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The Order of the Twelve
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Postby The Order of the Twelve » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:35 pm

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"No, but I've heard of bitches with colder hearts than yours. Zara used to be one of those herself. Ruthless and powerful and the ideal idol for every god forbidden feminist. I straightened her like a bent spoon and now she bends to my every will." Mehmet said. "Not to say I could do this to you myself. You are much too powerful. But if you were a wise woman who still has her integrity left, you would just let it go." Mehmet chuckled. "Because, really, if you kill me, I shall become a martyr and live forever with Allah. Besides, the cold never bothered me anyway."


“Now, now...those who boast their strength in death rarely emerge alive.” The Eleventh glared at him for a moment. It was the boasting, really, that made her annoyed. She didn’t want the whole area to get frozen just because of one fool’s stupidity. “Bent to your will, you say? How fascinating. I wonder if you could outdo the Fourth, or the Second, or the Seventh, or the First...I lie, of course. I doubt one such as yourself could do that. But I’m most curious about you...”
Rather than having multiple ripoff nations, I decided to make one nation shamelessly ripping of multiple sources.
Let the chaos...begin.
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Teutonican Empire
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Postby Teutonican Empire » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:38 pm

Zero-Two closed his eyes to perhaps meditate or think a little. The conversation started to visibly irritate him.
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The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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New Castillan Empire
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:49 pm

The Order of the Twelve wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"No, but I've heard of bitches with colder hearts than yours. Zara used to be one of those herself. Ruthless and powerful and the ideal idol for every god forbidden feminist. I straightened her like a bent spoon and now she bends to my every will." Mehmet said. "Not to say I could do this to you myself. You are much too powerful. But if you were a wise woman who still has her integrity left, you would just let it go." Mehmet chuckled. "Because, really, if you kill me, I shall become a martyr and live forever with Allah. Besides, the cold never bothered me anyway."


“Now, now...those who boast their strength in death rarely emerge alive.” The Eleventh glared at him for a moment. It was the boasting, really, that made her annoyed. She didn’t want the whole area to get frozen just because of one fool’s stupidity. “Bent to your will, you say? How fascinating. I wonder if you could outdo the Fourth, or the Second, or the Seventh, or the First...I lie, of course. I doubt one such as yourself could do that. But I’m most curious about you...”

"Well, the thing with Mehmet is he likes to impose his religion on everyone to keep them under wraps. That's what Sharia is for; if every one of his subjects is forced under Islamic religious rules, nobody can really do a thing about it since they all believe he is basically God and if they try to do anything then no 72 virgins. Of course, there's certain planets with cultures that don't have Islam as their go-to religion, like the Greeks in Yunanistan. They have their own autonomous governments and don't have to suck his Muslim chode, so really, they're better off." the Queen said.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Greater South
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Postby Greater South » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:24 am

Meanwhile, Task Force 2 waltzed back into the saloon, the Demoman slumping over drunk.
Now set in an alternate world where GS didn't go to war with Junkyard America for a second time because we lost a war against Mekishima and now in the canon lore we're Mekishiman clay, so treat us how you may.

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:11 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"No, but I've heard of bitches with colder hearts than yours. Zara used to be one of those herself. Ruthless and powerful and the ideal idol for every god forbidden feminist. I straightened her like a bent spoon and now she bends to my every will." Mehmet said. "Not to say I could do this to you myself. You are much too powerful. But if you were a wise woman who still has her integrity left, you would just let it go." Mehmet chuckled. "Because, really, if you kill me, I shall become a martyr and live forever with Allah. Besides, the cold never bothered me anyway."


