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Postby Danceria » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:16 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Mounting his horse, he would debate the wrath of the mods, and decided to be edgy/Mediveal.

A wad of saliva would grace Nani's hair, before muttering "Deuteronomy 22:5, bitch." before riding off.

Meanwhile, Asklat was waiting at a fully prepared wedding.

"Orthanc was built by Gondor." Faramir began "But we recognize it as Rohirric territory. This much we agree on. The fell creations of Saruman must not spread from its containment."

The man kept walking "A man who doesn't belong here."

"Me too." Jay smiled "But I do not entirely believe in the rest of the delegation."

"Hmm...I see..." he nodded.

"Tell me."

"Why?"

"But Jay wishes to expand his territory and knowledge, and use the Uruks..."

"My name..." Zoranduil would be interrupted by Cristoforo riding towards her and the man vanishing.

"We both want the same thing, and will fight for it."
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“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:18 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:The baron walked over.
"What's wrong, kid?"

"My fiance abandoned me..."

Prusselanden wrote:"You need to understand love first, ok? Love takes time."

"I know but... I had no one"

Danceria wrote:

She nearly shot him

He stooped down to hug her.
"He's an asshole, ok?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:19 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:"My fiance abandoned me..."


"I know but... I had no one"


She nearly shot him

He stooped down to hug her.
"He's an asshole, ok?"

(He dressed as Her)
"I love him, though..."
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:20 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Hmm...I see..." he nodded.

"Tell me."

"Why?"

"But Jay wishes to expand his territory and knowledge, and use the Uruks..."

"My name..." Zoranduil would be interrupted by Cristoforo riding towards her and the man vanishing.

"We both want the same thing, and will fight for it."

"Alright, I will talk to Jay about your requests, and I hope we can meet again to reach a compromise."

"Wait-" she sighed and looked at Cristoforo irritatingly.
"What."

"Can't you just share it?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:20 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:He stooped down to hug her.
"He's an asshole, ok?"

(He dressed as Her)
"I love him, though..."

(I know)
"Asshole like him don't deserve anything. It's one thing to not like you, but to spit in your hair and treat you like that is fucking terrible."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:22 pm

Starts singing and dancing around while also some how painting.
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:22 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:Starts singing and dancing around while also some how painting.

"How!?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Danceria » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:22 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"But Jay wishes to expand his territory and knowledge, and use the Uruks..."

"My name..." Zoranduil would be interrupted by Cristoforo riding towards her and the man vanishing.

"We both want the same thing, and will fight for it."

"Alright, I will talk to Jay about your requests, and I hope we can meet again to reach a compromise."

"Wait-" she sighed and looked at Cristoforo irritatingly.
"What."

"Can't you just share it?"

"Do so." Faramir nodded.

Cristoforo would blink at her "Who were you talking to...?"

"Because of what lies within it..." Jay murmured.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:24 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:(He dressed as Her)
"I love him, though..."

(I know)
"Asshole like him don't deserve anything. It's one thing to not like you, but to spit in your hair and treat you like that is fucking terrible."

He couldn't say anything

Dylan was waiting for Konny to get up so they could go to the river
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:24 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Alright, I will talk to Jay about your requests, and I hope we can meet again to reach a compromise."

"Wait-" she sighed and looked at Cristoforo irritatingly.
"What."

"Can't you just share it?"

"Do so." Faramir nodded.

Cristoforo would blink at her "Who were you talking to...?"

"Because of what lies within it..." Jay murmured.

He nodded again and shifted into serpent form, flying off into the sky.

"They bested me in archery." she shrugged.

"What?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:24 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:Starts singing and dancing around while also some how painting.

"How!?"

'How what?'
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.
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Postby Danceria » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:28 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"Do so." Faramir nodded.

Cristoforo would blink at her "Who were you talking to...?"

"Because of what lies within it..." Jay murmured.

He nodded again and shifted into serpent form, flying off into the sky.

"They bested me in archery." she shrugged.

"What?"

Thus the people continue to discuss.

"I find that hard to believe." Cristoforo snickered.

"Weapons and knowledge of great power...and a mighty warrior sleeps beneath it."
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:39 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:(I know)
"Asshole like him don't deserve anything. It's one thing to not like you, but to spit in your hair and treat you like that is fucking terrible."

He couldn't say anything

Dylan was waiting for Konny to get up so they could go to the river
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:41 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:He nodded again and shifted into serpent form, flying off into the sky.

