offers out her hand to the poor woman*
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


Zara, nude, bloodied and with one of her eye sockets ruined, grabbed Holly's hand as she shook it frivulently. "I-it's okay... it's probably just something you can't control, right? Please... just get me out of here..."
Imagine a nationalist Sharia interstellar empire that is constantly rivalling and getting hostile with the New Castillan Empire and wants to best them in every regard, despite the fact that in some regards they still rip them off.

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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:27 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:Zara, nude, bloodied and with one of her eye sockets ruined, grabbed Holly's hand as she shook it frivulently. "I-it's okay... it's probably just something you can't control, right? Please... just get me out of here..."


Sure thing, my friend...
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

The very thought of her touching her hands... a savoir in the times of need... it's been 500,000 years (in her dimension) since she did that last tim. Holly has isolated and dominated the multiverse so much so that she has never touched anyone else for a long time until now.

*Softly to herself* Maybe a multiversal domination isn't a bad thing after all. These people need a guidance from someone like me.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

As they entered back the bar, Holly quickly fashioned a dress made out of blue, solidfied lights. It would maintain a tempeature of 20 degrees Celsius to the skin, but it is the best she could do.
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:32 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:Zara, nude, bloodied and with one of her eye sockets ruined, grabbed Holly's hand as she shook it frivulently. "I-it's okay... it's probably just something you can't control, right? Please... just get me out of here..."


Sure thing, my friend...
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

The very thought of her touching her hands... a savoir in the times of need... it's been 500,000 years (in her dimension) since she did that last tim. Holly has isolated and dominated the multiverse so much so that she has never touched anyone else for a long time until now.

*Softly to herself* Maybe a multiversal domination isn't a bad thing after all. These people need a guidance from someone like me.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

As they entered back the bar, Holly quickly fashioned a dress made out of blue, solidfied lights. It would maintain a tempeature of 20 degrees Celsius to the skin, but it is the best she could do.

Mehmet attempted to grab the man's hand to resist any sort of spectral attack. "Listen, you spectral kafir bogeyman, I do not fear death. Infact, I come prepared every day for this sort of thing. the Jews, Greeks and Armenians still don't feel they should be under my rule. But where else are they to go?" Mehmet laughed as he still struggled with Vixen's arm on the floor. "Go ahead, Scarecrow. Tear me to pieces. But just to let you know; under the law, she still is a slave. If you take me, she'll be onto my heir. If you take my heir, she'll pass on to the commoners. If you take her, there will be others in her place. And unless you're willing to genocide entire billions of peoples supporting this system, this will go on and on and there is nothing that you or that gardener ice surtuk can do about it."

Mehmet then thought for a second on his short speech. "You know what... fine. We'll let her go. I have plenty more back home anywho. Now let me be, bogeyman."

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:At this point, Holly was more than content that this shadow creature would be able to inflict more damage than her. After all, she could only cast out light and make people freeze, as Zara would learned from touching her leg.

This is my business when I have to see you tormenting that poor woman! With the man thrown onto the ground, Zara should be more or less freed from his clutches.

Zara, I'm sorry! *She offers out her hand to the poor woman*
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


Zara, nude, bloodied and with one of her eye sockets ruined, grabbed Holly's hand as she shook it frivulently. "I-it's okay... it's probably just something you can't control, right? Please... just get me out of here..."[/quote]

Meanwhile, back at the bar, Queen Celaeno had looked to see Zara and Holly.
"Hola, Holly! Hola, cycloptic *hic* Muslim fucktard!" Queen Celaeno cheerfully said in a drunken slur. "Heard what was going on. Typical *hic* towelheaded savages, raping and oppressing women because of a book. I'm a Catholic, yeah, but *burrrp* that doesn't mean I'll blow things up over it, 'cause I'm from-a Castilla, not *hic* Northern Ireland... Anyways, hooowww you been, icy-pole?"

"Please forgive the Queen, she is drunk." Jose calmly stated
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:38 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:Meanwhile, back at the bar, Queen Celaeno had looked to see Zara and Holly.
"Hola, Holly! Hola, cycloptic *hic* Muslim fucktard!" Queen Celaeno cheerfully said in a drunken slur. "Heard what was going on. Typical *hic* towelheaded savages, raping and oppressing women because of a book. I'm a Catholic, yeah, but *burrrp* that doesn't mean I'll blow things up over it, 'cause I'm from-a Castilla, not *hic* Northern Ireland... Anyways, hooowww you been, icy-pole?"

