Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

by **Valentine Z** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:34 am

Gwen felt a disturbance in The Force. It was as if this bar was going to be shuttered if it continues any more.

Guys... I think we should get out of here while we still can.
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

by **New Castillan Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:03 am

Valentine Z wrote:Gwen felt a disturbance in The Force. It was as if this bar was going to be shuttered if it continues any more.

Guys... I think we should get out of here while we still can.
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.

by **Valentine Z** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:06 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.

Ahh, haha, you reminded me of one of my friends! Except that for him, he has a hand and a leg missing, not an eye!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

by **New Castillan Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:13 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.

Ahh, haha, you reminded me of one of my friends! Except that for him, he has a hand and a leg missing, not an eye!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

"I thinks I knows him as well. I went on a date with he- oh wait, that was that Jinx lass..." The Demoman laughed. "Good times. But I hafta blow this place tae smithereens now. I'm sorry, but duty calls." He said as a nuclear warhead suddenly appeared and started beeping.

by **Valentine Z** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:34 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"I thinks I knows him as well. I went on a date with he- oh wait, that was that Jinx lass..." The Demoman laughed. "Good times. But I hafta blow this place tae smithereens now. I'm sorry, but duty calls." He said as a nuclear warhead suddenly appeared and started beeping.

Valentijn raised his head and started panicking.

W-w-what wa that? Was that a- AAAAAAAA
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

AAAAA, VAL, STOP SCREAMING! We can just get out of here now!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

Oooh, why are we yelling? Let me join you all! AAAAAAAAA!

- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya “La Amoureux et Exuberant Chéri” Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

My dear, please stop screaming, you screamed louder than everyone here!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

by **Stanier** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:46 am

Suddenly, amidst the commotion, Ennio and Aiko casually walk inside the saloon.

"Goo-What the hell's goin' on here? Why are y'all screamin'?" Ennio confusedly said before taking notice of the warhead

"SHIT! I GET WHY NOW!" Then the man runs away

Aiko, who only stood there as her beloved left her behind, was confused.

"Nani? What is going on?"

by **Valentine Z** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:49 am

Gwen, Valentijn, and Clarissa made their run from the place, with no further Valentians (or his puppets) going to talk in this forum anymore.

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, BYE!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

(Well, it’s been a very, very fun C/CLT. See you on the next installation!)

by **Stanier** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:51 am

(As per usual, I make a late arrival without taking notice. Fuck me right?)

Then the confused girl took notice of the warhead, taking a brief moment to analyze it before running away.

"Oh, is that a...? Now I get why everybody is running! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by **New Castillan Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:52 am

Stanier wrote:Suddenly, amidst the commotion, Ennio and Aiko casually walk inside the saloon.

"Goo-What the hell's goin' on here? Why are y'all screamin'?" Ennio confusedly said before taking notice of the warhead

"SHIT! I GET WHY NOW!" Then the man runs away

Aiko, who only stood there as her beloved left her behind, was confused.

"Nani? What is going on?"

"Well, it's been nice knowing yae too! By the way, you got tha' footy lad on 'and? 'cause Celaeno wants tae shag him. Like, real bad. Heard she used to cut herself for 'im. Anyways, later, lads!" the Demoman said as he drank, then slipping over and accidentally pressing the detonator.

by **Low bloods** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:12 am

"I wonder if this place will get a tune up?" Vixen chuckles "Any time now."

by **Valentine Z** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:04 am

Gwen sent one more message from the convenience of her home.

Dear Kyrusia, or the Moderators of these games,

A nuke is coming down, and we are nearing the end of this bar. We screwed up big time while reaching the 500th page. Halp us.

Cheers, Love!

P. S.: Do you think you can send this to Archives instead of it being auto-purged? It will be lovely, I imagine! To see back on the antics we have here.

- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

by **San Lumen** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:08 am

Leo Adama had been quiet for awhile doing reading in the library when he reentered the bar.

"My friends I believe it is time for me to depart. I sense in the Force something terrible is about to happen here possibly to this entire planet. I shall be returning to Coruscant. It has been been wonderful meeting you all. Farewell and God Bless." Leo said as he headed to the door and powered up his ship causing the bar to shake as he departed back to his home.

by **Nilrahrarfan** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:39 am

"Well, I guess it's time for Ram's Head Saloon V4."
-Katrina Stormia

by **Low bloods** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:15 am

Valentine Z wrote:Gwen sent one more message from the convenience of her home.

Dear Kyrusia, or the Moderators of these games,

A nuke is coming down, and we are nearing the end of this bar. We screwed up big time while reaching the 500th page. Halp us.

Cheers, Love!

P. S.: Do you think you can send this to Archives instead of it being auto-purged? It will be lovely, I imagine! To see back on the antics we have here.

- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

"They know. I shot the ram a telegram. They said they'll get to us in due time.
What's this about nukes, I thought it was something of implosion, or perhaps something of a black hole." The knight said while reading the note

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