Hmm, hmm, are you sure about that last line? I will show you what Eternal Winter is.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Holly reached towards Mehmet and touched his face, while making her right hand cool down to a comfortable 100 Kelvins (-173.15 deg. Celsius).
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Imperial Ottoman Caliphate
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Postby Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:50 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"No, but I've heard of bitches with colder hearts than yours. Zara used to be one of those herself. Ruthless and powerful and the ideal idol for every god forbidden feminist. I straightened her like a bent spoon and now she bends to my every will." Mehmet said. "Not to say I could do this to you myself. You are much too powerful. But if you were a wise woman who still has her integrity left, you would just let it go." Mehmet chuckled. "Because, really, if you kill me, I shall become a martyr and live forever with Allah. Besides, the cold never bothered me anyway."


Hmm, hmm, are you sure about that last line? I will show you what Eternal Winter is.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Holly reached towards Mehmet and touched his face, while making her right hand cool down to a comfortable 100 Kelvins (-173.15 deg. Celsius).

"AGH! DAMN YOU, ICE WOMAN, IT WAS A JOKE, A REFERENCE! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU!" the Sultan quickly yelled.
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Imagine a nationalist Sharia interstellar empire that is constantly rivalling and getting hostile with the New Castillan Empire and wants to best them in every regard, despite the fact that in some regards they still rip them off.

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:57 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"AGH! DAMN YOU, ICE WOMAN, IT WAS A JOKE, A REFERENCE! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU!" the Sultan quickly yelled.


(I can't let it go! :P)

♪ Hm hm hm... hmmmmm! ♪ I want you to stop abusing Zara, stop tormenting her. That is all!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
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Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Imperial Ottoman Caliphate
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Postby Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:09 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"AGH! DAMN YOU, ICE WOMAN, IT WAS A JOKE, A REFERENCE! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU!" the Sultan quickly yelled.


(I can't let it go! :P)

♪ Hm hm hm... hmmmmm! ♪ I want you to stop abusing Zara, stop tormenting her. That is all!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

"But I do not abuse her! She was in an accident! I would never do something like that to her!" Mehmet pleaded as Zara watched on. "Please, dear Zara, tell her the truth! I did nothing wrong!"

"Well..." Zara said as tears of all sorts of emotions flowed out of her, for she had never wanted to talk about it in fear of what Mehmet would do to him. "He did... he... I... he..." Zara said as she kneeled to the floor and burst into tears. "I can't tell you what he did because, first of all, if I did, and also it's just so painful to go back to those memories... I've been forced to get myself on opium to wash out the painful memories of what he did to me and my family... Allah would never let this happen... he can't..."
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Imagine a nationalist Sharia interstellar empire that is constantly rivalling and getting hostile with the New Castillan Empire and wants to best them in every regard, despite the fact that in some regards they still rip them off.

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:37 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"But I do not abuse her! She was in an accident! I would never do something like that to her!" Mehmet pleaded as Zara watched on. "Please, dear Zara, tell her the truth! I did nothing wrong!"

"Well..." Zara said as tears of all sorts of emotions flowed out of her, for she had never wanted to talk about it in fear of what Mehmet would do to him. "He did... he... I... he..." Zara said as she kneeled to the floor and burst into tears. "I can't tell you what he did because, first of all, if I did, and also it's just so painful to go back to those memories... I've been forced to get myself on opium to wash out the painful memories of what he did to me and my family... Allah would never let this happen... he can't..."


Holly approcahed Zara and tried to give her a hug, keyword being try. It got into her light brain 0.5 secs later that it was a horrible idea and with that, she recoiled. How did someone as evil as her stoop to this level of sympathy? Was it because she, unlike Samantha-Higgs, only punish those that are mean-spirited towards her? Maybe. Either way, she is at a loss on what to do here. She extended out her two hands, which are the only parts of the body that can change temperature freely up to 30 deg. Celsius.

Oh, goodness gracious! It's okay, it's okay... Ms. Zara, I am so sorry to hear that.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Imperial Ottoman Caliphate
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Postby Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:15 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"But I do not abuse her! She was in an accident! I would never do something like that to her!" Mehmet pleaded as Zara watched on. "Please, dear Zara, tell her the truth! I did nothing wrong!"