"Please forgive the Queen, she is drunk." Jose calmly stated


Well, whatever you say.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

In the meantime, with the new, glowing dress in hand, Holly escorted Zara to an empty table and seated her on the chair. She then watched her closely and intently, making sure that the poor woman is as comfortable as possible.

I will wreck havoc on his world one day.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:42 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:Meanwhile, back at the bar, Queen Celaeno had looked to see Zara and Holly.
"Hola, Holly! Hola, cycloptic *hic* Muslim fucktard!" Queen Celaeno cheerfully said in a drunken slur. "Heard what was going on. Typical *hic* towelheaded savages, raping and oppressing women because of a book. I'm a Catholic, yeah, but *burrrp* that doesn't mean I'll blow things up over it, 'cause I'm from-a Castilla, not *hic* Northern Ireland... Anyways, hooowww you been, icy-pole?"

"Please forgive the Queen, she is drunk." Jose calmly stated


Well, whatever you say.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

In the meantime, with the new, glowing dress in hand, Holly escorted Zara to an empty table and seated her on the chair. She then watched her closely and intently, making sure that the poor woman is as comfortable as possible.

I will wreck havoc on his world one day.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"The sooner, the better..." Celaeno drunkenly laughed.

"Heyy, uh... just wonderin', amigo... you gonna conquer my empire too? Please do. The hot weather is killing me. I wear this uniform everytime I go out in public, and let me tell you, I'm sweating litres here!"

"Mi reina, that does mean she technically would conquer our country, right?" Jose said.

"I'll do anything at this point just to get this 50 degree heat off my ass! Seriously, I had to wear liquid nitrogen as sunscreen!"
Last edited by New Castillan Empire on Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:50 am, edited 3 times in total.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:54 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"The sooner, the better..." Celaeno drunkenly laughed.

"Heyy, uh... just wonderin', amigo... you gonna conquer my empire too? Please do. The hot weather is killing me. I wear this uniform everytime I go out in public, and let me tell you, I'm sweating litres here!"

"Mi reina, that does mean she technically would conquer our country, right?" Jose said.

"I'll do anything at this point just to get this 50 degree heat off my ass! Seriously, I had to wear liquid nitrogen as sunscreen!"


Hmm hmmm, it might be already conquered, who knows? You might want to check with your locals there, hmm! :P
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby Low bloods » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:55 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
Low bloods wrote:A tentacle grabs him and clothed the man in rags before throwing him on the ground "You scum." Vixen walks out of a shadow "You think it is that easy to just run away from my warning, I got eyes on you and everyone,
Until you leave this planet I have my eye on you, just look back at the shadow you cast!" If he were to do so eyes would be glaring at him from his own shadow. A tagging process shadows can do, fairly easy when they lurk under tables. "I am the stalker that lurks these parts and when I tell you that if you continue, and you actually do so, I'll hunt you down and grant you a painful death." He then places his hand over his face "And you actually kept it up, you're all the same, corrupt by the worst kind of violence."


Mehmet attempted to grab the man's hand to resist any sort of spectral attack. "Listen, you spectral kafir bogeyman, I do not fear death. Infact, I come prepared every day for this sort of thing. the Jews, Greeks and Armenians still don't feel they should be under my rule. But where else are they to go?" Mehmet laughed as he still struggled with Vixen's arm on the floor. "Go ahead, Scarecrow. Tear me to pieces. But just to let you know; under the law, she still is a slave. If you take me, she'll be onto my heir. If you take my heir, she'll pass on to the commoners. If you take her, there will be others in her place. And unless you're willing to genocide entire billions of peoples supporting this system, this will go on and on and there is nothing that you or that gardener ice surtuk can do about it."

Mehmet then thought for a second on his short speech. "You know what... fine. We'll let her go. I have plenty more back home anywho. Now let me be, bogeyman."

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:At this point, Holly was more than content that this shadow creature would be able to inflict more damage than her. After all, she could only cast out light and make people freeze, as Zara would learned from touching her leg.

