Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Indeed. The trick is that it's not really a genuine thing, though... he is a Yahudistani robot made by Israeli immigrants." Mehmet laughed. "His ocular percision and weaponry manueverability is unquestionably grand thanks to his past-its'-time AI."

Zero-Two seemed to tense up, and his response was delayed. "Isn't that interesting...my, how technology grows." Zero-Two said, staring at the archer. "Hey there, robot."

The robot quickly jerked his head around to look at Zero, not in a threatening manner, just at an alarmingly quick speed before darting up his hand as he slowly moved it in a circle to wave. "Shalom, my friend. How are you today?"

[Lethen Empire]

Zero-Two seemed to tense up, and his response was delayed. "Isn't that interesting...my, how technology grows." Zero-Two said, staring at the archer. "Hey there, robot."

The robot quickly jerked his head around to look at Zero, not in a threatening manner, just at an alarmingly quick speed before darting up his hand as he slowly moved it in a circle. "Shalom, my friend. How are you today?"

Zero-Two closed his eyes and mumbled something along the lines of, 'I see...', before opening them again to look at the robot. "I'm pretty good, bowman. You and I are alike."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

The robot quickly jerked his head around to look at Zero, not in a threatening manner, just at an alarmingly quick speed before darting up his hand as he slowly moved it in a circle. "Shalom, my friend. How are you today?"

Zero-Two closed his eyes and mumbled something along the lines of, 'I see...', before opening them again to look at the robot. "I'm pretty good, bowman. You and I are alike."

"Really? Howso?" The robot questioned. "Are you another Th-IR Alsihami-Otomat Systems Model 076? Because last time I checked, I was a unique creation of Menorah Co."

[Teutonican Empire]

//Just realized how many times I posted on the wrong account. OOF.

Zero-Two closed his eyes and mumbled something along the lines of, 'I see...', before opening them again to look at the robot. "I'm pretty good, bowman. You and I are alike."

"Really? Howso?" The robot questioned. "Are you another Th-IR Alsihami-Otomat Systems Model 076? Because last time I checked, I was a unique creation of Menorah Co."

"Well..." Zero-Two leaned forward. His lifeless eyes turned into a piercing glare, matched with a grin to make a devilish look. "Almost like that, I guess."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

//Just realized how many times I posted on the wrong account. OOF.

"Really? Howso?" The robot questioned. "Are you another Th-IR Alsihami-Otomat Systems Model 076? Because last time I checked, I was a unique creation of Menorah Co."

"Well..." Zero-Two leaned forward. His lifeless eyes turned into a piercing glare, matched with a grin to make a devilish look. "Almost like that, I guess."

"Ah, I estimated so. Cyborg, I suppose? Maybe a more emotionally advanced AI? You seem to like using subtlety as your main expression. Anywhom, I guess we are matched in skill. You almost remind me of my sister company's own robotics program that launched something akin to an Ottoman assassin. I am entirely neutral on his concerns as he is with mine, due to the fact we are both completely AI, but our companies contend alot. Anywhom, mind demonstrating your skill as I have mine?" The machine questioned.

[Teutonican Empire]

//Just realized how many times I posted on the wrong account. OOF.

"Well..." Zero-Two leaned forward. His lifeless eyes turned into a piercing glare, matched with a grin to make a devilish look. "Almost like that, I guess."

"Ah, I estimated so. Cyborg, I suppose? Maybe a more emotionally advanced AI? You seem to like using subtlety as your main expression. Anywhom, I guess we are matched in skill. You almost remind me of my sister company's own robotics program that launched something akin to an Ottoman assassin. I am entirely neutral on his concerns as he is with mine, due to the fact we are both completely AI, but our companies contend alot. Anywhom, mind demonstrating your skill as I have mine?" The machine questioned.

"Sure thing, 76..." Zero-Two said, not answering anything except for the last one. The Teutonican stood up and got in a sort of sluggish fighting stance. "What do you wanna see?"

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Ah, I estimated so. Cyborg, I suppose? Maybe a more emotionally advanced AI? You seem to like using subtlety as your main expression. Anywhom, I guess we are matched in skill. You almost remind me of my sister company's own robotics program that launched something akin to an Ottoman assassin. I am entirely neutral on his concerns as he is with mine, due to the fact we are both completely AI, but our companies contend alot. Anywhom, mind demonstrating your skill as I have mine?" The machine questioned.

