Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v2]

[Prusselanden]

"...fine..." he stood up and turned away. "If you want."

"But I feel bad...."

She dropped down and snoozed, exhausted from the zombie apocalypse.

"It's ok, it's me...It's Quetz..."

"Thanks"

"Why?"

A flopped with her

"Oh... ok..."

"Cause I feel I didn't do my share of the work."

"i'm beat. You?"

He gently nuzzled her. "How are you?"

[Greater Orensta]

"Thanks"

"Why?"

A flopped with her

"Oh... ok..."

"Cause I feel I didn't do my share of the work."

"i'm beat. You?"

He gently nuzzled her. "How are you?"

"What work?"

"So am I"

"I'm still shaken up... like always"

[Prusselanden]

"Cause I feel I didn't do my share of the work."

"i'm beat. You?"

He gently nuzzled her. "How are you?"

"What work?"

"So am I"

"I'm still shaken up... like always"

"Bringing stuff."

"Mmm..." she started to doze. "Mm..."

"I can stay for a while, but I still got some work to do."

[Greater Orensta]

"What work?"

"So am I"

"I'm still shaken up... like always"

"Bringing stuff."

"Mmm..." she started to doze. "Mm..."

"I can stay for a while, but I still got some work to do."

"You didn't need to bring anything"

So did she

"Stay with me forever"

[Danceria]

The people have decided, war would be declared.

Cristoforo rode in to the camp.

"Of course not!" Jay rolled his eyes. "It holds the key to defending our fair nation from Gondorian dominance! The blasted King in Minas Tirith thinks he can ponce about all of Middle-Earth just because he's beat Sauron! I'll not replace one lord with another!"

"WHAT!? WHY!?"

"..." Zoranduil stuck her finger under her eyepatch for a second before flipping it up for just a second.

"I'm sure they don't mean to dominate, ok? Maybe they're just scared of us."

In Gondor, the leader of the Rohirrim would rally those at the meeting to war with this song.
"What can you expect from filthy little heathens? They'll only repay us by Saruman's curse." they group would murmur in agreement "Jay will revive our foes of dread, they're only trouble in the end, They're vermin, as I said, and worse!" the group would chant
"They're savages! Savages!" "Barely even human!" "Savages! Savages!"
"Drive them past their shores!" the man resolved loudly before continuing "They don't like what we're doing, so therefore they are evil! We must sound the drums of war!"
"They're savages! Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!"
Thus Gondor was roused to fight.

In the tents far away, Jay answered Artauriel. "This is what we feared, their intent is merely to deceive the only thing they feel at all is greed." he sighed. Cristoforo would enter and declare.
"Beneath their milky eyes there's emptiness inside. I wonder if they can even see?"
Outside, the soldiers prepare for battle:
"They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!"

"Killers at the core" Cristoforo concluded "They seek to rule over us, so it's folly to trust them." Jay readied his armor and drew his sword "We must sound the drums of war..." he exited into the chanting crowds
"They're savages! Savages!"

"First we ride to the place of battle, then we sound the drums of war!"

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"WHAT!? WHY!?"

"..." Zoranduil stuck her finger under her eyepatch for a second before flipping it up for just a second.

"I'm sure they don't mean to dominate, ok? Maybe they're just scared of us."

In Gondor, the leader of the Rohirrim would rally those at the meeting to war with this song.
"What can you expect from filthy little heathens? They'll only repay us by Saruman's curse." they group would murmur in agreement "Jay will revive our foes of dread, they're only trouble in the end, They're vermin, as I said, and worse!" the group would chant
"They're savages! Savages!" "Barely even human!" "Savages! Savages!"
"Drive them past their shores!" the man resolved loudly before continuing "They don't like what we're doing, so therefore they are evil! We must sound the drums of war!"
"They're savages! Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!"
Thus Gondor was roused to fight.

In the tents far away, Jay answered Artauriel. "This is what we feared, their intent is merely to deceive the only thing they feel at all is greed." he sighed. Cristoforo would enter and declare.
"Beneath their milky eyes there's emptiness inside. I wonder if they can even see?"
Outside, the soldiers prepare for battle:
"They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!"

"Killers at the core" Cristoforo concluded "They seek to rule over us, so it's folly to trust them." Jay readied his armor and drew his sword "We must sound the drums of war..." he exited into the chanting crowds
"They're savages! Savages!"

"First we ride to the place of battle, then we sound the drums of war!"

no pls dancy whai du dis

Also, can I get some bro exists...?

[Prusselanden]

"Bringing stuff."

"Mmm..." she started to doze. "Mm..."

"I can stay for a while, but I still got some work to do."