This is my business when I have to see you tormenting that poor woman! With the man thrown onto the ground, Zara should be more or less freed from his clutches.

Zara, I'm sorry! *She offers out her hand to the poor woman*
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


Zara, nude, bloodied and with one of her eye sockets ruined, grabbed Holly's hand as she shook it frivulently. "I-it's okay... it's probably just something you can't control, right? Please... just get me out of here..."

The tentacle, was coming out of the ground. It was A lot more than a spectral object, it was more like flesh.

"Sure You say that, but when I put a drug in you that makes your senses sensitive I'm sure every little mark will make you feel my wrath. And when you have finally broken I'll just fix you back up, repeating the process untill you are beyond repair." He chuckles as he pulls out a medical bag. Just to show the shack paddles and various objects hidden within it.
"Not everyone is a manager to the one they truly should love,
I'll find someone to get her to safety, even if it means staying in the bar for a few days.
She doesn't belong to anyone anymore. As for your nation, I can't punish a whole nation, but perhaps with your corrupt soul out of the picture your nation can choose to not be so violent, I know not all the people in the world are as bad as you. I'm still debating if I should let you live after the torture you'll go through." He laughs "I can even burn shut any fatal wounds and freeze you." The arm would slam him on the ground, wrapping along his legs keeping him from running.

"Perhaps you won't fear death, but you will me. Hell I'll make you beg for death." He walks over and places his foot on the man's face, slowly making him sink into the ground "Did I mention, I'm a demon? I'll have someone real nice handle you when I'm done."
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:23 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"The sooner, the better..." Celaeno drunkenly laughed.

"Heyy, uh... just wonderin', amigo... you gonna conquer my empire too? Please do. The hot weather is killing me. I wear this uniform everytime I go out in public, and let me tell you, I'm sweating litres here!"

"Mi reina, that does mean she technically would conquer our country, right?" Jose said.

"I'll do anything at this point just to get this 50 degree heat off my ass! Seriously, I had to wear liquid nitrogen as sunscreen!"


Hmm hmmm, it might be already conquered, who knows? You might want to check with your locals there, hmm! :P
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

"I haven't heard of some ice queen ruling the place." Jose mentioned. "Unless you're talking about the Queen in her once-a-month attitude.

"Yeah, still humid and warm back in the good ol' Nueva Honduras." Fernando said.

Meanwhile, across the way, there was the fresh smell of fast food as Blood Elf Burgers once again opened its' doors.

"Looks like Eliah's at it again." Celaeno said. "Hey, Holly, wanna pay her a visit? Not in a negative way; just in a manner that it's been sometime since I last saw her."
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:33 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"I haven't heard of some ice queen ruling the place." Jose mentioned. "Unless you're talking about the Queen in her once-a-month attitude.

"Yeah, still humid and warm back in the good ol' Nueva Honduras." Fernando said.

Meanwhile, across the way, there was the fresh smell of fast food as Blood Elf Burgers once again opened its' doors.

"Looks like Eliah's at it again." Celaeno said. "Hey, Holly, wanna pay her a visit? Not in a negative way; just in a manner that it's been sometime since I last saw her."


Hm-hm, no? Then it shall be done. I will let a few clones handle it and do a takeover. ;) I am not that evil dictator that everyone thought I am; I simply like to take over everything and maybe spare a few in the process!

Hmm, burgers? I have tasted them before, so... I guess I will give it a try.

- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:45 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"I haven't heard of some ice queen ruling the place." Jose mentioned. "Unless you're talking about the Queen in her once-a-month attitude.

"Yeah, still humid and warm back in the good ol' Nueva Honduras." Fernando said.

Meanwhile, across the way, there was the fresh smell of fast food as Blood Elf Burgers once again opened its' doors.

"Looks like Eliah's at it again." Celaeno said. "Hey, Holly, wanna pay her a visit? Not in a negative way; just in a manner that it's been sometime since I last saw her."


Hm-hm, no? Then it shall be done. I will let a few clones handle it and do a takeover. ;) I am not that evil dictator that everyone thought I am; I simply like to take over everything and maybe spare a few in the process!

