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Third Kingdom
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Founded: Jun 16, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:45 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'Oh yeah christmas. Not much just trying to kill my family by which i mean my sisters.'

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

'I mean I'm helping my sister and rather not.'
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:03 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

'I mean I'm helping my sister and rather not.'

"You sure do help them alot,
They must owe you an arm and a leg."
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:07 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'I mean I'm helping my sister and rather not.'

"You sure do help them alot,
They must owe you an arm and a leg."

'They owe me more than they can give me but alas I wont get anything for all the help just thanks.'
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Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:24 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"You sure do help them alot,
They must owe you an arm and a leg."

'They owe me more than they can give me but alas I wont get anything for all the help just thanks.'

"That's just how it is sometimes. Selfless acts, for those you care about." Vixen switches trough the radio as he watches the commotion going on.
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:25 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'They owe me more than they can give me but alas I wont get anything for all the help just thanks.'

"That's just how it is sometimes. Selfless acts, for those you care about." Vixen switches trough the radio as he watches the commotion going on.

'I suppose. Anything on the radio? Or just static?'
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Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:35 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"That's just how it is sometimes. Selfless acts, for those you care about." Vixen switches trough the radio as he watches the commotion going on.

'I suppose. Anything on the radio? Or just static?'

"I prefer synth, or club music."
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:53 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'I suppose. Anything on the radio? Or just static?'

"I prefer synth, or club music."

'I'd not mind listening to those given it's not just screaming and grunting or just loud sounds.'
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Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:30 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"I prefer synth, or club music."

'I'd not mind listening to those given it's not just screaming and grunting or just loud sounds.'

(Love how there's this period of calm just slowly progressing to that 500.)
"I also like that as well, though I'm in the mood for somthing smooth with a nice beat, I mean, there's alot of barfights happening and you gotta have somthing good on. I mean let's get real here."
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Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:39 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'I'd not mind listening to those given it's not just screaming and grunting or just loud sounds.'

(Love how there's this period of calm just slowly progressing to that 500.)
"I also like that as well, though I'm in the mood for somthing smooth with a nice beat, I mean, there's alot of barfights happening and you gotta have somthing good on. I mean let's get real here."

[ikr]

'Yes let get real so real and deep that we'll never come out of reality.'
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Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:44 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:(Love how there's this period of calm just slowly progressing to that 500.)
"I also like that as well, though I'm in the mood for somthing smooth with a nice beat, I mean, there's alot of barfights happening and you gotta have somthing good on. I mean let's get real here."

[ikr]

'Yes let get real so real and deep that we'll never come out of reality.'

"Not to burst your bubble but we've already been there, I think we're so deep we're at the bottom." Vixen idly nods his head to the music as he has finally found somthing to listen to that fit his situation.
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:56 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:[ikr]

'Yes let get real so real and deep that we'll never come out of reality.'

"Not to burst your bubble but we've already been there, I think we're so deep we're at the bottom." Vixen idly nods his head to the music as he has finally found somthing to listen to that fit his situation.


(Reaching 500 pages... Mods are watching us!)

My friend! This place... it always explodes, isn't it? Just everyday chaos?
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
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Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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The Sixty! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures!

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:00 pm

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:[ikr]

'Yes let get real so real and deep that we'll never come out of reality.'

"Not to burst your bubble but we've already been there, I think we're so deep we're at the bottom." Vixen idly nods his head to the music as he has finally found somthing to listen to that fit his situation.

'Ah but when can go even deeper and shatter reality, don't you know.'
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:09 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Not to burst your bubble but we've already been there, I think we're so deep we're at the bottom." Vixen idly nods his head to the music as he has finally found somthing to listen to that fit his situation.


(Reaching 500 pages... Mods are watching us!)

My friend! This place... it always explodes, isn't it? Just everyday chaos?
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

(Yeah soon we will be back to 1, just don't pass 24.)
"Its The norm, it was always the norm. Honestly though, this is rather new." Vixen laughs "Had to call everyone off just in case things got too out of hand?"
Third Kingdom wrote:
Low bloods wrote:"Not to burst your bubble but we've already been there, I think we're so deep we're at the bottom." Vixen idly nods his head to the music as he has finally found somthing to listen to that fit his situation.