"Sure thing, 76..." Zero-Two said, not answering anything except for the last one. The Teutonican stood up and got in a sort of sluggish fighting stance. "What do you wanna see?"

"Hm..." The robot said as he looked around the room, and pointed to one of the guards. "Demonstrate your skills, if you have them."

"N-no thanks, we're all convinced here..." The guard nervously said as he held his jezail musket close.

[The Order of the Twelve]

“Ah, mechanicals...so precise, and accurate, thanks to their mechanical strength. I envy them sometimes. But it must be terrible being forever encased in metal. Machines can make for incredible warriors...scientists...thinkers of all kinds. But they suffer many problems, ours do anyway...”

[Teutonican Empire]

"Sure thing, 76..." Zero-Two said, not answering anything except for the last one. The Teutonican stood up and got in a sort of sluggish fighting stance. "What do you wanna see?"

"Hm..." The robot said as he looked around the room, and pointed to one of the guards. "Demonstrate your skills, if you have them."

"N-no thanks, we're all convinced here..." The guard nervously said as he held his jezail musket close.

Zero-Two hesitated for a moment, thinking of sitting back down, before his eyes locked onto the guard with laser focus. The guard would feel a tap on his shoulder. "Nice gun you've got there."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Hm..." The robot said as he looked around the room, and pointed to one of the guards. "Demonstrate your skills, if you have them."

"N-no thanks, we're all convinced here..." The guard nervously said as he held his jezail musket close.

Zero-Two hesitated for a moment, thinking of sitting back down, before his eyes locked onto the guard with laser focus. The guard would feel a tap on his shoulder. "Nice gun you've got there."

The guard would jump at the swivel and level his gun to behind him before turning back.

"Th-thanks... Now please, let's not make this bloody, please? I-I just came out of Yunanistan..." the Guard said as a lightsaber bayonet 'accidentally' switched on. "Come on, my liege, please, bail me out! My life is worth most!"

"Don't worry, it's fine, you'll die as a martyr and get your 72 virgins. But don't be a coward. Allah knows when you want to die only for his promises, not for acting upon them and putting your life for it." the Sultan said.

"Oh, boy..." the guard gulped as he readied his stance.

[Teutonican Empire]

Zero-Two hesitated for a moment, thinking of sitting back down, before his eyes locked onto the guard with laser focus. The guard would feel a tap on his shoulder. "Nice gun you've got there."

The guard would jump at the swivel and level his gun to behind him before turning back.

"Th-thanks... Now please, let's not make this bloody, please? I-I just came out of Yunanistan..." the Guard said as a lightsaber bayonet 'accidentally' switched on. "Come on, my liege, please, bail me out! My life is worth most!"

"Don't worry, it's fine, you'll die as a martyr and get your 72 virgins. But don't be a coward. Allah knows when you want to die only for his promises, not for acting upon them and putting your life for it." the Sultan said.

"Oh, boy..." the guard gulped as he readied his stance.

Zero-Two casually walked away to gain some distance, then got in a sluggish fighting stance. "I'll go easy on you. Hit me."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

The guard would jump at the swivel and level his gun to behind him before turning back.

"Th-thanks... Now please, let's not make this bloody, please? I-I just came out of Yunanistan..." the Guard said as a lightsaber bayonet 'accidentally' switched on. "Come on, my liege, please, bail me out! My life is worth most!"

"Don't worry, it's fine, you'll die as a martyr and get your 72 virgins. But don't be a coward. Allah knows when you want to die only for his promises, not for acting upon them and putting your life for it." the Sultan said.

"Oh, boy..." the guard gulped as he readied his stance.

Zero-Two casually walked away to gain some distance, then got in a sluggish fighting stance. "I'll go easy on you. Hit me."

"Alright... but do I have to ditch the kit? You know... my short sword and the gun?" the Guard asked.

[Teutonican Empire]

Zero-Two casually walked away to gain some distance, then got in a sluggish fighting stance. "I'll go easy on you. Hit me."

"Alright... but do I have to ditch the gun?" the Guard asked.

Zero-Two thought about it for a moment. "Nah." He slid one foot back a bit, and placed that foot on his toes.

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Alright... but do I have to ditch the gun?" the Guard asked.

