Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT]

[Khasinkonia]

"Interessant."
*holds out phone on speaker*
"Log 1. Location: Unkown. Time: Unknown. Presence of hostiles: Unknown. I do not know how I got here, or where this is. If you can hear me, please document this location. It appears to be a new location to add to the dossier of locations beyond time and space."
*closes phone*
"Und who are these people? I've never seen this number of leaders before."

"I and Satan are the only leaders here. And you, but that's it."

"No, no, nein. I'm not leader. I'm Frida Orton of the Khaśinką High Court."

[UIJ]

"A saloon."

"You. Satan. You're here too? Mien Gott..."
*opens phone again*
"Log 2. Satan, leader of UIJ, and Avraek, leader of Dalvius identified. Very interessant indeed."
*closes phone again*

"Ja."

[Dalvius]

"I and Satan are the only leaders here. And you, but that's it."

"No, no, nein. I'm not leader. I'm Frida Orton of the Khaśinką High Court."

"Alright, then there is only two leaders here."

[Fvaarniimar]

The lanky woman smiles.

"Hi, New Person! How did you do that? Just..." She snaps her fingers. "Oh, um, I'm Aurelia. Aurelia Lucilia Tertia if you prefer."
To Dalvius, she holds out his coin. "Next time perhaps, if you're certain you want to. I think he's pouring it already."

[Kollin]

Krystal would wave around, still meditating and probably hitting his head repeatedly, because physics of floating upside down.


(is good for jokes sometimes tho.)

He rubbed his head and sighed before speaking, "What are you doing?"

"Meditating, you nerd."

[Khasinkonia]

"No, no, nein. I'm not leader. I'm Frida Orton of the Khaśinką High Court."

"Alright, then there is only two leaders here."

"Then who are these other people?"

"You. Satan. You're here too? Mien Gott..."
*opens phone again*
"Log 2. Satan, leader of UIJ, and Avraek, leader of Dalvius identified. Very interessant indeed."
*closes phone again*

"Ja."

"Okay."

[Khasinkonia]

The lanky woman smiles.

"Hi, New Person! How did you do that? Just..." She snaps her fingers. "Oh, um, I'm Aurelia. Aurelia Lucilia Tertia if you prefer."
To Dalvius, she holds out his coin. "Next time perhaps, if you're certain you want to. I think he's pouring it already."

"Hallo Miss Aurelia, is it? My namen is Frida Orton. Pleasure to meet you."

[Dalvius]

The lanky woman smiles.

"Hi, New Person! How did you do that? Just..." She snaps her fingers. "Oh, um, I'm Aurelia. Aurelia Lucilia Tertia if you prefer."
To Dalvius, she holds out his coin. "Next time perhaps, if you're certain you want to. I think he's pouring it already."

"Beautiful name, if I say so myself."

"Alright, then there is only two leaders here."

"Then who are these other people?"

"Ja."

"Okay."

"Old friends of mine. Well, some are."

[Khasinkonia]

The lanky woman smiles.

"Hi, New Person! How did you do that? Just..." She snaps her fingers. "Oh, um, I'm Aurelia. Aurelia Lucilia Tertia if you prefer."
To Dalvius, she holds out his coin. "Next time perhaps, if you're certain you want to. I think he's pouring it already."

"Beautiful name, if I say so myself."

"Then who are these other people?"
"Okay."

"Old friends of mine. Well, some are."

*looks around*
*blinks*
*rubs eyes*
"Zere is alcohol here?"

[Dalvius]

"Beautiful name, if I say so myself."


"Old friends of mine. Well, some are."

*looks around*
*blinks*
*rubs eyes*
"Zere is alcohol here?"

"Plenty. Go get some."

[Greater Orensta]

"I told you he liked you!"
(my flag
where is my son, i want answers)

I nod, "Yeah you did. Thanks."
(10/10 yes.)

"You're so welcome!"
Cody smiled in his sleep

[Fvaarniimar]

The lanky woman smiles.

"Hi, New Person! How did you do that? Just..." She snaps her fingers. "Oh, um, I'm Aurelia. Aurelia Lucilia Tertia if you prefer."
To Dalvius, she holds out his coin. "Next time perhaps, if you're certain you want to. I think he's pouring it already."

"Hallo Miss Aurelia, is it? My namen is Frida Orton. Pleasure to meet you."

"You're a leader? That's unexpected. I mean, meeting someone who is..." Awkwardly, she turns from Avraek ((sorry!)) to Frida. "You are of the Fridus family? It sounds rather Gallic. I haven't met anyone from Gaul before!"

