Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT]

[Kollin]

I think i vaguely remember who that is, though as usual with new thread series everyone undergoes a 'reset'.

The upside down floating monk is quite oblivious to everything, a gentle orange glow with a slight blue peripheral edge tracing her form.

Alien Cyborg, almost android.

Christopher, as usual, was wandering about, bored out of his mind after several million years of meaningless existence.

Writer suggests that he isnt paying attention, and walks into the floating monk.

(Indo broke 4th wall, Dalv got mad cause bad )

(While breaking the 4th wall every now and then isn't too bad, if you do it like every post or every other post, it gets annoying and cringe-worthy. I'm guessing Indo did it only once though, right?)

(I do it occasionally for a joke )

[Greater Orensta]

"Me!" he smiled
(when can i make them hecking kiss?)

I smirk, "Your such a goofball."
(whenever you want. My character isn't the type to act first.)

(thanks then c: )
He stuck his tongue out, leaning up to whisper something into your ear, but instead, kisses you and smiles as he pulls away "Neeyaa!"

[UIJ]

(While breaking the 4th wall every now and then isn't too bad, if you do it like every post or every other post, it gets annoying and cringe-worthy. I'm guessing Indo did it only once though, right?)

(WRONG)
(Many times.)

(Well that's just dumb.)

[Dalvius]

I smirk, "Your such a goofball."
(whenever you want. My character isn't the type to act first.)

(thanks then c: )
He stuck his tongue out, leaning up to whisper something into your ear, but instead, kisses you and smiles as he pulls away "Neeyaa!"

"Third date, dude."

[UIJ]

Alien Cyborg, almost android.

Christopher, as usual, was wandering about, bored out of his mind after several million years of meaningless existence.

Writer suggests that he isnt paying attention, and walks into the floating monk.

(While breaking the 4th wall every now and then isn't too bad, if you do it like every post or every other post, it gets annoying and cringe-worthy. I'm guessing Indo did it only once though, right?)

(I do it occasionally for a joke )

(Yeah, breaking the 4th wall makes a lot of people not want to join here.)

[Derpopollissss]

I smirk, "Your such a goofball."
(whenever you want. My character isn't the type to act first.)

(thanks then c: )
He stuck his tongue out, leaning up to whisper something into your ear, but instead, kisses you and smiles as he pulls away "Neeyaa!"

I blush a bright red and stutter, "Y-you just, wow...I-I Woah..." This being my first kiss, my brain was flooded with thoughts and emotions.

[Sky-TheLandOfNekos]

Alien Cyborg, almost android.

Christopher, as usual, was wandering about, bored out of his mind after several million years of meaningless existence.

Writer suggests that he isnt paying attention, and walks into the floating monk.

(While breaking the 4th wall every now and then isn't too bad, if you do it like every post or every other post, it gets annoying and cringe-worthy. I'm guessing Indo did it only once though, right?)

(I do it occasionally for a joke )

Writer allows this to happen.

[Greater Orensta]

(thanks then c: )
He stuck his tongue out, leaning up to whisper something into your ear, but instead, kisses you and smiles as he pulls away "Neeyaa!"

I blush a bright red and stutter, "Y-you just, wow...I-I Woah..." This being my first kiss, my brain was flooded with thoughts and emotions.

He slowly drifted off to sleep, or so he appeared to

[Derpopollissss]

I blush a bright red and stutter, "Y-you just, wow...I-I Woah..." This being my first kiss, my brain was flooded with thoughts and emotions.

He slowly drifted off to sleep, or so he appeared to

I smile and pull him closer. "What a day."

[Khasinkonia]

*falls out of portal*
"Verdammt, Vreudhiemer!"
*looks around*
"Ach. Where am I?"

[Kollin]

Writer suggests that he isnt paying attention, and walks into the floating monk.


(I do it occasionally for a joke )

Writer allows this to happen.

Krystal would wave around, still meditating and probably hitting his head repeatedly, because physics of floating upside down.

Writer suggests that he isnt paying attention, and walks into the floating monk.


(I do it occasionally for a joke )

(Yeah, breaking the 4th wall makes a lot of people not want to join here.)

(is good for jokes sometimes tho.)

[Dalvius]

*falls out of portal*
"Verdammt, Vreudhiemer!"
*looks around*
"Ach. Where am I?"

"Hey."
Avraek waved.

[Fvaarniimar]

"My hair? Um, it's -" A convenient abandoned drink reflects it. "Oh. It wasn't styled." She sighs. "Dalvinia? Is that correct? I've never met someone from that province!"

"Dalvinia? You mean Dalvius?"

"Apparently. Is it near Dalmatia or something?" Glancing at the aforementioned drink, she pulls out a pouch and draws out a large, somewhat misshapen stamped brass coin. "I'd like some wine.'

Handwavily, Mr. Mouffan recognizes it as worth a tall glass of a medium-quality drink or a shot of something rather nice. "I'd like a quality wine," she insists when he suggests a good brandy.