Hmm, burgers? I have tasted them before, so... I guess I will give it a try.

- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Celaeno laughed at Holly's previous comment. "Oh, you're such a funny girl! Anyways, why don't we get ourselves a snack? I'm feeling a bit peckish myself." She said as Celaeno and two of her guards went over to the stand across the way, now hosted by an Eliah who had gotten slightly chubbier, complete with her tummy hanging out of her uniform top.

As Celaeno approached the stand she noticed Eliah had gained some weight as she went to the counter. "Hola, mi reina! Hola, garda! Ooh, and a new friend too! What can I get you lot, hm?"

"I'll take a chicken parmesan with large fries." Jose said.

"I'll have a pork burger and some nuggets." Fernando said.

"Err... Maybe just a Veggie Delite sandwich for me please." Celaeno said. "By the way, sorry if I'm being rude, but... I can't hope but noticed you gotten a bit... bigger, to say."

"Oh, well.. sorry, it's just that I've been eating alot of Mathias' chocolate gifts recently, and plus all the self-helpings and taste tests of my own product, equals... well..." Eliah said as she grabbed her stomach and played with it for a moment. "This. But hey, it honestly seems quite fun to have this big ol' gut around sometimes. Anyways, how about you?" Eliah said, turning to Holly.
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-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:07 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:Celaeno laughed at Holly's previous comment. "Oh, you're such a funny girl! Anyways, why don't we get ourselves a snack? I'm feeling a bit peckish myself." She said as Celaeno and two of her guards went over to the stand across the way, now hosted by an Eliah who had gotten slightly chubbier, complete with her tummy hanging out of her uniform top.

As Celaeno approached the stand she noticed Eliah had gained some weight as she went to the counter. "Hola, mi reina! Hola, garda! Ooh, and a new friend too! What can I get you lot, hm?"

"I'll take a chicken parmesan with large fries." Jose said.

"I'll have a pork burger and some nuggets." Fernando said.

"Err... Maybe just a Veggie Delite sandwich for me please." Celaeno said. "By the way, sorry if I'm being rude, but... I can't hope but noticed you gotten a bit... bigger, to say."

"Oh, well.. sorry, it's just that I've been eating alot of Mathias' chocolate gifts recently, and plus all the self-helpings and taste tests of my own product, equals... well..." Eliah said as she grabbed her stomach and played with it for a moment. "This. But hey, it honestly seems quite fun to have this big ol' gut around sometimes. Anyways, how about you?" Eliah said, turning to Holly.


Hmm, hmm! Well... 5 packets of fries, please! I simply love those little potato strip things. You know, I spent most of my energy making these for myself at home!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

On another note is how Holly is supposed to be this crazy, deranged queen of the multiverse, and yet, here she is, mingling around with others and just being a tad adorable. Still, with the multiverse in her hands and being harsh to everyone but the bar, maybe it is a territorial thing.
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:39 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:Celaeno laughed at Holly's previous comment. "Oh, you're such a funny girl! Anyways, why don't we get ourselves a snack? I'm feeling a bit peckish myself." She said as Celaeno and two of her guards went over to the stand across the way, now hosted by an Eliah who had gotten slightly chubbier, complete with her tummy hanging out of her uniform top.

As Celaeno approached the stand she noticed Eliah had gained some weight as she went to the counter. "Hola, mi reina! Hola, garda! Ooh, and a new friend too! What can I get you lot, hm?"

"I'll take a chicken parmesan with large fries." Jose said.

"I'll have a pork burger and some nuggets." Fernando said.

"Err... Maybe just a Veggie Delite sandwich for me please." Celaeno said. "By the way, sorry if I'm being rude, but... I can't hope but noticed you gotten a bit... bigger, to say."

"Oh, well.. sorry, it's just that I've been eating alot of Mathias' chocolate gifts recently, and plus all the self-helpings and taste tests of my own product, equals... well..." Eliah said as she grabbed her stomach and played with it for a moment. "This. But hey, it honestly seems quite fun to have this big ol' gut around sometimes. Anyways, how about you?" Eliah said, turning to Holly.