[Derpopollissss]

I nod, "Yeah you did. Thanks."
(10/10 yes.)

"You're so welcome!"
Cody smiled in his sleep

I kiss Cody on the head and nuzzle into him. "Such a cutie."

[Khasinkonia]

*looks around*
*blinks*
*rubs eyes*
"Zere is alcohol here?"

"Plenty. Go get some."

*grabs a beer*
*takes a swig*
"Cool."
*opens phone for a third time*
"Log 3. Zere is alcohol in zis place. Schön gut."
*closes phone*
*takes another swig*

[Khasinkonia]

"Hallo Miss Aurelia, is it? My namen is Frida Orton. Pleasure to meet you."

"You're a leader? That's unexpected. I mean, meeting someone who is..." Awkwardly, she turns from Avraek ((sorry!)) to Frida. "You are of the Fridus family? It sounds rather Gallic. I haven't met anyone from Gaul before!"

"Actually, I"m German. Distant relative of Merkel the Great of the Fourth Reich. But I'm just a High Court Judge in Khasinkonia. Nothing much, as ve have little crime."

[Greater Orensta]

"You're so welcome!"
Cody smiled in his sleep

I kiss Cody on the head and nuzzle into him. "Such a cutie."

"I'd use that to describe both of you." She said

[UIJ]

"You're so welcome!"
Cody smiled in his sleep

I kiss Cody on the head and nuzzle into him. "Such a cutie."

"That's a whole lotta PDA."

[Dalvius]

"You're a leader? That's unexpected. I mean, meeting someone who is..." Awkwardly, she turns from Avraek ((sorry!)) to Frida. "You are of the Fridus family? It sounds rather Gallic. I haven't met anyone from Gaul before!"

"Actually, I"m German. Distant relative of Merkel the Great of the Fourth Reich. But I'm just a High Court Judge in Khasinkonia. Nothing much, as ve have little crime."

"Fourth Reich?"

I kiss Cody on the head and nuzzle into him. "Such a cutie."

"I'd use that to describe both of you." She said

"Hoh."

[Derpopollissss]

I kiss Cody on the head and nuzzle into him. "Such a cutie."

"I'd use that to describe both of you." She said

"Thank you!" I reply, my mind still a little jumbled after the kiss.

[Khasinkonia]

"Actually, I"m German. Distant relative of Merkel the Great of the Fourth Reich. But I'm just a High Court Judge in Khasinkonia. Nothing much, as ve have little crime."

"Fourth Reich?"

"I'd use that to describe both of you." She said

"Hoh."

"Ze disposed European Union. It vas our best plan yet. Und zen zose damn Brits ruined it. Every damn time I tell you! Every time! I'm cool now. I'm fine."

[Dalvius]

"Fourth Reich?"


"Hoh."

"Ze disposed European Union. It vas our best plan yet. Und zen zose damn Brits ruined it. Every damn time I tell you! Every time! I'm cool now. I'm fine."

"You need to fix that accent."

[Crurnlark]

The shadowy creature pounces from a dark corner on the roof, taking the shape of a dog-sized spider-like creature, each leg ending in clawed paws. It spun in place, looking for familiar faces to greet and show affection to (even if they don't want it).

Reg wipes her hands on her shirt, sighing. "I'm going to put on weight if I keep drinking beers without heading out on a run..."

[Khasinkonia]

"Ze disposed European Union. It vas our best plan yet. Und zen zose damn Brits ruined it. Every damn time I tell you! Every time! I'm cool now. I'm fine."

"You need to fix that accent."

*reichness intensifies*
*takes another swig of beer*
"I'm fine now."

[Dalvius]

"You need to fix that accent."

*reichness intensifies*
*takes another swig of beer*
"I'm fine now."

"..."

[Fvaarniimar]

"You're a leader? That's unexpected. I mean, meeting someone who is..." Awkwardly, she turns from Avraek ((sorry!)) to Frida. "You are of the Fridus family? It sounds rather Gallic. I haven't met anyone from Gaul before!"

"Actually, I"m German. Distant relative of Merkel the Great of the Fourth Reich. But I'm just a High Court Judge in Khasinkonia. Nothing much, as ve have little crime."

The wine arrives in a tall glass. Aurelia sips it with a smile. "You're a brother of -" She facepalms. "Oh, of course! You're Germanic. Tell me, what is it like to live among savage barbarians?" Excited, she leans forward.

"Um. No offense meant? Your accent is odd, Yet you act quite civilized. Tell me, are you a citizen?"