'Ah but when can go even deeper and shatter reality, don't you know.'
"Yeah but why,
That's such a hassle."
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:12 pm

Low bloods wrote:(Yeah soon we will be back to 1, just don't pass 24.)
"Its The norm, it was always the norm. Honestly though, this is rather new." Vixen laughs "Had to call everyone off just in case things got too out of hand?"


Ahh, yes! Just the 3 of us again... I don't want all the 60 here to die, not especially on my honeymoon!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

Valentine Z wrote:Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn got into the bar’s entrance wearily, her eyes as if she might be not having enough sleep for a while.

“Ughh, I need a drink,” she muttered to herself, walking slowly towards the bartender, “Mister Mouffan! A cup of beer, please. Anything will do.”

(OOC: My first time here, so… hope it goes well! You can find more info about Gwen here, but it’s barebone, only containing an image, her height, and nationality.)


^ Also, a trip down the memory lane. :P

Oh hey, that's me! Wow, look at how short my name was back then!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:13 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Yeah but why,
That's such a hassle."

'Maybe it is a hassle but I've not seen beyond the deep from a long time.'
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Ex-Nation

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:45 am

"OK, so we got two magic scythe-wielders fighting each other, and VictorNet's causing trouble too... can this situation get any worse?" She said, as suddenly a blood elf dressed in Pancho Villa garb arrived, wielding an olden M4 Carbine, stormed in along with a crowd of around 100 wielding baseball bats, pitchforks, knives, torches, molotovs, swords, lightsabers and even a few bows and sparklock guns.

"Ah, you open your mouth again, mi reina, and the inevitable comes... but it comes fairly late, does it not?" The Sangrelfa man laughed as he turned back to a frown.

Her two guards pointed their muskets as she drew her lightsaber. "Who the hell are you, pendejo?"

"My name is not important, but my cause is. For too long, under your crumbling and olden ways, the people of Nueva Chile have tired of the inequality, the oppression. We cry for the people to have their say and for the Sangrelfa native brethren to be treated better, but you block your ears. Now, for you do not grant us basic requests, we call for freedom for the Sangrelfano people, or should we say, the Blood Elf Commune!" He said as the room went silent, the Queen looking on in disbelief as the man then stood up on a table and he and the crowd began singing.

"Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!!
"
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:16 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"OK, so we got two magic scythe-wielders fighting each other, and VictorNet's causing trouble too... can this situation get any worse?" She said, as suddenly a blood elf dressed in Pancho Villa garb arrived, wielding an olden M4 Carbine, stormed in along with a crowd of around 100 wielding baseball bats, pitchforks, knives, torches, molotovs, swords, lightsabers and even a few bows and sparklock guns.

"Ah, you open your mouth again, mi reina, and the inevitable comes... but it comes fairly late, does it not?" The Sangrelfa man laughed as he turned back to a frown.

Her two guards pointed their muskets as she drew her lightsaber. "Who the hell are you, pendejo?"

"My name is not important, but my cause is. For too long, under your crumbling and olden ways, the people of Nueva Chile have tired of the inequality, the oppression. We cry for the people to have their say and for the Sangrelfa native brethren to be treated better, but you block your ears. Now, for you do not grant us basic requests, we call for freedom for the Sangrelfano people, or should we say, the Blood Elf Commune!" He said as the room went silent, the Queen looking on in disbelief as the man then stood up on a table and he and the crowd began singing.

"Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!!
"


Both Aozoras just stood still, beholding the sight. As they sung, one closed her eyes, a frown forming on her face. The other seemed to grow agitated, grimacing, her eyes narrowing in anger as she stared upon the mass of traitors.

”For goodness sake...could these idiots shut up...for two seconds...is there no escape...from stupid idiots...in this universe...”

”They want their freedom. It’s...I can’t fault them for that.”