Hmm, hmm! Well... 5 packets of fries, please! I simply love those little potato strip things. You know, I spent most of my energy making these for myself at home!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

On another note is how Holly is supposed to be this crazy, deranged queen of the multiverse, and yet, here she is, mingling around with others and just being a tad adorable. Still, with the multiverse in her hands and being harsh to everyone but the bar, maybe it is a territorial thing.


"Five packets, hm? Alright... what size? Jumbo, large, medium, small, kiddie-meal? Also, you want anything with that? Maybe a triple cheeseburger or a vegan patty?" Eliah asked.
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-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
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-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:39 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Five packets, hm? Alright... what size? Jumbo, large, medium, small, kiddie-meal? Also, you want anything with that? Maybe a triple cheeseburger or a vegan patty?" Eliah asked.


Hmm, hmm, Jumbo-sized, please! Actually, make that 8 Jumbo-sized fries, maybe put all in a bucket! And no, I don't want anything else.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:02 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Five packets, hm? Alright... what size? Jumbo, large, medium, small, kiddie-meal? Also, you want anything with that? Maybe a triple cheeseburger or a vegan patty?" Eliah asked.


Hmm, hmm, Jumbo-sized, please! Actually, make that 8 Jumbo-sized fries, maybe put all in a bucket! And no, I don't want anything else.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

"Ohhh... err... okay then! You're certainly brave, aren't you?" Eliah questioned. "I mean, you sure you don't want an ambulance on standby?" She giggled. "Anyways, all concern aside, your order's comin' right up."

"Dios mio, Holly, are you sure you'll get through 8 jumbo sized fries? One jumbo set is, like, a quarter of a ton of fries, you know. But they're delicious, because of the secret spices and seasonings and all." Celaeno said
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-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Teutonican Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:50 am

"Woah, woah, woah, she had an eye-ball knocked out?!" Zero-Two said. Suddenly, he chuckled a bit. "That's gnarly."
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:31 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Ohhh... err... okay then! You're certainly brave, aren't you?" Eliah questioned. "I mean, you sure you don't want an ambulance on standby?" She giggled. "Anyways, all concern aside, your order's comin' right up."

"Dios mio, Holly, are you sure you'll get through 8 jumbo sized fries? One jumbo set is, like, a quarter of a ton of fries, you know. But they're delicious, because of the secret spices and seasonings and all." Celaeno said


Hmm, hmm! Well, I certainly love them!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

And in some pent-up hunger, Holly "ate" one serving of the Jumbo-sized fries. To an outsider, it was as if she pushed the fries into her blank face, but in reality, she was using her mouth like an ordinary person; it was simply because no one could see her face.

The food would be broken down into light energy in her body, giving her the glow and the energy. She certainly does not need the extra energy, seeing how her virtually limitless dimension is supplying her, but at the same time, it's good to taste some outside food.

*Giggles a little* Why, they are pretty delicious!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby Low bloods » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:51 pm

A man looking A lot like this stumbles into the bar, placing a coin on the table he orders a drink and offers a bit of talk "I guess I'll have to settle for this place for a second till we get a good shipment in." Keep noted the helmet was busted so one could see into the helm exposing a vary calm and collected eye before the mask opens upward to reveal only his mouth as he took a drink.
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:24 pm

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Ohhh... err... okay then! You're certainly brave, aren't you?" Eliah questioned. "I mean, you sure you don't want an ambulance on standby?" She giggled. "Anyways, all concern aside, your order's comin' right up."

"Dios mio, Holly, are you sure you'll get through 8 jumbo sized fries? One jumbo set is, like, a quarter of a ton of fries, you know. But they're delicious, because of the secret spices and seasonings and all." Celaeno said


Hmm, hmm! Well, I certainly love them!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

And in some pent-up hunger, Holly "ate" one serving of the Jumbo-sized fries. To an outsider, it was as if she pushed the fries into her blank face, but in reality, she was using her mouth like an ordinary person; it was simply because no one could see her face.

The food would be broken down into light energy in her body, giving her the glow and the energy. She certainly does not need the extra energy, seeing how her virtually limitless dimension is supplying her, but at the same time, it's good to taste some outside food.

*Giggles a little* Why, they are pretty delicious!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"HEY!" A voice called out, turning out to be Guido. "Those were my fries, lightbulb! You owe me major fry-age!"

