People's Republic of Elizia — Legislature (NSGS)

[Britanno 3]

Huang Diem stands up, pulls out a pistol and places it in his mouth. He winks at the hot intern bringing him his coffee and blows his brains out.

[Tectonix]

"Mr. Speaker, I move to dissolve this false government, instituted by the completely undemocratic entities whom wish to force upon the populace an unvoted-upon Constitution and resolutions that have voting periods less than an hour."

[Roosevetania]

"Mr. Speaker, I move to dissolve this false government, instituted by the completely undemocratic entities whom wish to force upon the populace an unvoted-upon Constitution and resolutions that have voting periods less than an hour."

"I second."

[Greater Istanistan]

Mr. Speaker, I rise in staunch and firm opposition. The DPRE is, for all its natterings about constitutional amendments, a petty dictatorship ruled by administrative fiat. Parliamentarians are arrested for voicing opposition to Presidential policy. The leader is an out-of-touch foreigner, and their Parliament has no more than four members including a Speaker who doesn't even rightfully hold his chair. Despite their claims to superior legitimacy, the aforementioned President was put into place by fiat and granted emergency powers via a ten-minute vote. We have our Revolutionary Constitution, comrades, and the people at our backs. The last remaining intact party they have is the ENC. Damn them, Comrades, and damn their so-called Democratic People's Republic! While saying they defend the constitution, they insult the people! While arguing that they are the true national government, they expose their principles of a falsehood!

[Tumbra]

"I move to institute The Red Flag as the anthem of the PRE."

[Greater Istanistan]

I second this motion!

[Eredion]

I would have liked the march of the volunteers more.

[Collatis]

"I move to establish There's No One Is As Irish as Barack O'Bama as the official anthem of the PRE."

[MERIZoC]

Resolved: Institute The Red Flag as the anthem of the PRE.

Resolved: there shall be hereby established a National Buffet Program where those members of the program shall be granted full and unfettered access to a nationwide chain of all you can eat buffets (with post-meal resting areas) that they may access via a new government issued buffet card to promote comsumption of prodigious amounts of food and the free and easy movement of cardholders throughout the land.

Debate

[Tectonix]

Mr. Speaker, I rise in staunch and firm opposition. The DPRE is, for all its natterings about constitutional amendments, a petty dictatorship ruled by administrative fiat. Parliamentarians are arrested for voicing opposition to Presidential policy. The leader is an out-of-touch foreigner, and their Parliament has no more than four members including a Speaker who doesn't even rightfully hold his chair. Despite their claims to superior legitimacy, the aforementioned President was put into place by fiat and granted emergency powers via a ten-minute vote. We have our Revolutionary Constitution, comrades, and the people at our backs. The last remaining intact party they have is the ENC. Damn them, Comrades, and damn their so-called Democratic People's Republic! While saying they defend the constitution, they insult the people! While arguing that they are the true national government, they expose their principles of a falsehood!

"Oh, be quiet you lying commie. Gonna misconstrue what I just said as well, I bet."