”Wait...what do you mean? For goodness sake...don’t tell me you’re-“

They were interrupted by the sight of someone else entering. The figure had a red cloak, purple garments beneath...HER! That’s THE MONSTER! The figure grew closer. ”Oh come on. What mess is this? Do I not deserve reprieve? I am Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady...” She caught sight of the other two, one looking in confusion, the other in utter hatred. ”...of All Reality. Ah. Imposter. You’re here. And you brought...another? Well...if I can’t be all secretive...” She raised her communicator, conjuring her weapon as she pressed a button on it.

In seconds, a group of dimensional rifts appeared just outside. Figures moved from within them. Children, each holding assault rifles, each nekofied, each smiling as they grew closer. They began to sing, their chorus competing against the Mexican rebels.

”...each of the Megami! We are servants of the divine! Heretics deserve to die! We will show them we are right! Crush them all with all our might! They betrayed their creator! They now deserve to suffer! We are blessed to be Hers! We will fight against the cursed! We are holy and divine! All our enemies shall die! Glory be upon Her will!”

”Aren’t children wonderful? ANNIHILATE THE IMPOSTERS!”

The tyrant of Kyoki Chudoku turned to face her democratic counterpart. ”We need to get out of here! Now! She’s a monster. We can’t hold against that many of them! What kind of chaotic madness is this place...”
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Ex-Nation

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:31 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"OK, so we got two magic scythe-wielders fighting each other, and VictorNet's causing trouble too... can this situation get any worse?" She said, as suddenly a blood elf dressed in Pancho Villa garb arrived, wielding an olden M4 Carbine, stormed in along with a crowd of around 100 wielding baseball bats, pitchforks, knives, torches, molotovs, swords, lightsabers and even a few bows and sparklock guns.

"Ah, you open your mouth again, mi reina, and the inevitable comes... but it comes fairly late, does it not?" The Sangrelfa man laughed as he turned back to a frown.

Her two guards pointed their muskets as she drew her lightsaber. "Who the hell are you, pendejo?"

"My name is not important, but my cause is. For too long, under your crumbling and olden ways, the people of Nueva Chile have tired of the inequality, the oppression. We cry for the people to have their say and for the Sangrelfa native brethren to be treated better, but you block your ears. Now, for you do not grant us basic requests, we call for freedom for the Sangrelfano people, or should we say, the Blood Elf Commune!" He said as the room went silent, the Queen looking on in disbelief as the man then stood up on a table and he and the crowd began singing.

"Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!!
"


Both Aozoras just stood still, beholding the sight. As they sung, one closed her eyes, a frown forming on her face. The other seemed to grow agitated, grimacing, her eyes narrowing in anger as she stared upon the mass of traitors.

”For goodness sake...could these idiots shut up...for two seconds...is there no escape...from stupid idiots...in this universe...”

”They want their freedom. It’s...I can’t fault them for that.”

”Wait...what do you mean? For goodness sake...don’t tell me you’re-“

They were interrupted by the sight of someone else entering. The figure had a red cloak, purple garments beneath...HER! That’s THE MONSTER! The figure grew closer. ”Oh come on. What mess is this? Do I not deserve reprieve? I am Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady...” She caught sight of the other two, one looking in confusion, the other in utter hatred. ”...of All Reality. Ah. Imposter. You’re here. And you brought...another? Well...if I can’t be all secretive...” She raised her communicator, conjuring her weapon as she pressed a button on it.

In seconds, a group of dimensional rifts appeared just outside. Figures moved from within them. Children, each holding assault rifles, each nekofied, each smiling as they grew closer. They began to sing, their chorus competing against the Mexican rebels.

”...each of the Megami! We are servants of the divine! Heretics deserve to die! We will show them we are right! Crush them all with all our might! They betrayed their creator! They now deserve to suffer! We are blessed to be Hers! We will fight against the cursed! We are holy and divine! All our enemies shall die! Glory be upon Her will!”

”Aren’t children wonderful? ANNIHILATE THE IMPOSTERS!”