"Well..." Zara said as tears of all sorts of emotions flowed out of her, for she had never wanted to talk about it in fear of what Mehmet would do to him. "He did... he... I... he..." Zara said as she kneeled to the floor and burst into tears. "I can't tell you what he did because, first of all, if I did, and also it's just so painful to go back to those memories... I've been forced to get myself on opium to wash out the painful memories of what he did to me and my family... Allah would never let this happen... he can't..."


Holly approcahed Zara and tried to give her a hug, keyword being try. It got into her light brain 0.5 secs later that it was a horrible idea and with that, she recoiled. How did someone as evil as her stoop to this level of sympathy? Was it because she, unlike Samantha-Higgs, only punish those that are mean-spirited towards her? Maybe. Either way, she is at a loss on what to do here. She extended out her two hands, which are the only parts of the body that can change temperature freely up to 30 deg. Celsius.

Oh, goodness gracious! It's okay, it's okay... Ms. Zara, I am so sorry to hear that.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


Zraa, seeing the offer, got herself up and grasped the two of her hands, lifting one of them up to rub her own face before letting go.

"I-It's fine... It's just that..." She sighed as she went to hold back tears. "I wasn't really the beautiful alien princess he makes me out to be. Infact, I was a young Palestinian girl only about the age of thirteen, an immigrant, with a family of my boyfriend, my parents and my 6-month-old baby brother who went to visit an alien culture in my new homeland in Filistinistan. I was then held up by a group of Turkish elite commanders and their troops, and they 'relocated' me to a station where they'd store personal whores that the public believed were only aliens and female prisoners, but in reality amongst them were regular civilians taken away from their homes by forces for 'relocation', which ceased a month or so later thanks to military police stepping in.

Anyways, before I knew it I was led into barracks in another planet, a stronghold in Vanadzor in Ermenistan. The officer had my baby brother in my hand, and everyone else who I brang along was nowhere to be seen. He first jokingly threatened to kill my baby brother as he carelessly dumped him in a soft desert fern nearby, then they pushed me into a small area in their trench, and took turns gang-raping me, the eldest going first... I don't want to tell you what happened after..." Zara said as she continued weeping, Mehmet looking in disbelief, moreso not in shock of the atrocities but in betrayal of her devoutness to him.

The Archer in the back knew, though, what happened next. His lack of emotions limited his moral decision, but he knew that humans would react negatively to such a memory, especially Zara.

"I can recall myself what happened, for I was marching with the same division that was station in Vanadzor. October 15th, 2075." The archer said in his emotionless, robotic tone. "I was in a march with their corps, into a remote area, along with her kin who were covered in bruises. Usually, to leave no evidence behind of our struggle, they'd kill those they had raped, one even bullied nearby for copulating with it after, seemingly not in the context of that of a madman but a man who merely did things wrong, like if someone wore socks outside their shoes. But strangely enough, the commander chose her to come with him as the corp was being transferred onto a spaceship to Konstantinopolis in Türkiyestan. The baby in her arms was still crying, and suddenly their commander got up with and angry scowl, and took the infant out of her hands with brute force as he went up beside a tank and started beating the child against the tank's outer walls until it stopped before throwing the body down violently and snatching the shocked girl. Everyone was mortified, but nobody spoke up. Not even I." The machine said, with still a lack of expression. "I'm guessing that trip to Turkiyestan is where Zara got traded to Mehmet, if I recall."

"D-damnit, you fucking doublecrossing Jew! I gave everything, I let you command and fight for the mighty empire... Why would you tell her about the atrocities?" Mehmet angrily hissed at the archer.

"It is in my programming to do what is right, even if what is right is not in your personal perspective." The Archer neutrally said.

"You were programmed for war, not morals, you god-forbidden Zionist!" Mehmet yelled.
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Imagine a nationalist Sharia interstellar empire that is constantly rivalling and getting hostile with the New Castillan Empire and wants to best them in every regard, despite the fact that in some regards they still rip them off.