Zero-Two thought about it for a moment. "Nah." He slid one foot back a bit, and placed that foot on his toes.

"Well, then... here it goes." The guard said as he activated the laser bayonet before leveling it at him and charging with a scream.

[Teutonican Empire]

Zero-Two thought about it for a moment. "Nah." He slid one foot back a bit, and placed that foot on his toes.

"Well, then... here it goes." The guard said as he activated the laser bayonet before leveling it at him and charging with a scream.

Zero-Two began to just very casually walk forward. As the guard entered the range of about 10 ft, Zero-Two leaned forward and seemed to mysteriously propel his entire body into a flying arc over the guard. In mid-air, he'd attempt to apply strongman levels of strength into a two-fingered flick to the guard's head.

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Well, then... here it goes." The guard said as he activated the laser bayonet before leveling it at him and charging with a scream.

Zero-Two began to just very casually walk forward. As the guard entered the range of about 10 ft, Zero-Two leaned forward and seemed to mysteriously propel his entire body into a flying arc over the guard. In mid-air, he'd attempt to apply strongman levels of strength into a two-fingered flick to the guard's head.

The guard would be knocked back by the flick and sent into a backflip before slumping to the floor. The guard attemped to shoot at him with the rifle, but 76 quickly grabbed an arrow and fired it behind where Zero would land, blocking the bullet with the shaft of the arrow and snapping the arrow in two, stopping the bullet and 76 walked over there and picked up the flattened, cylindrical round and pocketed it, then politely clapped at his feat.

"Your skills are quite impressive. I'm sure we could use your form here in the Empire. Now... while we are showing of skills, perhaps you'd like to meet Ejderha, the other super-soldier?

[Teutonican Empire]

The guard would be knocked back by the flick and sent into a backflip before slumping to the floor. The guard attemped to shoot at him with the rifle, but 76 quickly grabbed an arrow and fired it behind where Zero would land, blocking the bullet with the shaft of the arrow and snapping the arrow in two, stopping the bullet and 76 walked over there and picked up the flattened, cylindrical round and pocketed it, then politely clapped at his feat.

"Your skills are quite impressive. I'm sure we could use your form here in the Empire. Now... while we are showing of skills, perhaps you'd like to meet Ejderha, the other super-soldier?

Zero-Two slid his hands into his pockets as the guard fired his gun. He reacted not whatsoever and carried his usual, blank expression until he was spoken to. "Oh, sure, why not."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

The guard would be knocked back by the flick and sent into a backflip before slumping to the floor. The guard attemped to shoot at him with the rifle, but 76 quickly grabbed an arrow and fired it behind where Zero would land, blocking the bullet with the shaft of the arrow and snapping the arrow in two, stopping the bullet and 76 walked over there and picked up the flattened, cylindrical round and pocketed it, then politely clapped at his feat.

"Your skills are quite impressive. I'm sure we could use your form here in the Empire. Now... while we are showing of skills, perhaps you'd like to meet Ejderha, the other super-soldier?

Zero-Two slid his hands into his pockets as the guard fired his gun. He reacted not whatsoever and carried his usual, blank expression until he was spoken to. "Oh, sure, why not."

"Well, we do not have mass warping and forcefield capabilities like those damned Castillans. We do, however, deliver by spaceship, and quickly, though this process will still take some time. In the meantime, is there other non-operative concerns we can talk about? Like hobbies. Even for an AI designed for combat, I do have things I like to tend to myself, such as football and meditative practices, even yoga. I also have a directive that allows me to experience something similar to sexual stimulation, but that is a topic that is confidential unless otherwise authorised." the archer said.

[Teutonican Empire]

Zero-Two slid his hands into his pockets as the guard fired his gun. He reacted not whatsoever and carried his usual, blank expression until he was spoken to. "Oh, sure, why not."

"Well, we do not have mass warping and forcefield capabilities like those damned Castillans. We do, however, deliver by spaceship, and quickly, though this process will still take some time. In the meantime, is there other non-operative concerns we can talk about? Like hobbies. Even for an AI designed for combat, I do have things I like to tend to myself, such as football and meditative practices, even yoga. I also have a directive that allows me to experience something similar to sexual stimulation, but that is a topic that is confidential unless otherwise authorised." the archer said.