The tyrant of Kyoki Chudoku turned to face her democratic counterpart. ”We need to get out of here! Now! She’s a monster. We can’t hold against that many of them! What kind of chaotic madness is this place...”


"Errr... amigos? Is it not to late for me to join you in getting the fuck out of here, as much as I don't want to get involved in your war?" Queen Celaeno said. "Believe me, we both want the same thing! You don't want to get shot up by demon children, I don't want to get Mussolini'd by communist blood elves!" She pleaded as the Mexicans still chanted 'Do You Hear the People Sing.' as they menacingly marched forward, then stopping suddenly as the leader looked back at the two groups.

"Brothers and sisters! Let us sally forth and claim what we desire, as not enemies, but comrades! You! Supreme Overlady! Let us suppress our differences and take down the menace!" the leader said, holding up one of his pistols to the air as he pointed to the three.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:40 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
Both Aozoras just stood still, beholding the sight. As they sung, one closed her eyes, a frown forming on her face. The other seemed to grow agitated, grimacing, her eyes narrowing in anger as she stared upon the mass of traitors.

”For goodness sake...could these idiots shut up...for two seconds...is there no escape...from stupid idiots...in this universe...”

”They want their freedom. It’s...I can’t fault them for that.”

”Wait...what do you mean? For goodness sake...don’t tell me you’re-“

They were interrupted by the sight of someone else entering. The figure had a red cloak, purple garments beneath...HER! That’s THE MONSTER! The figure grew closer. ”Oh come on. What mess is this? Do I not deserve reprieve? I am Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady...” She caught sight of the other two, one looking in confusion, the other in utter hatred. ”...of All Reality. Ah. Imposter. You’re here. And you brought...another? Well...if I can’t be all secretive...” She raised her communicator, conjuring her weapon as she pressed a button on it.

In seconds, a group of dimensional rifts appeared just outside. Figures moved from within them. Children, each holding assault rifles, each nekofied, each smiling as they grew closer. They began to sing, their chorus competing against the Mexican rebels.

”...each of the Megami! We are servants of the divine! Heretics deserve to die! We will show them we are right! Crush them all with all our might! They betrayed their creator! They now deserve to suffer! We are blessed to be Hers! We will fight against the cursed! We are holy and divine! All our enemies shall die! Glory be upon Her will!”

”Aren’t children wonderful? ANNIHILATE THE IMPOSTERS!”

The tyrant of Kyoki Chudoku turned to face her democratic counterpart. ”We need to get out of here! Now! She’s a monster. We can’t hold against that many of them! What kind of chaotic madness is this place...”


"Errr... amigos? Is it not to late for me to join you in getting the fuck out of here, as much as I don't want to get involved in your war?" Queen Celaeno said. "Believe me, we both want the same thing! You don't want to get shot up by demon children, I don't want to get Mussolini'd by communist blood elves!" She pleaded as the Mexicans still chanted 'Do You Hear the People Sing.' as they menacingly marched forward, then stopping suddenly as the leader looked back at the two groups.

"Brothers and sisters! Let us sally forth and claim what we desire, as not enemies, but comrades! You! Supreme Overlady! Let us suppress our differences and take down the menace!" the leader said, holding up one of his pistols to the air as he pointed to the three.


”You’re welcome to join us! She’ll make you a part of her war no matter what you do anyway! She wants everything everywhere to belong to her. She’s a nutcase!”

”I don’t even know her, but come on! Much as feel for the need for freedom, I’d rather not be killed right now. And you can be safe with us. Come on!”

She Beyond Divinity faced the rebels. On the one hand, she wanted to kill them all. On the other, they might temporarily be useful. Death could always come later. ”Our interests are aligned. EXTERMINATE THE ESCPAING HERETICS! SLAY THE IMPOSTERS AND ANY WHO DARE VENTURE WITH THEM!”