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:17 am

Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:-Snippy-snip-snip-


Holly took around 150 seconds to process all this information. In the meantime, she was glowing brighter and brighter, into a brillant shade of blue as she always is, but even brighter. You are advised to wear some cool shades (pun intended) at this point, for shit might be going down.

Holly finally snapped when Mehmet yelled once again.

I tried to be reasonable... I tried to be... evil, but a benevolent dictator towards the multiverse and its people that I know. I tried to be rational... but... YOU. MR. MEHMET, YOU ARE DEVOID OF MORALS. YOUR GOD WILL DISAPPROVE OF YOU. And I want to make sure that you meet your maker!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Holly charged towards Mehmet and... gave him a cold shoulder. Like an extremely freezing and chilly cold shoulder that you cannot exactly move away from. Mehmet might have been frozen in place, maybe.

And I will find those monsters responsible and freeze them for 101,000,000 years. They will not age in my dimension, but they will suffer and freeze at the shadow of man they will never be.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
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Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:23 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:-Snippy-snip-snip-


Holly took around 150 seconds to process all this information. In the meantime, she was glowing brighter and brighter, into a brillant shade of blue as she always is, but even brighter. You are advised to wear some cool shades (pun intended) at this point, for shit might be going down.

Holly finally snapped when Mehmet yelled once again.

I tried to be reasonable... I tried to be... evil, but a benevolent dictator towards the multiverse and its people that I know. I tried to be rational... but... YOU. MR. MEHMET, YOU ARE DEVOID OF MORALS. YOUR GOD WILL DISAPPROVE OF YOU. And I want to make sure that you meet your maker!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Holly charged towards Mehmet and... gave him a cold shoulder. Like an extremely freezing and chilly cold shoulder that you cannot exactly move away from. Mehmet might have been frozen in place, maybe.

And I will find those monsters responsible and freeze them for 101,000,000 years. They will not age in my dimension, but they will suffer and freeze at the shadow of man they will never be.
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight


"About time somebody shut that fat Muslim prick up." Queen Celaeno tiredly said. "I've already had a shit day after hearing Sabrina hung herself thanks to Juan, and I didn't need that damn Turk ruining it even more. I sincerely thank you for that." She said as she got up and handed Holly a sack of coins.

"Just tell me this... is he going to die?" She said as she readied a bottle of champagne.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:41 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
"About time somebody shut that fat Muslim prick up." Queen Celaeno tiredly said. "I've already had a shit day after hearing Sabrina hung herself thanks to Juan, and I didn't need that damn Turk ruining it even more. I sincerely thank you for that." She said as she got up and handed Holly a sack of coins.

"Just tell me this... is he going to die?" She said as she readied a bottle of champagne.


Hmm, who might you be? And err... no thanks, I don't need the money. I am simply appalled at this man over here, and just so you know, his territories are going to be mine very soon!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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New Castillan Empire
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:47 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"About time somebody shut that fat Muslim prick up." Queen Celaeno tiredly said. "I've already had a shit day after hearing Sabrina hung herself thanks to Juan, and I didn't need that damn Turk ruining it even more. I sincerely thank you for that." She said as she got up and handed Holly a sack of coins.

"Just tell me this... is he going to die?" She said as she readied a bottle of champagne.


Hmm, who might you be? And err... no thanks, I don't need the money. I am simply appalled at this man over here, and just so you know, his territories are going to be mine very soon!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

"Queen Isabella Celaeno of the Castillan Empire. And, by all means, take them. It's not usually that I say it, but I'll take anything at this point just to never see this fat asshole again. Anyways, how have you been?" Celaeno calmly said as she laid back down on a couch.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:55 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Queen Isabella Celaeno of the Castillan Empire. And, by all means, take them. It's not usually that I say it, but I'll take anything at this point just to never see this fat asshole again. Anyways, how have you been?" Celaeno calmly said as she laid back down on a couch.


