Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Third Kingdom]

"Low yawns as he snaps awake. So everything all right?"

'No you missed a war and a memory of mine that I rather not have remembered.'

[Low bloods]

"Low yawns as he snaps awake. So everything all right?"

'No you missed a war and a memory of mine that I rather not have remembered.'

"Memories make me grouchy. Just as a lot of things have been lately"

[Third Kingdom]

'No you missed a war and a memory of mine that I rather not have remembered.'

"Memories make me grouchy. Just as a lot of things have been lately"

'It didn't make me grouchy just sad. Soon after I spiraled out of control then into madness.'

[Low bloods]

"Memories make me grouchy. Just as a lot of things have been lately"

'It didn't make me grouchy just sad. Soon after I spiraled out of control then into madness.'

"It happens."

[Third Kingdom]

'It didn't make me grouchy just sad. Soon after I spiraled out of control then into madness.'

"It happens."

'True but I've not recovered from my madness least not after another event happened. Now I'm but the mad god in a mad multiverse.'

[Low bloods]

"It still gets to me too sometimes. And it always will."

[Third Kingdom]

"It still gets to me too sometimes. And it always will."

'Just don't let in consume you. Unless it already did so.'

[Low bloods]

"It still gets to me too sometimes. And it always will."

'Just don't let in consume you. Unless it already did so.'

"I've been consumed so long that I've grown to ignore it." Low nods and shrugged, I just wish I could stay on a plotline for more than five minutes?"

[Third Kingdom]

'Just don't let in consume you. Unless it already did so.'

"I've been consumed so long that I've grown to ignore it." Low nods and shrugged, I just wish I could stay on a plotline for more than five minutes?"

'But would you really want to do such a thing here with only me and maybe two others?'

[Victoriaans Nederlands]

* Normal entrance from the front door *

Ahh, what have we here? It's such a lovely place, though a little strong with the alcohol smells... Hmm, no drinks for now.

- Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Marlene Wendy Lucille Jill Vasilisa Helen Ceeta

[Mekishima]

"Indeed. The drinking is a wonderous way to distract yourself from the impurity of the negatives of the world." He said. "But I must remain pure... I must remain strong... I..." He sniffed as he then uncharacteristically started crying harshly.

[Victoriaans Nederlands]

"Indeed. The drinking is a wonderous way to distract yourself from the impurity of the negatives of the world." He said. "But I must remain pure... I must remain strong... I..." He sniffed as he then uncharacteristically started crying harshly.

Oh err, Sir... I know we just met, but you seem really hurt. What happened?

- Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Marlene Wendy Lucille Jill Vasilisa Helen Ceeta

[Mekishima]

"Indeed. The drinking is a wonderous way to distract yourself from the impurity of the negatives of the world." He said. "But I must remain pure... I must remain strong... I..." He sniffed as he then uncharacteristically started crying harshly.

Oh err, Sir... I know we just met, but you seem really hurt. What happened?

- Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Marlene Wendy Lucille Jill Vasilisa Helen Ceeta

"My son was to come earlier this week. He was going to take my throne after I was gone. Alas... he was a stillborn..." He said, sobbing. "And my wife, my dearest wife... she died giving birth to him... went into shock after the anesthetic couldn't hold her bouncy little mind... she was gone like a leaf taken in by the tide..."

[Valentine Z]

"My son was to come earlier this week. He was going to take my throne after I was gone. Alas... he was a stillborn..." He said, sobbing. "And my wife, my dearest wife... she died giving birth to him... went into shock after the anesthetic couldn't hold her bouncy little mind... she was gone like a leaf taken in by the tide..."

Ohh, ouch.. I am terribly sorry to hear that, my friend. Well, if you're not drinking, fret not. There're always ways to brighten your day. Maybe you can talk to Clarissa, and don't worry, she will take your wife's death seriously. She might laugh all the time, but she knows someone's feelings. Unfortunately, she can't fit into here, because she's too big.

- Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Marlene Wendy Lucille Jill Vasilisa Helen Ceeta

OOC: Kinda lazy to change puppet, I'm VN, so...

[Mekishima]

"It is alright, I suppose..." Kugo wiped away a tear. "...A true warrior never shows his feelings to the enemy, but always open his heart and mind to his own degree when confronted by those he can trust. Trust used to be an amazing difficult for anyone to have, but ever since I employed my ever bickering siblings as viceroyals, I tend to think that in times like these it is of the absolute necessity to have at least one man you can rely on stand by you truly, even if you are a bloodthirsty empire with every citizen pretending to praise your rule. Honestly, the prayers to our forefathers are like roosters at sunrise."

[Low bloods]

"Well, first story of the day and I'm already in a down, at least it isn't grouchy."

[Imperium of Equestria]

Emperor Mauritius Titus Caelestibus and Senator Roseamenus Diana Circum walked back into the bar.

"Indeed, we all have our darkest days." said Mauritius. "For my pink companion, it would've been the war."

[Third Kingdom]

'Once there was a lad that had no idea he was but the last of his kind, no wait he was the first of his kind and would bring about the destruction of all that was, is and will be. Unless of course the answer is made.'

[Low bloods]

'Once there was a lad that had no idea he was but the last of his kind, no wait he was the first of his kind and would bring about the destruction of all that was, is and will be. Unless of course the answer is made.'

"But what was the question?"

[Third Kingdom]

'Once there was a lad that had no idea he was but the last of his kind, no wait he was the first of his kind and would bring about the destruction of all that was, is and will be. Unless of course the answer is made.'

"But what was the question?"

'No one knows. That's the main thing or side thing.'

[Low bloods]

"Feels like I'm stuck in stasis here."

[Third Kingdom]

"Feels like I'm stuck in stasis here."

'Cause we are stuck in stasis.'

[Low bloods]

"Feels like I'm stuck in stasis here."

'Cause we are stuck in stasis.'

Low raised his hand as if he had a come back but instead needed orders another drink.

[Third Kingdom]

'Cause we are stuck in stasis.'

Low raised his hand as if he had a come back but instead needed orders another drink.

'Imma hit you cause I must.'

Hits low with a bat.

[Low bloods]

Low raised his hand as if he had a come back but instead needed orders another drink.

'Imma hit you cause I must.'

Hits low with a bat.

Low parries and goes in for the crit.