The children moved from a march to run, still singing their child’s chant as they opened fire. ”Her might cannot be questioned! We are the valiant warriors of heaven! Kill all the heretics! They deserve to suffer! Killing all the heretics is so much fun! We can destroy them! We can kill them! We will exterminate them all!”
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Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:05 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Errr... amigos? Is it not to late for me to join you in getting the fuck out of here, as much as I don't want to get involved in your war?" Queen Celaeno said. "Believe me, we both want the same thing! You don't want to get shot up by demon children, I don't want to get Mussolini'd by communist blood elves!" She pleaded as the Mexicans still chanted 'Do You Hear the People Sing.' as they menacingly marched forward, then stopping suddenly as the leader looked back at the two groups.

"Brothers and sisters! Let us sally forth and claim what we desire, as not enemies, but comrades! You! Supreme Overlady! Let us suppress our differences and take down the menace!" the leader said, holding up one of his pistols to the air as he pointed to the three.


”You’re welcome to join us! She’ll make you a part of her war no matter what you do anyway! She wants everything everywhere to belong to her. She’s a nutcase!”

”I don’t even know her, but come on! Much as feel for the need for freedom, I’d rather not be killed right now. And you can be safe with us. Come on!”

She Beyond Divinity faced the rebels. On the one hand, she wanted to kill them all. On the other, they might temporarily be useful. Death could always come later. ”Our interests are aligned. EXTERMINATE THE ESCPAING HERETICS! SLAY THE IMPOSTERS AND ANY WHO DARE VENTURE WITH THEM!”

The children moved from a march to run, still singing their child’s chant as they opened fire. ”Her might cannot be questioned! We are the valiant warriors of heaven! Kill all the heretics! They deserve to suffer! Killing all the heretics is so much fun! We can destroy them! We can kill them! We will exterminate them all!”


"You heard the youngkin, people! Charge!" the elf screamed as he ran towards the two Aozoras and Celaeno, with the rioter crowd raising their melee weapons and rushing, slinging rocks, molotov cocktails, arrows, throwing knives and even some gunfire occuring as they charged.
"Viva la Communas Sangrelfas!" One cried as she raised her katana.
"Death to the oppressors!" Another screamed as he readied a baseball bat, and threw a giant rock at the group.


"Shit, we need to get out, quick!" the Queen yelled whilst her guards fired at the horde, her grabbing a sparklock blunderbuss on the floor and firing it at the wall to provide a quick exit. "Quickly, out here!" She said as she'd soon run with the other two while her guards dropped their guns and drew their lightsaber falchions, hacking at the rebels and taking down some of the children two. She'd pause for a moment and look back at her two faithful guards.

"Quickly! Run! We'll cover you! Don't worry about us! We're just doing our du-" Fernando said as she was suddenly slammed in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, blood pouring from his helmet as he was beaten by some partisans, Jose crying out and then quickly sobbing before he'd soon meet his end. Queen Celaeno sobbed, seeing her two guards go, but soon she'd gather herself and continued running.
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:29 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
”You’re welcome to join us! She’ll make you a part of her war no matter what you do anyway! She wants everything everywhere to belong to her. She’s a nutcase!”

”I don’t even know her, but come on! Much as feel for the need for freedom, I’d rather not be killed right now. And you can be safe with us. Come on!”

She Beyond Divinity faced the rebels. On the one hand, she wanted to kill them all. On the other, they might temporarily be useful. Death could always come later. ”Our interests are aligned. EXTERMINATE THE ESCPAING HERETICS! SLAY THE IMPOSTERS AND ANY WHO DARE VENTURE WITH THEM!”

The children moved from a march to run, still singing their child’s chant as they opened fire. ”Her might cannot be questioned! We are the valiant warriors of heaven! Kill all the heretics! They deserve to suffer! Killing all the heretics is so much fun! We can destroy them! We can kill them! We will exterminate them all!”


"You heard the youngkin, people! Charge!" the elf screamed as he ran towards the two Aozoras and Celaeno, with the rioter crowd raising their melee weapons and rushing, slinging rocks, molotov cocktails, arrows, throwing knives and even some gunfire occuring as they charged.
"Viva la Communas Sangrelfas!" One cried as she raised her katana.
"Death to the oppressors!" Another screamed as he readied a baseball bat, and threw a giant rock at the group.