I am... Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight. The Delusional Holly, as many have called me. I don't care about what they called me, because I am only doing what is right and taking over the entire damn multiverse. That goody two-shoe Holly never uses her powers for anything but to "Ohh, tend her little garden!"

And... okay, if you insist.

- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Just like Mei from Overwatch, Holly conjured up an icicle and aimed it towards Mehmet. Just as it was fired, her hand shook a little and with that, the icicle flew and hit Mehmet on his hip.
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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New Castillan Empire
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:13 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Queen Isabella Celaeno of the Castillan Empire. And, by all means, take them. It's not usually that I say it, but I'll take anything at this point just to never see this fat asshole again. Anyways, how have you been?" Celaeno calmly said as she laid back down on a couch.


I am... Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight. The Delusional Holly, as many have called me. I don't care about what they called me, because I am only doing what is right and taking over the entire damn multiverse. That goody two-shoe Holly never uses her powers for anything but to "Ohh, tend her little garden!"

And... okay, if you insist.

- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Just like Mei from Overwatch, Holly conjured up an icicle and aimed it towards Mehmet. Just as it was fired, her hand shook a little and with that, the icicle flew and hit Mehmet on his hip.

Celaeno laughed for a bit. "Oh, as much as I'd feel like trying to stop you, honestly, I'm more envious than anything, and that comes from a person who has the personal achievement of conquering six solar systems in the span of 40 years using pike-and-shot tactics." She said as she suddenly pulled out a red marker. "No offense, though. I'm not stupid enough to mess with the likes with you. But really, your aim was a bit off." She said as she went up to Mehmet and drew two red targets; one on his crotch and the other on his forehead.

"There. If you like, you can try again. Though if you do, personal request, please, pretty please impale his sad little Turkish pinga first." She said for a moment before giggling. "Sorry about the racism, but with that dot on his head, he looks a bit like an Indian, don't you think?"
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:16 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:Celaeno laughed for a bit. "Oh, as much as I'd feel like trying to stop you, honestly, I'm more envious than anything, and that comes from a person who has the personal achievement of conquering six solar systems in the span of 40 years using pike-and-shot tactics." She said as she suddenly pulled out a red marker. "No offense, though. I'm not stupid enough to mess with the likes with you. But really, your aim was a bit off." She said as she went up to Mehmet and drew two red targets; one on his crotch and the other on his forehead.

"There. If you like, you can try again. Though if you do, personal request, please, pretty please impale his sad little Turkish pinga first." She said for a moment before giggling. "Sorry about the racism, but with that dot on his head, he looks a bit like an Indian, don't you think?"


Hmm hmm, you have a way with punishments, my friend! I guess I will have this whole bar of people to spare from my wrath! Ms. Zara... this is for ya!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

And with that, Holly conjured up two more icicles (this time extra sharp) and fired at those two marks. The hit on the forehead dealt critical damage, while the crotch shot? It dealt 40x of that critical damage. It's like a critical, critical, damage. That's a lotta damage.

(Do stop me if I am going way too OP with other characters. I can ease up on the Mary Sue status. :P)
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Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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New Castillan Empire
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Ex-Nation

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:29 am

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:Celaeno laughed for a bit. "Oh, as much as I'd feel like trying to stop you, honestly, I'm more envious than anything, and that comes from a person who has the personal achievement of conquering six solar systems in the span of 40 years using pike-and-shot tactics." She said as she suddenly pulled out a red marker. "No offense, though. I'm not stupid enough to mess with the likes with you. But really, your aim was a bit off." She said as she went up to Mehmet and drew two red targets; one on his crotch and the other on his forehead.

"There. If you like, you can try again. Though if you do, personal request, please, pretty please impale his sad little Turkish pinga first." She said for a moment before giggling. "Sorry about the racism, but with that dot on his head, he looks a bit like an Indian, don't you think?"


Hmm hmm, you have a way with punishments, my friend! I guess I will have this whole bar of people to spare from my wrath! Ms. Zara... this is for ya!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

And with that, Holly conjured up two more icicles (this time extra sharp) and fired at those two marks. The hit on the forehead dealt critical damage, while the crotch shot? It dealt 40x of that critical damage. It's like a critical, critical, damage. That's a lotta damage.

