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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:34 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:Prepares for war with the young ones.

"Why must you put your children into the arena of war?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:36 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Thus it was decided that Isengard would be considered a free-entity, mantained by both parties. The secret of Gunpowder is out! However...so is something else...

James Monroe sughed in relief. "Thank you."

Jay isn't happy about the already overpowered alliance having gunpowder...but it's better than a long and costly war.
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“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:36 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:Prepares for war with the young ones.

"Why must you put your children into the arena of war?"

'What? Well everyone is younger than me er a great number of people so yeah....'
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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:43 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:James Monroe sughed in relief. "Thank you."

Jay isn't happy about the already overpowered alliance having gunpowder...but it's better than a long and costly war.

He smiled wryly and slipped a paper ito his hand.
The recipe for gunpowder.
"Both parties will have benefits."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:44 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Jay isn't happy about the already overpowered alliance having gunpowder...but it's better than a long and costly war.

He smiled wryly and slipped a paper ito his hand.
The recipe for gunpowder.
"Both parties will have benefits."

Jay smiled "Indeed. A good conclusion overall, one would think." he turned to the President "Who is your liege-lord, good ser?"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:45 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Why must you put your children into the arena of war?"

'What? Well everyone is younger than me er a great number of people so yeah....'

"Why do you have to fight?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:48 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:He smiled wryly and slipped a paper ito his hand.
The recipe for gunpowder.
"Both parties will have benefits."

Jay smiled "Indeed. A good conclusion overall, one would think." he turned to the President "Who is your liege-lord, good ser?"

"I have no Liege-lord.." He shook his head.
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"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:54 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:Jay smiled "Indeed. A good conclusion overall, one would think." he turned to the President "Who is your liege-lord, good ser?"

"I have no Liege-lord.." He shook his head.

"Perhaps you would like to work in my court?" Jay proposed "We could use men like you..."
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:57 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'What? Well everyone is younger than me er a great number of people so yeah....'

"Why do you have to fight?"

'Because it's great exercise.'
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:58 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"I have no Liege-lord.." He shook his head.

"Perhaps you would like to work in my court?" Jay proposed "We could use men like you..."

"That's very kind of you sir." He blushed warmly. "But-I-I don't think I would be of much use...I can't do much, you know."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:59 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Why do you have to fight?"

'Because it's great exercise.'

"..." She turned to leave.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:01 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"Perhaps you would like to work in my court?" Jay proposed "We could use men like you..."

"That's very kind of you sir." He blushed warmly. "But-I-I don't think I would be of much use...I can't do much, you know."

"Aside from prevent tens of thousands from dying in a bloody war, revolutionize our way of life, and negotiate peace between two fierce rivals..." Jay listed off, before shrugging "Yeah, not much I guess."
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:02 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'Because it's great exercise.'

"..." She turned to leave.

'Well it's true....'

He shrugged and watched her leave.
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:05 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"That's very kind of you sir." He blushed warmly. "But-I-I don't think I would be of much use...I can't do much, you know."

"Aside from prevent tens of thousands from dying in a bloody war, revolutionize our way of life, and negotiate peace between two fierce rivals..." Jay listed off, before shrugging "Yeah, not much I guess."

"Oh...um..." He smiled adorkably. "I guess so. I..I can also use fire tongs quite well."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:06 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"..." She turned to leave.

'Well it's true....'

He shrugged and watched her leave.

She sat down and petted Fred's head, drawing her knees up to her chin.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:10 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'Well it's true....'

He shrugged and watched her leave.

She sat down and petted Fred's head, drawing her knees up to her chin.

'You ok?'
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:14 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"Aside from prevent tens of thousands from dying in a bloody war, revolutionize our way of life, and negotiate peace between two fierce rivals..." Jay listed off, before shrugging "Yeah, not much I guess."

"Oh...um..." He smiled adorkably. "I guess so. I..I can also use fire tongs quite well."

"A diplomat who forges his own horeshoes!" Jay beamed "Consider yourself hired!"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:14 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:She sat down and petted Fred's head, drawing her knees up to her chin.

'You ok?'

"...."
A firecracker sounded in the distance.
She grabbe Fred and curled into a ball.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Prusselanden
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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:15 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"Oh...um..." He smiled adorkably. "I guess so. I..I can also use fire tongs quite well."

"A diplomat who forges his own horeshoes!" Jay beamed "Consider yourself hired!"

"But didn't you say I'd forget horseshoes?"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:17 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"A diplomat who forges his own horeshoes!" Jay beamed "Consider yourself hired!"

"But didn't you say I'd forget horseshoes?"

"No, you'd make 'em!" Jay smiled "You use hot tongs well, or did I misshear you?"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Third Kingdom » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:17 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'You ok?'

"...."
A firecracker sounded in the distance.
She grabbe Fred and curled into a ball.

'It's ok ig it's far off and doesn't sound like it'll come closer.'
Loyal to the fox and dragon.
Battletech is awesome!
FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2
I am your delusion.

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:20 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"But didn't you say I'd forget horseshoes?"

"No, you'd make 'em!" Jay smiled "You use hot tongs well, or did I misshear you?"

"I think I misheard you...but I don't make horseshoes with these..."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:21 pm

Third Kingdom wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"...."
A firecracker sounded in the distance.
She grabbe Fred and curled into a ball.

'It's ok ig it's far off and doesn't sound like it'll come closer.'

She was still holding Fred tightly, hunched over him.
Fred whined, confused.
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Danceria » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:23 pm

Prusselanden wrote:
Danceria wrote:"No, you'd make 'em!" Jay smiled "You use hot tongs well, or did I misshear you?"

"I think I misheard you...but I don't make horseshoes with these..."

"Oh?" Jay smiled "What do you do?"
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Prusselanden » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:25 pm

Danceria wrote:
Prusselanden wrote:"I think I misheard you...but I don't make horseshoes with these..."

"Oh?" Jay smiled "What do you do?"

"Um...I use these to..hit people..."
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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