"Well, truth be told, I don't have any real hobbies." Zero-Two said. "Haven't been around long enough to get any."

[Imperial Ottoman Caliphate]

"Well, we do not have mass warping and forcefield capabilities like those damned Castillans. We do, however, deliver by spaceship, and quickly, though this process will still take some time. In the meantime, is there other non-operative concerns we can talk about? Like hobbies. Even for an AI designed for combat, I do have things I like to tend to myself, such as football and meditative practices, even yoga. I also have a directive that allows me to experience something similar to sexual stimulation, but that is a topic that is confidential unless otherwise authorised." the archer said.

"Well, truth be told, I don't have any real hobbies." Zero-Two said. "Haven't been around long enough to get any."

"Really? When were you created?" The robot curiously asked. "I'd assume you'd have been around for quite a long time to hone skills such as yours."

[Teutonican Empire]

"Well, truth be told, I don't have any real hobbies." Zero-Two said. "Haven't been around long enough to get any."

"Really? When were you created?" The robot curiously asked. "I'd assume you'd have been around for quite a long time to hone skills such as yours."

"Created? I'm 21. I have a pretty serious case of amnesia though, gotta say." Zero-Two replied.

[Eien no Yorokobi]

A woman skipped towards the Saloon. Her orange eyes conveyed no tiredness, even though she’d been constantly busy. Lethargy was an enemy she always kept at bay. After all, there was so much to do! So much excitement to be had and joy to be spread! Dreams were fun, too, but not the same as reality. And they could get weird.

And, of course, there were nightmares.

She closed her eyes and hummed as she approached the entrance, strands of cyan hair waving in the wind. Coating her was the uniform of a maid- a choice many questioned, given she was a leader and not a servant, but she had a lot of fun with costumes like that. Besides, it made her stand out, and that was always fun!

She wondered how May was, if she was here. It was a shame Gikochinai hadn’t been able to see her very much. And a lot of that time had been a bit depressing and sad. But that was ok! She still loved her. Hopefully there wouldn’t be an ongoing disaster or other thing like that.

She entered the room, waving hello with both hands. ”Hi everyone! How are you!?”

[The Multiverse of Holly Starlight]

With Gwen and the good Holly making their way back to Valentine Z, another light-blue light-woman entered the bar and this time, she has no restraints and issues with bringing the entire temperatures down to -5 degrees Celsius. Our delusional Light Queen, ladies and gentleman, standing at 3.33 meters.

Well, this certainly is a very nice place. I wonder if I should take this place over as well...
- Holly “De Oogverblinkend en Zinneloos Light Koningin van Het Multiversum” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Leviathan Starlight

[Teutonican Empire]

A woman skipped towards the Saloon. Her orange eyes conveyed no tiredness, even though she’d been constantly busy. Lethargy was an enemy she always kept at bay. After all, there was so much to do! So much excitement to be had and joy to be spread! Dreams were fun, too, but not the same as reality. And they could get weird.

And, of course, there were nightmares.

She closed her eyes and hummed as she approached the entrance, strands of cyan hair waving in the wind. Coating her was the uniform of a maid- a choice many questioned, given she was a leader and not a servant, but she had a lot of fun with costumes like that. Besides, it made her stand out, and that was always fun!

She wondered how May was, if she was here. It was a shame Gikochinai hadn’t been able to see her very much. And a lot of that time had been a bit depressing and sad. But that was ok! She still loved her. Hopefully there wouldn’t be an ongoing disaster or other thing like that.

She entered the room, waving hello with both hands. ”Hi everyone! How are you!?”

"Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine..." Zero-Two (description of appearance two or so pages back) replied. "And that's the first time that's ever been said un-sarcastically."

[Eien no Yorokobi]

Gikochinai waved hello to Holly...then realised how cold it was. That was weird. She was used to cold, having lived in cold place for most of her life and indeed possessing control over ice. But this was weird. Holly was usually nice! But the only explanation for the cold was that she was responsible.

Was she angry or something?

”Um, hi! It’s really cold all of a sudden! Take over? You’re worrying me a little! I still love you though!”

She then faced another man, who seemed a little off, but so did almost everyone in the Saloon in some way.

”Oh! Thanks! Nice to meet you! I’m Gikochinai! I try to always be happy! I can’t do it every second sadly, but that’s ok! I still try and can do most of the time!”