"Shit, we need to get out, quick!" the Queen yelled whilst her guards fired at the horde, her grabbing a sparklock blunderbuss on the floor and firing it at the wall to provide a quick exit. "Quickly, out here!" She said as she'd soon run with the other two while her guards dropped their guns and drew their lightsaber falchions, hacking at the rebels and taking down some of the children two. She'd pause for a moment and look back at her two faithful guards.

"Quickly! Run! We'll cover you! Don't worry about us! We're just doing our du-" Fernando said as she was suddenly slammed in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, blood pouring from his helmet as he was beaten by some partisans, Jose crying out and then quickly sobbing before he'd soon meet his end. Queen Celaeno sobbed, seeing her two guards go, but soon she'd gather herself and continued running.


The remains of several children were splattered acrosss the floor. Behind the surging crowd of partisans and child soldiers, She Beyond Divinity strode with determination. Her own forces moved out of her way if she passed them, but few were so far behind that it occurred. She gazed upon the remains of one of the fallen guards. Lifeless. Dead. She smashed her scythe through his body anyway.

Meanwhile, desperately trying to evade pursuit, the Supreme Overlady of All Reality turned around. She focused for a moment, channeling all that hatred and anger, and unleashed it in a burst of arcane energy that scorched several amongst the crowd. The other Aozora looked upon her. ”They’re children...”

”They’re not people. These foes are nothing more than traitors and playthings of a madwoman. Keep running! We won’t have long before they catch up!” Already, the children walked atop the fallen corpses of their comrades, opening fire once more.

As they ran, the democratic Aozora turned to face the Queen. ”I’m sorry this has happened. These rebels seem to seek chaos more than freedom...”

”It’s Her forces I’m worried about. Don’t let yourself be captured by her. She won’t settle for death if she can have torture instead...”
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Postby Low bloods » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:29 am

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Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:49 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"You heard the youngkin, people! Charge!" the elf screamed as he ran towards the two Aozoras and Celaeno, with the rioter crowd raising their melee weapons and rushing, slinging rocks, molotov cocktails, arrows, throwing knives and even some gunfire occuring as they charged.
"Viva la Communas Sangrelfas!" One cried as she raised her katana.
"Death to the oppressors!" Another screamed as he readied a baseball bat, and threw a giant rock at the group.


"Shit, we need to get out, quick!" the Queen yelled whilst her guards fired at the horde, her grabbing a sparklock blunderbuss on the floor and firing it at the wall to provide a quick exit. "Quickly, out here!" She said as she'd soon run with the other two while her guards dropped their guns and drew their lightsaber falchions, hacking at the rebels and taking down some of the children two. She'd pause for a moment and look back at her two faithful guards.

"Quickly! Run! We'll cover you! Don't worry about us! We're just doing our du-" Fernando said as she was suddenly slammed in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, blood pouring from his helmet as he was beaten by some partisans, Jose crying out and then quickly sobbing before he'd soon meet his end. Queen Celaeno sobbed, seeing her two guards go, but soon she'd gather herself and continued running.


The remains of several children were splattered acrosss the floor. Behind the surging crowd of partisans and child soldiers, She Beyond Divinity strode with determination. Her own forces moved out of her way if she passed them, but few were so far behind that it occurred. She gazed upon the remains of one of the fallen guards. Lifeless. Dead. She smashed her scythe through his body anyway.

Meanwhile, desperately trying to evade pursuit, the Supreme Overlady of All Reality turned around. She focused for a moment, channeling all that hatred and anger, and unleashed it in a burst of arcane energy that scorched several amongst the crowd. The other Aozora looked upon her. ”They’re children...”

”They’re not people. These foes are nothing more than traitors and playthings of a madwoman. Keep running! We won’t have long before they catch up!” Already, the children walked atop the fallen corpses of their comrades, opening fire once more.

As they ran, the democratic Aozora turned to face the Queen. ”I’m sorry this has happened. These rebels seem to seek chaos more than freedom...”