"You didn't need to bring anything"

So did she

"Stay with me forever"

"I'm..just not used to not doing things."

She started to cough violently.

"...I can't, unless you'd like to come with me?"

[Danceria]

no pls dancy whai du dis

Also, can I get some bro exists...?

Aceus wandered about, thanks to the Zombie Apocalypse, everyone was in Middle-Earth now.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Aceus wandered about, thanks to the Zombie Apocalypse, everyone was in Middle-Earth now.

Maou was counting the souls as if they were dollars.

[Prusselanden]

"WHAT!? WHY!?"

"..." Zoranduil stuck her finger under her eyepatch for a second before flipping it up for just a second.

"I'm sure they don't mean to dominate, ok? Maybe they're just scared of us."

In Gondor, the leader of the Rohirrim would rally those at the meeting to war with this song.
"What can you expect from filthy little heathens? They'll only repay us by Saruman's curse." they group would murmur in agreement "Jay will revive our foes of dread, they're only trouble in the end, They're vermin, as I said, and worse!" the group would chant
"They're savages! Savages!" "Barely even human!" "Savages! Savages!"
"Drive them past their shores!" the man resolved loudly before continuing "They don't like what we're doing, so therefore they are evil! We must sound the drums of war!"
"They're savages! Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!"
Thus Gondor was roused to fight.

In the tents far away, Jay answered Artauriel. "This is what we feared, their intent is merely to deceive the only thing they feel at all is greed." he sighed. Cristoforo would enter and declare.
"Beneath their milky eyes there's emptiness inside. I wonder if they can even see?"
Outside, the soldiers prepare for battle:
"They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!"

"Killers at the core" Cristoforo concluded "They seek to rule over us, so it's folly to trust them." Jay readied his armor and drew his sword "We must sound the drums of war..." he exited into the chanting crowds
"They're savages! Savages!"

"First we ride to the place of battle, then we sound the drums of war!"

LegoPrusse followed Zoranduil around.
"Boss, no-"
"What?"
"We can't fight-or else our chance at peace is gone-"
"Nevermind."
"Bu-"
"Get out you idiot." Zoranduil turned coldly and brandished her saber.
"Hellfire,
Dark fire,
Now Gondor it's your turn.
Choose peace or,
Your pyre.
Be ours or you will BUUUUUUUUURN."

[Greater Orensta]

"You didn't need to bring anything"

So did she

"Stay with me forever"

"I'm..just not used to not doing things."

She started to cough violently.

"...I can't, unless you'd like to come with me?"

"You helped me honestly..."

She couldn't hear

"S-sure.."

[Danceria]

Aceus wandered about, thanks to the Zombie Apocalypse, everyone was in Middle-Earth now.

Maou was counting the souls as if they were dollars.

"Finding good work?" He would ask in a raspy mechanical voice.

In Gondor, the leader of the Rohirrim would rally those at the meeting to war with this song.
"What can you expect from filthy little heathens? They'll only repay us by Saruman's curse." they group would murmur in agreement "Jay will revive our foes of dread, they're only trouble in the end, They're vermin, as I said, and worse!" the group would chant
"They're savages! Savages!" "Barely even human!" "Savages! Savages!"
"Drive them past their shores!" the man resolved loudly before continuing "They don't like what we're doing, so therefore they are evil! We must sound the drums of war!"
"They're savages! Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!
Now we sound the drums of war!"
Thus Gondor was roused to fight.

In the tents far away, Jay answered Artauriel. "This is what we feared, their intent is merely to deceive the only thing they feel at all is greed." he sighed. Cristoforo would enter and declare.
"Beneath their milky eyes there's emptiness inside. I wonder if they can even see?"
Outside, the soldiers prepare for battle:
"They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!"

"Killers at the core" Cristoforo concluded "They seek to rule over us, so it's folly to trust them." Jay readied his armor and drew his sword "We must sound the drums of war..." he exited into the chanting crowds
"They're savages! Savages!"

"First we ride to the place of battle, then we sound the drums of war!"

LegoPrusse followed Zoranduil around.
"Boss, no-"
"What?"
"We can't fight-or else our chance at peace is gone-"
"Nevermind."
"Bu-"
"Get out you idiot." Zoranduil turned coldly and brandished her saber.
"Hellfire,
Dark fire,
Now Gondor it's your turn.
Choose peace or,
Your pyre.
Be ours or you will BUUUUUUUUURN."

The scene suddenly cuts to the final day before the battle, the armies of both sides in the valley hunched in by two vast mountain ranges. Jay possessed the high ground and the siege equipment, the Gondorians and Rohirrim possessed the numbers. Jay was in front, with Zoranduil to his left and Cristoforo to his right.