[Khasinkonia]

*falls out of portal*
"Verdammt, Vreudhiemer!"
*looks around*
"Ach. Where am I?"

"Hey."
Avraek waved.

*looks around*
"Oh, hallo Avrei—I mean Avraek. I've heard plenty about you. Was is this place? I don't recall häving read about this place anywhere in the security files."
Frida looked around again
"Was is this place? It looks like some olt-fashiont cowboy bär."

[Dalvius]

"Dalvinia? You mean Dalvius?"

"Apparently. Is it near Dalmatia or something?" Glancing at the aforementioned drink, she pulls out a pouch and draws out a large, somewhat misshapen stamped brass coin. "I'd like some wine.'

Handwavily, Mr. Mouffan recognizes it as worth a tall glass of a medium-quality drink or a shot of something rather nice. "I'd like a quality wine," she insists when he suggests a good brandy.

"Nope, Perseus Arm. The Hegemony is not near Earth."
"Also, here."
Avraek gave her some more money to pay for a better quality wine.

"Hey."
Avraek waved.

*looks around*
"Oh, hallo Avrei—I mean Avraek. I've heard plenty about you. Was is this place? I don't recall häving read about this place anywhere in the security files."
Frida looked around again
"Was is this place? It looks like some olt-fashiont cowboy bär."

"It is indeed."

[Greater Orensta]

He slowly drifted off to sleep, or so he appeared to

I smile and pull him closer. "What a day."

Ysabel walked back "What happened" She laughed
Cody held you tightly

[UIJ]

*falls out of portal*
"Verdammt, Vreudhiemer!"
*looks around*
"Ach. Where am I?"

"A saloon."

[Derpopollissss]

I smile and pull him closer. "What a day."

Ysabel walked back "What happened" She laughed
Cody held you tightly

I laugh as well, "Well I got smooched by Cody. I wasn't really expecting that." I rest my head on Cody and smile.

[Khasinkonia]

"Apparently. Is it near Dalmatia or something?" Glancing at the aforementioned drink, she pulls out a pouch and draws out a large, somewhat misshapen stamped brass coin. "I'd like some wine.'

Handwavily, Mr. Mouffan recognizes it as worth a tall glass of a medium-quality drink or a shot of something rather nice. "I'd like a quality wine," she insists when he suggests a good brandy.

"Nope, Perseus Arm. The Hegemony is not near Earth."
"Also, here."
Avraek gave her some more money to pay for a better quality wine.

*looks around*
"Oh, hallo Avrei—I mean Avraek. I've heard plenty about you. Was is this place? I don't recall häving read about this place anywhere in the security files."
Frida looked around again
"Was is this place? It looks like some olt-fashiont cowboy bär."

"It is indeed."

"Interessant."
*holds out phone on speaker*
"Log 1. Location: Unkown. Time: Unknown. Presence of hostiles: Unknown. I do not know how I got here, or where this is. If you can hear me, please document this location. It appears to be a new location to add to the dossier of locations beyond time and space."
*closes phone*
"Und who are these people? I've never seen this number of leaders before."

[Greater Orensta]

Ysabel walked back "What happened" She laughed
Cody held you tightly

I laugh as well, "Well I got smooched by Cody. I wasn't really expecting that." I rest my head on Cody and smile.

"I told you he liked you!"
(my flag
where is my son, i want answers)

[Derpopollissss]

I laugh as well, "Well I got smooched by Cody. I wasn't really expecting that." I rest my head on Cody and smile.

"I told you he liked you!"
(my flag
where is my son, i want answers)

I nod, "Yeah you did. Thanks."
(10/10 yes.)

[Dalvius]

"Nope, Perseus Arm. The Hegemony is not near Earth."
"Also, here."
Avraek gave her some more money to pay for a better quality wine.


"It is indeed."

"Interessant."
*holds out phone on speaker*
"Log 1. Location: Unkown. Time: Unknown. Presence of hostiles: Unknown. I do not know how I got here, or where this is. If you can hear me, please document this location. It appears to be a new location to add to the dossier of locations beyond time and space."
*closes phone*
"Und who are these people? I've never seen this number of leaders before."

"I and Satan are the only leaders here. And you, but that's it."

[Khasinkonia]

*falls out of portal*
"Verdammt, Vreudhiemer!"
*looks around*
"Ach. Where am I?"

"A saloon."

"You. Satan. You're here too? Mien Gott..."
*opens phone again*
"Log 2. Satan, leader of UIJ, and Avraek, leader of Dalvius identified. Very interessant indeed."
*closes phone again*

[Arkadacia]

The horrific sound of chirping resumes as Delphi awakens, the sunlight hitting her right in the face.

Crysal nurses her hangover with more alcohol, in the meantime.

[Sky-TheLandOfNekos]

Writer allows this to happen.

Krystal would wave around, still meditating and probably hitting his head repeatedly, because physics of floating upside down.

(Yeah, breaking the 4th wall makes a lot of people not want to join here.)

(is good for jokes sometimes tho.)

He rubbed his head and sighed before speaking, "What are you doing?"