”It’s Her forces I’m worried about. Don’t let yourself be captured by her. She won’t settle for death if she can have torture instead...”



Some of the anarchists were hit by the beam, causing several to fall and march on top of the children. This only made the rebels more determined to avenge their comrades as they charged forward, one armed with a Lucille-style barbed wire bat running faster and attempting to swing at tyrant Aozora.

Celaeno and the group kept running, the stress grooving slowly into the queen's head as tears fell down her face, forcing her to cover her own face, until she saw a familiar flash of light between her fingers, as well as the familiar sound of the army's official march. She lifted her hands off her face as, from a distance, a tercio of several thousand men supported by cannons, tanks and cavalry on robotic horses was standing right up ahead. A large beacon was erected, signaling a warp zone.

"Gracias dios! Salvation! Everybody, hold on!" She said, grabbing the two Aozoras as they then teleported to behind the lines, between the very back legion of pikemen and the regimental archers and long-distance artillery, where they were met by a general who hugged Celaeno as she ran towards him.

"Oh dios mio, thank you, sweet god..." She said as she cried tears of relief.

"Do not worry, mi reina, I am sure the line will hold for long enough to get you on a ship to safety." The general assured as he then raised his fist, to which then a line of archers fired, followed by an artillery barrage from the cannons.
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:04 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:
Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
The remains of several children were splattered acrosss the floor. Behind the surging crowd of partisans and child soldiers, She Beyond Divinity strode with determination. Her own forces moved out of her way if she passed them, but few were so far behind that it occurred. She gazed upon the remains of one of the fallen guards. Lifeless. Dead. She smashed her scythe through his body anyway.

Meanwhile, desperately trying to evade pursuit, the Supreme Overlady of All Reality turned around. She focused for a moment, channeling all that hatred and anger, and unleashed it in a burst of arcane energy that scorched several amongst the crowd. The other Aozora looked upon her. ”They’re children...”

”They’re not people. These foes are nothing more than traitors and playthings of a madwoman. Keep running! We won’t have long before they catch up!” Already, the children walked atop the fallen corpses of their comrades, opening fire once more.

As they ran, the democratic Aozora turned to face the Queen. ”I’m sorry this has happened. These rebels seem to seek chaos more than freedom...”

”It’s Her forces I’m worried about. Don’t let yourself be captured by her. She won’t settle for death if she can have torture instead...”



Some of the anarchists were hit by the beam, causing several to fall and march on top of the children. This only made the rebels more determined to avenge their comrades as they charged forward, one armed with a Lucille-style barbed wire bat running faster and attempting to swing at tyrant Aozora.

Celaeno and the group kept running, the stress grooving slowly into the queen's head as tears fell down her face, forcing her to cover her own face, until she saw a familiar flash of light between her fingers, as well as the familiar sound of the army's official march. She lifted her hands off her face as, from a distance, a tercio of several thousand men supported by cannons, tanks and cavalry on robotic horses was standing right up ahead. A large beacon was erected, signaling a warp zone.

"Gracias dios! Salvation! Everybody, hold on!" She said, grabbing the two Aozoras as they then teleported to behind the lines, between the very back legion of pikemen and the regimental archers and long-distance artillery, where they were met by a general who hugged Celaeno as she ran towards him.

"Oh dios mio, thank you, sweet god..." She said as she cried tears of relief.

"Do not worry, mi reina, I am sure the line will hold for long enough to get you on a ship to safety." The general assured as he then raised his fist, to which then a line of archers fired, followed by an artillery barrage from the cannons.


The Aozora attacked swung her scythe downward, not caring as more blood splattered all over her. It barely made a difference considering how she already looked. She was struck by a bullet, wincing in pain. As she ran, she used her magical abilities to seal the wound...by burning it. She barely held back a scream as she did that. The other Aozora, slightly less used to combat, almost her neko-tail chopped apart by one of the enemies, but evaded just in time. The two held on as they were teleported away from the scene.