"They bested me in archery." she shrugged.

"What?"

Thus the people continue to discuss.

"I find that hard to believe." Cristoforo snickered.

"Weapons and knowledge of great power...and a mighty warrior sleeps beneath it."

He took a seperate route and decided to check on Lingqi first.

"Well believe it, kid." She strode back to the camp briskly.

"Couldn't you two just leave it alone then?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:42 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:He couldn't say anything

Dylan was waiting for Konny to get up so they could go to the river

He started to comb out the spit.

Konny yawned and arrived.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:44 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:

He started to comb out the spit.

Konny yawned and arrived.

"Thanks..."

He hugged her "Hey, I brought food, I thought we could stay around here..."

Maliah was Playing guitar
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Postby Danceria » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:44 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Thus the people continue to discuss.

"I find that hard to believe." Cristoforo snickered.

"Weapons and knowledge of great power...and a mighty warrior sleeps beneath it."

He took a seperate route and decided to check on Lingqi first.

"Well believe it, kid." She strode back to the camp briskly.

"Couldn't you two just leave it alone then?"

The people have decided, war would be declared.

Cristoforo rode in to the camp.

"Of course not!" Jay rolled his eyes. "It holds the key to defending our fair nation from Gondorian dominance! The blasted King in Minas Tirith thinks he can ponce about all of Middle-Earth just because he's beat Sauron! I'll not replace one lord with another!"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-
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Postby Third Kingdom » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:48 pm

Finishes singing, dancing and painting a mural of some kind.
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.
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Postby Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:48 pm

I RETURN FROM MY HIATUS
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:49 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:He took a seperate route and decided to check on Lingqi first.

"Well believe it, kid." She strode back to the camp briskly.

"Couldn't you two just leave it alone then?"

The people have decided, war would be declared.

Cristoforo rode in to the camp.

"Of course not!" Jay rolled his eyes. "It holds the key to defending our fair nation from Gondorian dominance! The blasted King in Minas Tirith thinks he can ponce about all of Middle-Earth just because he's beat Sauron! I'll not replace one lord with another!"

"WHAT!? WHY!?"

"..." Zoranduil stuck her finger under her eyepatch for a second before flipping it up for just a second.

"I'm sure they don't mean to dominate, ok? Maybe they're just scared of us."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:50 pm

Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:I RETURN FROM MY HIATUS

I have Pruame
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:51 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:He started to comb out the spit.

Konny yawned and arrived.

"Thanks..."

He hugged her "Hey, I brought food, I thought we could stay around here..."

Maliah was Playing guitar

"No prob." he smiled and stroked her head.

"Huh...? Ah, I guess." She flushed and wriggled out of the hug. "I brought nothing..."

Julian walked in, clearly exhausted.

A certain feathered serpent flew in on Lingqi.
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"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:59 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:"Thanks..."

He hugged her "Hey, I brought food, I thought we could stay around here..."

Maliah was Playing guitar

"No prob." he smiled and stroked her head.

"Huh...? Ah, I guess." She flushed and wriggled out of the hug. "I brought nothing..."

Julian walked in, clearly exhausted.

A certain feathered serpent flew in on Lingqi.

"I need to be alone..."

"I brought it for the two of us actually..."

Her, A and another person were now taking turns Playing

LinQi huddled in fear
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:01 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"No prob." he smiled and stroked her head.

"Huh...? Ah, I guess." She flushed and wriggled out of the hug. "I brought nothing..."

Julian walked in, clearly exhausted.

A certain feathered serpent flew in on Lingqi.

"I need to be alone..."

"I brought it for the two of us actually..."

Her, A and another person were now taking turns Playing

LinQi huddled in fear

"...fine..." he stood up and turned away. "If you want."

"But I feel bad...."

She dropped down and snoozed, exhausted from the zombie apocalypse.

"It's ok, it's me...It's Quetz..."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:02 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:"I need to be alone..."

"I brought it for the two of us actually..."

Her, A and another person were now taking turns Playing

LinQi huddled in fear

"...fine..." he stood up and turned away. "If you want."

"But I feel bad...."

She dropped down and snoozed, exhausted from the zombie apocalypse.

"It's ok, it's me...It's Quetz..."

"Thanks"

"Why?"

A flopped with her

"Oh... ok..."
R.I.P
~Kurt, Layne, Scott, Chris~
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