[Third Kingdom]

Fades in and out while wondering around.

[Prusselanden]

"I'm..just not used to not doing things."

She started to cough violently.

"...I can't, unless you'd like to come with me?"

"You helped me honestly..."

She couldn't hear

"S-sure.."

"All I did was let you stay."

She wheezed and got up, going to the WC.

He looked at her sadly and picked her up, flying towards the camp.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Maou was counting the souls as if they were dollars.

"Finding good work?" He would ask in a raspy mechanical voice.

LegoPrusse followed Zoranduil around.
"Boss, no-"
"What?"
"We can't fight-or else our chance at peace is gone-"
"Nevermind."
"Bu-"
"Get out you idiot." Zoranduil turned coldly and brandished her saber.
"Hellfire,
Dark fire,
Now Gondor it's your turn.
Choose peace or,
Your pyre.
Be ours or you will BUUUUUUUUURN."

The scene suddenly cuts to the final day before the battle, the armies of both sides in the valley hunched in by two vast mountain ranges. Jay possessed the high ground and the siege equipment, the Gondorians and Rohirrim possessed the numbers. Jay was in front, with Zoranduil to his left and Cristoforo to his right.

"Never been better. What's up with you?"

[Prusselanden]

Fades in and out while wondering around.

Iggy defended Fred against a vampire.

[Greater Orensta]

"You helped me honestly..."

She couldn't hear

"S-sure.."

"All I did was let you stay."

She wheezed and got up, going to the WC.

He looked at her sadly and picked her up, flying towards the camp.

"Better than staying in the woods..."

"Huh?"

She looked away

[Prusselanden]

Quetz landed between the two armies, setting Ling qi on the ground.
Quetzie was already standing between the two armies, trying to keep them apart.

"Stop. We can have no war." he yelled at them.

[Prusselanden]

"All I did was let you stay."

She wheezed and got up, going to the WC.

He looked at her sadly and picked her up, flying towards the camp.

"Better than staying in the woods..."

"Huh?"

She looked away

"Well, if I could at least help you..."

She started to vomit.

[Danceria]

"Finding good work?" He would ask in a raspy mechanical voice.

The scene suddenly cuts to the final day before the battle, the armies of both sides in the valley hunched in by two vast mountain ranges. Jay possessed the high ground and the siege equipment, the Gondorians and Rohirrim possessed the numbers. Jay was in front, with Zoranduil to his left and Cristoforo to his right.

"Never been better. What's up with you?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.

Quetz landed between the two armies, setting Ling qi on the ground.
Quetzie was already standing between the two armies, trying to keep them apart.

"Stop. We can have no war." he yelled at them.

"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

"Never been better. What's up with you?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.

Quetz landed between the two armies, setting Ling qi on the ground.
Quetzie was already standing between the two armies, trying to keep them apart.

"Stop. We can have no war." he yelled at them.

"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

"...you know I can fix that with magic, right?"

[Greater Orensta]

"Better than staying in the woods..."

"Huh?"

She looked away

"Well, if I could at least help you..."

She started to vomit.

"Yeah?" He asked "What?"

"You ok?"

"Never been better. What's up with you?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.

Quetz landed between the two armies, setting Ling qi on the ground.
Quetzie was already standing between the two armies, trying to keep them apart.

"Stop. We can have no war." he yelled at them.

"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

LinQi looked at Cristoforo "You... You hurt my sister dammit!"

[Prusselanden]

"Never been better. What's up with you?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.

Quetz landed between the two armies, setting Ling qi on the ground.
Quetzie was already standing between the two armies, trying to keep them apart.

"Stop. We can have no war." he yelled at them.

"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

"Ok, first, this is stupid. You're acting like Native Americans and Stupid Englishmen."
"...That was ironic."
He then looked down at Lingqi.
"Who hurt you sister again?"

[Danceria]

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.


"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

"...you know I can fix that with magic, right?"

"Well, I couldn't..."

"Well, if I could at least help you..."

She started to vomit.

"Yeah?" He asked "What?"

"You ok?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.


"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

LinQi looked at Cristoforo "You... You hurt my sister dammit!"

"Who now?" Cristoforo raised his eyebrow.

[Prusselanden]

"Well, if I could at least help you..."

She started to vomit.

"Yeah?" He asked "What?"

"You ok?"

"Vocalizer's toast." Aceus stated with a shrug.


"And just why not, you big feathery bastard?" Jay inquired in annoyance.

LinQi looked at Cristoforo "You... You hurt my sister dammit!"

"I could help set things up."

"Maybe..." She decided to go to the hospital for a visit.