(Do stop me if I am going way too OP with other characters. I can ease up on the Mary Sue status. :P)

Celaeno couldn't stop herself from laughing as she watched Mehmet get shot in his nether regions.

"Oh boy, call me a sadistic, but I just can't help myself! My only regret is that I'm not the one doing it. Sadly, I think kicking a frozen fat sultan is only going to make my already unbearable foot pain even worse." She said as she removed her boots, exposing her bare feet. "Maybe I should invest in wearing some sort of footwear other than sockless high-heels. But hey, gotta keep up appearances; otherwise my private life tends to leak out. I may be royalty and all to the public eye, but when I'm back in the palace, it's nothing but Rocket League, corn chips and the odd magazine of *ahem* male bodily appreciation for this little bad girl, save time for the occasional political decision and a few appearances. Plus, if wartime gets rough, then I tend to get busy then, but really, I don't worry alot. That's what's wrong with alot of leaders; they tend to not have a too optimisic approach to their career. I mean, anything can happen, but really, when it does, I just jump in, do some planning and then put those plans in the next day and for the rest of that time just do my own thing."
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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight
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Founded: Jul 30, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Multiverse of Holly Starlight » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:04 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:Celaeno couldn't stop herself from laughing as she watched Mehmet get shot in his nether regions.

"Oh boy, call me a sadistic, but I just can't help myself! My only regret is that I'm not the one doing it. Sadly, I think kicking a frozen fat sultan is only going to make my already unbearable foot pain even worse." She said as she removed her boots, exposing her bare feet. "Maybe I should invest in wearing some sort of footwear other than sockless high-heels. But hey, gotta keep up appearances; otherwise my private life tends to leak out. I may be royalty and all to the public eye, but when I'm back in the palace, it's nothing but Rocket League, corn chips and the odd magazine of *ahem* male bodily appreciation for this little bad girl, save time for the occasional political decision and a few appearances. Plus, if wartime gets rough, then I tend to get busy then, but really, I don't worry alot. That's what's wrong with alot of leaders; they tend to not have a too optimisic approach to their career. I mean, anything can happen, but really, when it does, I just jump in, do some planning and then put those plans in the next day and for the rest of that time just do my own thing."


Well, whatever works for you, my... friend. I am only doing this because I hate this sultan to the core. This could have gone without much violence, but ah wells...
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight
Oh boy, yet another Alternate Universe thing. Factbooks (WIP)
This time, ruled by Holly “Den Blendende & Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Evelina Sophie Angie Reanna Vrs. Nova Lapis F. W. Discordance Lazuli Valery Leviathan Starlight
Almost a copy-paste of the original Garden at 6th Mile Road, but Holly is extremely deranged and lunantic here, and has taken over every single multiverse by force. Yes, including YOU, dear reader and your nation.


THIS IS NOT CANON ! .... Maybe.

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Teutonican Empire
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Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:43 am

Zero-Two walked up to the Sultan and placed his hand on him. A flow of heat came from the orb in his palm.
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Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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New Wolvers
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Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:11 pm

And then, suddenly, a guy entered in the saloon. It was around the age of 30, and looked quite... normal. Wearing a red shirt that looked like it was three times his size, he looked like exhausted, and sat in a chair.
Hey, can i get water over here? Please?
While looking around, he noticed someone who looked familiar. Wasn't that drunken guy with a grenade launcher a character from a videogame he loved? Nah, probbaly it was his mind.
Hey you look familiar bud...
After those words, he fell, exhausted, hugging the table. It was like he walked a lot, or... battled against someone. Those damages on the shirt weren't normal, nor was the size.
I swear I even saw some guy with an orbit in his hand
mumbled clearly.
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Low bloods
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Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:23 pm