And into the midst of some kind of army. Between heavy breathes, the tyrant spoke.

”What kind of madness has befallen us today...all I wanted was an escape...”

”I don’t know..I just hope we can survive this craziness...”

Even bombarded by artillery, children poured from the Saloon, charging at their enemies. Many of them were reduced to corpses as artillery barrages continued. They fired nonetheless, using heir own fallen as improvised walls. Some of them tried to rush forward, explosives strapped to them. A couple even managed to sep up mortars, the shells inaccurate but releasing clouds of toxic gas.

Behind them all was the monstrous Aozora, staring at her distant foes. ”So...they flee once more. Typical of cowards...death will catch up to them soon enough. It always does. And I’ll be the one to bring it to their broken bodies...”
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Ex-Nation

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:29 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:

Some of the anarchists were hit by the beam, causing several to fall and march on top of the children. This only made the rebels more determined to avenge their comrades as they charged forward, one armed with a Lucille-style barbed wire bat running faster and attempting to swing at tyrant Aozora.

Celaeno and the group kept running, the stress grooving slowly into the queen's head as tears fell down her face, forcing her to cover her own face, until she saw a familiar flash of light between her fingers, as well as the familiar sound of the army's official march. She lifted her hands off her face as, from a distance, a tercio of several thousand men supported by cannons, tanks and cavalry on robotic horses was standing right up ahead. A large beacon was erected, signaling a warp zone.

"Gracias dios! Salvation! Everybody, hold on!" She said, grabbing the two Aozoras as they then teleported to behind the lines, between the very back legion of pikemen and the regimental archers and long-distance artillery, where they were met by a general who hugged Celaeno as she ran towards him.

"Oh dios mio, thank you, sweet god..." She said as she cried tears of relief.

"Do not worry, mi reina, I am sure the line will hold for long enough to get you on a ship to safety." The general assured as he then raised his fist, to which then a line of archers fired, followed by an artillery barrage from the cannons.


The Aozora attacked swung her scythe downward, not caring as more blood splattered all over her. It barely made a difference considering how she already looked. She was struck by a bullet, wincing in pain. As she ran, she used her magical abilities to seal the wound...by burning it. She barely held back a scream as she did that. The other Aozora, slightly less used to combat, almost her neko-tail chopped apart by one of the enemies, but evaded just in time. The two held on as they were teleported away from the scene.

And into the midst of some kind of army. Between heavy breathes, the tyrant spoke.

”What kind of madness has befallen us today...all I wanted was an escape...”

”I don’t know..I just hope we can survive this craziness...”

Even bombarded by artillery, children poured from the Saloon, charging at their enemies. Many of them were reduced to corpses as artillery barrages continued. They fired nonetheless, using heir own fallen as improvised walls. Some of them tried to rush forward, explosives strapped to them. A couple even managed to sep up mortars, the shells inaccurate but releasing clouds of toxic gas.

Behind them all was the monstrous Aozora, staring at her distant foes. ”So...they flee once more. Typical of cowards...death will catch up to them soon enough. It always does. And I’ll be the one to bring it to their broken bodies...”


As soon as cavalry scouts from afar sighted the mortars, the flagbearer was called to erect a forcefield above the formation, to which the shells merely bounced off of. A few of them fell to gunfire, but the line held as soon arquebusiers arrived at the sides to fire their sparklock plasma muskets, alongside the raining of arrows and artillery.

"Mierda! How many of them are there!?" A frontline musketeer said as he continued firing. "I reckon we had 2 shots per cannon already, and the things can only support 20!"

"Hold the line, private! They'll falter soon enough! Mendoza, ready your men! We're going to ready a cavalry charge! We'll let off one last volley before we send you in, give us a breather and fall back! It'll scare them off for sure, I bet!" The flagbearer-general said as a cavalryman raised his pistol 2 tanks and a brigade of cavalrymen on horses, 2 lines armed with pikes and shields, 1 with pistol and sword and 1 dragoon line swept forward from the left, recklessly charging towards the enemy as some of their horses had fallen to gunfire.
Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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