"Fry-age? Is that even a word?" Jose snarkily question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't use your silly 'Standard Ingeles!'" Guido said as the plump-and-happy Eliah came out with the fries inside half a barrel, as well as everyone else's meals. "Your 7 whole tons of fries and miscellaenous meals are ready, everyone!"

"Huh. I don't remember ordering extra lard." Guido chuckled as Eliah went up to him and gave him a kick in the groin.

"AUGH! Those calories really hit us both, didn't they?" Guido weakly laughed as he whimpered on the floor.

Teutonican Empire wrote:"Woah, woah, woah, she had an eye-ball knocked out?!" Zero-Two said. Suddenly, he chuckled a bit. "That's gnarly."


"Actually, her eye wasn't just knocked out. The Sultan actually had it moreso... let's just say he used her eye socket as an *ahem* port for the ship to enter." Celaeno stated.
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-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Teutonican Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:46 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Hmm, hmm! Well, I certainly love them!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

And in some pent-up hunger, Holly "ate" one serving of the Jumbo-sized fries. To an outsider, it was as if she pushed the fries into her blank face, but in reality, she was using her mouth like an ordinary person; it was simply because no one could see her face.

The food would be broken down into light energy in her body, giving her the glow and the energy. She certainly does not need the extra energy, seeing how her virtually limitless dimension is supplying her, but at the same time, it's good to taste some outside food.

*Giggles a little* Why, they are pretty delicious!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"HEY!" A voice called out, turning out to be Guido. "Those were my fries, lightbulb! You owe me major fry-age!"

"Fry-age? Is that even a word?" Jose snarkily question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't use your silly 'Standard Ingeles!'" Guido said as the plump-and-happy Eliah came out with the fries inside half a barrel, as well as everyone else's meals. "Your 7 whole tons of fries and miscellaenous meals are ready, everyone!"

"Huh. I don't remember ordering extra lard." Guido chuckled as Eliah went up to him and gave him a kick in the groin.

"AUGH! Those calories really hit us both, didn't they?" Guido weakly laughed as he whimpered on the floor.

Teutonican Empire wrote:"Woah, woah, woah, she had an eye-ball knocked out?!" Zero-Two said. Suddenly, he chuckled a bit. "That's gnarly."


"Actually, her eye wasn't just knocked out. The Sultan actually had it moreso... let's just say he used her eye socket as an *ahem* port for the ship to enter." Celaeno stated.

"Don't see a difference. But wow, that is even more gnarly-- eh, not really." was Zero-Two's reply.
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Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:50 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"HEY!" A voice called out, turning out to be Guido. "Those were my fries, lightbulb! You owe me major fry-age!"

"Fry-age? Is that even a word?" Jose snarkily question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't use your silly 'Standard Ingeles!'" Guido said as the plump-and-happy Eliah came out with the fries inside half a barrel, as well as everyone else's meals. "Your 7 whole tons of fries and miscellaenous meals are ready, everyone!"

"Huh. I don't remember ordering extra lard." Guido chuckled as Eliah went up to him and gave him a kick in the groin.

"AUGH! Those calories really hit us both, didn't they?" Guido weakly laughed as he whimpered on the floor.



"Actually, her eye wasn't just knocked out. The Sultan actually had it moreso... let's just say he used her eye socket as an *ahem* port for the ship to enter." Celaeno stated.

"Don't see a difference. But wow, that is even more gnarly-- eh, not really." was Zero-Two's reply.


"Wait... so you actually think it'd be awesome to get skullfucked? Something is very wrong with you, amigo..." Guido said as he munched on his new set of fries. "I'm guessing that Sultan bastardo has gotten to your head, now hasn't he?"
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Postby Teutonican Empire » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:05 pm

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Teutonican Empire wrote:"Don't see a difference. But wow, that is even more gnarly-- eh, not really." was Zero-Two's reply.


"Wait... so you actually think it'd be awesome to get skullfucked? Something is very wrong with you, amigo..." Guido said as he munched on his new set of fries. "I'm guessing that Sultan bastardo has gotten to your head, now hasn't he?"

"No, of course not. It's just funny in...a cosmic sort of way." Zero-Two said, shrugging. "Now chew your food, buddy."
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Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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