New Wolvers wrote:And then, suddenly, a guy entered in the saloon. It was around the age of 30, and looked quite... normal. Wearing a red shirt that looked like it was three times his size, he looked like exhausted, and sat in a chair.
Hey, can i get water over here? Please?
While looking around, he noticed someone who looked familiar. Wasn't that drunken guy with a grenade launcher a character from a videogame he loved? Nah, probbaly it was his mind.
Hey you look familiar bud...
After those words, he fell, exhausted, hugging the table. It was like he walked a lot, or... battled against someone. Those damages on the shirt weren't normal, nor was the size.
I swear I even saw some guy with an orbit in his hand
mumbled clearly.

"Here." He slides a glass of water to him. "Have some fun around here." He laughs
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New Wolvers
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:31 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Here." He slides a glass of water to him. "Have some fun around here." He laughs

Who the hell are you? Is it safe to drink?
asked the guy in red shirt. He looked untrustful, probably he was tired, but at the same time he needed to drink. So, with some time taken to decide if to die or not, the guy starts to drink. It was fresh.
Oh. OH! Woah! This is actually water! THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED! Jesus, i had to use all my strength to survive after that brutal accident... oh god... OH GOD! FANNI!
The guy started to freak out and finally the riddle of the shirt was revealed. The guy was a werewolf. Typical from the country of New Wolvers. With a deeper, wolvish voice, he points at the person who gave him water and asks him
WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS PLA-
Noticing his height changed and he could feel his shirt, he realized he undisguised self under the panic. People were not minding him strangely, but after all those were not normal people.
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:39 pm

New Wolvers wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Here." He slides a glass of water to him. "Have some fun around here." He laughs

Who the hell are you? Is it safe to drink?
asked the guy in red shirt. He looked untrustful, probably he was tired, but at the same time he needed to drink. So, with some time taken to decide if to die or not, the guy starts to drink. It was fresh.
Oh. OH! Woah! This is actually water! THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED! Jesus, i had to use all my strength to survive after that brutal accident... oh god... OH GOD! FANNI!
The guy started to freak out and finally the riddle of the shirt was revealed. The guy was a werewolf. Typical from the country of New Wolvers. With a deeper, wolvish voice, he points at the person who gave him water and asks him
WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS PLA-
Noticing his height changed and he could feel his shirt, he realized he undisguised self under the panic. People were not minding him strangely, but after all those were not normal people.

Vixen was not shy of werewolves or much of anything these days. "You are in the wastelands of an unknown planet. This is a bar.
You're actually the first of your kind to step foot in this placet, you know." Vixen laughed a bit and shrugs "I'm nothing but a bartender, my origin comes from demon blood so don't try anything funny. And the drink is just a glass of water."
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I made this for newcomers to F7. A post I made
Multiversal advertisement: feeling bored and don't know what to do? Come to the Ram's head saloon and have a drink. We don't bite.

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:39 pm

I beg your pardon then, fella...
The big wolf was quite embarassed. Mostly because he made himself discovered, but even because of the behaviour
How the damn did I get here? And what happened to the place? Why am I here? Why am I-
All of a sudden, some tranquil vibes came into the wolf's mind. It made him quiet and was calming down.
*sigh* My mistake actually... I mean... I should keep manners being the president of New Wolvers himself but... nobody knows I am here. As well as nobody knows I am a werewolf, much like the minority of my country...
The wolf sat much like a human in that tiny chair of the saloon, holding in his paws the glass of water that the demon gave to him. The guy, unlike the one you see in movies, was more wolvish than human, despite keeping features such as speech, bipedal walk, paw-like hands and hair, much like the werewolves you would likely see in a webcomic
I think that I am a coward to have never told to anyone who am I for real, as I am not a simple human. Behind that guy smiling, who made movies and went into politics, there's this. I never told anyone nor showed anyone who's not trusted how I look like and...
The big wolf was kind of sighing, as he was looking quite sad. Probably it was the accident that brought him into the saloon.
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